GUYS WE FOUND WHAT STAR WARS WAS MISSING. MARVEL-TIER HUMOR.
>did any of the "jokes" in TFA actually make you laugh?
>>64408387
I sort of agree. After rewatching the original trilogy last weekend, I realized just how much Harrison Ford's movie star presence and charisma added to those movies. It's something that was sorely lacking in the PT.
>>64408429
>implying Jar Jar didn't have star presence and charisma
How wude!
>>64408387
Who ever wrote that is a moron. A human feeling/saying human things is redundant. Anything a human expresses is human. But yeah the prequels had no humanity to begin with.
>Force Poe to his knees
>Kylo bends down to talk to him
I see Snoke didn't teach him the basics of intimidation
>you suddenly realize that Ewan McGregor's Obi Wan was supposed to be the relatable, wisecracking character in the prequels.
when will /tv/ stop being as fast as /v/?
>>64408568
Ren had to bend down because he's a big guy
>>64408387
>a character who's human
>life in literal peril by evil wizard in a mask
>quips
>relatable
>human
>>64408523
>Obi-Wan
>>64408387
They Marveled the fuck out of TFA, it wasn't subtle in the least, they really beat you over the head with the quips
>>64408701
People on this board currently find threads about anvils to be the height of comedy so probably never. /tv/ has been doomed for at least a year.
>>64408387
>Getting mind fucked by the force
>Tortured
>Sweating, in excruciating pain
>Makes a le marvel joek
>Human
>>64408387
>village is burning, people dying
>try to intervene by shooting Vader jr
>spoopy darth man stops my fuckin LASER in midair
>squadron of space nazis in space grab me and drag me to him
>he pulls out his laser sword and forces to me my knees
>imminent death
ITS OPEN MIC TIME BABY! AIRPLANE FOOD AMIRITE?
>>64408387
R E D D I T
Han Solo is and has always been a reddit-tier meme character.
>>64408387
WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS LIKE THAT SCENE IN TPM WHERE THE CREATURE FARTS
>>64408708
For Poe
>>64408960
Holy fuck I'm dying of laughter. That scene...
>>64408774
how do we false flag it so they leave?
wasn't 50% of the dialogue in the prequels jokes and wisecracks?
>>64408959
Who do you consider a /tv/ tier Star Wars character ?
>>64409027
Sheev.
>>64409009
Yeah, I actually thought the prequels had too many wisecracks. It felt kinda hokey and cheesy
>but I love da cheese
>>64409056
This.
>>64409056
Mad Men: Sith Lord Edition
The movie was amazing but the one thing that killed it was some of the humor and one or two minor things.
I mean, the Poe joke that OP is refering to isn't horrid but some of Flynn's super blackness shit did annoy me "WOOHOO" "WHATS THAT NODDING MEAN?" He left character to act like a dumb black guy....
Otherwise damn near perfect movie.
>>64409027
Jar-jar Binks
>>64409121
I didn't really like Finn that much but I don't really see how your examples are inherently a black person thing.
>>64408387
Except Han Solo's wise cracks were mostly improvised.
>>64409255
>>64409121
"DROID PLEASE!"
>sees white girl
"YOU GOTS A BOYFRAN? CUTE BOYFRAN?"
>>64409255
Watch more 'dumb black humor' stuff. It's something they learn to be funny. Might be natural to some but definitely not all. Boyega did fine most of the movie except for those dumb humor parts where he totally breaks character
>you were right about one thing: the negotions were short
>>64409461
Look up the term 'black humor' please.
>>64409461
>>64409370
>>64409255
>>64409121
>YOU GET IT? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A THUMBS-UP?
>>64409535
Who else but Obi-Wan?
*wacky sitcom music plays in the background*
whats that? the prequels were terribly written by a man who has the mind and emotions of a child?
egad
>>64409559
I will not allow /tv/ to make me cynical enough to hate BB-8. He's adorable.
>>64408387
It's a movie for children.
>>64409546
I meant black person humor. You know the meme of "smacking lips" and stuff? Sort of like that.
>>64409559
I like to think BB-8 is a sarcastic asshole and he's really flipping him off here.
>>64409624
I like him, but I want a r2-d2, bb-8, chewbacca spinoff with nothing in english the entire movie
>>64409676
BB-8poster here. I like this.
>>64409729
take my credits!
>>64408387
of course reddit goes for the mary sue
>>64409729
Not marketable. Have C-3PO as their translator and you've got a movie.
>>64409624
Second. BB-8 is cuter than R2 desu
>you will never be able to roll omnidirectionally
Kill me.
>>64409848
>implying credits are any good here
why'd they make c3po a weird golden matte color in the movie? he's supposed to be shiny
>>64408387
>You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
There you go guys, in the very first scene of the prequels there was a unfunny wisecrack. Hopefully someone was able to point this out to the author.
>>64408888
Checked
Bravado to hide the fact he's nervous maybe? Seriously out of all these bait threads nobody uses common sense
>>64410852
Can't argue with quads, mah man. Swallow your shit opinion.
>>64408387
>GUYS WE FOUND OUT /TV/ IS STILL TRYING TO PAN A MOVIE USING WHATEVER THEY CAN FIND.
FTFY
