is there ANYTHING from Bollywood worth watching?
>>64404559
Delhi Belly
DESIGNATED
Slumdog Millionaire was good. The Lunchbox is supposed to be really good but I've never seen it. The Abu trilloogy is supposed to be great but I thought it was just boring as fuck.
>>64404559
>>64404608
Just the women with the sapphire eyes and sexy bodies.
>>64404661
Slumdog Millionaire is a British film, Apu Trilogy is Bengali not Hindi (Bollywood)
>>64404559
He kind of has a point though.
Bollywood is as shite as Hollywood tbqhf.
There are some really great Indian films though.
As someone who has seen most of those movies (on both sides), that's some top-notch shitposting.
As for good Bollywood movies:
Dabangg - GOAT flick
Rann - film
A Wednesday - film
Chennai Express - kino
Are there any good Nollywood movies?
I understand the production values are universally bad and I accept that but I've watched about a dozen of them in the hopes of finding something entertaining but they all feel like those Mexican telenovela things. Like, a guy wants to marry a local bigwig's daughter but he doesn't own enough cattle. That's 90% of them. Also half the dialogue is in Yoruba
>>64404653
SHITTING
>>64404861
No, unlike India where there are a few great films Nollywood is literally nothing but trash. Aside from a few good Senegalese films Sub-Saharan African cinema is nothing but absolute garbage.
>>64404559
Eh man better get used to it cause they are gonna dominate the market in a few years & there will be nothing but movies pandering to chinks and indians.
Don 1 and 2 (the remakes) are my GOAT. They're incrediblr
Kill Bill was copied from Lady Snowblood, actually.
>>64404559
How did he come to some of these conclusions?
Sunny Leone
>>64404559
No there arent and let me tell you why. Every movie directed is not made for the crowd but rather for the actors. Take a look at any Shahrukh Khan movie for example. Its literally the same formula used with absolutely nothing ground breaking.
>>64404559
This guy is so fucking full of shit. It's crazy how much Bollywood rips off from Hollywood. I say that as Indian myself
>le poo loo
I just download Ship of Theseus the other day. Anybody know if it's any good?
Watch Lagaan. its the only GOAT indian movie
Disregarding a multi-billion dollar film industry just because it isn't American?
Fuck off you fat burger faggot.
The cinema built into my local mall plays Indian movies occasionally. Once or twice a year, I like to get high as balls in the parking lot and go to a screening by myself early in the day on a weekday. It's a very chill, surreal experience, at least until some brown fucker who thinks I can speak whatever language the film is in tries to converse with me.
PK is my favorite simply because it's the only one I've seen that was actually original instead of a generic action movie or romantic comedy.
>>64405360
buttmad Patel detected
Bollywood (and 90% of Indian men) are literal manchildren
>>64405360
Rahim, none of your films are good. Just because shit-huffing 70 IQ mutants go to see it in droves does not mean they're good films.
>>64405200
>r8ing a mid-tier mattress actress who somehow fucked her way into Bollywood
go post "wow, what a hot b-bhaabiyat" on Pornhub, you thirsty savage
>>64405371
Amir Khan likes doing different shit. Too bad he's switching to the generic shit.
>>64405360
>multi-billion dollar
The highest grossing Indian film of all time made $100 million. Bollywood sells lots of tickets but only to poor slumdwellers who pay less than a dollar a ticket.
According to my brothers Indian wife Gangs of Wasseypur is suppose to be good, even by regular standards and not just Bollywood standards. It's sort of like the Indian Godfather apparently.
>>64404559
>Abhay: 2001
>Lady Snowblood: 1973
Try again Curry Nigger
Only thing Abhay inspired him to do was an animated sequence, rest of the movie was lifted from Lady Snowblood.
>>64405371
Why not go see real, patrician foreign films?
>>64405489
> poor slumdwellers
> Implying you wouldn't watch a movie with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
>>64404559
There used to be some good directors that went against the norms and did different shit. Too bad they all switched sides for more money.
>>64405533
So it's probably a 4/10.
>>64405591
>literal chimp screeches
And I get upset when someone is just eating loudly.
>>64405671
More than likely, although he's been forced to watch a few and that's the only one he would recommend.
>>64405640
Sadly this. There was hope but its fucked now.
who here brampton
>>64405589
Nobody screens high-quality foreign films around where I live. The art houses just do regular indie garbage.
Plus, Bollywood fair is usually so paint-by-numbers that I don't have to think or even pay attention to the subs really to understand it, which makes it great for watching while high.
>>64404559
>this list is just on top of my head
>>64405828
He keeps it in his turban
>>64405269
That's pretty good.
Anurag Kashyap also makes pretty good movies, and I liked Rang De Basanti.
>Pearl Harbour was copied
um I've got some bad news for you there Avirup
>>64405787
lmfao
>Brangladesh
Peterborough reporting in. Where da crack at
this movie made me gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8
>>64406067
>implying he even knows what pearl harbor is
>implying he can read and didn't dictate that post to the village elder
ITT: no
People think that Bollywood = Indian movies, which is very far from the truth.
(reposting from old thread)
Films by Satyajit Ray, Mani Kaul, Amit Dutta are basically in line with European arthouse.
Anurag Kashyap is a contemporary director who makes gritty, realistic (i.e. no dancing) films that are also surprisingly popular.
Ship of Theseus is a recent Indie film that was surprisingly original and very philosophical and non-Bollywood. Also the director is a karagarga user.
And check these out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Film_Award_for_Best_Feature_Film
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_Cinema
Oh andDESIGNATED
Indians have shit opinions, shit clothes, and generally smell.
Also, very rude.
>>64406965
t. paki
>>64405333
i agree with this
>>64404559
3 Idiots is goat.
>>64404559
entire cast made up entirely of indian people. it must just stink on set
>>64407547
Almost as much as your mum's fanny
