You are given unlimited funding for an action movie, the only catch, it stars Guy Fieri. How do you make it work?
oh man this could've been a hell of a thread
>>64403639
It's never to late for flavortown
>>64402237
make it an anime
https://youtu.be/gkc-gAYCwes
>>64402237
Silent Hill remake titled Flavor Town.
>>64402237
Bond style film where Fieri has to find the stolen recipe for the world's best barbeque rub.
>>64404771
But what's the hook? Is he a mech suit pilot seeking flavortown? Or is he escaping it?
however it turns out, it has to have all star by smash mouth in it
>>64402237
A live action version of the backstory in Homestuck where Guy Fieri is the villainous Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and Insane Clown Posse are the Dual Presidents of the United States.
Starring Michael Cera as "Bro" and Emma Watson as "Mom"
it's basically his show but with some action scenes in the transitional moments.
>>64402237
>not knowing about Karl Welzein's script for Roadhouse: Pain Still Don't Hurt
You sound like a real corncob, OP.
http://cdn.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/08/502d5b9a8c2e9.png
A depressing portrait of a man whose life is a meme. We get an inside look at his manufactured personality and cynical emptiness. It will be true kino.