At least someone out there still has some balls
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/02/ricky-gervais-has-already-apologised-for-being-offensive-at-the-2016-golden-globes-5597182/
>>64397288
Pity they're in his wife's purse.
DUDE ATHEISM LMAO
Fucking legend!
I hate this faggot
Standard
Starlord did the same on Twitter before the Jurassic World premiere rolled around.
Fuck these times
Cant wait until he makes more car commercials.
>>64397288
I fucking hate this faggot with all my heart. Goddamn smug atheist with absolutely no sense of spirituality.
>"God doesn't exist you primitive mongs, the burden of proofs lies with YOU, not me."
>>64397478
well hes not wrong you creep
When he first did it, it was interesting. Now all the celebrities show up wanting him to say something edgy and controversial. And he agrees to it with little fuss, and always delivers. He's nothing but a monkey now.
It would actually be funny if he played this one clean. That would actually take balls.
>>64397522
The burden of proofs lie with a person making a claim, whether it's a positive or negative claim.
>>64397540
No, it would be funnier if he literally insulted all of them and burned all bridges with Hollywood.
I know he won't but I really wish that just one comedian would ever do that. Just say "fuck it all" and spill all the shit live on air. All the secrets, all the dirty laundry those degenerate celebrities hide.
>le make fun of christians low hanging fruit man
>Trump jokes
>American justice system jokes via Making a Murderer
>Kardashian jokes with super softball almost offensive Caitlyn joke
>Celebrities are pampered jokes
>Star Wars jokes
>Spotlight movie jokes leading into mini rant on religion
What else am I missing?
let's see
>Caitlyn Jenner joke
>gender politics joke
>Paris joke
>Mark Salling pedo joke
What else?
ITT: buttmad christians BTFO by evolution and in denial about it.
>>64397557
So what claim came first according to you, that god exists or that god doesn´t exist?
>>64398047
they are both claims. both require proof.
Was cool when he was actually an offensive funny guy. Now he is crazy PC and believes everyone is an equal yet unique snowflake. We get it, people from England hate guns, love blacks, and hate Christians.
Would have been way better if he issed a statement that he won't apologize and everyone is just going to have to deal with it.
merchan'ts puppet
>>64398082
Well one claim came before the other obviously, so which claim came first according to you?
>>64398047
It doesn't matter what claim came first.
Obviously the claim that a god exists came before the claim one doesn't exist. Perfect ammo for the atheist twats.
>"Hey, there's no such thing as a god."
>"A what?"
>>64397772
you forgot the excessively shameless "for comedic effect, but not really" plug of whatever his latest film/sitcom/book/stand up is
>>64398082
How exactly does one prove that God / The Flying Spaghetti Monster / whatever doesn't exist?
>>64398082
Oh, fuck you and your bullshit thread-ruining bait
>>64398124
i don't see how that's relevant
>>64398216
how does one prove that he does exist? you can't. that's why it's a claim and not a fact.
>>64398251
Why does the claim a god doesn't exist require 0 evidence?
I'll answer that for you, pure convenience.
>>64398216
You can't.
i wonder if anyone on 4chan actually believes in god?
besides the sudacas maybe but they're not fully functioning humans.
![Ricky_Gervais_Atheist[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bdg4unf.jpg "Ricky_Gervais_Atheist[1].jpg")
>DUDE RELIGION, RIGHT? LMAO
I am in no way, shape or form even a tiny bit religious but fuck this petty middle school-tier faggot.
>>64398251
how is it bait? a claim that someone else's claim is wrong is still a claim
>>64398373
I'm sure there are more than a few idiots that believe in spiritual afterlives here.
>>64398284
>you can't.
You're right, sort of - there is no logical way to prove a negative; negatives are based on the absence of proof to the positive.
Good news though - positives can be proved, so all we need to do is prove that God exists, and we're set.
Oh.
>>64397478
I honestly dont mind what beliefs a person has but this faggot shoves it around on twitter like some sort of crusader and we all know he'd shit his inbred fucking pants the second something actually went down
>>64398284
You cant prove nor disprove. If you choose to believe, you have faith, not the burden of proving it to a bunch of pseudo intellectual asshurt retards. If you dont believe you don't have faith, again, not the burden of disproving it to a bunch of whatever the fuck you want to call it
Ideally anyone proudly parading his beliefs around should be promptly ignored, not hailed
Didn't he blatantly admit that he had to really thump the fedora-tipping because he wasn't getting an audience before such?
>>64398419
Hello Ricky. Come to shill your upcoming Golden Globe performance?
>>64398425
>le logic
Calm down spok, shouldn't you be at the lab or teaching a lecture instead of posting on 4chan? Oh wait, you're not as smart as you think, are you?
>>64398475
That's what they all do
>>64398501
None of them are, smart people know better than to waste time on this shit
>inb4 le smart internet biologist twitter crusader xD
yeah his as dumb as the lot of you
>>64398425
>negatives are based on the absence of proof to the positive.
not true. we don't have absolute proof that aliens exist, that doesn't mean it is proven that they don't exist. each claim requires proof.
>>64398419
*le tips euphoric fedora*
I bet you believe magic is also ridiculous. You'd shit your pants at a quantum level. I don't understand how a 15 year old kid on 4chan thinks he's educated and well-versed in the intricacies of life and the universe to claim such.
>>64398481
>le religion isn't actually retarded meme
>>64398475
>he had to really thump the fedora-tipping
That's not going to be an easy one to google bro - no idea. It's possible - you can't do a completely dry science show and get a really large number of viewers. That said, not sure I'd really accuse him of fedora tipping to the max.
>>64397478
>A sense of spirituality
>A belief in god
These two things are not the same anon.
>>64398548
I'd love for you to explain why religion is retarded.
>"hurrr if we were all atheists the world would be a perfect scientific utopia durrrrrrrrrr."
>>64398548
>god is stupid just like my mommy why is no one paying attention to me
>>64397557
False. You can't call on someone to prove a negative, that's a law of logic.
>>64398534
>einstein was not an atheist
If you're so intelligent, why are you /tv/?
>>64398582
Did I say they were the same thing?
What's the point of your reply?
>>64398648
Again, perfect bullshit ammunition for atheists. Deep down even you know you're wrong.
Poor OP and his now-shitty thread
>>64398611
Deluding yourself into believing something that doesn't exist, does exist, and using it as a moral basis to guide you is stupid
There are infinite other ways of dealing with problems or things going on in life other than seeking a religious path
>>64398373
I'm tempted to get back into religion because I feel no purpose in myself
>>64398698
You can believe in a higher order that is not in line with any religion, like>>64398659
And its not any less stupid than being Ricky Gervais, or his internet followers, or you or any of the other pseudo intellectuals pretening to have an inherent superiority by refusing to believe in something
>>64398655
It's like you don't even realize there are 7+ more dimensions to our universe outside of the 3 we're limited to.
It's quite cute to see a 3rd dimensional creature look around his 3 dimensional environment and say "Yup, no God here." totally ignoring the fact any number of gods can have any number of intentions including not showing itself or it's existence to some creatures it probably isn't even aware of.
>>64398611
Just like how the anti-SJW crowd became worse than the SJWs themselves, you anti-atheist fags have always been infinitely worse than militant atheists.
>>64398733
Religion: because you have nothing else going on at the moment
>>64398611
>wants an explanation for why patently absurd fairy tales and superstitions are retarded
>>64398781
>Just like how the anti-SJW crowd became worse than the SJWs themselves
Go back to tumblr poofta
>>64398501
Not him, but the next time around, you should really consider giving a response where you actually argue something instead of just making a lame attempt of making fun of the anon you're responding to.
>>64398851
>argue something
not him but what is there to argue?
>>64398501
>logic
Oh no!
>>64398851
>God is real
>no he isn't
Great debate lads
>>64398835
>Go back to tumblr
>Doesn't even have a tumblr account or even visit the site
>>64398821
Can atheists not refer to religions as absurd fairy tales and superstitions? Fairy tales and superstition imply magic, yet when you look at physics and matter at it's smallest length shit just doesn't look the same and is absolutely insane.
Magic exists, but it's scientific magic.
>>64398882
>what is there to argue?
You must be new here - welcome to 4chan!
>>64398373
To believe in any morality is essentially religion in that there is never a concrete logical™ basis to it, and yet we as humans naturally cling to morality despite it being illogical.
Might as well go with God desu senpai
>Karl Pilkington will never co-host an awards show with Gervais and Merchant
>>64398953
absurd fairy tales - the post
>>64398733
i sympathize with you but i exercise my lack of purpose through racism and nationalism
>>64398959
You forgot Muslim Worship
>>64398776
/tv/ quite literally BTFO in one post
>>64398997
>quantum physics doesn't exist - the retard - the post - the movie
>>64398956
I'm not, its just a silly statement, what IS there to argue in the religion debate? Nothing.
>>64399044
>I don't understand it so it's magic - the poster
>>64398933
>>64398959
>morality isn't logical
But that's wrong
>>64399050
Yes, we still do it - it's sort of traditional these days.
>>64398774
I don't know if Einstein was atheist or not but it shouldnt matter. Using smart people as an example of why or why not you should believe is bullshit. Intelligence has nothing to do with faith.
It's just bullshittery to use something founded in something nonexistant as a way to stand on a moral highground and justify your actions.
>>64399076
>I lack the ability to comprehend the things I read - the poster
Yeah man, quantum physical is literally wizard magic. Yup that's what I said alright. Harry Potter shit.
>>64399113
That wasn't my point at all mong
>>64398959
>morality isn't logical
Holy shit you must be baiting that's the edgiest thing I've ever heard.
Off to go rape some puppies and kids then burn them to death because why not!
>>64399137
You got me - your post was actually really clever and coherent, and was an excellent way to end the thread. Apart from the shit about magic and science.
>>64399232
>Apart from the shit about magic and science.
You're a fucking idiot, you know that?
>>64398680
>Goddamn smug atheist with absolutely no sense of spirituality.
Well explain how you meant it then, because it seems to me that you meant it as "atheists have no sense of spirituality, they're all just wannabe nihilist edgy jerkoffs". I may just be projecting here, but in regards as to how people on this site seem to think, it's not a bold claim I think.
>>64397288
You know why I hate this guy? Because he gets paid millions of dollars to do an Ad like the below and companies are stupid enough to pay him for it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waymSm5lP-k
>>64399281
Teach us your ways, you magical quantum wizard!
>>64399206
Indeed, why not? Only because we'd get caught and jailed. Peopleshould be free to do whatever they want, let the laws of nature take over. Be a real man.
>>64397478
>I fucking hate this faggot with all my heart.
Here we go again. Religious person hating someone.
I bet you really understand your "spirituality" while you are fapping to loli on 4chan.
>>64398373
there are retards here who believe in string theory.
>>64399102
Objective morality requires something "illogical" to function as that objective, consistent definition (i.e. God).
Subjective morality collapses into itself by being inconsistent.
That is what I meant by morality is essentially religion, if we're looking at it from a purely logical™ standpoint
>>64399206
And what is your logical basis for why these things are wrong? Reminder: emotions are not logic.
>>64399332
>quantum wizard
You'll need to talk to Dr. Quantum about that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc
>>64399344
>at least 3 unironic replies from redditors guaranteed
s͏mh
>>64399305
This is why people stereotype them. I don't believe in god but every atheist in this thread is acting like a self important prick. I always say I'm agnostic when people ask despite not being, I can't stand most atheists, the word is so seductuve to pseudo intellectual cunts.
People like this -
>>64398959
Give atheists a bad name
>>64398698
>There are infinite other ways of dealing with problems or things going on in life other than seeking a religious path
indeed
like mass genocide
backed up by science of course
>tfw Richard Dawkins only pretends to be an atheist for money
>>64399385
I'm agnostic.
>I bet you really understand your "spirituality" while you are fapping to loli on 4chan.
I bet I can guess what you like to do on here.
>>64399305
>they're all just wannabe nihilist edgy jerkoffs
I guess you can say that's what I meant, but I'm a lot closer to atheism and nihilism than theism. I just have a better understanding of my OWN understanding than the average agnostic or atheist I believe.
ITT:
>everyone arguing about le funnyman atheist lol XD
I don't care how fucking contrarian you think you are, Gervais hosting the old Golden Globes were the best hollywood jokes we've ever gotten
Things I expect him to BTFO:
>CELEBRITY NUDE LEAKS
>Caitlyn the abomination Jenner
>Marvel and their nonstop 2 films a year
>Disney commercialising star wars to new heights [insert joke about how commercialised it already was]
>CELEBRITY NUDE LEAKS
>JLaw being lol so quirky, just like us
>Bryce Dallas Howard's tight-fitting tops in JW
>The Force Awakens being a remake of ANH
>Disney fixing it by combining it with marvel and starring a strong independent female superhero
>CELEBRITY NUDE LEAKS
>The Hateful 8 - everything
Seriously though, this will be the first time that anyone's publicly mentioned the celeb nude leaks while all the celebs involved are actually present. It's gonna be glorious watching JLaw trying to fake a smile as Ricky tells us how much semen he's blown to her treasure trove of selfies on national tv
>>64399344
Bait. Unless you are a sociopath with no sense of empathy there's no way you're being truthful.
>>64399399
You'd be first on my little list. Have at you!
>>64399464
Being a racist, xenophobe, sexist, anything like this has nothing to do with facts. 100% completely illogical thoughts are those spawn
>>64399391
You're trying too hard mate. I'm sure you'll calm down when your mom brings some warm cookies down into the basement for you.
>>64397288
>mfw Ricky "So Brave" Gervais inflicts us with more of his "totally offensive" jokes
>>64398991
>Even, y'know, dinosaurs: look at them. They caused a lot of trouble.
That may very well be my favourite Karl quote.
fucking love this guy, proud to have tattoo with him
>>64399318
>companies are stupid enough to pay him for it.
What, if you found a company willing to pay you stupid money you'd turn it down?
>>64398959
The person you're saying gives atheists a bad name is someone religious.
>>64399506
Oh i empathise, just with people i love, i don't waste love on fuckheads.
>>64397772
He wouldnt have to apologize for any of that because that is mainstream media bias. He probably has to apologize because he is insulting the celebrities at the event like every other time hes done it.
Sure hes a fedora tiping atheist but he still can get under liberals skin as well.
The guy is a complete joke. If he truly did have anything against religion he'd be rallying the fedoras and leading them against Islam.
>>64399558
I love arguments that address nothing at all. It's like Seinfeld!
>>64399609
>puppies and children= fuckheads
What
>>64399685
I'm insulting you, not arguing. There no point arguing with some delusional retard who thinks they should be able to do whatever they want. I'm sure you'd change your mind if you were being tortured to death.
>>64399684
>'''''''''''brave'''''''''' internet atheist actually doing something brave
>>64399747
Do not ever fucking reply to me unless it's to contribute to the thread.
whew lads
>>64399487
>I'm agnostic.
Who cares what you are? You can say whatever you are, but I wont believe you. Your post implies you are religious.
Learn how to discuss on anonymous board where what matter is a message, not an author.
And have you seen his sitcom Derek? I bet Ricky knows a lot about human condition and what are good sides of living.
You are fool if you think you can judge persons capacity for spirituality (even humanistic one) just because of their appearance and provocations.
>>64399747
Quite the contrary, I am advocating that we follow consistent objective morals, which can not be consistently done in a secular fashion.
All the talk of "morality can not be logical" is not about morality being flawed, especially since I said that people naturally stick to morality in some way, but rather that "human logic" means dick after a certain point.
Only an idiot can see "human beings will always follow morality even if it seems illogical" and say that they're advocating throwing morality out the window.
>>64397540
How... It'd be dull
>>64399870
Is this a real post?
Believe in God:
>Right: Eternal joy
>Wrong: Nothing
Disbelieve in God:
>Right: Nothing
>Wrong: Eternal suffering
what's your excuse?
>>64399947
>eternal suffering
>after you're dead
What?
Why do people on 4chan act like religion is necessary for having good morals. You can develop good morals in a whole lot of ways. Most of my morals came from many different places. Church was just a small part of it and nothing I learned in church I couldn't have learned elsewhere.
>>64399947
Only shitty meme religions like Christianity have hell for non-believers.
>>64399870
RIDF detected
>>64400033
it's about having an objective foundation for morals
>>64400163
And what religion has this? Religious morals are constantly changing and everyone interprets them differently. It's impossible to create an objective set of morals that everyone will follow.
>>64399445
I swear I don't get it. Where are you from? I know maybe 10-15 religious people (most of them Christians, some Mudslimes) and they never stop talking about the importance of faith and their religion, how you must have faith to be good and so on, with the exception of this one guy who never talks about it, but he's deeply religious (I know because of his FB account, always sends out these "I pray for the souls for those who are affected, god be with you" whenever there's a natural disaster or some shit). I honestly never discuss this shit other than when I see these sort of threads, or a few times when I've been drunk or in class.
But more importantly, being an atheist, or theist, has nothing to do with being gnostic/agnostic. I don't believe in god, but to claim that I have absolute knowledge of there not being a god would be utterly ridicolous.
>>64399947
>all loving god
>sentences you to eternal suffering for not believing in him
lol what a fag
>>64397288
I hate him with all my heart, but at the same time I'm glad he exists
>>64400163
Why does there have to be an objective foundation? Most people realize that you shouldn't kill people, because other people will probably kill you for it.
Most people realize you shouldn't steal, because that means people are more than likely just going to steal from you. Realistically if you're the kind of person who would do those things without your objective morality in your religion, you're a piece of shit and your god knows you're a piece of shit if it's truly omnipotent.
>>64400315
hell is locked from the inside
>>64397478
>>64399947
>Choose the wrong god
>Even shittier hell
>>64400341
it's not about actually following morals
>>64399947
So being scared into believing is supposed to sound tempting?
>>64400442
it's really more about how pointless atheism is than it is an argument for theism
>>64400428
>it's about having morals, not following them!
I don't even know what to say to that.
>>64400442
Is it any different in a secular sense of morals?
For example:
>Obey the law or we will throw you in jail
>>64400519
>it's pointless if you aren't rewarded after you die
>implying anything has a "point"
wewwwwww lad
>>64399947
Believe in God:
>Have to spend entire life following long list of specific rules that God expects you to follow
>Fuck up any of them, go to hell
I took a big nap, had a Stewart's orange cream and a big plate of eggs. That's church, nigger bitch.
>>64400525
without an objective foundation for morals there is no objective reason to follow them and you cannot complain about good or evil otherwise
>>64400576
good thing Jesus Christ died for our sins
>>64400576
>can't sleep in on Sunday morning jerking off to futanari NTR
>durr this is a long stupid list fuck xtianity
>>64400677
Fucking this, he paid the bill so I'm getting the souffle.
>>64400575
exactly, on atheism there isn't a point
>>64397288
He is an autofellating, shit-grinning faggot. Always ready to laugh at his own jokes in fake hysteria.
>uses typical british banter on the Globes and gets reaction out of red carpet prudes
>now is deliberately provocative
Fuck this tryhard tbqh
>>64400519
Well, that's how you choose to see life. I don't believe in god or etarnal bliss. I have no need for it, I get meaning elsewhere, in books, in movies, in tv, in friends and family, in good food, living my life as well as I can until it ends.
>>64400540
>Is it any different in a secular sense of morals?
For example:
Obey the law or we will throw you in jail
I would argue that it is, atleast in a (functioning) democracy, where we as fellow man decide what we as people want for all of us.
This guy is fucking EPIC.
He always knows how to push buttons!
Haha, he definitely isn't doing it just to be edgy or anything!
>>64400860
Your post is one line too long.
>>64400764
Masterful evasion of pointless religious argument
Can't we all just get along and agree that Gervais is a hack but he needn't apologize for offending the the hollywood elite?
>>64400886
Can you please not review my posts, friend.
>>64400923
No can do.
>>64400677
>>64400714
>religious fags literally don't know what original sin is and they believe Jesus preemptively got nailed to a cross so they can jerk off to porn
Absolute retards.
>>64400952
Why are you mad?
>>64400923
>unless you are contributing to this thread
Do keep up with the meme of the week sonny
>>64400952
Good thing we have the holy sacrament of baptism and confession
>>64400972
Because Jesus didn't die for YOUR sins he died for Eve's sin.
first time he did it felt fresh, natural and cool. looking back, the material really is weak, but it could be remember as something bigger.
now he just dragging the dying corpse of his previous fame. he's doing it with david brent too. even karl said "nah, fuck this shit" and left derek. you know, the guy known for being stupid was smart enough to leave that messed up "comedy".
>>64401016
You're mad that Jesus died? Yeah, I would be, too.
>>64400952
It disappoints me when I see the toxic r/atheism spilling out into my favourite boards.
Once upon a time I was happy, knowing all my fellow /tv/ posters, no matter how bad their posts were, would find one another again in heaven.
It saddens me knowing that you are being seduced my atheists into thinking you're somehow 'smarter' by not believing.
I feel sorry for you, anon, and am deeply saddened.
I will pray for your soul tonight.
>>64401054
If I was religious I'd be mad that my fellow followers of Christ believe in bullshit.
>>64401072
So what are you actually mad about?
>>64400793
>functioning democracy
either pic related happens or the populace is limited in someway, making it not necessarily "as fellow man", ideal or otherwise.
>The irreligious man is a mortal being with a rational nature, who of his own free will turns his back on life and thinks of his own Maker, the ever-existent, as non-existent.
>>64401097
I'm not mad about anything, you just "you meme bro'd?" me.
>>64401137
Not buying it. Get it out of your system, you'll feel better.
> if you're a christian you're the stupidest piece of shit on earth
> if you're a Muslim you're a beacon of intelligence and philosophy and we could all learn so much from you
neat
>>64401104
What, are you an anarchist?
Threads like this always remind me that there are wilfully ignorant people who put their fingers in their ears and scream LA LA LA when the truth of a loving G-d is shown to them.
Look at our beautiful world. It wasn't an 'accident'.
Indeed it wasn't an accident because that implies planning which went wrong.
Either nothing went wrong OR there wasn't a being around to plan it out.
>>64401330
That's right boys. Keep the bait coming. This faggot is chewing it up!
>>64401330
>Look at our beautiful world. It wasn't an 'accident'.
Maybe not, but it's significantly more beautiful that way.
DUDE GOD ISN'T REAL LMAO
>>64401058
Oy vey. This meme again.
hey atheists, how do you explain THIS?
>>64401602
How do you? Oh right. "I dunno so god i guess duuuurrrrrrrrrrhhhh"
>>64401311
No, because the NAP/communist class warfare still has this issue of "obey or I will punish you".
I am only someone who knows that "obey or I will punish you" is a weak criticism of religion that comes from people obsessed with frivolous habits that don't understand that every system of morality relies on this.
>>64401983
Clearly the guy who came up with the theory knows.
>>64402097
>By 1951,Pope Pius XIIdeclared that Lemaître's theory provided a scientific validation forCatholicism. However, Lemaître resented the Pope's proclamation, stating that the theory was neutral and there was neither a connection nor a contradiction between his religion and his theory.
Yeah, don't claim something done in the of science for religion. He knew that science was neutral, not atheistic or theistic.
>>64402047
>obey or I will punish you
>every system of morality relies on this
No. What about agreing on not effecting eachother negatively so we can all prosper. You're a fascist.
>>64401330
People are stupid and get literally furious when you tell them The Force is just midichlorians.
God is dead, but spirituality still lives on in other ways.
