I find Vince McMahon's life to be really interesting and could make for a very fascinating biography if done with care.
What would you like to see in a film based on Vince's life?
90 mins of him looking in a mirror screaming "HE'S GONNA PUKE!!!!".
What's interesting about his life? Some bullet points in green text would be nice.
Cameos from donald trump
>>64391299
>Purchased his father's business
>Completely destroyed a system of trust and mutual understanding between rival companies that had existed for decades
>Created recognizable stars such as Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, Stone Cold, The Rock, and John Cena
>Arguably one of the most successful businessmen of the late 90s.
>>64391230
>you will never swagger like Vince
>>64391230
have a meme actor like daniel day lewis or christian bale play him
>>64391461
>when walkin into the club I be like
>>64391475
Bale as young McMahon would be god tier
his daughter getting her pussy and asshole drilled by a big black cock
>>64391447
hey thanks familia, first time reading about this guy after seeing about 1000 meme GIFs
>>64391540
This guy?
>>64391475
Holy fuck Daniel Day Lewis would get so buff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxtCTaCxDUc
>>64391584
i didn't say little white dick
>dad left when i was young
>we would always watch wrestling together
>after he's left, watch wwf on my own
>feel sad
>as a coping mechanism, pretend vince is my dad
>First half shows the rise of the WWF in the 90's
>Half way cuts to the murder suicide of Benoit
>Shows Vince and his attempt to Retcon Benoit entierly
>Ends with Vince crying in the shower because he knows his product is dead
>you will die in his lifetime
>>64391299
>his father left him and his mother behind in a trailer park
>his mother molests him, fucking him up for life
>leaves in his cousin's vagina, etc.
>tried to push for an incest angle between him and Steph
>all the cocaine shenanigans
>"who the fuck hired scotty polo?"
>all of the roids he took
>wanted to be a dancer, got shot down
>went to work with dad
>dad sticks him in the commentary booth instead of ring
>does >>64391447
>tries to start up the WBF, which never took off
>tries to start the XFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypmBdL9OoQ
>>64391540
>his daughter getting her pussy and asshole drilled by a big Randy Savage cock
>>64391540
Macho got that pussy before anyone did.
OHH YEAAAHHH DIG IT
>>64391230
I bought this DVD when I was little it was pretty neat.
>>64391598
1980's America
What a time to be alive
>>64391461
I liked the one where he tears both quads getting in the ring.
>>64391641
Brendan? Didn't think they allowed internet in prison.
>>64391641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cf_g4JMm9A
Best casting choices coming through
>Sean Penn as Vince McMahon
>Sam Elliot as Hogan
>Tom Hardy as Triple H
>Emilia Clarke as Stephanie McMahon
>Shia Labeouf as Shane McMahon
>Martin Sheen as Papa McMahon
>Brendan Fraser as Owen Hart
>>64391694
>tv14
those were the days.
feel bad for the millennial who watch it nowadays
>benoit dies
>vince organised a big tribute show for him
>later find out he killed his wife, kid and himself
>vince takes back the tribute show and cuts ties with anything to do with benoit even though benoit went mentally insane because of wrestling and giving everything for vince and wwe
I could never forgive Vince for that and never watched WWE again after, Vince can burn in a bronze bull for all i care
>>64391804
benoit fucked up on his own accord and you know it
>>64391804
>>64391804
benoit was my favourite
>THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
best fucking name for a finisher ever, and made for a lot of hilarious face shots.
>>64391779
these people are all actors they would just play themselves
Read comic Andre, The Giant.
>>64391850
Bollocks mate, Benoit got fucked up by steroids, suicide headbutts of cages and steel chairs to the head. He pretty much bled from his head every match then when it finally catches up with him Vince abandons him, no loyalty what so ever
>>64391857
So true
>>64391868
I loved how stubby his arms looked every time he put them over his head
This thread is great. I've been reading more about professional wrestling on tvtropes after ignoring it since the mid nineties. Normally I hate that site but it's a great way to get caught up on wrestling by some autist's painstaking work categorizing everything. Love reading about the Monday Night Wars and the implosion of WCW.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestling/MondayNightWars
>>64391946
Canadian gone wrong
>>64391947
wwe only started getting good around 96. anything involving earthquake, 'prime' hulk hogan, andre, ultimate warrior (ultimate warrior was sick tho) was boring and only good through nostalgia goggles.
>>64391804
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_npxE8-hBVM
Eddie Guerrero was a hero among tacos
But when the cartel calls you back it's time to go
>>64392059
LA RAZA GUERRERRRROOOOOO
PTA should do a biopic, even if veiled/not actually his name
>>64391230
>Rita Chatterton v. Vince in the backseat of a limo
>"You motherfuckers all tested black again"
>Viscera's firing
>Nailz v. McMahon
>McMahon tricking Wendi Richter out of all her merchandise rights
>Vince asking Goldust to get breast implants
Ben Mendelsohn as Vince McMahon.
I remember years ago reading in a playboy article about Jim Ross saving Vince's life from a hitman
I think Samuel L Jackson would do an amazing job portraying Vince.
>>64392249
I'm sick of these motherfucking marks in this motherfucking game!
>>64391804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF6k1JZ-mjk&t=2m30s
YOU GOT
Fuck a movie. 24/7 reality show documenting the always-insane behind-the-scenes activities of the wrestling world when?
Dave Meltzer has the best job ever.
>>64392366
Wrestling has calmed down a lot now. But a series documenting it all up to the mid 2000s would be incredible.
>>64392778
>you will never relive late 80s Hulkamaniah
ITS ME AUSTIN
>>64391998
A lot of millennials say that about the attitude era.
>>64391230
only if his big titted daughter is in it the entire time
>>64391230
He's such a shit actor that if you were to hire him to star in a movie about Vince McMahon, he'd fuck it up.
Plus the movie would have lots of late 90's nu-metal playing.
>>64392881
what do you mean? the attitude era was great. it was all great until they decided to make it specifically for young kids and patronise the majority of their fanbase
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
YORRRRRR FIIIIIYGHHHHHHHHRRRRD
THAT'S RIGHT
>>64392325
Benoit was obviously lying to save face and his own job.
>>64392985
The only great thing about the attitude era was Stone Cold, Vince, The Rock and HHH.
The rest of it was gimmicky shit.
>>64392778
Kids stopped dreaming and adults are manchildren. Everything has to be serious and grimdark now
>>64391230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GGw6O5uEeE
>>64393374
RIP Roddy :/
Who is this guy?
inb4 google
tell me
>>64393438
Stone Cold had him fired from his podcast.
>watching Vince McMahon movie
>'It Was Me Austin' starts playing
Really?
Stannis would make an amazing Vince McMahon
The more interesting story is benoit and his relationship with Eddie Guerrero, if you watch the special they made for eddie when Benoit talks he totally breaks down and you can tell he use to talk to eddie about suicide, and with him gone Chris had no one to talk to so he did what he did.
We will never get this though because WWE is fully driven to make everyone alive forget he was even in the WWF.
Also there will never be a better moment in the WWE then when Benoit and Guerrero both won titles at some pay per view and they let them celebrate in the ring together. If anyone has a video of that its the best moment in wrestling history when they gave the titles to the 2 hardest working guys in the business not just the most popular.
>>64393321
I really don't understand how so many "adults" don't grow up or just refuse.
>>64391230
I actually think a biopic about Vince Sr. and Vince McMahon could be phenomenal. Focus a half hour on Vince Sr. destroying the competition through his aggressive means and put emphasis on how it destroyed the regional system.
Then focus an hour to an hour and a half on Vince; his personal life, all the scummy shit he's done, the family, his body building fetish, his clear use of steroids, all of it. Don't glamorize it or sweep shit under the rug like the five thousand Jobs films out.
We'll never get this though. If there's ever a Vnice biopic it would be done by the WWE film studios and it would literally be a Burns for All Seasons. The McMahon DVD is the closest we'll ever get.
>>64391779
>Shia Labeouf as Shane McMahon
goddamn that is stellar casting would watch/10
>>64393638
Eddie had won at No Way Out I believe; the show between the Rumble and Mania. Benoit would beat Trips and HBK in the main event that Mania, while Eddie retained over Angle IIRC. But yeah, that was a pretty emotional moment; considering how hard both those guys worked for it. Sucks WWE refuses to acknowledge Benoit, and I'm bummed they're doing the same to Hogan.
>>64392366
Total Divas.
I'm surprised such a show exists. It destroys any notion of kayfabe, which used to be fucking huge in the 90s and early 00s. Dudes like Taker, Kane, and Mankind used to be able to get around the WWE/F's dress policy due to kayfabe.
>>64391230
The Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club
http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Vince_McMahon%27s_Kiss_My_Ass_Club
Thread needs more gifs and weebums
>>64391230
I'd love to see a comedy about the end of the territory days with John c Reilly playing harley race and the usual ensemble, would this work? Are those times remembered in American pop culture enough for it to be successful?
>>64391570
this
I know him as "the meme guy that makes goofy grimases who is somehow connected to wrestling", but his net worth is 1,2 billionacording to wikipedia
>>64393638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYN9akZIndU
The greatest moment in wrestling history.
>>64394054
>not Milkamania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBLkIWeqFKI
>gives his former worst rival a job
>has him kiss his wife AND his daughter
is Vince a cuck?
>>64394114
No way the Benoit and Guerrero moment was real they worked for years to get there and for both of them to have it the same night at fucking wrestlemania like that is the greatest thing they have ever done.
>>64394170
>is Vince a cuck?
Can a cuck walk like this? >>64391461
Nope, because he knows he owns the place.
>>64394054
>tfw you remember that Eddie is dead
Only one actor born to play Vince.
>>64394284
been waiting for the grim reaper ever since
It should be done the same way Boogie Nights was done.
Have it be about not only McMahon but the entire wrestling industry and have it be highlighted with insane moments.
Imagine a scene like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-vmdBKX40I but backstage at a wrestling event.
The Monday Night Wars and the rise and fall of WCW, and all the wrestling history is fascinating stuff to me. I love watching those documentaries.
Vince is the fucking man, and he put faggot Bob Costas in his place too. Three parts. Gets pretty heated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexcFvsPetY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI_3mrf-pSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABJetQjSKXM
>>64394715
Won't happen while Vince is alive. One day it will.
