Is it true that they practically force you to leave theatres in America if you go as a single?
Only if you don't bring gun to defend your constitutional rights.
>>64387221
No? it's just a meme, silly chav
They don't do that in your third world country, shitskin?
Only if there's a no single policy in place. They don't allow people go in by themselves in the first place but singlefags will use tricks like buying an extra ticket or pretending to hold a coat for their date.
>>64387299
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>64387300
>being that buttblasted over a shitposting
Lol americlaps
>>64387221
LOOK MOM I DID THE MEME I HAVE INTERNET FRIENDS NOW seriously mom you need to come look
>>64387306
>hold a coat over their date
I use a mannequin on wheels wovered with a garbage bag myself, it's surprisingly effective
>>64387221
Yes, we also have to tip the projectionist after the movie.
>>64387221
Yes, but this has a practical reason. Once you get shot in your theater, the surviving person has to tip the cinema shooter. Everything else would be very rude.
>>64387587
How does the shooter enter if there's a no singles rule though? Or is there a mrs shooter?
>>64387221
We also need to recite the pledge of allegiance under penalty of torture before each viewing.
>>64387299
hello reddit
>>64387497
i'm sorry.
*scurries off*
>>64387749
He makes his guns look like a person then he puts a coat over them. Quite genius when you think about it.
This thread has a no singles policy.
Is it true that you clap at everything too?
>>64387221
F E T A L A L C O H O L S Y N D R O M E
>>64387221
It's true, they also make you wear theater shoes if you come in your house shoes.
>>64390509
>tfw I went to the theater one time in my shower shoes because I forgot I had them on.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Everyone was laughing at me and started clapping.
>go to cinema
>"i'm sorry sir, but you'll have to leave your anvil outside"
>i ask how they expect me to open up my crab legs without my hammer and anvil
>they tell me some bullshit excuse about health and safety bullshit
>leave my anvil with the other anvils people had to leave behind
>movie is finished
>go to collect my anvil
>the anvil hoarder has stolen all the anvils
last time they're getting my money.
>>64387221
> implying they let you in in the first place
> implying the only single allowed in cinemas isn't the designated shooter
>>64390637
>le anvil meme XD
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Where can i buy tickets for me and my darling mail order Kamov?
>>64387221
>Is it true that they practically force you to leave theaters in America if you go as a single?
Yeah, but only if you forget to bring your gun and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
Also, you must go to the penis inspection stations and the showers.
Do american really put butter on their popcorn?
>mfw arrived 40 mins early to see Star Wars because I knew it'd be packed. Went by myself.
>Got my seat no problem.
>About 5 mins before starting theatre looking pretty packed.
>Normie couple arrives and I have a spare seat beside me. Some guy down from me also got a spare seat beside him.
>Cinema worker 'Ummm, excuse me sir, could you move down one row beside this guy so this couple can sit in the two seats in your row'
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ended up sitting beside some random guy. Was the same area, same view and all but still, arrive for fucking Star Wars on the release week (and on a discount day) 5 mind before?"
>>64390920
What do you use on yours, cum?
>>64387221
No singles greentext stories is the only good content that /tv/ produces these days desu.
>>64387221
>buy my ticket online
>get a popup asking why I'm buying a single ticket
>write in that my friends already bought theirs and I'm just paying my own way
>everything is okay, they let me print my ticket
>go into the theater and tell them my friends are waiting inside
>they're already suspicious of me from before on the website, so I know there will be eyes on me
>go into the theater and sit next to a random group of people
>they start eyeballing me, but I think nothing of it
>one of them gets up to use the bathroom before the movie starts
>they come back in with a member of the theater staff
>they weren't using the bathroom at all
>in fact they were going to security to tell them about me trying to blend in with their group
>the theater security ask me to vacate
>I refuse
>they try to pull me out of my chair, but I have the grip of a baby chimpanzee clinging to it's mother's back for dear life
>they have to call in a construction crew to unbolt my chair from the theater itself
>they carry me out, chair and all
>bring the chair home with me
>put it in my pile of other theater chairs
>>64390926
why didn't you refuse, you beta cuck
>>64390637
What is it with anvils lately?
>>64387252
This
>go to movies alone
>all the cinema ninjas tease me
>get molested in the dark by hands unseen
Why can't they just leave me alone?
>>64387221
Special Anti-Singles Task Force killed my family, even dog
>>64391056
Just some stupid shit a few people are trying to force just like everything else on this board.
>>64391054
because I'm a beta cuck obviously, idiot.
>Only time I went to a cinema alone was to seeBlue is the warmest colour
>Only other people there was a old lesbian couple (Im guessing just from appearance)
>could feel their eyes piercing the back of my head during sex scene judging me
>Probably thought I was a pervert
Never again. I'll just watch my foreign flicks with awkward sex scenes online
>>64387299
confirmed for not going to theaters in the past 6 years
>>64391224
>'forced memes'
nice meme
