>wake up
>you are now pic related
What do you do?
>>64382093
act
Pay my alimony.
Shave my head and get fit
>wake up
>suddenly I'm Brendon
>cry profusely as I aknowledge that I'm a 50yo old man who probably had a cancer
>I've literally lost 30 years of my life in exchange of the fame of a minor hollywood actor and some money
That would be pretty bad.
>>64382093
kill my ex-wife
>47 years
>still plays in movies
I think hell be fine
Reminisce and end up watching my old flicks like "Journey To The Center Of The Courtroom'' or ''Mummy:Where's my Daddy''
>>64382242
fuck off back to /mu/
>>64382093
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>64382093
I would literally get on the phone at this INSTANT and call Ron Perlman, Nick Cage, Rami Malek, Hayden Christenson and some black guy and ask them if they want to do a movie about a group of Landsknecht mercenaries who somehow end up in feudal Japan and do like a Magnificent 7 thing protecting a Japanese village from bandits. I guess we'd need a seventh guy so we could get a Chinese dude to try and grab the Chink market.
>>64382120
he's not even going bald, he has the hair line of every grown man
I grab a bush and put a little makeup
>>64382093
Post on imdb
>>64383013
lol
>>64383013
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhahajahaahhahahahaha!!!! Soooo funny idiot!!!
>>64383087
brendan pls
>>64383013
Why not post here? You'd get a sticky that would get 1k posts in 5 minutes.
>>64383138
Holy shit, the shit storm that we would have.
kill my ex-wife
Why didn't we get him a present? ;__;
>>64382093
Rape my ex wife while I scream "heres your alimony you fucking bitch goddamit you will know who is this lil fraser!!!!!"
>>64383179
And spend the rest of your life behind the bars. What a great idea!
You are a potential serial killer and you should be put in jail.
>>64382093
>What do you do?
Look at old photos of my prime while i cry....
WE
>>64383182
holy shit that's sad
>>64383222
Haha you made him a nixxer
>>64382093
>>64382100
underrated post
>>64382093
an hero
>>64382093
Dip my face an acid and slowly melt away
>no more alimony
>no more pain
>find beauty in the sweet caress of death
ayo boy jus hol yo shiet up
JUST WAKE ME UP SENPAI
This is the year he makes a comeback. I can feel it in my monkeybones.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY, I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
>>64382255
>Mummy:Where's my Daddy
Jesus Christ how is this so underrated
look for my pager
>>64382093
>move into a smaller place
>get a cheaper car
>live comfortably while paying alimony
>get back into shape
>nag the agent to find something
Probably not easy for 'ol Brendan, but simple.
>>64382093
Get plugs and make a reality show
I can't watch any of the Mummy movies anymore without laughing my ass off.
Thanks, /tv/
>>64382093
Finally know how it is to have sex.
>>64382255
kek
>>64382093
try to fuck bridget fonda
>>64384107
Consider seeing a doctor
Literally start sucking my way back to the top as I deserve to be, I don't care how many smelly old Jew dicks I have to gargle.
Then when I'm finally in shit again and households begin remembering Brendan Fraser, I'll slowly begin unfucking my shit. Starting with getting a decent haircut/shaving it all off.
>>64384507
Thanks, Brendan, will do.
>>64382093
>wake up
But he can't.
>>64384617
kek
>>64384617
well played
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE
AND HER BUCK
FROM MY KEKSHED
WELL
THE BILLS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY WON'T STOP COMIN'
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
*beep* MY *beep* GOOD
NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA?
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW THAT SHE'S A BITCH
HEY NOW
SHE DESTROYED YOU
SHE BEAT YOU AND BETEAYED
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
INTO MISERY YOU'LL WADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE, TO BE SOLD
IT'S A BLACKED SPACE
AND THEY SAY IT GETS BLACKER
TRY TO CRITICIZE BUT GET CALLED A CRACKER
AS THE MEDIA SURE LOVES TO SLANDER
CALLING ME A BIGOT TO RILE AND PANDER
MY HEALTH ABATES
I'M GETTING PRETTY THIN
THIS SADNESS I AM DROWNING WITH SPIRITS AND GIN
MY OUTLOOK'S DIRE
HOW 'BOUT YOURS?
THOUSAND-YARD STARE
I'M A VICTIM OF WAR
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN A FISCAL HAND-GRENADE
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL CHEWED-UP
MARRIAGE IS A CHARADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE TO BE SOLD
SOMEBODY ONCE TASKED ME TO PUT MY WEALTH IN EQUITY
HE SAID TO PLAN FOR A RAINY DAY
I SAID NOPE
I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH
I'M AN A-LISTER DON'T YOU KNOW
NO TIME TO PUT MY MONEY IN ESCROWWWWWWWWW
WELL
THE SPLIT CAME DOWN AND CAME DOWN BLOODY
TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS ALL BEAT UP AND MUDDY
EX'S EXPENSES CLIMBING EVERYDAY
HAVE TO PAY 'EM ALL THERE'S NO OTHER WAY
>>64385038
Epic. Someone screen capture this gem.
>>64385038
JUST
>>64382093
Get a new haircut
JUST
>>64382093
Channel my anger and use it to give an oscar-worthy performance in whatever movie I get a chance to play in.
