Why is Sigourney Weaver so hot in Alien and so much less hot in Ghostbusters?
because you are blinded by how spooky she is
Because she's portrayed as 'hot' in Ghostbusters but as some average woman in Alien.
>>64381561
Her makeup in Ghostbusters is awful and it looks like she's wearing a coloured bin bag
Because you're intimidated by actually hot women so go for plain girls
She was a literal semen demon in Ghostbusters.
You're only suppose to be apprehensively aroused by that.
She was playing as a stringed instrument musician
>>64381561
Because in Ghostbusters she's a dog.
>>64381603
This. Guys dig girls next door. Not sloots.
>>64381561
She looks easily the hottest in A year of living dangerously
>>64381561
au natural>garish 80's fashion
Yeah OP she looks alright from the front but you seen that ass?
that shit flat af
>>64381561
because she's wearing cloths that fit a 12 year old loli
>>64381561
big bush
bush-tastic
>>64381561
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene...
>>64381561
>i like the look of little boys
>>64381561
You're wrong.
it always bothered me how she has literally no hips/ass.
It's lightning from FFXIII tier. Her facial features are beautiful though.
>>64382881
Lightning is the best FF girl, tho.
>>64382953
hank hill is that you
>>64382953
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
>>64382989
Fuck you have to be a loser to do shit like this.
>>64382881
>it always bothered me how she has literally no hips/ass.
Because you're a heterosexual man.
>>64381561
because she looks like moot in the photo up top, and tim curry in the photo below
also, you may be homosexual
>>64383043
>you have to be a loser to take five minutes to slightly edit a pasta
>says the loser who's been on /tv/ for an hour a day for the last couple years
>>64382989
fuck u if u think im readin all that day after new years
>>64382953
>>64382989
2016 and im still laughing
>>64382989
10/10
