I nominate "we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke".
>your days are over mister
BUT, isn't Betty a woman's name?
>>64381538
>whehe-whehehe-whehehe
>ouioui-pieuwieu
>whehe-whehehehe-whehehehehe!
>ouipieuo-pieuwieuw
etc.
Leap that wall, if you're so great.
>Stream this movie, if you're so great.
Seriously, it's 11:30 pm on a Saturday night and I'm in my lonely house drinking alone and shitposting on 4chan. A Kung Pow thread with a stream would give me good feels.
GO GET SOME SNAAAACKS
PERHAPS A CARBONATED SO-DAH!
>>64381538
>He told me there would be a chosen one
>There will be a chosen one
>Then he told me it would be significant
>It will be very significant
>Then he killed the dog
![Kung Pow Enter The Fist - Steve Oedekerk Spoof Eng 720p [H264-mp4].mp4_snapshot_00.14.07_[2015.10.08_11.29.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/996gUbA.jpg "Kung Pow Enter The Fist - Steve Oedekerk Spoof Eng 720p [H264-mp4].mp4_snapshot_00.14.07_[2015.10.08_11.29.52].jpg")
I'VE GOT SOME YELLOW LIQUID FOR YOUR POPCORN! AND IT'S NON-DAIRY!
Why is this flick so quotable? How did Oedekerk do it?
>>64381538
>Here's your nuts. That will be two dollars, baby. Do you want fries with that?
>How many miles? Would you say... 10 million?
The first time I saw this movie I was sore from laughing. The two people I watched it with sat stone faced the entire time. I don't think either of them laughed once.
>>64382127
they're plebs my good fellow
>>64381538
>Hmm, hmmm, hmm.
>Hmm? Tiger, hmm? Tiger, tiger, tiger. Hmm, hmm!
>Bird. Hmm? Birdy. Birdy, birdy!
you sunvabitch OP its almost 8 am and now I have the urge to watch it
>>64382069
+ *grabs cell phone*
>He just left - with nuts!
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
>>64381538
>Face-to-foot style, how do you like it?
>*Rolls eyes*
>Oh yeah?! Try-my-nuts-to-your-fist style!
>...
>I'm bleeding - making me the victor.
>>64382337
>We trained him wrong, as a joke.
>Our! Sexual! Preferences!
>Are! Our! Own! Business!
>>64382299
Shit, came in here just to say that.
>>64381538
>You go that way! I'll go home!
>Prepare long rubber glove. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe i wonder where my glove will go.
>>64381538
>Hey guys, what's goin on?
*gets hit with stick*
My finger points...
>I am a great magician, Your clothes are red!
>Swinging the chain, swinging the chain, swinging the chain, swinging the chain.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
>NO! go follow her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcqieIUyNs
>>64381538
looks like Alice Cooper
>So cute!
>Bye-bye!
I am nice man, with happy feelings, ALL of the time
My nipples look like Milk Duds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAqK4YW474
>Tiger....tiger tiger tiger, Hmm bird...hmm birdy birdy birdy
Your story makes my heart heavy.....and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting. I feel for you and your grave loss, however it will be impossible for us to help you.
>Master, I emplore you to reconsider.
Hmmm........Ok!
>>64382563
the best one
>>64382421
>One
>Of Us
>Is Wearing
>A push-up bra
>It's lacy
>And cute
>Let me know... if you see... a radio shack.
>Beware his song about Big Butts, he beats you up while he plays it!
>>64382231
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
>>64381538
YOU GO THERE, I GO HOME
I'm just a birdy too!!!
>>64382185
this
THAT'LL BE TWO BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
LEAP THAT WALL, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
does anyone have any movies like kung pow?
in the mood for laffs, and kung pow is one of the greatest
>>64384326
>UP AND OVER!! OWEE
FACE TO FOOT STYLE, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
TRY MY NUTS TO YOUR FIST STYLE
>>64382068
It's very much on the edge of being stupid or brilliant, sometimes it goes too far (the cow scene, ufo shit at the end) but mostly it's just ridiculous enough to be funny.
>>64382185
Yep this
>>64382127
>The two people I watched it with sat stone faced the entire time. I don't think either of them laughed once.
that's because they had taste
>it will be significant
>>64384338
Wrongfully Accused
>>64384338
Not that similar but other goofy parodies:
The Naked Gun
Top Secret
Black Dynamite
For TV shows I recommend Danger 5 and Top Coppers
>>64384354
This. The film is so ridiculously stupid it passes over into being amazing.
A lot of people can't see past the stupidity though and hate it.
>>64384338
You're better off with Garth Marenghi's Darkplace or Danger 5
The Room feels like a joke buts it 100% legit
>this thread
Hello /v/eddit...
He's an outsider, have you ever seen him before?
No! Well, twice.
Hey... Who's that?
.....................................I dunno.
But first, a joke.
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?
...My ass
>>64382185
I like the line after more.
"I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN, YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED"
>>64384338
dracula dead and loving it?
>we're children,we're children' WE'RE CHILDREN!
-said the children extras playfully
Fuck even insignificant extras lines are ingrained in my head.
>I remember, long ago, when a good friend told me there would be a chosen one
>There will be a chosen one
>And then he told me of the significance
>It will be significant
>Ah yes, the tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny
SHIRT RIPPER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZRgnlRPTTQ
>>64385460
ORSON. WELLES.
ALFALFA.
>HEY, I REMEMBER YOU
>>64382127
I remember seeing it with two others. We had to stop the video, because it did hurt so much of the laughing. We weren't even high. After 15 minutes we could play it again.
>>64387561
Here's me btw
>>64387920
is this a new meme?
I bet its /fit/
>>64381538
>That's a lot of nuts!
>CHOSEN ONE
>I'M COMING
