>wake up
>you are now pic related
What do you do?
Make another hit franchise that will change the world forever.
Buy sex dolls.
Regret selling Star Wars
Apologize for the prequels. Send a statement out to news outlets that they are no longer canon. And start working with Disney to make a better prequel trilogy.
Or kill myself. Probably just that instead.
>>64381446
I use a tiny fraction of my fortune to buy the rights to all the pulp sci-fi comic and serial characters I loved as a child like Flash Gordon and Commando Cody, then sit down and write story treatments for each of them, with the plan that they will all eventually converge into one movie for a giant pulp sci-fi version of the Avengers-style adventure.
I then hire two really great up-and-coming scriptwriters to polish the treatments into full screenplays and find young, hungry talent to direct the films, people in the same position I was when I made the first Star Wars movie, all the while acting as a hands-on producer managing the art direction and style of the films.
Then I sit back and watch the billions roll in, content that as I slide into old age I've launched the next generation of great filmmakers.
Keep my chin up.
>>64381446
do a dance with jazz hands to hell raiser in my underwear in the foyer / living room of my house
start writing the script for episode 10, 11, 12
>>64381595
>I then hire two really great up-and-coming scriptwriters to polish the treatments into full screenplays and find young, hungry talent to direct the films, people in the same position I was when I made the first Star Wars movie, all the while acting as a hands-on producer managing the art direction and style of the films.
Dont forget: give them virtually complete control over the creative and design aspects of the films.
Carry on shitposting the new movie.
>>64381446
We're going to make them pay.
Take back everything.
All in the name of bloody revenge.
...Im already a demon.
call a press conference, say my biggest regret in life is that the prequels were terrible, apologize to everyone that worked on them for the negative stigma it brought and shoot myself on live television
>Pay for Jake Lloyd's bail
>Get him drunk again
>Make him drive as fast as he can (again)
>While he yells "NOW THIS IS PODRACING"
>Record it all from a cellphone
>Eventually make it to the news together with the video, effectively ruining his already miserable life
>tfw not ted danson
>>64381709
Kek
>>64381709
holy shit
>>64381709
10/10
>>64381595
you forgot how, by the fact you are now george lucas, you deeply resent anyone having more talent or ability than you. So you would never give other people creative control over anything.
>>64381446
Roll around in my 4 billion dollars.
>>64381767
No, I'm me in George Lucas's body. Keep up.
>>64381446
Hire ted danson
>>64381709
Why is /tv/ so maliciously creative?
>>64381709
You evil bastardI love it
>>64381709
/thread
>>64381790
You've donated almost all of it though.
>>64381709
Fuck all the money related replies. THIS.
Do you think George acts out Star Wars fanfic in his basement?
I make Blood Meridian because now I can fund it all on my own
>>64381709
Get rekt Jake
Have surgeons turn my goiter into a pouch so I can stuff things in it.
>>64381446
Sell my children to white slavers.
>>64381799
No where is that indicated.
Let me guess, prequel defender?
get a divorce
>>64381709
Sides have left the planet
>>64381575
>Lucas the cuck
No thank you, plz keep his dignity intact. Yes I know the prequels sucked, but it's a man thing, alright?
>>64381979
I don't think the prequels are great movies, but conversely I don't think they're as awful as Plebbit Letter Media and their ilk have persuaded the world. There's a ton of creativity and inventiveness in those films, even if they could have done with three or four script revisions, co-writers and less reliance on digital cameras/effects.
>>64381446
enjoy the money disney gave me by wasting it in drugs and hookers, meanwhile writing another space opera to profit money for my retirment.
>>64382131
He gave all 4 billion from the Disney deal to various charitable causes.
GET BLACKED
>>64381575
>implying Disney will let him anywhere near the films again
he sold out it's all over now
>>64382131
>writing another space opera
Lucas is a hack. He would have and should have already done this decades ago.
Buyback Star Wars and finance the last couple seasons of TCW to make the Yuuhzan Vong canon and blockade the new trilogy into a shitty wall of what they can do. Also re-edit Snoke to be a Muun in the Blu-Ray version of VII
>let my agent know I'm ready to direct again
>read some scripts
>pick a half decent one
>try my hand at directing
>worst case scenario: I earn a lot of money and make a shit film
>>64381822
His net worth is 5.1 bil according to Google
>>64381822
No, he had 4 billion before he sold star wars.
>>64382417
>>64382432
Aight
>>64382346
Devilish.
Cry at the loss of my youth and my now impending senility and death. No money is worth losing 60 years, not even 4 billion.
>>64382478
>losing 60 years
What do you mean? He spent them being creative and doing something he loves almost obsessively. That's time very well spent.
>>64381446
I'm happy I'm not bald anymore
>>64382083
So you defend Jupiter Ascending on the same grounds? Because everything you said applies that that as well.
>>64382494
George Lucas did, not anon who now is in the body of an obese old man.
>>64381446
Rent out an escort and fuck her ass til it prolapses t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
