Why this movie sucks?
I didn't watch this movie yet and I didn't read the book.
Why don't girls just watch porn?
What's wrong with them?
because the book was porn pretending to be a book, and this is porn pretending to be a film
not that there is anything wrong with porn as such, but when have you ever watched porn for any reason other than jacking off
>>64381293
>lose control
>dat black and white
>mfw ian curtis is christian grey
awful script, super safe and timid sex scenes for an r rated movie, no charisma between two leads. not that it matters because
>budget: $40 million
>worldwide gross: $570 million
>>64381293
>STOP OBJECTIFYING ME SHITLORD!!!!!!
>OH MR GREY TIE ME UP AND USE ME AS YOUR LITTLE FUCKTOY OH YESSSSSS MR GREY YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Women
not even fucking once
>>64381293
No ted danson
>>64381293
2 terrible actors, especially that girl, I mean just no charisma
>>64381309
Because porn is icky and degrading but B-tier smut stories are ok. Women want to self-insert instead of just enjoying the show.
>>64381309
Porn usually doesn't trigger what's make them really wet ,wich is the description of a billionaire ultra chad that every women want and who for whatever reasons choose the bland looking girl that women can project into.
>>64381371
All women are the same!
>>64381496
I thought she was actually pretty good for what she had to work with. She made a couple scenes funnier than they could have been without her
>>64381293
Apparently the director tried really hard to make a good film but the contract with the fat turd that wrote this shit gave her way too much control
So she vetoed all the attempts the director made to fix the script and characters. And that's why the sequel is going to be directed by someone else
>>64381333
>porn pretending to be film
It's vanilla as fuck you redditor
>>64381559
>white knighting
Anyone want to watch dakota johnson's mom (melanie griffith) awkwardly explain to her that she doesn't want to watch her daughter in softcore porn pretending to be a film?
https://youtu.be/nclBcVMzIXY?t=58s
(starts around 55 seconds in)
>>64381371
>not even fucking once
Yeah I figured
>>64381579
This, I read that something simple like changing Gray's suit color and fit to match his warming up to the girl was shot down, and that was indicative of the whole production. Her controlling is also why it took so long for production on the second to start. She wanted to write the second one herself and the studio delayed the movie so long fighting her on it
>>64381579
source? sounds interesting
They didn't show her hairy pussy what's the point in watching.
>>64381293
Fucking Hollywood can't do shit right.
>>64381293
it's a literal twilight fanfic repurposed to be a boring, shitty, ultra safe softcore porno
>>64382096
I don't think it's safe. I heard it's really crazy-ass rape shit.
>>64382118
I read the trilogy and saw the movie.
It's not.
>>64382118
it shows downright abusive behaviour, but I guess as long as you're good looking and super rich it's ok with women.
>>64381333
this
>>64381785
blame the MPAA for that lol
>>64382237
They could have shot it and shown it in the bluray release.
>>64381293
its a twilight fanfiction.
do i have to say more?
chadtip: if a girl says this is her fav movie, she wouldn't mind your finger in all the way up in her asshole
>>64381309
>Why don't girls just watch porn?
Most porn is shot for guys, and girls aren't (typically obv) turned on by hard pounding and penetration closeups. Most girls will watch lesbian or softcore porn because they're more about having the girls cum/more slow and teasing which are more intimate for girls
>What's wrong with them?
*insert /r9k/ meme here*
>>64381309
>Why don't girls just watch porn?
shit like 50 shades of grey IS porn for them.
>>64383886
>Most girls will watch lesbian
are you literally retarded?
>>64384735
I swear to god, whenever this shit comes up with girls, a lot say lesbian.
>>64381371
It actually makes sense, women do not hate all the stuff of "being objetified by men" they just want the best available or "alpha male" to do it.
Same logic of that guy who jerks to vidya anine girls on /v/, cries about havibg no gf but wouldn't settle with an irl ugly girl.
We as human naturally just wsnt the very best we can posibbly get, that ain't bad, I want a good quallity gf, women want a fucking alpha male, like chris gray for example.
>>64381681
kek
