Tommy Texter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQUfPRgb1U
>>64380488
I'm a Freddy Fapper.
I'm more of a Suzie Seatkicker myself.
>>64380488
>tfw a picky pete and pull the padding out of the chair
I'm a Snoring Sam.
>>64380488
>not being Barry Blowjob
Are cinema ninjas still a thing?
im a yolanda yeller
I'm a Perry Pissjar myself
what's the point of going to a movie if you're just going to text
hell, what's the point of going out in general if you're just going to text
i don't get it
>>64380488
https://vimeo.com/12919774
I'm a Cary Crab Legs myself.
>>64381064
To let all my friends on Twitter™ know that I'm at AMC Theater™ watching Star Wars™ The Force™ Awakens™ while enjoying a nice Coca-Cola™.
I've literally never seen anyone do this in a movie theatre in my entire life, and I go quite frequently.
I'm guessing this only happens in large cities full of hipsters?
Don't be a Freddie Falcon
>>64380488
More of a Sammy Shit-myself here
I'm a Clancy Clapper. Love to let that movie and everyone around me know I enjoyed our time together.
this EPIC thread is going straight to r/4chan good job boys
>>64381109
Stop being autistic and pay attention to people in the theater. It happens everywhere.
>>64380488
I'm a Violent Vladimir myself.
I texted my friends while at mad max coordinating future plans
But me and the person I was with were five rows in front of any other person and the phone was on minimum brightness obviously
Don't such a Nicky Nigger
If you feel the need to go to the theatre by yourself, don't do it
That second hand ackwardness is embarassing for yourself and those around you
Don't be a
Shiggy Singler
>>64381160
>watch the audience and not the film
I'm a Pirate Pete so I've never met a texter
i'm more of a Cary Cruncher.
>>64381111
Don't be a Quincy Quader
>>64381127
>people actually clapped during the opening text crawl when I went to see TFA
I was astounded.
I'm a Stevie Spoiler, myself. Han dies by the way.
>>64381127
Ridiculous that it's acceptable to scream and clap at a movie yet texting my mom asking her to pick me up soon while in the corner where no one can even see the light is somehow too distracting.
I'm the guy you hear struggling to open his candy or chips.
>>64381297
A Sammy Snacker.
>>64381297
A Scrunchy Shelly
>>64381281
I think its more the issue that 99.9% of people who whip out phones don't know shit about backlight settings (or any other setting) so they're basically yanking out a goddamn flashlight and pointing it into the eyes of everyone behind them so they can send an emoji.
Don't be a Homicidal Holmes.
Let everyone enjoy the show.
>>64380488
If you feel the need to bust out your best CIA
Those old memes are annoying to every autist around you.
Don't be a... Molly Memer let everyone enjoy the show
>>64381419
maybefor youHottie Hothead
I'm the guy you hear shouting /tv/ or /pol/ memes to my friends during the movie.
>>64381472
Don't be an Autistic Austin.
>>64381281
I'm more worried someone behind me is watching what I text. Sorta freaks me out.
>>64381281
Of course the adult autist who doesn't put his phone away needs to be picked up by his mom.
more of a Billy Big-Guy myself
>>64381533
Lmao I'm talking to a hot older babe and you're calling ME the autist? Get fucked kiddo.
If you feel the need to talk about TFA on /tv/ don't
Nobody needs another TFA thread
don't be a
Rachel Reddit
>tfw Diarrhea Dave
>>64380488
How can Tommy stand the light?
When I do use a phone in theaters or at night with the lights off I have to turn the brightness to minimum
I consider myself more of a Shelby Shiller brought to you by Disney™
>not being a Sean-Phillips Shower Pooper
I'm more of a Hemorrhoid Herman.
Don't be a Stevie Stinker
>>64380488
Noisy Nigger
Paulie Dean public defacator here.
Don't be a Carl Crablegs.
More of a Freddy Farter here
>>64380513
underrated post.
>>64380513
be careful you will end up on the board anon
when I went to see starwars there were a bunch of 15-16 year olds talk loudly and some autist flipped his shit and attacked them
like literally 200+ pound guy jumping at these poor kids
was better than the movie
>>64386662
I wouldn't be a Freddy Fapper if I had someone to share my popcorn with. She could be my Handy Mandy.
Benny Barefoot, reporting in.
You should never watch a film in a theatre without using the showers first. Don't be a Dirty Dan.
>>64381105
That's Coca-Cola® you faglord
>>64387004
More like Franny Fivehead.
>>64381141
> OH NO SOMEONE'S MAKING CONTENT THAT ISN'T SNARKING ON CELEBRITY CAREERS OR ABOUT NIGGERS RUINING OUR CULTURE
stay mad faggot
>>64387120
Don't respond to me nearly five hours later as if I'm still gonna be in this thread.
>>64381249
>I was astounded that people applauded the return of the most popular film franchise of all time
Have your autism checked
>>64381064
I used to think my friend would text during horror movies, but it turned out he was looking up the plot so he wouldn't be scared.
>>64387143
Don't fucking respond to me unless you're contributing to the thread
good thread
Don't be an idiot that pays over ten bucks, then extra on food and drink, just to sit down for an hour and a half and watch a movie on a fuckhuge screen, with shitty loud speakers, with everyone else making noise around you, and you being stuck either having to sit there the whole time or getting up for bathroom/snack breaks and missing something. Just stay at home and watch movies on your own tv with your own speakers/headphones. Seriously how do theaters even exist anymore besides that movies come out early at them and normies enjoy going to them for "social" reasons?
