>you will never look as cool as Kurt Russell in Escape From L.A.
>>64379004
But he doesn't actually look cool.
He's only cool because he does action shit.
Any person who looked and dressed like that in real life, no matter how physically fit and attractive they are, would look like a retard.
>>64379004
call me Snake
>>64379060
hi funnyjunk
>>64379053
i thought you'd be taller
>>64379004
this is one of those sequels that's a parody of the first one right?
>>64379166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDohpjD1jvA
>>64379033
I'm sure you can find people dressed like that in San Fransisco
>>64379060
Okay OP, you're right.
He does look cool and I really think that get up would match your fedora.
>>64379004
I will never look as cool as Kurt Russell in anything.
I've accepted that
You see this, I still don't look as cool as Kurt Russell.
>he's supposed to be a ridiculous caricature but because of the fucktard Kojima millenials think he's super cool and badass
>>64379137
And thinner
And not smell like a McRib and Axe body spray.
>>64379188
the movie was great, fuck this 2 minute scene
>>64379004
Ash looks alot more badass
>>64379594*groovy
>>64379233
I'm sure this retard doesn't understand half of the movies he watches. Look at this shirt. I bet he thinks ACO was super cool and badass too and he didn't understand the second part at all
he looked more badass in the first one
>you will never know how it feels to be this good looking
just deep fry my fucking limbs already
>>64379594
Now I want an Evil Dead/Big Trouble In Little China crossover and I know it will never happen
>>64379004
some parts were awkward but that was a bitchin' ending!
>>64379594
can't wait for todays final episode
I actually have the same hair and jawline as kurt russell and if I wore that outfit I probably would look as cool.
>>64379755
im going to dress as snake this next halloween familia, i expect to look ridiculous but ill still try it, if this guy did it so can i
>>64380107
> Snake Brisket
>>64379649
MGS5 flop was a good sign he's tacky and finished
>>64380036
>>64379755
>having that much testosterone
Well atleast you won't have severe male pattern baldness and early onset prostate cancer.
>>64379166
It's supposed to be a parody of sequels in general
>>64380107
Fat gut and chicken legs.
Squat nigger
