Colo Claw comment on his channel
> "I am gong to use actual clips form the movie in my review and have images related to what I am talking about etc. I will be playing a James T Kirk-like time travel character that I created named Trenton Anderkirk, it will be the pilot review of a rival show to RedLetterMedia's Mr Plinkett. I will also review Interstellar as well as all six Star Trek TOS motion pictures and all four Star Trek TNG motion pictures as Mr. Anderkirk."
>"The aforementioned Anderkirk character will be the main character of my 21st century crossover take on HG Wells' The Time Machine titled "Light of Tranquility". I am writing the chapter and character outlines for that story as I speak."
Holy shit /tv/, 2016 is the year of the Fish. Get your boipussies ready.
This sounds like autism.
..and I don't mean the funny kind we usually throw around here.
I mean the serious, mentally crippling sort of autism you find on /a/ and /pol/.
>>64377864
forgot to mention, the pilot review is going to be a Titan A.E. rant about why it is the worst movie in existence
>>64377940
Tell that to coloclaw
>>64377864
What the fuck is with the Martinelli's?
My 21st Century HG Wells Time Travel Story (Title TBA)
Patrick Luke Sandercard:
This obsessive-compulsive die-hard TNGer likes to whine and whine about the Star Wars Prequels. He is an online film critic and goes by the pseudonym of "Omni Patrick" on the Internet. He makes very biased reviews filled with nitpicking and logical fallacies. This guy has a severe case of chronic constipation and he childishly blames Jar Jar for constipating his bowels.
NOTE: As far as Star Wars Prequel bashers go, this character would fall under the category of low-achiever/failure. That is because his favorite movies ended up bombing out in the box office and fading into irrelevance. Insurrection, Titan A.E, and Nemesis were all major box office bombs.
Birthday: October 28
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 1.7 meters
Personality: controlling, bossy, obsessive-compulsive, nitpicky, thin-skinned
Likes:
Favorite TV Show: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Favorite Movies: Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, Star Trek: Nemesis, Titan A.E.
Favorite Character: Jean-Luc Picard
Favorite Food: Tootsie Rolls
Other Likes: winter, bundling up, being the boss of things, skiing
Dislikes:
Most Hated TV Shows: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Trek TOS
Most Hated Movies: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Strange Magic, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Most Hated Characters: Jar Jar Binks, James Tiberius Kirk
Other Dislikes: Star Wars prequel fans, swimming
>>64378169
My 21st Century HG Wells Time Travel Story (Title TBA)
Trenton Orion Anderkirk:
He is the main protagonist of my 21st century take on an HG Wells classic. He is patterned after James Tiberius Kirk and is a huge Star Trek TOS fan who likes all 79 episodes and six motion pictures of TOS. He will reference Kirk and TOS throughout his story. This time vehicle has the same type of detailing as the TMP Enterprise (including "aztecing") but it looks very different in shape. Trenton Anderkirk has a fondness for Martinelli's Sparkling Cider. This guy carries a heroic flashlight christened "Light of Tranquility" which he uses to scare off the Morlocks.
NOTE: Anderkirk befriends an effeminate Eloi boy named Steevi instead of an Eloi girl like Weena.
Birthday: November 7
Height: 1.8 meters
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Personality: protective, bold, daring, adventurous, hopeful, magnetic, inclusive, optimistic, resourceful, gutsy, courageous
Likes:
Favorite TV Show: Star Trek TOS
Favorite Movies: Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Interstellar
Favorite Character: James Tiberius Kirk
Favorite Drink: Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
Other Likes: time travel, adventure, standing up for others, social justice
Dislikes:
Most Disliked TV Show: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Most Disliked Movies: Titan A.E, Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, Star Trek: Nemesis, Alien Anthology, Prometheus, Pitch Black
Most Disliked Character: The Drej
Other Dislikes: Star Wars Prequel bashers/Original Star Wars Trilogy purists, Morlocks, bullying, lies, injustice, smear campaigns, Cristobal Colon (Christopher Columbus), 20th Century Fox
>>64378152
>>64378193
>Favorite Drink: Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
hahaha this is some next level shit
>>64377864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-WaJXuLDO4
>I have a long history of psychological problems with Star Wars
What did Colo Claw Fish mean by this?
>>64378251
It's not bad cider.
>>64378347
for you
>>64377864
lol he took down his videos
he also admitted that he is a diagnosed autist, no surprises there
>>64378257
>deep seated X-wing foreboding
hmm
>>64377864
>tfa comes out
>all of a sudden prequel defense force materializes
pathetic. theyre all shit. move on with your fucking lived
>>64377864
Now this is autism.
>>64377940
>This sounds like autism.
We've got to the point when the first comment gets his problem.
>>64377864
>Some butthurt autist picks a video fight with Plinkett.
I actually want to see RLM respond to this, but they probably won't, because it would be like picking on a retard.
>>64378347
>any cider
>good
How is this any different from mike creating plinkett to make fun of movies?
>>64378912
8.5 out of 14 am i autism?
>>64379005
Plinkett's mental disorder is fabricated, Saganfan's isn't.
>>64378912
how did i do, am i autistic
>>64379206
yes, what are your thoughts on the Star Wars prequels anon?
>>64378257
Wut? He hates star wars because his foster parent took away his toy and took 15 year to get over it?
>>64379256
I'm afraid the rabbit hole runs much deeper anon
>>64379256
>>64379256
he had a dad that was obsessed with airplanes, according to him his dad was so obsessed with planes that he emotionally neglected him as a child
What the fuck is his problem with Titan AE?
>>64377864
titan ae was the shit
>>64379491
>>64379527
>>64377864
>Trying to start a rivalry with a character Mike has more or less abandoned because he'd rather just be himself and chat about films
Plinkett served his purpose on films Mike was passionate about hating.
He's like our very own Chris-Chan. What a time to be alive.
>>64379578
My top 10 most loathed characters are listed as follows:
10) Chuck Norris characters:
Chuck Norris is a right-wing Conservative Christian gun nut and he sucks hard.
9) The Morlocks (HG Wells' The Time Machine):
These troglodyte Hannibal Lectors manipulate and feed on the Eloi. Unlike Vegan activists who hate all meat eaters, I have taken a myriad of other factors into consideration in my condemnation of the Morlocks. But I have to say, the Morlocks were very well-conceived, developed, and written because HG Wells was a genius.
8) All positive portrayals of Chris Columbus:
The real Christopher Columbus was a serial rapist, pedophile, disease giver, tyrant, sadist, terrorist, and mass murderer. All positive portrayal of Chris that anyone can ever muster only lie about the historical figure by denying the historical evidence against him.
7) Preed (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
This guy is a hard ache character from a movie that has earned my wrath.
6) Ellen Ripley (Alien Anthology):
This woman is the star of a series of four movies within a horrific xenophobic military sci-fi franchise. She gets almost everyone around her killed for the sake of suspense. If you want a good interstellar woman, check out Captain Kathryn Janeway of Star Trek: Voyager. Janeway is far better than Ripley.
5) Master Chief (Halo):
This soldier is the star and symbol of the very popular military-industrial complex sci-fi gaming franchise known as Halo.
4) Sam Tucker (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
This guy was the head of the hubris-soaked Titan Project thus both he and his Titan are just as guilty and responsible for the pointless destruction of our planet as the Drej themselves were in the movie. If I found the Titan, I would blow it up as punishment for the destructive hubris.
>>64379578
What a pleb
Mike Stoklasa on suicide watch rn
>>64379608
>Ripley gets everyone around her killed
Bullshit. Other people horribly fuck up and she has to deal with their idiocy.
>>64378988
What about a pear cider?
Made from 100% pears
>>64379578
FOUR AE CHARACTERS
LOL
>>64379608
3) Cale Tucker (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
This annoying, obnoxious, undisciplined, and insufferable bastard is the main protagonist in the poisonous Titan A.E. Cale wold have been in the brig had he been on either the Enterprise or Voyager. If he were on a starship that I commanded, I would throw him in my brig.
2) The Drej (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
These ill-conceived villains are just bland vindictive marauders who destroy for totally empty reasons. In the third season of Star Trek Enterprise, the Sphere Builders had a lot more reason to destroy Earth than the Drej did. That is because the Sphere Builders were defeated by the Federation in the 26th century from which they came and they went to the past (22nd Century) in an attempt to prevent their own defeat. The Sphere Builders manipulated the Xindi to destroy Earth for them.
1) Mr. Harry S. Plinkett (RedLetterMedia):
This character is not just a fictional character, he is an Internet persona for RedLetterMedia. Plinkett made lengthy nitpicky ragefests against the Star Wars Prequels and had the audacity to call them "reviews". King Plinkett has incited an enormous aggressive wave of online harassment and cyberbullying directed against Star Wars Prequel fans. Plinkett is the reason why the Star Wars fanbase is still divided over the Prequels to this day. This nostalgic purist anti-Star Wars prequel fanaticism is dangerous. There have been threats of violence against Star Wars prequel fans ranging from threatening to assault Prequel fans and their kids to SICK IN THE HEAD Patton Oswalt threatening to kill George Lucas with a shovel. I am NOT making any of this up!
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/SaganFan1983-s-top-10-most-hated-characters-566514132?q=gallery%3ASaganFan1983%2F55374066&qo=1
>>64379578
Whoa, I was fine with the rapid autism but hating on based Ripley? This kid needs needs to be put in the plane room
>>64379715
Only a manchild could think that hating the prequels started with Plinkett. Simon Pegg was writing material about how much he hated them in 1999.
I can understand why someone would build up an autistic rage against Plinkett reviews. But Titan AE? I mean I haven't seen that movie in 10 years but how can someone hate it that much?
>>64379578
this guy really, really doesn't like titan ae
The part that always disarmed me the most is this guy is almost ten years older than me.
who planners/ here?
>>64379608
>The Alien franchise is xenophobic
Does he think the actual aliens are a metaphor or is he defending fictional space monsters? Or is he offended by the portrayal of space aliens as monsters? Because they aren't really portrayed as evil, just as predator animals. Or would the easiest explanation be that he doesn't know what xenophobic means?
>>64379839
/planeroom/
so sorry
>>64379075
You sound cute 2bh Anon
Remember the prime directive applies when it comes to level 10 autist like this one here.
>>64379865
>tfw when your son is so autistic you turn your bedroom into an aeroplane to escape
>>64379578
Like, half of these aren't cartoons or anime.
>>64379075
>.5
When you clarify it to that degree, yeah.
>>64379124
Ouch.
he's danker than /tv/ ever will
>>64379990
Who's to the left of Sarak?
>>64379990
That fish isn't even a character.
>>64379862
OT PURISTS BTFO!
You get some weird stuff if you go on YouTube and look up colo claw
>>64378912
>>64378912
>Echoes words or phrases
That's a big problem.
A Channel Rule: NO TITAN A.E. ALLOWED!
I hate Titan A.E. because it has a spaceship destroy Earth for disjointed reasons all for the sake of dumb pew-pew action under the banner of things like "indomitable human spirit" and our "limitless potential". Titan A.E. is so evil, so repugnant, so poisonous that it has earned my WRATH! So far, Titan A.E. is the ONLY non-propaganda fictional movie that has truly and intrinsically earned my wrath! So if you post pro-Titan A.E. comments, I will delete them and you will quite likely get blocked. My channel, my rules!
>>64377864
Everytime someone defends the SW prequels on this board I read their posts in his voice
>>64378257
This guy is literally the people who's been defending the SW Prequels here lately. Even down to using the same words
>You have to be autistic to enjoy the prequels
Sounds about right
Why does he hate TNG again?
>>64378912
>Spins objects or self
That's a good trick!
>>64377864
le colo
>>64382399
because Mike likes it
>>64379206
You have to these at once at extreme levels.
>>64382399
Either
1. He likes original Star Trek and thinks it's a competition
2. Some character does something bad or harmful in the show and he gets genuinely angry at the show as if it were real or that the characters are somehow malevolent and destructive to the real world
3. Decades ago something imperfect happened in his life and he arbitrarily blames TNG for it
>>64382413
underrated
>>64382413
Was Sheev autistic?
>>64381178
he is right you know
his autismal rage is of course totally insane, but the movie is fucking abysmal
>>64378912
>Are you going?
What did he mean by this?
>>64377864
>>64378912
The fuck is wrong with spinning objects?
Also spinning yourself is fun as fuck and gives you that dizzy fuzz.
>>64378912
11/11 bros ww@
>>64384992
>The fuck is wrong with spinning objects?
If you do it for hours on end and if it's in combination with the other symptoms.
>>64379463
>he had a dad that was obsessed with airplanes, according to him his dad was so obsessed with planes that he emotionally neglected him as a child
>obsessed with planes
I guess that's who he inherited the autism from.
>>64378912
may avoid eye contact
spins objects or self
difficulty in interacting with others
>>64385934
>echoes words or phrases
>>64383951
Sounds about right.
>>64378912
>when you realize Autism is the same thing as being an Action Movie Hero
Yes, taking away my Orion II model totally messed me up for over 16 years. That is because it was done to punish me for hating the X-Wings and was in an effort to force me to accept the X-Wings which engender bad memories and foreboding in me. Plus Orion II is a reason for me to study math and science so taking it away to force something that I don't like down my throat would cause me psychological damage. Thanks to taking away my Orion II just to shove the X-Wings down my throat, I have acted in ways I would NOT have otherwise for many years. I had a few out-of-character obsessions, setbacks in my school life, messing up of my routine, and other problems that would NOT have happened otherwise thanks to that unpleasant experience in 1999 and its long-lasting aftermath.
>>64386516
So what do you think actually happened here? Did he get his you taken away and then make up a delusion that it was to force him to like X wings, or did he get his you taken away because he was screaming about X wings and needed to shut up?
This is the type of person who likes the prequels. Understand this the next time someone claims they're better than TFA.
>>64386516
What if it was a cool ship like the Millennium Falcon?
if you could bottle this autism it would be the Absinthe of autism. so very concentrated that you need to dilute it before attempting to experience it
Here's his Facebook:
/timothy.mchugh.39?fref=ts
im so confused
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/64377864/television-and-film/colo-claw-comment-on-his-channel.html
>>64387148
?
Diluting things make them stronger.
>>64386002
>>echos words or phrases.
Who would do such a thing?
>>64379990
>the entire cast of Interstellar
>side characters from some dreamworks cartoon
uh...
>>64388026
Is this some kind of ruse
>>64387949
what the fuck is going on here?
>>64388299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathy
>>64387643
Here we go again...
>>64377940
>and I don't mean the funny kind we usually throw around here.
No. It's the funniest kind.
So wait, /tv/ doesn't actually like this guy?
I saw his videos being posted as a smug "fuck you" in RLM threads.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfujtbhTmjdeZwQO1xmVUw/videos
Shame he hid his videos. They were pretty good. Actually subbed for hoping more.
>>64379206
>doesn't circle "sustained unusual or repetitive play"
>posts on /tv/
What the fuck did I just watch.
Fuck you people for making me listen to 5 minutes of that drivel
Can't wait for his long series on previous psychological mistakes
So we can all agree that Colo Claw is true /tv/ patrician tier and Red Letter SHIT is reddit?
>>64379765
Simon Pegg is just as bad as the prequels are...in fact none of his shit is funny
And stars wars is shit in general
Yall are faggots
>>64388684
hello, saganfan1983!
>>64388677
yes. SaganFan1989 is literally /tv/ coming alive.
