ITT: We try to decipher what the fuck Carrie Fisher is trying to communicate.
"Check um"
>>64374906
"I'm high as fuck"
>>64374906
Do actual adult people over the age of 18 write like that on twitter&co?
JUST
It's like trying to read hieroglyphics.
she's making fun of instagram and twitter celebrities who post similar things (cravenly or with complete sincerity). carrie + gary = based.
>>64374906
She's bipolar.
does she still do blow
>MARK FUCKING HAMILL, CARRIE FUCKING FISHER
>HAVE YOU SEEN CARRIE FISHER, SHE LOOKS LIKE A METH ADDICT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2rWbHIMQsQ
>>64375010
Gusset
>>64374906
>Disney marketeers told me to be hip and cool so here I am trying to figure out where the send button is
>so many buttons
>>64374906
Carrie Fisher is too cool for english. Stop being so jelly.
>>64374906
Aren't you a little short for a dog?
>blow us
what did she mean by this?
"I already spent all my TFA money on blow"
>>64374953
Have you never heard of Trump?
>>64375094
It's a coke joke.
>>64375094
>it hurts all 3 of my feelings
Boredom, arousal and vapidness.
>>64374906
At her party Gary is looking up skirts to see the new cool ace vagina muscles, hats off, whilst Carrie dances in a red dress being all cool and shit, and ends with the statement, "I'm not for a young audience and I'm not politically correct, if you don't like that just block me you basement dwelling trophy fags."
>>64374906
She fucks the dog
>New Movie
>New Money
>New Drugs
>when you regret teaching your mom how to use emoji
>>64374906
She's trying to ask if twitter is full of big guys
>>64375094
She's out of blow and wants us to bring her more.
>>64375094
she's like gollum for lotr
"Anyone got anymore coke?"
>SO
Like Beowulf's opening "Hwæt!" this opening word grabs attention and invites familiarity.
>Gary looking up at the full promising skirts of 2016
Gary is looking up earnestly, she likens this to a peeping tom hoping to catch a glimpse at a woman's nether regions. Then she likens 2016 to a lady, turning the act of voyeurism into an optimistic look into the future.
>new cool, strong arm, perfect hand gesture, graduation cap
pictures of success and contentment tied in with hopes for the future year
>C's ID me red dress Stella McCartney cool TM
Cunts? identify the red dress I wear as one designed by Stella McCartney. I like it and it is official.
>dared 2 dress not 18 un PC not me pray trophy
I dared to dress younger than my age. This is not generally accepted by society. But that is not my concern. I pray for recognition.
What the hell has Carrie been up to for the last 20 years anyway? I don't recall her ever being relevant up until Star Wars VII: The Search for More Money.
>>64375303
fucking nerds at conventions, duh
Somebody help this woman.
who the fuck is responsible for not having leia killed off in TFA?
we're going to have to suffer through fisher's insanity for atleast one more movie.
which now that I think about it is either terrible or awesome
>>64374906
she's an old woman with a long history of drug abuse and mental instability. who the fuck cares, leave her alone.
>>64374906
>tfw no carrie vs cher twitter showdown
Gary general
So is she one of those crazy women that takes her dog everywhere. I don't think there's a picture of her in the last year without it.
>>64375123
No it isn't
She types like a black person
>>64375494
I wonder what's going to happen when her dog dies
She seems nice. I like that she brings her dog to places with her.
>>64375494
it's part of her treatment for bipolar, she probably only needs to have him around when in high stress situations
>>64375049
>that fat fuck is still alive
>>64375461
Gaga ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>64375545
Don't talk like that anon
jesus christ her tweets are the text equivalent of vaporwave or tim&eric
>>64374906
This looks like some fucking nxt lvl doublespeak that you'd need a linguist trained in hieroglyphs to decode
some dada avant-normie shit
I wish I had a machine that could see alternate realities to see what an older Carrie Fisher would look like without the drugs and mental illness.
I'm fucking done.
>>64375810
Get the fuck out, anon.
>>64375303
She travelled doing a stand up show a few years ago that was,successful
>>64375118
Nice disinfo pic, JJ.
>>64375810
>>64375810
Wat link to tweet
>>64375810
10/10
>>64375910
Newfag
>>64375810
why is she so based?
>>64375810
Keking hard
>>64375810
>>64374906
Everything I've seen Carrie Fisher do online leads me to believe that the internet is some sort of bizarre new thing to her
>JJ and Carrie meet for lunch shortly after negotiating her salary for TFA
>OK Carrie, I know you've been out of the pop culture limelight for a while, but if you want to maintain a presence among younger moviegoers you're going to establish yourself online
>Online? Like, on the internet? I never paid that thing any attention
>That's okay, that's okay, here- this is Twitter. Just set up an account for this web site, right, and you'll get used to it in no time
>wait, so I can just type out what I'm thinking at any moment and people will read it?
>yeah that's about right
>clicks emote button
>what the fuck
fast forward to the pic in the OP.
>>64375461
ya can't scare the cher
>>64375810
Greatest thing I've read all day. Thanks anon.
>>64375933
>newfag
f-fuck you ;-;
>>64374906
SO[party] Gary[the dog] is looking up at the full promising skirts of [women] in 2016. Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark. New Cool Strong Good Smart Sees identify me in a red dress. Stella McCartney[who is cool TM] dared to dress in a manner that was not politically correct while being under 18. Do not Me [prayers trophy].
Best I could do.
>>64375462
literally reddit: the dog
>>64376024
You idiot, she's actually far beyond us.
She's nxtlvl as fuck, in 15 years everyone will type like her.
>>64374906
I'm pretty sure she's saying her dog is looking up girls' skirts and something something fite me irl.
Pretty sure.
>>64376095
it's not a corgi so no
>>64375810
Wow, she must have high as fuck to make something like that up. Is that even english? KEK
>>64375810
My sides anon, they've exploded
>>64376159
>Thinking you're one of us by saying kek
>Not knowing where this is from
Get out newfag.
>>64376159
newfag
>>64376137
>watching Animal Planet segment about Corgis around 2005
>fall in love with them
why must my likes be invaded
is Thomas the tank engine next
>>64376220
>>64376200
Fucking simple bait. Jesus Christ get the fuck out you retards.
>>64376159
>now being aware of the meme
>thinking that you can fit in just by being sarcastic
How does it feel to be more of a normie than Carrie Fisher?
>>64376200
>>64376220
>Thinking you're one of us by saying newfag
>getting baited by that 0/10 bait.
Maybe I should pretend to be a feminist and you guys would buy that too.
>>64376260
>I.. I was only pretending
>>64376303
>FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>64376340
>>64376308
You guys are fucking dumb. It was pretty obviously bait.
Wow such cis scum lol xD goddamn manspainers. Reply to this seriously.
she needs her emoji privileges taken away.
>>64376433
She's using them as coherently as any nigger does.
>>64376382
>lol xD
carrie's twitter is a nice meme
>>64376382
It was obviously a sarcasm about Carrie's supposedly randum posts
but it was a misinformed sarcasm meant only to make you appear like le trve 4channer.
It backfired, now take it like a man and fuck off.
>implying her twitter isn't a post post new sincerity art piece
Carrie is a true patrician
>>64376462
I feel like it's fake somehow. Like a disney exec told her to get into the limelight again the only way she really can, by becoming a living meme. These are weird fucking times we live in. Putin and Obama have acknowledged the use of memes in information and population control. 4chan's old memes have been used by A list celebs and presidential candidates. 12 year olds and 40 year olds are both openly posting "dank memes". Fucking weird times.
>>64374906
Seems like something an overenthusiastic tech illiterate elderly would type. I could see my grandma typing like this.
>>64376568
gross exaggerations: the post
some hollywood ceo has had her on a leash for decades ever since she ran out of coke. now that she finally did a new star wars movie she has enough money to buy her own coke and buy a cellphone
what i can't decipher is whether or not she's doing this bullshit ironically or not. maybe you are getting meme'd by a coke fiend in her 60s or whatever age she is, hilarious regardless
>>64374906
probably some secret code for her dealer to bring more of her favorite pills and powder
>>64375303
she's a respected script doctor
>>64374906
She is saying her dog is metaphorically looking forward to 2016 and soemthing about her dress.
>>64376634
How is it an exaggeration? All those things have happened.
troll 1: lol check out this b8
trolls 2 and 3: you fucking newfag
troll 1: if you believed i was serious YOU guys are the newfags!
trolls 2 and 3: our replies were b8 themselves, good job showing your newfag
>>64375300
Probably accurate
>>64376649
She's been like this for literally decades you dumbfuck. She hasn't had a filter since the last OT SW came out.
Also, she's obviously fucking crazy, but also pretty aware of how crazy she is. Seems like she's playing it up for publicity. She's trying to become America's crazy grandma who could say anything.
>>64375810
nice reddit filter
>>64376744
As troll 1, my response to their response was also bait, but I agree the scenario you presented plays out that way much too frequently. I just couldn't think of a good response.
>>64376779
She's trying to become Joan Rivers.
>>64375589
and married
>>64376678
Hi Carrie.
>>64375545
fuck you
>>64375175
I know she's cute but Carrie should have got pregnant by a handsome man and their kid would be beautiful.
you can see young Carrie in her eyes and around her face, but her ugly fucking father pushes through.
what a fat wanker
>>64376024
Next week she's releasing her own line of "Leiaojis" which will feature her various hairstyles, light sabers and jiggly boobs. And also cocainium.
>>64376095
lol
Carrie Fisher of 2015 walks up to you and grabs your cock tightly with her veiny and wrinkled but surprisingly strong hands. You can feel her grown out fingernails digging into your skin. She says "Hey, boy, I have 2 eightballs stashed up my cooch and one of them has your name on it, meet me at the nearest motel to get your mind blown."
What do?
>>64377054
Go immediately to the nearest motel. what are you, gay?
>>64377054
Ask her why a billiard ball in her possession would have my name on it if we had only just met at that moment.
Also, I would compliment her on the spaciousness of her vagina.
>>64376985
>>64377001
Hi Carrie.
>>64377054
Print out a picture of 1980's Carrie Fisher tape it to her head, then do an eightball and fuck her brains out.
>>64377128
Bro >>64376985 here, I'm Oscar Isaac actually and that sort of thing just isn't funny. Gary means a lot. I hope you'll reconsider and never make such comments again.
>>64375300
>Like Beowulf's opening "Hwæt!" this opening word grabs attention and invites familiarity
top kek desu senpai
>>64374906
It's so dense.
>Stop w/ the short ugly actors
MANLETS BTFO
>>64377566
E V E R Y F R A M E
>>64377128
why the fuck would Carrie call her own daughter ugly you fat Reddit shit
>>64377145
i lold
>>64377636
You tell me Carrie.
>>64375435
You do realize that when a character dies in a movie the actor or actress who plays that character still continues living, right?
>>64378237
She's going to have more time in the spotlight now because she's in the next two movies. That's why she's being even more crazy, she knows she needs to become a meme person. Your crazy grandma. But yes I agree the poster you replied to is a dumbass facebook person whom I wish physical harm upon.
>>64375094
Her mind and her body. "Us".
>>64374953
The people who write like this on Twitter are all over 18. This is how old people who don't understand the internet use twitter