why don't we ever give Danny DeVito shit for being a manlet?
>>64373587
He's fuckin' based, that's why
>>64373587
he's a cool dude
>>64373587
Because he knows that he's one and doesn't give a shit.
>>64373587
He fucking owns it. Same reason no one really gives Buscemi shit for being ugly or Statham for being a baldy
>>64373587
Why would you ever wanna give DeVito shit? He seems like one of the nicest guys ever.
He learned
I think he's below the cut-off point for making fun of a person because of their height. I mean, he's so short it would be hitting below the belt.
>>64373587
Because when you have people like RDJ that go overboard in making themselves seem taller or trying to compensate for it that's when you give them shit.
>>64373587
Manlets only deserve it if they try to shy away from the fact and lifted shoes and shit.
>>64373709
lmao
Because he doesn't wear RDJ shoes.
>>64373587
some people do, but they're usually ugly lanklets
>>64373671
They're also talented and likable. That goes a long way.
Generally you need a lot of personality to overcome being a manlet. DeVito has so much damn personality, he's still memorable despite what being a manlet takes from him.
>>64373709
underrated as fuck
>>64373587
He's not a manlet, he's literally a little person.
>>64373587
You don't give shit to people who accept that they're manlets.
It's people like RDJ who are insecure about it who deserve the shit.
>>64373709
>>64373587
he's not insecure about it like downey
>>64373587
It's his defining characteristic and he'a funny as fuck
Like this guy said>>64373671 he owns it really well
>>64373587
Because he's embraced being a manlet and massively profited off of his appearance.
>>64373782
i refuse to believe he's 5'9, more like 5'7 i think
Yeah. I guess the real topic of conversation is, fuck Robert Downey Junior.
>>64373671
This.
When you own it, you actually gain people's respect.
>>64374147
He's definitely used to be 5'9, you start getting shorter after you turn 40
>>64374183
>Walkin' tall today, Robbie. Walkin' tall.
>>64374183
he makes like $50mil a year why does he do this
>>64373587
>Tom Cruise always looks tall in his movies but is a midget in real life. He obviously doesn't want people to know this
>Danny Devito is a fat ass literal ball who couldn't give any less of a shit and is still entertaining
One's a comedian who uses his body for comedic effect. One's a serious guy who might get seriously offended if someone talks about how short he is.
Which one is more fun to make fun of?
>>64373782
His legs are longer than his torso and head combined, he looks like a freaking emu
Where is the line drawn between being a manlet and dwarfism?
>>64374303
>shiposters on 4chan constantly mock people for being 1 inch too short or 1 inch too tall
>omg why do people feel insecure about their height??
>>64374411
But the overcompensation just makes it much more of an issue than it needs to be
>>64373782
the tall hair is funnier than the shoes desu
>JUST SPIKE MY SHIT UP
>>64373763
Yeah but they also have to play to their marketability.
Devito is lucky because being short is part of his appeal, RDJ has to have sex appeal which requires not being short thus the moon boots
>>64373744
actually you'd be hitting him in the face at that point
>>64373671
>Statham for being a baldy
well statham shaves and can kill people, but i get your point.
>>64374303
he has the money to get a manlet entourage that walks around with him and can make him look taller by comparison
>>64374475
I'd rather watch the prequels, even though they're shit. At least it's one man's vision
>>64373782
>that entire outfit
what in the fuck
>>64374475
the Pacquiao - Mayweather fight was hilarious for all the manlets they hired to make them seem normal height
>>64374060
I love that he didnt even put the name of the bar on the billboard
same reason we dont shit on freddie mercury for being a faggot.
>>64373587
Dont manlets have to get all buff and pretend not to be short to truly be manlets? Danny devito does neither
Every time I go to the gym fucking manlets with tattoos everywhere. They really do over compensate.
>>64373782
paltrow's gotta be like 6'2" in those heels
>he's literally on his tiptoes in those shoes
>>64373671
>mfw have met tons of normie fags who say Buscemi is "creepy looking"
>>64373587
he owns that shit
>>64373587
he embraces it, doesn't try to hide it and it fits his personality etc.
>>64373782
He should just dress like that normally. It doesn't look like he's trying to hide being a manlet and that attire suits his "quippy personality".
instead of wearing a tuxedo with nikeys, he should just do this.
God I love manlet threads that devolve into making fun of robert downey junior
He even looks like he genuinely believes that nobody notices and everybody totally is falling for his secret heeled boots thinking he's 5
11
somebody really needs to tell him
