>extended sex scene
>mom walks in
>>64373222
>watch movie with dad
>sex scene
>he grins and turns the volume up
>extended sex scene
>mom walks in
>gay sex scene
>girl on girl
>"yep that's how they do it"
Way to go dad.
> extended birthing scene
> dad walks out
>dad walks in
>ghana baffle
>>64373533
Just like the day you were born.
>>64373579thats_the_joke.jaypeg
>>64373579
Fucking kek
>sex scene comes up
>dad either lowers the volume completely and tries to make small talk/fast forwards the movie/turns off the tv temporarily
i think he's a closet puritan
>>64373533
reminder that krager is the worst tripfag on 4chan
>extended sex scene
>volume up too loud on purpose
>mom tries to walk in
>chair is barring the door
>it's actually a porno
>i do this every night with my mom
>>64373222
>she tells me to pay attention, we'll be roleplaying that tonight
>>64373633
no cause its probably weird to watch softcore porn with your son
>>64373640
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64373705
Doesn't really work if he was replying to a tripfag.
>extended sex scene
>mom walks in
>"my tits are better than those"
> extended shitposting thread
> memes walk in
>>64373994
>thread that's not about star wars
>animefag metaposter walks in
>>64373222
>watching movie with extended family
>extended sex scene comes up
>my dick comes up
>my cousin starts circling the head
>I start stroking her pussy
>It bites me and I have to get stitches
>2016 comes
>John Oliver walks out
>white people watch porn with their parents
Yall sick in ya head
>Watching Spider-Man 2
>Dad walks in
>It's the scene at the end where Peter tells MJ they can never be together
>Hear him breathe real sharply as Peter swings away
>He says "excuse me" and leaves the room
>extended BLACKED scene
>white bitches jump on my cock
>>64375159
being black
>>64375244
>not the nipples scene
>>64373788
>mom tells me she wishes big butts were popular when she was growing up
>Sex scene
>None of them are even naked
>mom scene
>sex walks in
>cuckold scene
>your mom is getting fucked by Tyrone and your dad is in the cuckshed
>both your parents walk in
>>64375881
>cuckshed
More like kekshed
>>64373222
>extended sex scene
>close le movie
>>64373222
I see you're South African
>>64373653
>Not watching porn WITH your mom
Disgusting.
>extended emotional family bonding scene
>mom and son lovingly embrace
>mfw last time I awkwardly hugged mom was when the family dog died when I was 10
anime
nude girl being ripped in half by a demon
mom
walks
in
>browsing the 'chon
>mom knocks
>"anon?"
>frantically try to find a tab that doesn't have porn on it
>click randomly on a blubord tab
>assume it's fine
>"yeah?"
>she opens the door
>"I wanted to know [irrelevant shit"]
>"oh, I'll be out in a sec"
>"whatcha lookin at?"
>look at my screen
>buncha meme reaction images
>"Oh I know that meme! PEH-PAY!"
>cringe
>"MMMMHHHMMMMMMMMMM"
>"Yeah I see it on facebook and twitter a lot, my favorite are the animated gifs"
>panicing about talking about memes with the person who gave me life
>"y-yep, there's some really complex ones"
>"Can you show me?"
>"I'd be right happy to."
Sometimes I deliberately turn the volume of my speakers up while watching porn so my parents stop questioning my sexuality because I'm 28 and never had a girlfriend
>>64373579
KRAGER BTFO YET AGAIN
>>64373579
IT IS ALL OVER
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>>64373579
ANON BRINGIN THE FIRE TO THE ROAST
>>64378980
Meme yourself out of existence cucklord
>>64379126
>trashposter
guess where it goes
>>64373579
Kraigs on suicide watch
>>64374635
GOLD
O
L
D
>watching anime
>mom texts me and tells me to turn down my cartoon porn
>tfw anime girls killing each other sounds exactly like anime girls fucking each other
>>64373579
again
lol
>>64373640
Reminder faggots like you are why tripfags exist.
>>64379372
kek
>watching Ordet
>labor scene comes up
>mom walks in
sounded like I was watching porn baka
>extended sex scene
>wife's son walks in
>watching anything on /tv/
>someone sounds like he or she moans
>think parents would I think I'm watching porn
>>64379309
Fuck... that's true
At least sometimes
>American sex scene
>both of them have their shoes on in bed
>sex scene comes up
>dad tells me to go to the other room
What did he mean by this?
>>64373579
>ITS OVER, KRAGER'S FINISHED
>KRAGER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>birth scene in any show ever
>its a woman screaming for 7 minutes straight
>>64374408
we're too far infected with reddit dawg.
>>64373579
Damn... Thanks the keks
>>64373579
Savage af
>>64373579
fucking savage dude
>>64380119
emergency fap session
>>64373705
>this post
>the anvil meme
We're only 1 or 2 days into 2016 and /tv/ has already spawned 2 memes. This is going to be a great year for memes.
>>64380857
the anvil meme will die tomorrow.
reddit: the joke
>>64373222
>extended sex scene
>mom helps me finish
>>64373579
They think it's all over.
It is now!
>>64373222
sex doesn't make me uncomfortable, sex in movies is fake as fuck anyway and my mom is not a child who doesn't know sex scenes happen in movies
>>64374408
Autism. Just get over it.
>extended sex scene
>mom walks in with pizza
>>64380987
Are you Japanese?
>>64381169
>be me
>be watching cheese pizza
>accidentally drop hammer on my penis
>mfw
>>64381169
it sickens me that i know exactly what story you're talking about
>>64381210
>not anvil
>2015+1
>lesbian scene in oitnb
>dad walks in
>the fuck are you watching son, congrats on watching shit
>walks out
>extended sex scene
>have to pause and pace around the room
>F-bombs or references to sex in the movie
>my mom gets visibly upset and leaves the room
How can anyone go their whole life being offended by everything. She's not even religious whatsoever, she's just a huge prude. She's not trying to prove a point about how she disapproves, she really is disgusted by F bombs and C bombs and dirty jokes.
>>64381252
What story?
>>64382777
its a lewd mom-son incest fuck story
>>64382777
>>64382909
trips demand you post it
>>64383100
k
i knew someone was going to ask so i stuck around for that to happen. I dont perform tricks for trips
>>64382343
>extended sex scene
>make impulsive screeching sound
>mom comes in and asks what's wrong
>point to screen
>she begins screeching with me
>extended mom
>sex scene walks in
>>64383172
f-fucking lewd
that story should not have been that hot
>>64383172
fake as fk
>>64380276
Krager is a JUST
>>64383305
took a while to reply to me huh? did you fap to it or something?
it was a pretty damn good story
>>64383326
no shit sherlock
>>64373579
MEMENIGGER BTFO
>>64373579
>>64373579
Lotta replies for a tripfag without his trip
>>64381147
DID YOU FAGGOT JUST WROTE URSELF A TRIPCODE AS NAME XD
>>64373579
is krager a masochist? is he massaging his balls as he posts asinine nigger babble that's guaranteed to get replies?
>sex scene
>both come
>man pulls her in tight, whispers in her ear
>'would you be interested in buying an anvil?'
>>64380965
what is the anvil meme
>any song by Queen plays on the radio
>dad switches station
>>64386911
Saves you having to switch it.
OC from early in thread
>>64386965
Hope you receive many karmas with that screenshot!
>>64386965
upvote +1
>>64387031
>>64387042
>>64387074
Thanks f a m
I need all the internet points I can get right now.
>>64373222
nice trips
>>64373222
> thing happens
> run to mom's labtop to blogshit on 4chan
>>64373579
>>64373579
>>64386965
>completely missed this because I filtered that tripfag
No regrets desu
>>64386965
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3z5l7l/awkward_moments_thread_on_tv/
Civis_Venetus actually did it, the absolute madman.
how's your bonsai growing, nigger?
>>64388503
DOWNVOTED
>>64373579
>>64373222
>gay sex scene
>dad walks in
>>64373579
>>64380965
the fuck is the anvil meme
>>64374408
Who is that qt the tripfag is avatarfagging with?
>>64380965
been lurking for years
what in the fuck is the anvil meme
>Jerking off to gay furry porn scene
>Mom walks in
>Quickly alt tabbing and pulling a blanket to cover yourself scene
>Mother getting suspicious and asking what's on the screen and why you were pulling up a blanket when she walked in scene
>Show mother math homework you changed windows too scene
>Explaining that you were just startled by her opening the door without knocking scene
>Mother leaving scene
>>64380965
What is the anvil meme
>>64385577
>>64390077
>anvil scene comes on
>mom walks in
>>64373222
>watching Gamer with dad
>this scene comes on
https://youtu.be/cZL2vu6kXzQ
I thought it was just another action movie
>>64373579
saw this on reddit and came to post in it
>>64383172
>duderandomfileextensions.lmao
>>64386965
hi, reddit
>Movie with family
>Footfag scene
Sweating.jpg
>>64388503
what the fuck is the point of making a subreddit that looks as much as 4chan as possible for the sole purpose of reposting shit from 4chan?
are those niggers entirely brain dead?
>>64373533
nice bait
>plane scene
>big guy walks in
>unzips hired gun
>/tv/ scene
>redditors walk in
