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>it's a "Q fucks with Picard" episode
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>it's a "Q fucks with Picard" episode
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Q ruined TNG.

We could have had a hard sci-fi series penned by serious men with serious intentions but no, a fairy had to be involved.
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>>64369012
Q was introduced in literally the first episode.
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>implying those weren't the best episodes
You don't know shit about Star Trek, son.
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>>64369012
oh come on, Q made for some of the most entertaining episodes in the series
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>>64369051
next episode is one step away from orgy.
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>>64369012
>uuuhhh I can only handle Star Trek where humans are the most advanced creatures and have to teach morality to stupid aliens

Reread "The White Man's Burden" and then jerk off, you idiot.
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>>64369012
>Star Trek
>hard sci-fi
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also why no trek in thread title OP you cunt
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Q was an element of fantasy that allowed the show to touch uncharted territory. sort of a fable of what do you do when god fucks with you kind of thing. then the show got more serious and q stopped fucking with them so much.
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>>64369051
YOUR RESPONSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I POSTED


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>>64369515
Just a shit Jamie Lee Curtis.
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>>64369381
>>64369428
>>64369515
so is /tv/ suddenly not a blue board or what
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>>64368856
>it's a "Q tries to fuck Janeway" episode
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>>64369169
they were this close to having an orgy themselves but instead data was the only one to get some of this fine, fine rapegang-experienced yellow bush. also for all his knowing multiple techniques and fully functional apparently he doesn't have a sybian dick cause yar didn't wana go back for more at the end of that episode
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>>64369608
next episode yar is captured by planet dindus
early tng is such shit.
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>>64369548
I'm at work is what kek. fuck the police.
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>>64369656
eh its only the worst episode if youre black (and black people don't watch star trek) or if youre speaking publicly and have to be PC
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>>64369708
why didnt picard just nuke the planet and steal the medicine.
what a fucking idiot
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>>64369656
You realize people only say it's a bad episode so they can appear progressive and not racist right?
Nobody actually thinks it was bad.
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>>64369746
you mean like how sisko nuked that planet?
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>>64369012
I think Q really fit in with Roddenberry's vision. He was so harsh on the human race because they're truly the only race capable of reaching the same level as the Q. Star Trek has been and always will be, an idealized future. It is not "hard sci-fi".
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>>64369381
>>64369428
>>64369515
>>64369608
>>64369666
>>64369708
>>64369736
10/10 Trek thread so fare.
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>>64370093
i like the fact he was so annoying even the other q hated him on a personal level.
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>>64370093
except until ira steven behr the edgy fedora shat all over rodenberry's vision with ds9
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DS9 was babylon 5 with star trek uniforms and star trek aliens
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>It's a "Data has multiple personnality" episode
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>>64369428
>Underrated post.
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>>64369567
>Was it attempted rape?
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>its a Picard breaks the Prime Directive and nobody gives a shit episode
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>>64370649
this one always kills me
they have entire episodes based on not breaking the prime directive (see protovulcans) but then it happens ever so casually as a non-plot point in a different one
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>>64370683
>>64370649
that employees only sign is irrelevant when an americlap is shooting up the place
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>>64370683
someone should write up that tragedy of darth plagueis the wise copypasta but with "the picard".
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>reminder that the Edo society was perfect and they did nothing wrong by enforcing their punishment
>reminder that Wesley broke the law and deserved to die
>reminder that Picard and Riker blatantly violated the Prime Directive and came up with some bullshit redefinition of "justice" so they wouldn't get court-martialed
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>>64370587
she looks quite nice with the hair down
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>>64370587
Dat nighttime janeway gives me boner
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>>64370167
>>64369548
who told on me you fucking faggots
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>>64371010
this was deleted pic btw
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>>64370390
Babylon 5 was Star Trek with all the names changed so that they could pretend it was original.
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>it's a "Deanna's mom nearly causes an diplomatic incident" episode
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>>64369012
>Q ruined TNG.
He was in the pilot you idiot.
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>>64370683
It's almost as if the show had different writers.
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>>64371152
>mfw number one bajoran babe has a cameo in this episode
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>>64371152
Lwaxana Troi's episodes were the dankest.
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>>64371159
how is that supposed to even be relevant though?
also first episode is not the pilot
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>>64371266
Yes, yes it is.
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>>64371152
>it's a "Mrs. Troi corrupts the children" episode
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Lwaxana vs. Q trying to irritate Picard for an entire show would have been the best piece of television ever made.
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>it's a "Q could get rid of Picard's anvil, but refuses to" episode
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>>64371395
>Q summons a mariachi band
>Lwaxana tries to make Picard dance with her
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>it's a "Riker connects with O'Brien's cultural heritage" episode
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>>64371809
as a potatonigger, i'm offended by this episode. Were they trying to say all irish should be cucks?
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>>64371809
god this woman was hot
>>64372042
and youre not offended by Obrien marrying a horrid shrew?
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>>64371809
>>64372042
oh look
its the riker kills his clone then imposes his beliefs on a society while fucking the other ones irish women episode.
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>it's a "Picard tries to cuck Riker but ends up almost joining a threesome instead" episode
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>>64371809
>you will never trade banter with a firey Irish girl as she tries to get you to fug her
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>>64371435
>"I couldn't exactly see myself running a school for gifted youngsters."
> - Picard, on Starfleet Academy
> This refers to Patrick Stewart's role in X-Men.
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>>64368856
>it's a "Q fucks Picard" episode
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>>64371010
I've been on /tv/ since 2007 and I have yet to ever report anything anon. I'm not fucking teachers pet rat.
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>>64372744
Thank you for this information, Anonymous Poster #64372744. In all future Star Trek threads, we will keep in mind the very important fact that Anonymous Poster #64372744 is not guilty of reporting posts.
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>it's a row row row your boat episode
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>>64372990
oh god just as I'd forgotten about this heap of trash
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>>64373090
It's a guilty pleasure of mine desu. The score pretty good at least.
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>>64372248
every irishman ends up marrying a cunt. It's genetics.
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>COMPUTER FREEZE PROGRAM
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>>64373326
probably the only time i legitimately laughed during the entire series.
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>>64373391
even the computer liked to fuck with Picard
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>>64372042
The girl was his daughter
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>>64373090
>>64373121
Remember Spock's turbo boots?
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>>64372275
>>64371809
I don't have the gif cus im at work right now but when riker and picard shot at the bodysnatcher alien who was just sitting in a chair and talking to them, it was murder. their lives were not in imminent danger, the alien was just talking.
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>>64373648
he shot him because he was the wrong rank to be commanding everything.
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>>64373648
this
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>>64373648
It's not murder unless it's a human.

Gene's Vision.
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>>64373696
oh shit I forgot about that

it's so strange seeing that level of gore in Star Trek.
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>>64373090
faggot confirmed
Final Frontier was 3rd best Original Trek movie

>2
>4
>5
>3
>6
>1
>7
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>>64373696
>picard is pure hatred
>rikirk doesnt give a shit
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>It's a Worf fucks up an entire planet for 100,000s of people because he and Jadzia are fighting episode
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>>64373773
>third best
>that inexcusably stupid plot
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>>64373823
Also he killed some kid in a futbol match.

>list of TNG characters who are murderers
Picard
Riker
Worf
Wesley
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>>64373773
>5
>above 6
cmon m8, I understand it being above 1 and 3 since 5 was at least entertaining, but 6 is objectively one of the better Original Trek films.
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>>64373773
>7
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>>64373823
>its a ds9 has a science officer despite never exploring episode.
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>>64373905
it just worked, voyage home had a stupider plot

>terrorist attacks neutral planet
>terrorist takes over enterprise
>terrorist is spock's brother
that god stuff was kinda shit tho.
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>>64373942
>hueBR assmad because Picard and Riker killed his countrymen
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>>64374011
generations was original fampai, had the original cast
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>>64374033
is that why they fired her
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>>64374149
fuck off, Generations was TNG. having 3 of the original cast in the first 10 minutes and 1 of them later doesn't count.
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>>64374111
the whole thing was utterly incoherent
I guess it had the trainwreck factor going for it

>>64374149
it was more a cameo than anything, not enough to classify it as TOS
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>>64373952
This.
3 was pre good tho.
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>>64374173
no they just didnt want to have a part trill part symbiot part klingon child monster on the show.
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>>64374251
This. Having a Harsesis child is forbidden for the Goa'uld.
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So many trolls in this thread, next thing you know they'll tell you Season 3 wasn't the second best season of original Star Trek.
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>>64372248
Keiko is not a shrew fuckhead.
>tfw no qt keiko wife
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>>64374348
dukat saved us all
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Just thinking, how much of the last episode was Q's business? I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing much of anything other than kind of egging Picard on. All the time jump stuff was just the anomaly messing with Picard.
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>>64371152
>It's a "Deanna and her mom get captured by the Ferengi who don't allow them to wear clothes" episode.
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>>64369012
>being this contrarian
Q episodes are GOAT

>>64369666
>filename
kek
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>>64374397
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>>64374528
the crew must have had a field day

in the show and on the set
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>>64373773
No. Patricians will agree this is the correct quality rank.
4>2>6>1>3>>>>>5
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Name a better species than the Alfa 177 canine.
I'll be waiting.
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>>64374800
This is objectively correct.
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>>64374812
The Catspaliens.
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>>64374812
nice horn pupper
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>>64374812
nice horn pupper
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>>64374812
nice horn pupper
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Reminder
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This is why DS9 is superior. It was more realistic without the need for omnipotent trickster alien man to provide the subtext for the series.

Yes I know Q appears in one episode but it was a one-shot that had nothing to do with the core theme of the show.
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>>64374812
Im convinced that the people who hate on JJ Trek have never actually seen TOS.
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>>64373942
Miles killed his headmate.
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>>64376465
miles killed almost all of them.
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>>64376354
>muh realism
>muh grit
In what month of 2015 did you come here from reddit?
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>>64376354
>Star Trek
>Realism

Pick one.
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>>64372042
>as a potatonigger, i'm offended by this episode. Were they trying to say all irish should be cucks?
The greatest Irish novel of all time, Ulysses, is literally about a guy who gets cucked.
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>>64376359
yeah, because they're both so similar
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>>64376624
>Dracula
>guy gets cucked by a vampire
Wow you're right. Irish writers love cucking
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>>64369786
>Nobody actually thinks it was bad.

It was awful, and would have been awful without the amazing blindness to unfortunate implications. It's just that most of S1 was so mediocre-to-poor that the only thing about that episode that stands out is the unfortunate implications. The actual shitness is just white noise against the bulk of S1-S2.
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How much would you pay Quark for a Kira Nerys holodeck program?
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>tfw late in season 6
>almost done with TNG

I love this show man

I'll probably watch DS9 after but i've already watched a couple episodes (figured I should due to that one episode of TNG with DS9, birthrights or something) and I didn't care for it immediately

think it's the cast. Picard/Riker/Data/Worf/Jeordi are so much better than black man mc can't act, his autismo son, and a currynigger doctor

Ds9 does have better girls though
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>It's a Picard and Riker violently slaughter several admirals in the heart of Starfleet and get away with it without any questioning episode
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>>64371809
>Riker connects with O'Brien's cultural heritage

I don't remember Riker stumbling into his quarters blind drunk on poitin before anally raping his daughter using porridge for lube.
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I love TNG, and, as much hate as it gets, Voyager as well ( probably because it's the most 'recent' of the shows. ) I never did get into DS9, but I've heard good things. Is it really worth watching? Does it actually bridge the gap between Next Generation and Voyager? The few episodes I remember watching from 20 years ago when it actually aired on TV were meh at best. Just a bunch of Ferengi hanging around a space station with Sisko's kid and then some lectures. Also there was that creepy plastic face looking changling guy Odo...

Anyway.. What I really want is a new Trek series, ( not based on JJ Abrams shit ). But one that continues the original story line, after Voyager.

Also, space sluts.. pic related.
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>>64377062
>be alien taking over starfleet
>oh hey guys just come in armed lel
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>>64377015
DS9 season 1 is garbage
I tried watching it several times and got nowhere, but after most of the other series I came back to DS9 at season 2 and was hooked enough to go back through season 1 again and continue on
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>>64377169
>the most 'recent' of the shows
You do know about Enterprise, right?
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>>64377210
"Recent" meaning within the Star Trek timeline. Enterprise was set before the original show.
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>It's a "decide to show your wife every episode of TNG that features Miles O'Brien, but then discover that he appears in 52 episodes" episode.
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>>64377274
>decide to show your wife every episode of TNG that features Miles O'Brien
For what reason? Trying to do some Miles/Kieko roleplay?
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>>64377169
ds9 is okay. it gets faster pace later on.
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>>64377325
because he hates her and secretly wants a divorce

thats why hes trying to make her realize that she is Keiko
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>>64377011

I liked that episode but I'm not sure it makes sense in retrospect. Why would a guy who can afford his own holodeck not be able to afford the technology to capture a holodeck file?
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>>64377425
sounds more like hes keiko in that situation.
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>>64377325
Because I'm a huge nut for DS9, and about a year ago we started watching TNG. Just kind of spits and spats. Haven't finished it yet, but we're finally in Season 7. That being said, I feel like he hasn't been in half the episodes we've watched. Obviously we're not marathonning this, and we've skipped episodes here-and-there (just not out-of-order), BUT, when I do see Miles, I make a little gesture at the TV and say "Oh, there's my boy!" or something to that effect. She thinks it's a big joke and is in on it. Calling him when she sees him before I do.
It's just, he hasn't really done anything. We've missed nearly every episode that features him even passingly prominently. I got the tickle to go and check and see how many episodes he's in. It's fuckin' 52. I'm sure more than two-thirds of those are just "transporter chief, standing at his console" but THAT MEANS I'll have to sift through those to find the meatier episodes.

It's one of those fuckin' things with bein' all married and shit.

Also, yeah, we're going right into DS9 as soon as we're "finished."
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>>64377522
He was a very minor character in TNG. There's even a webcomic about how utterly boring and lonely his job must be.
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>>64377570
isnt there only like 4 real obrien episodes?
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>>64377522
does your wife fuck blacks
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>>64377602
I'm black, but I don't know.
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>>64377443
Yeah I'm not sure I understand the limitations of a 'holosuite' versus a Starship holodeck. On the ships they seem to be able to computer-generate anyone they want based on things as simple as photos or pure extrapolation. Einstein, Hawking, Leah Brahms, etc.

>>64377522
The only episode I recall from TNG that really features him is the one where Data is trying to work out his relationship with Kieko. Have you seen that one yet?
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>>64377522
>THAT MEANS I'll have to sift through those to find the meatier episodes.

The meatier episodes:
>power play
>the wounded
>disaster
>redemption (arguably)

I'm pretty sure the rest is fairly perfunctory, one or two scenes shit.
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>>64369087
Sure. Q creates all sorts of stupid dilemmas for the crew and then makes all the problems go away with a snap. Utterly no character development and no consequences.

Yet another reason why TNG would have been the shittiest Star Trek ever had it not been saved from that ignominy by Voyager.
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>it's a Vash episode

Did -anyone- like her?
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>>64377730
>Utterly no character development and no consequences.

But that's wrong.
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>>64376988
>That picture
>You'll never cuck Wesley
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>>64377169
DS9 isn't a bridge between them, it's its own thing. VOY is just TNG: Lost In Space Edition. DS9 is best Trek, by the way.
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>>64377735
no
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>>64377782
>you'll never be part of a crew that lets wesley know they're railing his mom every chance they get in the holodeck
>you will never arrange for all his friends to give him separate copies of the program for his birthday
>you will never attend his post-suicide funeral, trying not to make eye contact with anyone in case you all start laughing
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>>64377730
>makes all the problems go away with a snap
The only time this happens is when he gets them into all the trouble in the first place, and even then he sometimes forces them to solve things on their own.
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>>64377889
>wesley
>friends
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Wil Wheaton is a stupid faggot.
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>>64377947
no that episode was just a dream
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>>64377570
I know he's just a recurring background character, but also he was in SOME of them, with lines and stuff to do.

>>64377671
Somehow, we've passed over any episodes featuring Keiko, as far as I recall, so yeah, she'll be a good cross-reference in this search.

>>64377721
He in All Good Things, too, dawg. And thank you.

This will aide me greatly.
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>>64377169
>>64377182

Around season 3 or 4 (when Worf shows up) is when DS9 gets really good.

DS9 saved the Worf character since he was a total faggot on TNG. Also, DS9 made the Ferengi a much more interesting race of aliens than TNG where they were just written as so stupidly obnoxious I would have used the Star Killer to destroy Ferengenar and round up a bunch of Klingons to resume the Great Tribble Hunt only this time hunting Ferengi until they are extinct.
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Is Jonathan Frakes really that attractive?
I'm watching the first Thomas Riker episode in DS9 and all the women are talking about him like he's the intergalactic playboy he is, but he doesn't strike me as that good looking.
Gayfags or femanons, how hot is the guy?
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>>64378086
2 is when it gets good, 3 is when it gets fucking great.

I didn't hate S1 DS9 as much as everyone else. It was my first Trek though. TNG S1 was much worse.
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>>64377721
maybe he doesnt say much but it seems like youd mention datas day.
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>>64378154
He's smooth, tall, dark and a high ranking Federation officer.

Also, it was the 90's. A 90's 9/10 is a 2015 6/10
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>>64378154
It's entirely body-type/body-language. He's a little husky, but that means absolutely jack shit if he can carry it well, and he does. Also, he's got a dreamy set of eyes and a smile that melts steel beams. His added beard just ramps up the sexiness because that means he's a hairy fella. Big bear, doin' thangs.

And his voice, goddamn.

He's like a dad's hot friend. I would bury my face in his chest.
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>>64378086

DS9 made me hate Worf. I liked him OK in TNG, fine in small doses. He shows up in DS9 and it's like Poochy. Whenever Worf's not on the screen, all the other characters are saying "Where's Worf?"
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>>64374361
dis nikka
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>>64378252
I never liked Worf. It's like he hated fun. He was Klingon in name only. He tried to do Klingon things, but he only copied them without understanding the spirit of a Klingon.
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>>64378086
The way both Kira/Odo and the Starfleets officers treated Quark was ridiculous. Sure the guy was a crook and would get up to such shady things as weapons sales, but at the core he wasn't a bad person. Yet even Sisko, sworn to uphold Starfleet's gleaming ethics, would say right to his face how much he hated him and wanted him off the station.
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>>64378375
Why are there so many people on 4chan now that type like they're on twitter?
And I don't mean the baka desu senpai shit, I mean people that use texting lingo when posting.
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>>64377015
DS9 is my favorite star trek series but I'll be honest, seasons 1 and 2 are almost worthless. There about 4 episodes that really are worth watching (only one in season 1), but you have to watch them at least once. If you are thinking about dropping it, just skip to season 3.
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>>64378447
Habit and familiarity.

You don't like it. I don't like it.
Being laconic is the new normal.
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>>64378447

For the same reason they use it while texting.
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>>64378406
>but at the core he wasn't a bad person
Yes, he was. He only had a change of heart in the later seasons. He was greedy bad person in the first 3 seasons.
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>>64378447
This is where redditors go to act like retards.
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>>64378486
he charges money for things hes pure evil.
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>>64378510
No, this is where twitter, tumblr, reddit, 9gag and half the sites on the internet go to act like retards.

So you have retards and normies coming here to act like retards. That's where the not funny racism comes in. 4chan was always racist but it was funny racist. Now it's just unfunny niggerposting.
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>>64378521
He fucks over his own family, runs black market deals, and is a space jew. Odo and Sisko continually shit on him and his rights, but he's still a shitty person, until the later seasons where he's a Jew with a heart of gold. Basically Tsundere.
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>>64378486
Eh. I get what you're saying but he expresses genuine regret when his machinations endanger the crew (not just caring about his own skin) and I remember watching an episode recently where something bad happens to Odo and he runs screaming for a medical team, again seeming genuinely distressed that Odo was in danger.
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Q was the shit and I love how the series ended. Suck it faggots.
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>>64378233
>His added beard
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>>64378556
I used to think Trek threads were generally safe from the reddit shit but yesterday there was someone literally linking a reddit comment here.
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>>64378618
Welcome to neo /tv/ anon. We are a subreddit at this point.
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>>64378618
Yeah, in just the last week i've noticed an influx of normalscum into trek threads.
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>>64378618
>he doesn't realize that 95% of /tv/ was originally reditors
We used to actually have good discussion of Trek and memes :^) but now you can't post anything remotely good without five reditors bashing DS9, even if DS9 wasn't what anyone was talking about.
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>>64378556
>This is where all those sites come to act like retards

Does that mean those niggers are being serious outside of this place?

You've just scared me more than anything else I've ever encountered.
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>>64378618
Sometimes reddit is fine for academic purposes like the guy who found out who did Max Headroom.

But it's so painfully obvious how much reddit has seeped into this place and how much 4chan shit appears on reddit. It's fucking sad. All these dumb memes feel like redditors coming here to "LE EPIC MEME SPAM XD SHEEV, BANE, IM 15 YEARS OLD AND I POST ON /R/4CHAN SO FUCKING MEMELORD DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK"
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>>64378693
Yeah this is getting pretty pathetic. Discussion the faults of series/characters/episodes is one thing but it's like 50% of all posts in each thread are people trying to shit on everything. I feel like I'm the only person who actually enjoyed both DS9 and VOY considering mention of either series will have people trying to start an ebin 'fan war'
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>hailing on all frequencies
>no response so far
>could it be possible they need more than a half second to respond?
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>>64379034
>Sir, shall I open fire?
>not yet, Mr.Worf.
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>>64379034
>bridge security guy is also the ship tactical guy is also the phone operator.
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>>64379182

But Anon the LCARS system is so efficient that turning something on or off can be accomplished with only a dozen or so keystrokes.
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>>64378939
It'll only make you live longer, if you ignore replies that are in the 4-to-15 character range. On a board like this, anyway. Topics and/or hobbies discussion.

A reply so short generally deserves no attention anyway. If there were a way to filter them out, the board would become more bearable.

Back when sage was visible, I had a little script that would automatically hide replies that sported it. I'm sure some legitimate sages were lost in that attack, but the over-all quality went up, so it was a manageable loss.
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>>64374348

GOOULD?
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Picard was a fucking dick. Who pissed in his Earl Grey?
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>>64378878
>fine for academic purposes
I occasionally lurk the 'Daystrom Institute' reddit which is supposed to be for serious Trek discussion (no memes/shitposts). Never really been floored by the content but it seems like a good place to get a question answered if people here don't know and you can't find it on stackexchange or one of those sites.
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you gonna get Riker raped
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>>64379034
>sir the ship is in dire threat
>Picard gets up from his seat to approach the viewing screen
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Do you not like girls?
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am I slow for not immediatly realizing wtf's going on?
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>>64379246
>post is generally very dumb or juvenile
>espouses an opinion you would see a simpleton espouse
>post ends in KEK

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

I should filter that fucking word.
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>>64379723
Looks like your butt has gone to red alert. KEK
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>>64377629
Seems like you would know if you were or not.
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>>64379864
>8kb image
Nice touch. Really makes the shitpost.
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>no one will ever believe you hee hee hee
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>>64379930
i only have 548mb hdd space.

i'm on Dial up

i live the star trek lifestyle
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>>64380050
G'day mate. Ya put the shrimp on the barbie yet laddie?
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>>64380091
no i hate australians

they have literally single-handedly ruined this site.

also, they are a scourge on the csgo community

white niggers should be eradicated. i wish to arm radical abo groups so they exterminate the aussie scum
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>>64380150
I just got back from Australia 2 days ago. The entire country lives the shitpost lifestyle
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I got three Axel Foleys muthafucka! How many you got?
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>A transporter accident sends Sisko, Dax, and Bashir back in time three centuries...
Is there anything a transporter accident can't do? I mean we've got time travel, duplicates, duplicates with alternate personalities, curing illnesses, indefinite stasis, viruses...
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>>64380413
fusion, ghosts, travel between universes
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>>64380547
Oh yeah. How could I forget Tuvix, Janeway's greatest moment of doing nothing wrong
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>>64380340
I never understood why they couldn't just mix dna together rather than straight out use the same dna over and over, or why they couldn't clone from the same original sample a load of times.
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>>64380413
Remember that time transporters cured that incurable disease
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>>64380413
>Is there anything a transporter accident can't do?
Love.
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>>64380413
Do you remember the episode where Broccoli sees a monster in the transporter?
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>>64380340
I can't believe that isn't Eddie Murphy
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>>64380737
That's what I meant by 'viruses'. I thought they were some kind of magnified virus/bacteria
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>>64377782
The smiling Picard picture does it all
I read it all in his voice
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>>64380744
WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN FOLEY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3cGgqbWG8
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Q, or rather his race, is the final evolution of man. That's the meaning behind his character. That's why he was interested in them, because they will supplant Q's race in the far future, or even become greater than them.
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>>64380924
>Q, or rather his race, is the final evolution of man.
I always thought so aswell, but to me it was that he gets annoyed by how weak they are. Like you get pissed at a guy getting bullied and asking for more even though you know you shouldn't
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>>64380598
Wasn't their thing no-sex? Like, mixing DNA of all the peoples of their little colony would be the first logical course, but maybe that was too like sex to them?

Also, they can't copy DNA forever because their conceptualization of cloning is kind of like, aging. Ever hear the statistics about how, the older you are when you have a kid, the more likely it is to have a horrible genetic disorder? It's like that, they don't just have fresh DNA, they're dipping into their extant DNA, which by that point had been "copied" (probably) hundreds of times. So if a person lived to be about 60 or even 160, just add up all those ages, because the newborns would be genetically that old. I think that's how it was explained.

If that isn't how it was, maybe they just had a shit cloning method, because it rightly should be a digital process. Like replication, only smaller. Always make new DNA from a backup file.
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>>64382262
Worf doesn't strike me as the type to use Bongistani spelling
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