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THIS IS THE MILLENNIUM FALCON! YOU'RE HAN SOLO!
These are death sticks! You are Sleazebaggono!
>>64367556
that's the point where the audience claps and hoots like a retard. I'm sure Jay took a brief break from shoveling wisconsin cheese down his gullet, looked up with this bleary, dairy-addled eyes, and said "hey, I know what those are! 10/10! The Force Awakens saved Star Wars!"
>>64367556
That bit was so lame
>>64367556
GANJIGLUB :D:D:D:D:D:D:
>>64367556
You're Haaaan Solo?!
LOOK GUYS ITS STAR WARS
YOU REMEMBER THE MILINEUM FALCON DON'T YOU. REMEMBER ALL THE FUN ADVENTURES OUR HEROES WENT ON IN IT. WELL GUESS WHAT? ITS BACK!
Relatedly, i saw it 10 days after the release and people STILL clapped at the end
>>64367818
YAY!
Did you just call me Mr. Solo?
I hope we see Chewie fuck shit up in VIII because grief of Han.
I can't decide whether this or 'Luke Skywalker? I thought he was a myth' was more dumb.
>>64367749
Take pity and explain what or who is ganjacrab
>>64367556
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!
>>64367909
Some gang Han Solo cheated out of money.
>>64367556
TELL THEMAT TO KANJAKLUB
I could see how a guy who and ship that had a role in destroying two Deathstars could be famous.
>>64367921
PART TIME!
>>64367556
that bit bugged me and the 12 parsec
it was just a slimey salesman pap, "what, old man, are you too stupid and out of touch to not know the best ship everyone knows about (pls hire my services i really need the money) you dumb old fuck!"
it should be "the ship where Lando blew up the death star" - tops
>>64367661
I like this post
>>64367556
ARE YOU A WRECKER, REY?
Fuck. This was the most plebeian movie of 2015.
>>64367556
what did she mean by this?
>>64368102
uhhhhhhh shoehorning in women at every turn is original
This is why they hired Jew Jew Abrams. Since he milked so much nostalgia from Star Trek he has been the go to guy for that shit. He is nothing but a hack.
>>64367556
>never closed mouth
>trying so hard to be the next BANE?
You'll never do it. I'm laughing at you for even trying.
>>64368102
Hughesy is redpilled as fuck, doesn't drink the liquored jew.
>>64368214
TELL THAT TO KANJAKLUB
>>64368102
fuck never knew hughsey was this based.
>>64368214
He's not really a hack since he does exactly what they want him to do.
YER 'AN SOLO!
THE LEGENDARY DED MAN!
>>64368058
>it should be "the ship where Lando blew up the death star"
that could actually be funny
>>64367556
So naive and innocent, makes my dick rock hard. I'd start by fingering her tiny asshole and then have her lick my fingers clean while she sits on my lap, daddy's lap, my hard dick pushing against her god-tier ass.
>>64368676
I just made a tribute to Daisy, don't get me going again
>able to bypass a planet's shield in light speed and calculate the exact moment down to a fraction of a fraction of a second.
Bravo JJ
>>64368710
What do you mean by tribute?
>>64368102
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>64368791
You know.
>>64368126
That it was the millennium falcon, and that he was han solo. sigh
>>64368760
That's a trick used in Star Trek. I had a good chuckle.
>>64367556
>I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR :^)
really it looks like you just ripped something out of the circuit.
Am I going fucking crazy or did they definitely call it the Millennium "Vulcan" throughout the movie
>>64368760
They used the Force.
han: YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE MILLENIUM FALCOM?
obi: SHOULD I HAVE?
>people watch that scene and dont see they're looking for each other's weakness to leaverage the negotiation, they think "the millenium falcon is famous" like a dork
>>64368952
Han called it the Fuck at one point
>>64368058
Wedge did more and took greater risks in that battle.
>>64368975
THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
Why was Han Solo so famous as a smuggler?
If he did his job well, then most people shouldn't know he was a smuggler, right?
>>64369010
yeah he just came off as some used car salesman.
they made him seem like a rock star in tfa.
worst fan flick movie ever.
>>64369023
maybe but the point is it'd be really shitty if Lando became famous for the shit the Falcon did after all Han did (and Lado being, well... a TRAITOR)
OMG THE CHEWBACCA I HAVE A POSTER OF YOU IN MY SHIP MR. CHEWBACCA CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
>>64369036
famous =/ infamous
>>64368791
I, um, looked at a picture of her beautiful face while I touched myself in a lewd way, and then finished on it.
>>64369052
it's such a weird way to relate to fictional characters, "I LIKE REY SHE'S SUCH A BADASS AND SHE HAS MOST AWESOME AND MOST FAMOUS SHIP IN THE GALAXY"
wtf are women children? I got that scene at age 10
>>64367556
FRESHEN YA DRINK GUVNAH?
Who here remembers the Kessel Run? :D
NOT FOURTEEN PARSECS, TWELVE PARSECS DARNIT! lmao!
>>64368975
DABS NOD HOW DA FORBS WERGS :DDD
>>64369061
>it'd be really shitty if Lando became famous for the shit the Falcon did after all Han did (and Lado being, well... a TRAITOR)
But Lando is the objectively the best, just look at his cape.
>>64369111
chekt
look mom an ape.
>>64369127
yeah but he shouldnt get all the credit, cmon. That would just be funny specially considering it was his ship before and Han was being super extra nice in ROTJ in giving it to him
>>64367556
L'UKE SKYWALKA?!
>>64367556
She is just so utterly terrible.
>>64369114
pure fanservice
>>64369036
He wasn't.
Jar Jar Abrams just misunderstood the dialogue in ANH.
>>64369010
WHAT'S THAT NOW, LITTLE LADY? YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS GUCCI FALCON EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT? ONLY A STUPID PERSON WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT IT, EVERYONE'S DYING TO BUY INTO IT!!!
>omg i have to buy this gucci falcon
Telesync when??
>>64369114
only nerds will understand this reference
Lando is an honorary Aryan.
>>64369082
Regardless, Rey immediately connected "Han Solo" with "Millennium Falcon", as if he's well known for flying that ship.
By that logic, Han can't possibly smuggle something successfully while flying the Falcon. If anybody sees this easily identifiable freighter, they should immediately think "Hey! That's Han Solo's ship! We'd better not let it near our planet because he's probably trying to smuggle something."
The Millennium Falcon was originally Lando's. Han won it from him whilst gambling.
>>64369267
he is indeed. and his scream at the end of ROTJ is almost as good as Han's in 4
>>64368102
>dave hughes
>the guy who hasnt had any original material since rove live
more of a hack than lucas to be honest famalam
>>64367556
>that's a piece of junk
>OH MY GAWD ITS THE MILLENIUM FACON
>YOURE HAN SOLO
>meanwhile thinks Luke is a myth
>YOU'RE HAN SOLO
I can't be the only one who was expecting Ford to say "part time", right?
So glad no one clapped in my theater.
>>64367556
I saw a screening today and some fat fucking kid seriously said "yup" out loudtwice in between each of those statements.
>>64369318
Luke is probably well known as General Skywalker, hero of the rebellion, destroyer of the Death Star, and the only man who fought Darth Vader and lived
Luke the Jedi Master is probably not so well known
>>64368452
>>64368102
samefaggot
>>64369291
He only became well known with the Falcon after ROTJ, and we don't know when the Falcon was stolen from him. He could have worked in other ships for years.
>>64369345
yeah this is not a good sign, boys are literally being pushed out of their own playpen
it's 10 little girls playing with that shit and 2 little nigs
>>64369400
Dubious.
The rebels did the "may the force be with you" thing before major battles so it's likely they held the jedi in high regard and its not like Luke being one was kept a secret so pretty much everyone would know about it.
>>64369418
a reference of that sort in a slimey salesman context would actually be good
"you probably never heard of it. No, you wouldnt want that sort of thing" etc
>>64369291
Han Solo the smuggler is infamous within criminal circles and his spacecraft has little to do with his reputation in that regard. His spacecraft of choice is mostly known for the illegal cargo it hauls and whether or not its actually delivered on time.
Han Solo the general is famous throughout the galaxy as a war hero to the Alliance and as a traitor to the Empire, and his spacecraft has a lot to do with his reputation in this regard. His spacecraft is well known for participating in the battles of Yavin and Endor, as well as outrunning entire squadrons of Star Destroyers - adding to the 12-14 parsec mythos that is the fast as fuck Falcon.
>>64368710
>tribute
Jeeeesus Timmy, did you sacrifice a goat again?
>>64369412
roll again m8
>>64369010
>han: YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE MILLENIUM FALCOM?
modern audience: OF COURSE I HAVE, I TOTALLY WANT YOUR SERVICES MR SOLO HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
>>64367556
i fucking hate how this line was delivered
>>64369267
>>64369298
Fuck your Honorary Aryan shit. Billy Dee has been to more Soul Train Awards than you can count on your finger.
No one wants to be an "honorary white" these days anyway. Mayonnaise skinned fucks.
>>64369470
They say that line because the fall of the Jedi Order is part of the general repression of the Empire on all things deemed culturally dangerous. They don't say that line because they worship Luke like hes Space Jesus. Otherwise they wouldn't let him go out on stupid missions by himself or in small groups.
worse was him answering "I WAS"
why? everyone in his current life knows him that way and he's still stuck where he was in 4!
>>64369595
dont you have a blog to write about Lando being a uncle tom?
>>64369585
Daisy's acting was pretty bad throughout, but it's all good considering she's portraying a strunk wimmin in these "progressive times." I mean, come on, it's 2016.On a serious note, it was bad
>>64369627
>"I WAS"
made zero sense.
Did Kanjiclub come in going "hey mr San Holo who works in antiques..."?
>>64369484
>>64369585
Of course you would, you're an autist.
>>64369627
>"I WAS"
yeah what was the point of that, he literally went back in his life (which was deppressing)
>>64369627
HE WASpart time
>>64369645
>Hating her acting
/pol/ pls
>>64369627
he was a travelling circus man, thats why he carried those big scary alien animals
>>64369595
>>64367888
He already did that. People forget their lost loved ones in Star Wars in less time than he did (at least Chewie flew off the handle briefly when Han died).
>>64369778
>Implying /pol/ is criticizing her
Nah m8, they would be criticizing Boyega
>>64369807
he should have ripped an arm from at least one dude
it was probably solo/chewie bullshit but i still wanted to see it
>>64369822
They can't because they liked his character and he didn't fuck Rey (yet).
>>64368058
That actually would be really funny.
No, he's Indiana Jones.
What if making Rey, the worst character and worst actress, was actually Disney testing the waters? Right now, this shit movie is one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Which means Disney now realises they can just do about anything they want with Star Wars and everyone will go see it anyway.
This could mean they'll turn Rey into a Sith Lady, introduce a new Skywalker chosen one, an entire Death Solar System, and cosmic Jedis. Star Wars is trendy now so it'll sell forever.
even worse:
that awful cut JJ does on Carrie's
"I WANT HIM BACK"
not even the worse of 70s bad movie grammar in the OT was ever as bad as that
>>64369595
shitskin detected.
>>64369947
"it was snoke who seduced him to the dark side"
;^)
the way she delivered this
oh boy.
shnoke.
>>64369978
and Ford just going
- god do i react here, is the camera on me? will they use this?
- dont look at her face?
- jesus her voice is thicker and lower than mine
but that cut mid sentence to the same face, jesus
DUDE DO ANOTHER STAR WARS BUT DONT PAY HOMAGE TO OLD THINGS LMAO
>>64370072
hom·age
ˈ(h)ämij/Submit
noun
special honor or respect shown publicly.
>>64369978
kek
"it wuz schnoke!"
>let's just stand here and summarize the last thirty years of our relationship to bring everyone up to speed
The way she delivers that line is so fucking weird.
DUDE BE REALLY SUBTLE IN HOMAGES IN OUR BLOCKBUSTER CULTURAL ICON MOVIE LMAO
>>64370106
>>let's just stand here and summarize the last thirty years of our relationship to bring everyone up to speed
Fucking laughable
Hack writing hack film
>>64369947
>you think i want to forget him?
CUT TO A EVEN CLOSER CLOSE UP WHERE IT'S OBVIOUS IT'S NOT THE SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION AND WE JUST LOSE HER FOR A SECOND
>I WANT HIM BACK
that was "The Room" tier, only thing missing was the background noise changing in the cut
>>64369938
This would be good in my opinion. Right now the only interesting direction I could see Rey's character going is if she turns to the dark side. What the franchise needs is more risks. I can tolerate a few fuck ups, but straying too close to ANH(and still managing to create an uninteresting mess) is what doomed TFA. Everything new they added was just built off of shit we have already seen and was just downright bland. Pic related.
>>64370150
>>64370106
DUDE LETS LEAVE OUR AUDIENCE OF SMALL CHILDREN WONDERING WHO THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE LMAO
DUDE EXPLAINING THINGS OUT LOUD IS A NEW AND ORIGINAL THING IN STAR WARS LMAO
>>64369938
>death solar system
>>64367556
Why did Finn know about Han Solo or the rebellion?
Did that come up when he was being idoctrinated as a Storm Trooper?
>>64367556
>YOU'RE HAN SOLO!
PART TIME !
It was Smoke who seduced him to the dark side, man.
>>64367831
When I saw it everyone clapped at the usual points you'd expect, except nobody clapped at the end, I guess they were waiting for him to say something.
>>64370205
I think the history of the downfall of the empire is a little important flam.
>>64368102
Who the fuck is Dave Hughes and why is he so buttravaged
>>64369947
this was so goddamn jarring, it makes a passable but not great acting become horrible
Even with TFA being mixture of the first trilogy's stories and just being fan service catering to the lowest common denominator audience, Finn wasn't that bad of a character and John played him well
>>64369470
The Rebels had lots of older people who believed in the force but that had nothing to do with the Jedi necessarily. It represented the old ways which they were fighting for, as opposed to the new order of the Empire.
>>64370356
boyega leave 4chan and tell the writers to do a proper arc for you next time, your character is still a selfish coward
but you werent bad
>>64370356
John Boyega was actually a nice surprise. While some of his storyline doesn't make sense and he has some cringy lines, he made the character work for him.
part time
>>64370356
all the new characters were well acted and likable, which makes it far superior to the prequels if only for that regard alone
like it doesn't even matter how unoriginal it was, the fact that it was an actual movie with actual characters actually acting on the screen trumps so much star wars shit its ridiculous
>>64369947
>cut JJ does
JJ didn't edit the film you idiot
also
>not even the worst
You meant worst. It's ironic that you're shitting on grammar while fucking it up yourself.
>>64367556
God I hate her chink eyes
>>64370352
thats it, JJ
never let any emotion breathe.
Lea says "you think i want to forget him?" NOW DONT LET THAT REST INTO AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN PEOPLE REACTING, CUT RIGHT THERE MAKING THE ARTIFICE OF THE MOVIE NOTICEABLE
>>64370440
>Cringey lines
I think he made them work, to be honest. The worst instance was the half-chimp out where he's like I'M IN CHARGE! I'M IN CHARGE!
and honestly it just came off like a really excited regular dude who gets to thumb his nose at his former superior
Think he was great
>>64370513
>worse
Yes I made a typo, and I see the double irony
inb4someone thinks they're a genius for noticing this
>>64370533
JJ didn't edit the movie dummy
>>64370513
movie grammar son, not the same.
And yes, JJ has final cut as a director and producer, jesus christ
>>64370356
We all agree that John was shockingly the only new part that was likable. Sadly they had to wash over his character and make him so incompetent.
>>64367661
Elan is my favorite background character that got expanded in the EU for absolutely no reason.
>>64370284
Famous comedian in Australia. Used to be pretty funny during his heyday on a show called The Glass House, is now pretty old and tired, plays the typical funny guy on The Footy Show
>>64370575
I didn't say it was the same
Also, JJ isn't the editor, Jesus Christ
>>64370562
fucking autists man
>>64370602
he's not, but he says what goes in the end, the editor has no final say
jesus man
>>64370469
I think Rey's character story was bland and boring. As soon as she got the the millennium falcon, she acted very generic as if she completely forgot about the first half of the movie. Especially at the end with the fight.
As for Poe, I don't think there was enough of him to pay attention to what little story he had.
>>64370637
That doesn't mean he edited that scene
Jesus, man
>>64370654
ok mate, JJ supervised the entire thing and told the editor what goes where, watched the final cut and still thought that cut was fine
(as well as the pacing and general speed of conversations)
>>64370654
Is that the same editor as Star Trek 2009 then? Because it's the same kind of shit
>>64370576
Yeah, I think JJ wanted to make a character that was incompetent to begin with since the only world he knew was being a stormtrooper and then grow throughout the movie to stand on his own. But that really didn't come across.
>>64370650
Poe and Finn's brief interaction was more meaningful and compelling than any interactions with Rey. They should've just had those two continue. Maybe Poe will end up being the true Skywalker since he does seem to be a good pilot too. Rey can become a human toilet for all I care.
>>64367665
>that's the point where the audience claps and hoots like a retard
That was when the Falcon was first revealed as the "garbage" vessel you dumb fucking shit.
>>64370699
>he thinks the director/producer stands over the editor telling them how to do their job the entire way
Holy fuck you're dellusional
>>64370750
>Poe and Finn's brief interaction was more meaningful and compelling than any interactions with Rey
It was just as forced and weird.
>>64370771
you're joking right?
>>64367556
(C)(TM)(R)
>>64370727
Google says yes, it's a team of two women who have edited all the movies he directed
>>64370780
I think this is understandable since that moment appeared so quickly in the first half of the movie
>>64370788
No, I'm 100% confident the Director/Producer doesn't do the editors job for them
>>64370851
ok mate fuck off
>>64370780
>not allowed to take off helmet
>not allowed to have a name
>make first connection with someone who treats you like a person and not a soldier
It wasn't forced at all. It was the first genuine human contact he was having outside of the robotic conformity he lived his entire life in
>>64370883
I accept your defeat
glad you learned something today
TFA was good and /tv/ will seemingly be upset about that forever
>>64370829
Well yeah.
That doesnt give it a pass. The first act feels rushed, then the second act is fucking slow, I went yesterday for a second watching and I fell asleep during the cantina scene. Only the third act has a good pace but it's not even that much
>>64370885
that would actually be great if the movie allowed us space to relate to his situation.
but i think the other guy is right, when Poe does that lip bite and other stuff (with the lack of connection) just stands out as not genuine in comparison to Luke hugging Han at the end of 4
>>64370921
yes dude directors never sit by the side of editors and they have no say in the final cut or if they think something's iffy (or not, as in "that cut to an even closer closeup is great")
>>64370980
there's plenty of space to relate to his situation
he's the first character introduced and we spend plenty of time dedicated SOLELY to relate to his situation
individuality, it's simple as fuck. Poe gets a new friend and treats him like a friend. I seriously don't see the issue here
>>64371012
That's not what I was arguing
you said
>that awful cut JJ
JJ didn't do the cut, the editor did. It's a simple concept to understand. The editor edits, the director/producer says "good edit"
why wasn't Phasma this trooper
>>64370980
He was abducted as a child, his parents were probably killed, he was raised all his life to conform to an imperial standard, and he was trained to act out his life in a dog eat dog world until the day he dies for some dude named Snoke because Snoke doesn't like elections. You would never be able to relate to his situation.
>>64367556
What did she mean by that?
>>64371108
>You would never be able to relate to his situation.
top notch storytelling
The further I get from this movie the more I despise it.
>>64370513
>JJ didn't edit the film you idiot
no, he just hired one of his usual cunts to edit it and was the director.
the editor is the asshole behind the star trek and amazing spiderman movies.
>>64369067
Laughed harder at this than I should have
>>64371087
Because that trooper died and Phasma is going to be a returning character.
>>64368102
Based fucking Hughsey
>>64371086
>The editor edits, the director/producer says "good edit"
ok you realize what you're saying right? you cant have typed that and not take a hint
>>64370941
It was a solid movie but fell well short of being something more. The people behind the movie went the safest route possible to prevent another episode 1 but by doing that they also created something that was completely rehashing stories from the first three movies.
>>64371086
>Poe gets a new friend and treats him like a friend
Are you 8? Is this Dora the Explorer?
People dont get friends after 10 minutes. Besides youre wrong about the "first humanitaire contact" thing, as the novelisation goes deeper with the relations Finn built with his comrades, such as the guy that died at the beginning. Shot by Poe, incidently
>>64368058
if she had said that it would have been clever writing , something they deliberately did not want
>>64371108
>You would never be able to relate
bra...
>>64368760
It's a kid's movie, did you expect there to be logic?
>>64371248
Do you realize what I was responding to? Someone saying JJ edited a certain scene
There's no reason to believe he did the edit, that's just incorrect.
>>64369345
>The Black Series
What the fuck does that even mean? I don't even think that's a marketing term ever used.
>>64371284
>using novels to form an argument
That's where you fucked up
We're talking about the movie.
>People dont get friends after 10 minutes.
Yes they do. Just because you haven't doesn't mean everyone else on the planet follows your lonely worldview.
>>64371284
Well, Finn does save Poe. If anything that easily helps create a friendship due to the fact they are mutually looking to escape.
>>64367556
To be honest with you, I love her.
>>64371211
Anon...
>>64368760
>can't get past shields except by going light speed until you're past them
>shields block projectiles/lasers presumably
>lasers go the speed of light
>shield can block lasers, but not ships moving fast/faster than lasers.
>>64371329
that dude is right, the final cut is ultimately JJ's (under Disney's limits which prevent ultimate "director's cut")
that cut on Carrie was jarring
Phasma could have still fought and be blasted back but not killed. still to return, seems like a waste
Rey is a terrible character and I've never once met one person who seriously says she's a good one.
They inevitably just call me a sexist or say Luke was a Gary Stu
>>64371376
>your lonely worldview.
Great rebutal friend
Im sure you have a little dick
>>64370170
>TR-8R is pronounced as "Traitor"
Fucking pottery
>>64371512
Rofl what the fuck?
That's how you react to finding out there's hope for you? You can make friends anon, you just have to stop being so immature and combative.
>>64371487
I'm not talking about the final cut
holy fuck why is reading so difficult. The guy said JJ cut the scene, but there's no way he could know that. The editor could have cut the scene and all JJ did was say "that's fine, next scene"
JJ CUTTING THE SCENE IS DIFFERENT FROM THE EDITOR CUTTING THE SCENE
STOP RESPONDING TO ME
>>64371108
nigga did you just defended a main character by saying no one could relate to him and we just have to submit to his story being told?
wtf is happening to star wars fans? is this some cuck thing?
>>64371613
that's just hella spergy, mang...
>>64371650
it was hyperbole
you can relate for multiple reasons, but if you wanted to boil it down to specific instances "dying for a guy named Snoke" then of course you can't relate to that
>>64371552
thats a joke name given by the audience m8
>>64371552
>thatsthepoint.jpg
When Carrie says Snoke you can see in her eyes she thinks it's the stupidest name ever.
>>64371828
She's said the word's "nerf herder"
there's nothing more stupid
>>64371650
you could never relate to the BBC's trials and tribulations which made him big and strong and rough, anon
>>64367902
so its like me how i cant decide wether i should put my dick in your mums asshole or vagina
>>64371481
As soon as they started describing how they were going to get past the shields I knew hyperspace was only going to get worse from here on out
>>64371481
I always thought hyperspeed was faster than light. its the only way they could zoom around the galaxy in the amount of time it took to have a conversation.
>>64371828
it's pronounced Shnogue
>>64367556
that broke my little to none suspended dibelief i was building after they crashed that tie fighter
it was like a bucket of cold water it made me realize i was watching a kids movie or simpletons pandering
>>64371108
>a dog eat dog world
it's a doggy dog world, fucking moron
>>64372021
;^)
It's actually a Dogg E. Doge world
>>64371613
Wow you're a faggot.
>>64369267
>tfw channeling Lando and sporting that exact mustache for the past 3 months
>>64372100
I know you are but what am I?
>>64371481
Lasers in Star Wars clearly don't go the speed of light though you retard.
>>64372143
oh boy, this is gonna be the new fedora
>>64372143
You look like a teenager who hasn't figured out that he should shave yet.
Is there a pilot gene in Star Wars? How the fuck would it work?
![1352984975802[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/57P33Iq.jpg "1352984975802[1].jpg")
>takes part in the Battle of Yavin
>saves Luke's behind at the last minute by firing on Vader's fighter, allowing the destruction of the first DS
>is awarded a medal by a high profile royal for his bravery and service in a lavish ceremony
>takes part in the Battle of Hoth
>rebel base is attacked by Imperial forces
>has just rescued his Friend Luke from an icy death with no regard for his own life
>escapes the planet, along with Princess Leia, and manages to successfully evade the entire enemy fleet in a faulty ship with no light speed, on guile and cunning alone
>takes part in the Battle of Endor
>a daring attempt to shut down the shield generator protecting the 2nd DS
>wins the battle against all the odds, destroys the shields which leads to the fall of the evil Galactic Empire
>is remembered as "Han Solo the Smuggler"
Bravo Disney
>>64372021
It is "dog eat dog world" you fagtard.
"doggy dog world" is something lazy niggers say because they're ignorant as fuck
>>64372344
>spend most of your life smuggling
>be known as a smuggler
sounds right to me
>>64372143
aw yeah nigga, smooth like a prism, p.i.m.p.ology
>make a point how the starkiller laser goes faster than the speed of light
>still show it going slowly as fuck on screen
>destroy a solar system at the other side of the galaxy 30s after nonetheless
>it shows up in the sky of a planet, which isnt possible unless it was in the same solar system that was destroyed in the first place
Yeah ok
>>64372344
Why is he still smuggling when he all those connections to the republic?
>>64372344
Finn knew him as a general. Nice try though
>>64372370
So Hitler should be known as a casual labourer and a painter?
>>64368102
Fuck, I never liked Hughsey 'til now
>>64372448
that was quick
>>64369949
sup mayobreath cumskin
>>64372448
Nobody said anything about SHOULD
I'm talking reality. People don't know him for those two events. If someone knows who he is, the odds are it's due to him being a smuggler.
>>64372448
Pretty sure he was a war hero during WW1 dude.
>>64372344
it was just sad seeing him fall back after all that instead of being some grizzled no-nonsense general upbeat family man. All for nothing.
(and fucksake, get a haircut Ford, you goddamn hippie)
>>64372401
Because he likes it.
>>64372448
you fuck one jewish sheep...
>>64371510
Luke was absolutely not a Gary Stu. He had flaws and struggled which made him more relatable. The fact that Rey was able to use her force powers so quickly pissed me off. Its bullshit. Someone will say "she's force sensitive" bullshit
>>64372517
Oh man I sure enjoy talking to kanjiclub.
>>64372532
it'd be fine... if she became a villain in the last act cause she'd be sheev tier if trained and a good challenge to the heroes
>>64372582
I never made a deal with kanjiklub
>>64372532
>Have the ability to use the force
>know what Jedi's do with the force
>try it out for yourself
>holy shit it worked
I don't see anything wrong here. It's like seeing someone swing a baseball bat, knowing you have that same ability. Then when you try it for yourself...magic
>>64371303
Nice child audience infallibility fallacy.
>>64369691
>slave leia
>no collar
goddamn it what's the point then
>>64372628
>I don't see anything wrong here
Only autists and women haters did
>>64372628
Sure, I've seen Karate. I'm sure if I gave it a go I could compete with a trained student and win like Rey did with Kylo Ren
THAT IS MUNDUS MILLENNIALIS! YOU'RE REI KOZ!
>>64369318
But she knows him for his smuggling. She clearly doesn't know much about the history of the Rebellion.
THIS IS A PIECE OF POLISHED WOODOO HIDE.
YOU'RE DARTH VADER!
>>64372628
it's bad storytelling in that it's something the protagonist pulls out of her ass when needed.
It'd be have good dramatic impact in another context but, as it is, it's quite empty and essentially a kid answering to scissors with "all might powerful lava that destroys scissors, paper and rock"
who cares that she defeated some guy that restrained her for 10 minutes
>>64368119
That boy's got the devil in him
THIS IS DART PLAGUEIS! YOU'RE "THE WAISE"!
