Can someone tell me what the point of the cartoon bear was? There were tons of more believable ways DiCaprio could have gotten his shit fucked.
Well, the story is about a man who was mauled by a bear. There would be a lot more people asking where the bear was if they had left that part out of the movie than people like you asking why it was in there.
Or didn't you make it that far in school?
>>64363125
Why did the bear have superspeed? Was a realistic bear attack just not compelling enough?
>>64363125
Ok sorry, I didn't know it was a "true story". That bear was fucking awful looking though.
Because its based off a true story? One that Innarritu ruined.
In real life he forgave and spared the folks that left him and on his road to recovery he attached a log full of maggots to his back to get rid of rotting ganggrenous flesh, something completely missing
>>64363196
>>64363226
Bears can move fastwhen they want to. I haven't seen the movie. Did they not include some "based on a true story" line at the start? That would've been a worthwhile 2 seconds of effort on the filmmakers' part.
>>64363226
Just like your mom when I saw her last night.
At least she was cheap. ;^}
>>64363283
>I haven't seen the movie.
That's clear. This bear had access to the speed force. It was not realistic in any way.
>>64363283
No, it's in the poster though.
>>64363311
Sick burn, bro.
>>64363275
So what there was no Tom Hardy character who killed his Injun son? Or was he such a cuck that he forgave someone killing his boy?
>>64363364
There was a Tom Hardy, there was no boy.
>>64363275but he did forgave Tom Hardy's character at the end. The injuns killed them
How the hell is Leo going to get an oscar for this? Even if he wasn't totally outshined by Hardy, he has hardly any dialogue and just spends the whole movie gurgling.
>>64363364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass
>>64363459
Leo felt really wasted tb.h
should have given the role to a lesser known actor, would have been a lot cheaper
>>64363452after he pushed him into a fucking river to be washed towards them
>>64363452
*him
>>64363452
*tree niggers
>>64363226
>>64362901
Translation:
>I used my 40 IQ points to conclude that the bear must have been CGI since they could not have used a real bear
>Therefore, even though I couldn't actually tell that the bear was CGI with my eyes, I will take advantage of the inherent subjectivity of the claim to say it looked like shit even though everyone knows I'm wrong and the bear actually looks impressively close to real
>I'm an average anti-CGI shitposter on 4chan and I'm not really even smart enough to be considered human. I am one of the people who has accidentally called a real set piece "bad CGI" before as part of my delusional, butthurt neckbeard crusade against CGI. I think the original Star Wars trilogy is something other than a shallow fantasy for 5 year olds and manchildren, and my arguments frequently include words like "practical effects," "heart," "soul," and "charm." I probably post on /pol/, like the rest of the people matching my intelligence do. Even my own family considers me a waste of oxygen.
>>64363507
i dont remember that. thoughthe was fleeing towards the river already
>>64363615
haha what
>>64363326
What're you the resident bear expert?
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of training Kodiaks and Grizzleys for circuses to impart a portion of your vast bear experience on us.
>>64362901
Wut?
Hollywood is able to create lifelike animals for a while now.
The shark in Kon-tiki, the tiger in Life of Pi, the Orangutan in Dawn of the planet of the apes and the bear in this movie are all on par.
The bear fight also had nice sound effects, with the muffled bone crushing of his hand and the breath of the bear.
>>64363459he won't.
>>64363615
>being this butthurt
Pic not related
>>64363865
See:
>>64363615
A tip off that you're dealing with one of these people is that they use words like "shit" or "cartoon" to describe great, expensive CGI. They deserve extreme pain and suffering, not responses.
>>64363830
I HAVE FREE TIME BECAUSE I WAS CRIPPLED BY A FUCKING BEAR, NIGGER.
It wasn't that fast.
>>64363920
do you work in CGI or something? I can't figure out why you're so pissed
I have nothing against CGI in general, by the way, the bear just looked really out of place and bad in this
>>64364005
Because you're an awful person and you're pretty common here. You retards deserve to be called out. You need to go back to your containment board where all of the pathologically deluded, lying retards belong.
>>>/pol/
>>64364005
The bear looked accurate.
>>64364060
It was 15-20mph too fast.
>>64363459
he won't. there is even less acting in this than in the wolf of wall street. the first 90 minutes are basically an extended quaalude scene but in the woods.
>>64364114
a grizzly bear can run at 30mph.
>>64363326
>>64363196
Grizzly bears can run up to 30 MPH and at no point during the movie does the bear even full sprint. It was about five yards away and cleared the distance in about three seconds. Seems believable to me.
>>64363196
Bears are fucking fast.
>>64364187
>>64364559
A grizzly can start going 30mph in the span of 2 yards, really?
Think before posting please. The bear was moving way too fast.
>>64364620
The point is that you're a fucking moron not a bear expert and the people who made this movie, due to having millions at their disposal for production (which includes, in this case, bear research), are definitely more of an authority on bears than you.
That and you're a huge faggot
>>64364736
why are you still in this thread, bro. you're seething with butthurt, it can't be healthy for you
>>64364864
you seem more butthurt tbqh familia
>>64364925
If u post again(anwhere in this thread) I'm rporting
>>64363998
prove it
also as someone who has actually dealt with bears before ( hunted some)
they can indeed move that fast
grizzlies are faster then others, and a momma bear in a frenzy to protect her cubs will fuck your shit up
there was not one unbelievable part of that bear attack,
bears are deceptivably fast, a bear could have easily closed that distance to him,
just in case you wanted the real story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l68rO6BPcG8
>>64364620
The bear ran five yards in three seconds... so it was only moving at 3.41 MPH...
You're fucking retarded.
>>64365026
this
The one time I saw a bear on foot I watched it run away, and glad it was running away. I think I would of been dead if it came after me. Bears are fucking scary.
>>64365026
That bear made a 4 meter gap in less than one second. How is that realistic?
Please don't distort the truth to support a point. Let's just objectively examine the evidence. That bear was moving way too fast.
>>64365181
that all of 8 mph.
>>64365181
A bear doesn't run on two legs, it runs on four legs and it is also bigger than a human. So two leaps is enough for it to move 4 meters.
>>64365236
Bears cannot move that fast in real life. A real grizzly takes 3-6 seconds to get up to 10mph speed. It can't just warp to its target as The Revenant depicts.
This film could have used some scientific advisors. I am available if anyone from Hollywood is reading.
Just as an example- a crocodile can outrun a horse briefly while on land.
>>64365312
It didn't warp you dumbass. you getting BTFO and your just pissed off.
Bears can go 13 meters per second. Yes, bears need to speed up. and I just checked the trailer. the bear is running full speed for a lot more then one second. So fuck off.
this thread is unbearable
>>64365584
>>64363615
You had me until you knocked Star Wars. Just why?
>>64365507
>I just checked the trailer
Watch the actual film. That bear is moving way too fast.
>>64364995
Oh, yeah, I heard you and your cousin killed a lot of wolverines in Canada, too, Napoleon.
>>64366209
Did you take out your tape measure on your alienware 15 inch screen to make sure?
>>64366247
you know bear huntings a thing right? a common thing?
it not even that dangerous as long as your not retarded.
>>64365584
this whole board is
>>64366331
The FBIDF is out in force tonight
>>64366100
but anon how else will we know hes a true patrician
after all he dislikes a popular film, that must mean he knows what he talking about right?
this is by far the most uninteresting and cringe inducing thread on the board rn. baka senpai
>>64366470
oh thank god you took the time to come in here and tell us that, you saved us thanks anon
>>64364620
confirmed for retard
>>64366500
dont you ever fucking reply to me again without contributing to the thread
>>64366538
I achieved perfect SAT scores. What were yours?
Bears cannot move as quickly as depicted in The Revenant and it's a natural fact.
>>64366100
The butthurt is strong with this one lord vader.
>>64366589
noice b8 m8
