qt coming over tonight. says she likes "film." "ya know, the classics"
What should I queue up?
>>64360264
Never fucking anvil THAT BUNNY.
John Wick
We need more context. For a normie "the classics" could mean blockbusters from the 90s.
>>64360317
She probably just means some dumb shit like the Lion King
Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks
The Phantom Menace
>>64360317
She told me she loves Big Fish and Stanley Kubrick. It was hard to get more out of her. I'm expecting her to be able to follow almost anything without subtitles.
>>64360264
by classics she meant pulp fiction or forrest gump
>>64360264
How old is she?
For a safe choice, classics could mean (but isn't only) Spielberg or Zemeckis flicks, stuff that is liked among young (around 20 years old) and older people (your mom).
You should try Apollo 13 OP, it's a really good movie but it seems forgotten so maybe your bitch didn't see it (if she's a pleb).
>>64360419
She is 24
Choose Oscar winners from the 80s and 90s
Dude, just put whatever on Netflix and then fuck her when she gets bored 20 minutes into the movie.
Stalker is always a hoot. Kids especially love it but I guess that won't help you.
>>64360381
Looks like a hipster gurl to me. You could try Sofia Coppola's flicks. Marie Antoinette is good for girls (from personal experience), and Lost in Translation is essential entry-level core (along with Kubrick).
>>64360264
American History X
>>64360381
>It was hard to get more out of her.
Because she'd exhausted her namedrops.
Play it safe and get a film from the 90s. Not a cartoon because it'll make you seem too adolescent.
You're working with a pleb here. Try a film like 'Pleasantville'. It's black and white through most of it and has that 50s feel so it seems older without it actually being older - and it never gets too emotional heavy.
Plus it's a chick flick that is pretty decent so you won't suffer too much and she'll probably really like it if she hasn't seen it.
>>64360381
Just put on Barry Lyndon senpai
put on tie xi qu and insist she sits through the whole thing with you. order takeout at first. later in the night, offer her uncooked rice
I'm afraid she has seen all of these. Pleasantville seems like a good choice. I was going to put on Charade. Seem like a good idea?
South Pacific Bali Ha'i
color version if possible
>>64360381
do The Shining. it's kubrick and horror movies are good to watch with bitches. it's a safe option if she was just talking out of her ass
Miami Connection
>>64360791
Charade is good fun, nice choice
>>64360264
only right answer
pussy garunteed
>>64360264
sounds like a stupid bitch if I'm being honest
just put on some stupid shit and force her head to your crotch
Chinatown.
Then you can casually ask: do you have a daughter/sister too?
A Clockwork Orange is guaranteed pussy.
I don't even like this movie.
Have your main choice ready to go, but have three separate horror movies ready to go behind it. Ask if she'd like a horror instead of your main pick and if she says yes you're good to go.
Horror always works best in these situations. Just make sure it's a slasher. Not a psychological horror.
>>64360264
> describing a film as a "classic"
do plebs not realize how stupid they sound when they say this?
omg guys come of it!
ima grill and love it when a guy makes a strong decision. and who knows?? maybe pick a movie with an intermission hehe
I usually go with Beck. There's a few movies and like 5 seasons so the girls are always coming back for more.
>>64361166
do you not realize how desperate your navel-gazing seems when you post this?
plebs say pleb shit. we know.
>>64360264
tell her to bring the movie she likes the most.
>>64360264
This is when you pull out 'some like it hot'
>>64361068
Dude this. I had a girl/pleb come over, put that shit, fuck halfway through the movie, and then she asked to rewind to were we left over.
And you can pretend to be smart by pointing out all those retarded theories "durr it was all a conspiracy humans were bad all along".
>>64360381
watch die hard
>>64361292
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64361132
This anon knows.
They need an excuse to wrap themselves around you and horror will do that.
Unless she's an actualy patrician and just interprets emotions in her mind before reaction in which case you're way out of your league and you should prepare a written essay on each of the possible films you are to show her.
>>64361166
why? if music and books can have "classics" so can the movies. its a meaningless thing but still
>>64361376
lol wow i expected to hit a nerve not take an axe to a fucking artery
calm yourself
>>64361376
kek.where do you think you are?
>>64361444
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to thethread.
>>64360264
When I bring bitches over I only do Bill Murray films
Bitches regardless of social stance love Murray
Holy shit. Why do you people treat girls like the others or some shit. Just pick something. If I was nervous and on the spot I would probably say "classics" too.
Christian Bale Collection (Empire of the Sun, The Machinist and American Psycho).
It's great because you can spend hours afterwards discussing all the connections and character crossovers.
>>64361559
>not listing his magnum opus
>>64361522
>Why do you people treat girls like the others or some shit.
Confirmed girl or naive.
>>64361602
That one is only connected by Christian though so it doesn't mesh well with the others.
>>64361376
I like this meme
The Night Of The Hunter
>>64360264
TRIUMPH
OF
THE
WILL
>>64360264
Is it possible that she found out you like films more than average person?
She might be just saying she likes films just to have something in common with you.
Just pull some film from the fedora core list and impress her with your patrician taste.
>>64361068
>action for entertainment
>horror for cuddles
>sexy scene to initiate seksy teim
You would be a fool not to choose based Rico.
>>64361889
Definitely a classic...
>>64360264
lesbian porn
Sounds like she wants to watch some netflix and chill for a bit
>>64361889
THIS
>>64360419
>(your mom)
Why did this make me laff
>>64360514
This is the only correct answer.
Demolition Man will get her nice and wet.
>>64360264
casablanca
>>64360264
Network
The Third Man
Brain Damage (aka Elmer)
Miracle Mile
Chinatown
The French Connection
Bad Lieutenant
>>64360381
The Shining.
>>64360381
Educate her you stupid faggot, watch the plane scene on repeat.
>>64363775
>Bad Lieutenant
Yeah she'll probably like it when the bad lieutenant jerks off to those teenage girls in the car.... Really get her in the mood for some loving.
>>64361292
>implying you wouldn't gaze at Padmé's navel all day
>>64360264
1st date?
clerks.. hands down clerks.
watch her face when they get to the part where the girl admists she sucked 37 dicks.
>>64360264
Eyes wide shut m8, ain't even a question. She gets some Tom Cruise eyecandy, conspiracies and sex.
>>64364304
>Tom Cruise eye candy
The goal is to score, not get cucked by a movie star.
>>64364452
he gets cucked constantly in that movie anyway
>>64364304
F A T
>>64364606
G A Y
>>64360933
>watch a movie with a potential lay about a guy who stops fucking his partner and instead hunts her around a house trying to brutally murder her
>>64364740
POTATO
>>64364740
