Did Dale ever find out?
>>64359897
Find out you're gay? Yes, it's universally known even in cartoon worlds.
Don't think so
Deep down he knew, but he just didn't care. A true cuck.
>>64360174
HUE HUE HUE
>>64360260
Spoken like a true gay.
>>64359897
he knew the whole time, but Nancy was the provider of the family to he let it slide.
Better question: did Bobby ever figure out that Bill was his real father?
- they look the same
- hank's narrow urethra
- bill's obsession with peggy
>>64360309
Did you even watch the show? Yes, he finds out.
>>64360309
Woah.
When will Uno Farto direct a live-action KotH film?
>Dale being a cuckold
>Peggy's feet
>that one episode where Bobby idolizes a black comedian
All the elements are there
>>64360309
Bobby looks like Cotton. Cotton raped Peggy, that's why she hates him so much.
>>64360309
Anyone got that old copy pasta "lost episode" where Bill murders the Hill family and rapes bobby?
>>64360562
Reddit has got ya covered good buddy
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/27m1zs/king_of_the_hill_lost_episode/
>>64360684
> browsing reddit
go fuck yourself you faggot cuck. you can come back here after you've grown up
>>64360836
But reddit has the content you were looking for - therefore, by extension, you are a redditor.
>>64360836
>2016
>unironically not browsing reddit
Shiggy diggy my niggy
>>64360684
thanks
>>64360684
That's not the right story at all
The whole point of Dale is that he is paranoid and yet his wife cheat on him and have another man's kid right under his nose.
>>64360562
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Tug/McXtDZp/13
Here you go, friend
Bill stood there on his front lawn, 12:43 a.m., 14 cans of beer deep, staring over at the Hill's house. Before, he had been too scared, too apprehensive to do it. But now, he knew there was no turning back. He walked into the Hill's living room, the smell, so sweet, so clean, he could smell just how awful he smelled in contrast to the Hill's beautiful home. He sat there, too afraid to move for a moment, then he gripped himself together, and walked down the hall. He went over to Bobby's room, "The Piglet" as he called him in his fantasies of having a child. He stood there, watching him sleep, and then slowly walked to his bedside, and stood there watching the Piglet in his deep sleep. He then sat down on top of him, and covered his mouth. The Piglet tried to scream, and wriggle free, but he was no match for Bill's massive girth. He sat there, slowly watching as he squeezed the life from the Piglet's throat, watching as he made his last, desperate struggle to live as Bill held him close to his body. The Piglet suddenly went limp. Bill released his grip on him, and looked at what he had done to the piglet. He realized that he had an erection, and almost ejaculated in his pants. He sat there, and slowly removed the pants from the Piglet's pudgy body. He unbuckled his belt, and forgot all his humanity. He began to thrust his PENIS into the Piglet's limp, lifeless, body, the smell of feces and sweat in the air as blood came out with each thrust. He then slowly watched as semen and blood spilled out from the Piglet's anus. He sat there and giggled silently, "Goodnight, Bobby", as he tucked the dead, violated body in. He then went back into the living room. The overwhelming fear of what Bill had just done suddenly dawned upon him. He vomited on the Hill's living room carpet. He suddenly worked up his courage again as he realized there was no turning back now. He pulled down his pants and..
>>64361677
...allowed his bowels to release all over the Hill's carpet. The smell was horrendous. He then walked into the Hill's garage and grabbed Hank's favorite hammer. He walked back down the hall and into Hank and Peggy's room. Rage over came him. Why did Hank have a beautiful wife, and a great life? He struck down upon his once best friend's head with the hammer. He heard Hank shout in pain as he struck him again and again, blood seeping out from his cracked skull. He then dropped the hammer and turned his attention to Peggy, who sat there agape in horror. He walked over and told Peggy not to scream as he unbuckled his pants once more. As Peggy sat there crying and scared, he grabbed her by the head and thrust his PENIS into her mouth. The smell of Bill's horrible body odor made her vomit. He relished as Peggy's warm tears ran down her face and onto his body. After forcefully thrusting his PENIS in and out, Bill stood there smiling as he pulled out his PENIS, still soaked with the blood and feces of her son, and ejaculated on her face. She sat there crying as Bill picked up the lamp, and bashed her over the skull with it. Hank laid there still moaning with pain as Bill walked back into the Hill's garage. He took the gasoline canister and began to douse all rooms in the house with gasoline. He called 911 to report a fire, and cracked a new beer as he sat down on the Hill's couch, struck a match, threw it behind him, and smiled as he said "I'm King of the Hill now!"
>>64359897
No, he was the purest character in the show, he believed John Redcorn to be gay and loved Nancy with all his heart and believed she would never betray his trust, his subconscious does suspect it though as shown in "Vision Quest"
>>64362001
https://youtu.be/EJsyVn06ujY
>>64361677
>>64361766
Why is penis always in all-caps?
>>64361766
The version I remember was longer. It resolved Hank's narrow urethra once and for all
>>64362119
Dom back when 4chan filtered penis vagina and buttsex to colored all caps times new roman
