>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>villain : "aren't you going to get that ?"
name one movie where this happens
>>64353535
name ONE movie where this happens. protip: you can't because you're a trolling shitposter
>>64353561
>>64353570
from russia with love
>movie has characters in it
Fuck that shit
>>64353561
>>64353570
the kremlin letter (1970)
>>64353561
>>64353570
skyfall
>>64353535
dumb frogposter
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
every. fucking. time
>scene in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
>character finds out villain's secret
>becomes nervous very obviously and says he has to leave instead of just doing whatever the fuck they were doing as to not arise suspicion
>>64353757
Name one fucking movie where this happens. Actually, name one occasion this actually happened ever. You can't.
>"You're off the case!"
>continue to work and solve the case anyways with no repercussions.
>>64353882
If anything it just makes them even more determined!
>nerdy character walking through a high school locker hall
>girl says hi
>nerdy main character responds
>she was actually talking to someone else
>>64353880
The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>>64353992
>nerdy character gets the 9/10 chick at the end
>""""""comedy""""""" movie
>I'll never do ____ again!
>next scene is character doing ____ again
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>64353992
that happened to me irl once in my formative years. now i ignore people by default even if it's really likely they're talking to me
>>64353757
>Main character is walking down the street.
>A man with an Pepe comes over to him.
>"Hello, would you like this Pepe?"
>"I have too many Pepes as it is!"
>"When will I be rid of this Pepe?!"
>MFW
>>64353992
>"See that guy? That was me"
>>64354029
Fuck yourself I actually checked
>>64354060
kek
>>64354029
This is cinema. He asked for movie.
>>64353992
>mfw that happened to me once
>>64354059
>>64354136
happens to literally everyone senpaitachi
>>64354133
Anvils (2004) (remake)
>>64353535
>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>don't answer that, a rhetorical question
>>64353791
>scene in some asian whatever country
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxMqkssHD2M
>>64354403
>spy character is with villain
>phone rings
>don't answer that, a rhetorical question
>spy character picks up anyway
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>>64354029
>>64353757
thanks for the laughs
>>64354029
TOP KEK
>Buddy cop movie
>It's a main character's last day before retirement
>>64354029
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>>64353561
Not a movie, but this happened word-for-word in The Man in the High Castle.
>movie tropes thread
>frogs are posted
>>64353791
>scene in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
>see character walking down the street
>bonjour, aimeriez-vous cette enclume?
>"i ai trop enclumes comme il est!"
>"Quand vais-je me débarrasser de cette enclume?!"
>Guy is in bar
>Cute girl starts talking to him
>They stop talking and state at each other
>Guy blacks out and comes back to consciousness mid coitus with girl
>He throws her off the bed and asks what happened
>character is alone
>somebody else starts talking even though there is no one in the room with them
>it's dialogue from the next scene that we haven't cut to yet
>>64354651
>Guy is in bar
>Cute girl starts talking to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>64354677
Hate this.
>>64354705
>read this post
>phone starts ringing
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
when will it end?
>>64354677
>character is alone
>somebody else starts talking even though there is no one in the room with them
>it's dialogue from the next scene that we haven't cut to yet
>it cuts to a scene of a man trying to bargain off an anvil to another man
>>64354705
trying too hard
>>64354497
>>64354029
kek
>>64354777
>he gets offered a free anvil
>he still doesn't take it
WHY. DOES. IT. KEEP. HAPPENING
>>64354705
could this be the birth of an epic new meme?
>character calls someone
>"hey, it's me"
>>64353561
scarface
>>64354641
KEK
>>64353535
>>spy character is with villain
>>phone rings
>>villain : "aren't you going to get that ?"
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>64354839
This is literally fucking reddit. Fuck off with your anvils for fuck sake.
>>64354901
>he still doesn't want it
when will I get rid of this anvil!?
I am laughing much harder than I should be at this.
>Army or not character must realize he is doomed
>"Oh I don't think so"
End it now!
>>64354029
Fugging kek
>character walks down the street
>accordion music starts playing
>he thinks its weird because hes not in paris
>recognizes his old classmate from highschool
>asks him if he wants to get coffee to catch up
>other guy says no thanks because he has to go home, get on his ipad and frogpost movie tropes on an anime websites television and film board.
>>64354948
go back to reddit, imgur, pinterest, tumblr, twitter etc
>>64353791
>scene in Paris
>nobody is shot
>>64354929
lel
>>64355019
>character walks down the street
>accordion music starts playing
>he thinks its weird because hes not in paris
>recognizes his old classmate from highschool
>asks him if he wants to get coffee to catch up
>other guy says no thanks because he is busy trying to bargain off his anvil to unsuspecting citizens who also happen to have too many anvils as it is
>horror flick
>female babysitter sits in front of tv
>suddenly there's a knock on the door
>it's her boyfriend
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>she actually takes one of the anvils
>>64354777
>scene where two characters are talking on the phone
>one character sees the other character without them knowing
>"get some rest, you look tired"
>BWREEE BWREEE
>main character is at a stripclub
>he's a cop and is discussing the case with someone
>stripper asks him if he wants the special
>phone starts ringing
>"hold on, sweetey I gotta take this"
>cop answers
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>PERMISSION DENIED
>character types some more
>OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL
>>64355209
name two kinos, one flick and one movie where this happens
>character struggles a lot to reach a goal
>minor setback, he gives up
>character is angry/sad and talks about he's a failure or similar
>character is however convinced to not give up
>he agrees
>>64355260
Bournadette's persona
>character is sheev
>forces throws an anvil
>from our perspective the anvil is wrong
>anvil crashes a plane (with no survives)
when we will be rid
if you don't reply to this post, you're mother will be blacked tonight
>>64355274
>character with anvil struggles to reach his goal of bargaining off his anvil
>minor setback, people are not ridding him of his anvil, he gives up
>character is angry/sad and talks about how he's a failure or similar
>character is convinced not to give up
>he agrees
>>64355319
from my perspective he accepts the anvil
@64355334
cucktino get out
>team of engineers is faced with problem of reducing the amount of anvils on the planet
>"There are way too many anvils as it is! We need at least 3 months for this project"
>"You have two weeks"
>"We'll be ready in one"
>>64355336
>Character has an animal companion that is not a dog
>It acts like a dog
>>64355152
>tv
>female babysitter sits in front of me
>suddenly there's a knock on the door
>it's an anvil
>"hello, would you like this bf!"
>"i have too many bfs as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this bf!"
>she actually takes one of the bfs
>>64355401
>You got a plan B?!?
>That WAS plan B!
>What's plan C?!
>phone rings
>hello would you like this anvil
Seriously what the fuck
>>64355319
>character is sheev
>forces throws an anvil
>from our perspective the anvil is wrong
>anvil crashes a plane (with no survives)
>anvil has to eat the bodies of dead passengers to survive
>anvil ventures forward to try and locate civilization
>man gets a knock on his door months later
>police officer takes off his hat
>morning officer, what can I do for.you
>I'm sorry sir, your anvil is kill
>no
>character seen getting burried by a giant pile of anvils
>right before he gets hit the movie freezes
>"So, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation."
>coen brothers movie
>no nignogs anywhere with any speaking roles
>jews everywhere
>cute dialog
Everytime
>>64355420
>>Character has an animal companion that is not a dog
>acts like an anvil
>kids leaving high school
>yep, that's me
>zooms in on jock
>NO NO NO! That's me!
>cuts to an anvil
>set up a public screening of famous anvil movie
>give away a free anvil to every customer
>mfw i got rid of all my anvils in one night
>>64355362
what
>giant anvil in space
>Morgan Freeman delivers impassioned speech
>we will blow up anvil guys
>blow anvil in half
>everybody kill
>Frodo gets some puss
>but rearly he wishes he was inside the anvil
>blacksmith flick
>it aint anvil starts playing
>brendan fraser walks into barber shop and just sits down
>barber starts fucking his shit up without being asked
>intelligent side character uses extremely simple technical words in a coherent manner to explain something
>"cool" side character replies "In English, doc?"
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>"cool" character goes "Ohhhh, why didn't you say so earlier?"
>crowded middle eastern market
>jew character trying to pass off an anvil as a table
>the aircraft is too heavy
>have to start throwing the anvils out to stay airborne
In all ways but physical, I am an anvil
>clangs internally
>sci-fi film depicting the dawn of man
>it's a bunch of monkeys walking around a black anvil
>>64355496
>coen brothers movie
>no anvils anywhere with any speaking roles
>horseshoers everywhere
>cute dialogue
>movie set in medieval town
>you can hear hammers smashing on anvils in the background
LITERALLY EVERYTIME
>>64355705
>>64355638
fucking hell
>main character lost in the desert
>sees an oasis in the distance
>runs up to it, no water, only anvils
>I have too many anvils as it is
>oasis: when will I be rid of these anvils
>brendan fraser plays a piece of tin
>doesn't get his buckles hammered out on an anvil
why the fuck would anyone watch this
>you guys are from Budapest?
>yeah, I'm buda, he's anvil
>do you want this anvil by the way?
WHEN WILL THEY STOP
>it's a nuclear missile sub is cut off from communications and debating whether to launch or not movie
>emergency message comes through
>everyone is sitting in silence sweating as they wait for the message to process
>'hello, would you like to buy an anvil?'
I think I just had a minor stroke from this thread
>>64354403
>Main character is a Payne in the butt
>first new meme of 2016 is anvilposting
i expected better
>republic anvils will do fine
>NO THEY WONT
>how am I EVER going to get rid of these anvils?!
>>64355870
>have dyslexia
>go and see alvin and the chipmunks with my wifes son
>it's fucking anvil and the chipmunks
WHEN WILL IT END
>have dyslexia
>finally see a flick that looks interesting
>disappointed by the film
>film where characters are investigating someplace for a monster or w/e
>"Where did it go?"
>one of them looks around, pauses then says
>"It never left! Run!"
>le epic stoner protagonist (played by Seth Rogen) sets out to buy new weed
>meets with dealer
>whispers "Ey, you got what I want?"
>"hello, would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>>64355956
>>64355936
jesus fuck
>american submarine is frantically deliberating whether or not they should torpedo the Russian submarine they've been chasing
>captain gets the amazing idea to try to communicate with the Russian sub by periscope lights and Morse code
>gets a message back asking if he'd be interested in buying an anvil
>>64355020
>I laughed harder than I should of
>funny
Never been to that site but my word does that small grammar mistake irk me every time
>cuts red wire
>clock speeds up
>cuts blue wire with 2 seconds left
>anvils
>the killer was an anvil
Saw it coming a mile off
>>64355961
>film where characters are investigating a blacksmiths for an anvil or w/e
>"Where did it go?"
>one of them looks around, pauses then says
>"It was never rid! run!"
>Vietnam movie/scene
>it ain't me starts playing
>you want the truth
>YOU CANT ANVIL THE TRUTH
>>64356045
name 14 films, 23 movies, 1 flick, 7 pieces of cinema, and 39 kinos where this happens
>Lucas flick
>CGI anvil
>>64356045
name 14 ironworks, 23 forges, 1 grand forge, 7 goldsmiths and 39 blacksmiths where this happens
>>64355705
HOLY KEK
>>64356126
>someone in the theater asks "what anvil videogame is this?"
>It's a happy madison kino
>After Adam is done whipping minorities and jerking himself off, we cut to a grainy shot of Kevin James shitting an anvil out of his plump asshole
>"I like it when they call me big papi!"
>>64356032
Yeah considering no one wanted the anvil and they only found blood on it
>Watching Warcraft movie
>Orc hitting a sword on an anvil
>mfw its steeler than steel
>protagonist complainging about boss/leader/etc around his friends
>suddenly his friends come to a halt and make frantic gestures
>"he's right behind me isn't he."
>turns around
>it's an anvil salesman
>>64354777
name 50 flicks from the last 3 years where this happens
I haven't laughed this good in a while. Thanks boys
>what would happen if I removed the anvil? Would you die?
>It would be very painful
>your a big anvil
>FOR YOU
>>64356536
>first anvil to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
>anvil is silent
>he didn't fly so good!
>the anvil falls and crushes someone
Typical. Fucking typical
>"I was going to pay it back"
>"TELL THAT TO GANJAKLUB"
why does this happen every single time?
>>64353561
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>64356536
Name 8000 Cineramas where this happens
>it's a seinfeld episode where jerry received an anvil and tries to pass it on to someone else
>lord of the rings movie
>frodo doesnt fly the anvil to mordor
>maybe hes wondering why a man would shoot an anvil... before THROWING IT OUT OF A PLANE
>millions of shitty trope threads
>get 404'd
>thread is good
>is 404'd just the same
>>64355860
Anvil pottery
30000 hours in paint
>>64353561
Dead Poets Society
>>64356799
9 years later and he still in those movies
JUST
>>64356190
Lold
>space movie
>"Houston, we have an anvil"
>parody of Godfather
>in room with the blinds semi-covering the windows
>unlikable side character facing the window, talking to the protagonist
>"i'll make you an offer you can't refuse."
>"would you like an anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>>64356799
kok
I hate this meme but I'm glad I saw this thread so I'll understand it when it gets referenced
>a character comes out as gay
>next scene is him taking it in the ass
>vile, vile stuff is shown under the pretext of being gay-friendly
>i literally cannot watch the movie anymore with all the gross buttfucking involved
>lasts for twenty bloody minutes
>saying the movie sucks for any reason is considered hateful, homophobic and sexist
>mfw i realise what they were fucking on
>>64353561
Damn. You got called the fuck out on this one.
>lonely nerd character reads post in a tropes thread on a bhutanese ASCII platform
>starts to read another one
>no anvils mentioned
I fucking hate that one
>samefag trying to force his shit meme thread
>>64357006
I'm pretty sure that wasn't a movie
>>64353757
Is anvilposting the new maymay of '16?
>>64353992
>school over
>walked out of the building
>I was the only one there because almost everyone left early and a few stayed
>hear a girl say hi
>about to turn around and say hi back
>right before saying it I realized she was on the phone
close call
>>64357188
i fucking hope not for fuck sake.
>>64353757
Look what you've done.
>>64357241
i fucking hope not for fuck sake.
i have too many anvils as it is!
FTFY
>CAN'T? OR WON'T!?
How does this blatantly cliche line still get used all the time?
Wow, 1 day into the new year and we already have a dank new meme! XD
>>64357443
Hi, Reddit!
>>64357426
name one movie where it gets used
>>64357489
Hi, Reddit!
>>64353561
when will this meme end
>>64357489
Hello Reddit! Would you like this anvil?
>>64357426
Name 3 blockbusters, 14 pornos, 97 flicks, and 33 youtube videos where this is used or you're full of shit
>>64357671
Name one traitor where this hello reddit!
>>64357375
>>64355936
holy shit
quality thread
>>64354059
my teacher did this to me once.
He asked class question, I put up my arm, he looks in my direction and says "alright".
Someone behind me started talking before I could finish my first word and then I remembered his epic joke from before.
Something along the lines like "Do you prefer Liz?", "I'm alright".
>>64357832
What the fuck I read all of this and expected an Anvil punchline but it never came.
>>64357832
my blacksmith did this to me once.
He asked apprentices question, I put up my arm, he looks in my direction and says "anvil".
Someone behind me started hammering before I could finish my first word and then I remembered his epic joke from before.
Something along the lines like "Do you prefer Liz?", "I'm anvil".
>>64357006
underrated
>>64355759
all me t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m ͏
>>64357936
>girl does something manly
>"I had 4 brothers" or "My dad wanted a son"
>>64357507
I can't name one off the top of my head, but I just saw it yesterday in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and it's also used in Archer
>an anvil is getting on a plane
>guy in charge says he doesn't get to bring friends
>>64358246
STOP
>>64358246
This isn't a trope, this is how most females are raised if they are surrounded by anvils from a young age.
>>64358246
>girl forges a sword
>"I had 4 anvils or "My dad wanted a blacksmith"
>>64357936
>hundreds of awesome Kanjiklub threads
>404d instantly
>shitty anvil thread
>253 likes
>>64358611
>likes
>>64353757
The one that started it all.
>>64357936
KEK
>>64353535
>main character is about to be shot by the bad guy
>gunshot
>Main character turns around to see that his friend shot the bad guy
>Friend says "hello would like this anvil"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>driving scene
>one of the characters look in the mirror and sees a car behind them
>"I think we're being followed"
>>64353757
>>64358895
>driving scene
>one of the characters look in the mirror and sees an anvil behind them
>"when will i be rid of this anvil?!"
>>64358895
Name 7500 kinomatographs where this happened.
>>64359107
>Hardie Hole
I never knew anvils were this fun
>disaster movie in USA
>features the Statue of Liberty being destroyed
>>64355759
Don't ever fucking reply to me again if you're not going to contribute to the thread.
>>64359107
censor that!
>>64359107
SPOILER
>>64359195
>disaster movie in blacksmiths workshop
>features the anvil being destroyed
>>64359278
blasphemy!
>>64353561
BTFO
>romcom flick
>the male protagonist gets cucked by an anvil
EVERY
TIME
>go to /tv/ to find a film to watch
>end up laughing my ass off at dank shitposting
every.fucking.time.
>>64359409
>go to /tv/ to find a film to watch
Name me one time anyone on this fucking board has every done that
>go to movies
>Jews pushing interanvil relationships
Every. Fucking. Time
>The actor who always plays bad guys is playing a good guy
>Turns out he's actually a bad guy who betrays the good guys
>Turns out he's an anvil too
>>64358656
anvils*
>"Hey! You can't do that!"
>film with something abnormal happning in the beginning
>homeless drunk is the first to witness this
>looks at his booze
>shrugs
>continues drinking
>>64354948
Me too to be honest famila
>2015 + another 1
>not taking your anvil to the theater to bypass NSP
makes for a descent seat so you can have a completely unobstructed view over the plebians
>>64359809
>film with something abnormal happening in the beginning
>blacksmith is the first to witness this
>looks at his anvil
>shrugs
>continues smithing
>main character is presented with a challenge
>he wins
played out trope desu senpai
>>64359932
>blacksmith is presented with an anvil
>he smiths
played out trope desu senpai
>>64355483
Kek
>>64353757
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>it ain't me starts playing
>>64359957
why can't it be a she? fuck the patriarchy desu senpai
>>64355540
Tip top lel
>80s romantic flick
>female find out the male lead was lying the whole time
>starts running away
>male character yells her name but she keeps running
>turn around bright eyes starts playing
>>64360064
>80s romantic flick
>female finds out the male lead was an anvil the whole time
>starts running away
>male character yells her name but she keeps running
>turn around bright sparks starts playing
The first day of the new year, already a gem of a thread.
>hacking scene
>screen filled with fast scrolling binary and huge text telling the status of the hacking
>War movie
>Gets blasted/shell shocked
>Everything goes slow-mo
>>64360320
>all sounds gets muffled and a high pitch sound appears
>>64360320
>anvil movie
>gets hammered/smith shocked
>everything goes slow-mo
>>64360577
>>all sounds gets muffled and a high pitch sound appears
>>64354446
>white overweight sidekick character in asian country starts a fight with locals
>this starts to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
>>64353876
no frog, didn't read
wow nice meme guys XD
>>64353876
>character finds out villain is an anvil
>becomes nervous very obviously and says he has to smith instead of just doing whatever the fuck they were doing as to not arise suspicion
>>64355420
>Character has a smithing companion that is not an anvil
>It acts like an anvil
>"I'll call you back"
>CIA men trying to hack their way into the system
>"it's impossible"
>nerdy guy with glasses approaches
>*tap tap tap tap tap*
>"I'm in"
>yfw the code was "anvil"
>Foreign film
>Set in the mountains of the Alps
>Knock on the door
>It's a sexy French man
>"Bonjour mademoiselle, would you like of of my anvils?"
>"Non"
JUST
>character trying to eavesdrop something behind the door
>door opens and hits him
>>64361933
>plot twist
>anvil falls from above
>>64355936
good job faggot
>tfw the protagonists need to put a broken sword back together
>YOU CAN HAVE ANY ANVIL YOU WANT
>AS LONG AS IT'S A CORONA
What did Dom even mean by this?
>ctrl + f anvil
>147 results
Christ, this fag is really determined.
>>64354029
Tell that to Kanjanvil
>>64354403
i don't get it
what the fuck is all this anvil shit
>>64359107
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>64356345
lel
>you and what army?
>this army!
>>64353757
Posting for meme history =^}
>>64353561
True Detective season 2
>>64354029
Lel
>>64354677
Can somebody please explain that the fuck is happening in this picture
>>64363296
My guess is that pepe's so angry that he's shaking. As a result of this the popcorn becomes airborne.
>>64363296
>>64363480
His mouth is open. He is trying to throw all the popcorn and catch it in his mouth.
>>64353757
why would you do this
>>64363135
>you and what anvil?
>THIS ANVIL
every time.
>>64363748
What a poor attempth that is then. He should be faced upwards to simply it by making the popcorn fall into his mouth rather catching it when it's directly ahead of him.
