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The two biggest Mary Sue ships of their respective franchises - who wins? Assume each is piloted by their most Mary Sue pilots, Han Solo and Picard.
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You've never watched a single Star Trek episode if you assume Picard is at the helm.
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>>64353294
Ent D gets Rekt in the movies though. In fact it was so bad the scrapped the ship and gave picard a new one.

Falcon is the real Sue
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>>64353294
Enterprise:
--shields
--photon torpedoes
--later on the federation gets quantum torpedoes that'll take out a Borg ship in a single hit
--phasers that disintegrate
--transporters


Aluminum Falcon:
--lasers that point either up or down to cover the top and bottom
--like an italian car: faster than shit, but unreliable as fuck and always breaking down

The winner's obvious.
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Replace the star destroyer with the falcon
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>>64353294
You cannot have a single Trek movie without an enterprise blowing up.
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>>64353294
You just love abusing that word
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>>64353294
no matter how much I;d love the Falcon to win, they're not even in the same class of ship so the enterprise wins.

>Falcon doesn't have hundreds of X-wings to back it up
>Enterprise doesn't have a huge exhaust port the Falcon can try to exploit.
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>>64353294
these are not even in the same size/category you dungus
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>>64353294
Only normies pit the Enterprise against the Falcon, because normies don't know jack shit. Fuck off back to reddit
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>>64353294
>picard
>pilot
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>>64353543
Fucking this

Lasers cannot get through the standard shit Trek ships have on all the time. If they turn on the shields then there is fuckall a Wars ship can do about it.
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>>64353735
Only a cuck would pit anything else together. Back to /r/cuckold with you.
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>>64353834
>fuckall can be done

Can you warp crash kamikaze into the enterprise as strategy?
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