Credits WILL do fine.
>>64351338
Fuck off
>>64351368
If you ever reply to me again I will fucking kill you
>>64351338
Doesn't work on Jews
>>64351402
How's that neckbeard? Growing fine?
>>64351467
That's it. You're dead.
euuhhh no credits
>>64351338
How did Lucas get away with such a toxic charicature of "The Jew"? It's like something out of a third reich textbook
Is fraud an ancient Jedi tradition, or was Qui Gon "special"?
>>64351519
That hurts
>>64351595
Neesons has a certain set of skillz
>>64351338
THIS IS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
I CANT BELIEVE LUCAS WOULD RETCON HOW THE FORCE WORKS SO QUI GON CAN DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL
Sound familiar, /tv/cucks?
Why are Watto's species immune to force tricks?
>>64351587
Seems more Armenian to me.
>>64351587
Is Lucid the most redpilled film director?
>>64351595
Bad! BAD! Untermensch! Kike-lover! Don't you see? It's this JEW! THIS JEW IS THE PROBLEM! The white man was just defending himself, as is his duty! OFF TO THE OVEN WITH YOU!
>>64351338
As in the credits of the movie? Couldn't come quick enough.
Quality thread guys, could use some doubling up
Do you think either of them got a chance to fuck Shmi? She strikes me as a BBC slut desu
>>64351786
no tricks, only money
>>64351786
Merchant powers
>>64351786
So there can be tension and struggle in the story.
>>64351587
He was an independent filmmaker, not a tamed lapdog like JJ.
>>64351786
>Why are Watto's species immune to force tricks?
force tricks only work on the weak willed, Watto just has a jedi crushing will to jew everybody out of their credits
>>64351587
Is it too problematic for you???
>>64352006
No, Shmi could only ever be with Maimen.
>>64351786
Watto is a shrewd business man, and has a lot of mental strength. Two, Qui Gon was using the force for less than righteous means, and it was less effective.
>>64351690
What? That's exactly how it works, Obi-Wan did the same thing in ANH and he explained that it only works on the weak-minded.
>>64351786
Watto is Jar Jar's Sith apprentice
If Qui-Gon was perfectly willing to rob Watto, why not just trying to force a trade with anybody else on that planet for the currency he needs.
>>64352328
Because Lucas came up with the script while driving to the movie set
Why would he leave a woman in slavery?
If you're going to rip off an alien heeb for parts why wouldn't you do the same to help an innocent woman?
>>64352357
They are in the future, they defeated SJWs.
It's a doggy dog world out there.
You now realize that all along, watto (waito) was the white man and qui-gon was the chinese jew (don't worry gwailo, the credits will be fine, hehehehehe!)
>>64352408
>A long time ago...
I will tighten those credits.
>>64351786
It would ruin the balance of the game if you could get discounts on all the good gear, so they made merchants immune to mind tricks
>>64351786
He was tricked into playing a game of dice with a man who can move objects with his mind.
>>64352328
Because Watto is a jew so it's funny to take their money
>>64352125
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.
>"I'm a toydarian, your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me!"
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Toydarian
>Toydarians were a sentient, winged species from the planet Toydaria. In addition to their ability to fly, Toydarians were physically defined by their long snouts and webbed feet, and could resist mental manipulation from the Force. During the Clone Wars, the Toydarians were ruled by King Katuunko. The Toydarians were, for a time, neutral during the Clone Wars, before eventually siding with the Galactic Republic.
The ENTIRE race is resistant to the Force.
And yes, everything in that link is canon.
>>64352501
That's on comparison with the prequels, a long time ago refers to pre-Vader times, not our times.
>>64351338
>Jedi Master needs to physically move his hand when using a mind trick
>MaRey Sue can do it as a padawan without having to wave her hand
>>64352606
So could Obi-Wan you cuck.
>You will go home and rethink your life.
>>64351338
His eyes are nowhere near Watto.
It's going to take a century to find all the flaws in the prequels
Still miss George?
>credits
>>64351608
Expect us
>>64351786
>Jedi master embarrassed by space jew
Qui-gon confirmed for shit jedi
>>64351690
Except Luke uses a mind trick to gain an audience with Jabaa and then trys to mind trick him to give up his property you waifu cukboi.
>>64352636
Except he did the wave thing.
Watch the movies before trying to defend Marey Sue senpai.
>>64352572
Does this Toyline race have any jedi? I bet they'd be pretty based
>>64352572
Toydarian Jedi/ Sith when?
>>64351587
I thought Watteau had an Arab accent.
>>64351690
Everything the Jedi do in the originals is illegal. Jesus are illegal in the empire.
Where the fuck are you pulling your shit conclusions from?
>>64352557
Agreed, hearing a space Jew complain that "I lost everything" was great and made me forget for a moment that Jews control all my entertainment.
>>64351595
Are you retarded?
Qui gon is a rebellious jedi.This was stated multiple times by multiple characters AND shown in his actions. He had no respect for the council and was going to leave the order to train Anakin. He cheated the dice game. How can you get confused by a kids movie?
So we can expect sand people to routinely knife Watto's people on occasion because they are settled on sacred ground in Mos Espa?
>>64352654
>weak technonlogy is a flaw
how old are you? 16? Do you watch 40's movies and complain that they have a painted back ground?
>"But they aren't even THERE!"
Dude you're a fucking idiot. Him looking in the wrong place isn't a flaw. The awful dialog? Flaw. The stupid plot? Flaw. You being allowed to breed? Flaw.
>>64351402
LOL
>>64351338
>"also i forgot to add release the boys mother from her life of slavery"
>>64351402
>nothing personell kid
>>64353304
>and Plinkett said Qui gon had no character
>>64351402
this meme is going places
>>64354492
That was a big point in the movie senpai, he tried to get both but Wakko wouldn't have it.
>>64353429
>routinely knife
>on occasion
Is this board 15?
>>64355396
they kind of saved the queen of naboo, you'd think she could spare a few shekels to buy back the mother
or the jedi council could pay for her
>>64355396
Why didn't they simply shoot Watto before throwing him out of a plane?
>>64351338
That shit doesn't work on space jews, you stupid space goy.
It's moments like this that remind me why I love this board.
>>64351338
TELL THA'TA KANJICLUB
>>64352735
>LOW INTEREST loans WILL do fine
>>64352606
That's not because she is a Mary Sue, that's simply because it's a bad movie with bad writing by someone who doesn't understand Star Wars.
No idea why Lucas didn't already criticize all the things they got wrong about his universe.
>>64352606
And Vader could choke people from far distances without the gesture.
>>64355944
Vader is literally The Chosen One, though.
>>64355573
They were stranded on that shithole because the queen just lost control of her whole planet.
>>64352096
How's stormblr these days?
>>64352541
underrated
>>64356260
I mean after they rescued the planet
they could've gone back and bought the mother easily
>>64356646
Only Qui-Gon knew of the deal and he died.
>>64352697
Literally the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z29OVZLbZk
>>64352172
>>64351786
Because Sheev caused his force powers to diminish so he'd have more trouble getting the part. It was all part of his cuckaku (cuckaku means scheme).
>>64351835
>Seems more Armenian to me.
Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek,but don't trust an Armenian-
>>64352686
>us
>>64352578
A New Hope and the others happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away too. It's not the future, just space fantasy.
>>64351402
my sides
>>64351587
Have you ever been to a high end jewelry store?
>>64357336
Neckbeards are so happy with this one.
![WattoHS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z3ENu5S.jpg "WattoHS[1].jpg")
friendly reminder lucas gave him a neckbeard and a kippah for AOTC
>>64355396
why didnt liam neeson just cut off the jews fucking head
>>64357564
Obviously lucas directed this at someone in Hollywood, who?
And how was there not riots over this character in the early 2000s accusing Lucas of blatant anti-semitism???????
>>64357012
He was in the perfect position to watch over the development of Plagueis' force baby, until the double agent Sith Qui-Gon arrived to take it off his hands. It was a well laid plan from the beginning to get Palpatine to destroy the Jedi Order, then take the fall from whatever prophecy shit the Jedi had. Maul was aware of this, hence why he sought to kill Anakin in episode I, but had to wait until he was away from Watto as he was too powerful with the dark side.
Post-VI was a three-way battle from the shadows between the three remaining Dark Lords; Snoke (First Order), Jar Jar (Republic), and Watto (Resistance). Jar Jar was most likely slain in episode VII when Starkiller destroyed the Republic worlds, as part of Snoke's plan. Watto is still at large, hiding on trash worlds like Tatooine, Rey is his force child which is why she instantly knew the mind trick.
>>64356111
Retarded.
>>64352006
Shmi was a pure innocent virgin.
>>64358486
Who's got the trips again?
>>64358365
People were more upset over Jar Jar
>>64358365
Only a select few saw Attack of the Clones. Until this year, liking Star Wars would get you laughed at. It was only Disney's marketing team that convinced the world they were Star Wars super-fans all along.
