AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOYIM WILL NOT DEFEAT ME YOU MAY HAVE WON TODAY BUT YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JON SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WWWOoooooOooOOO TONY HELP ME I AM THE GHOST OF QUICKSILVER AND I DID NOT GET A STICKY
I WILL RETURN IN THE NEXT ONE HUNDRED YEARS
COME ON ITS TWENTYONEFIFTEEN
Die monster. You don't belong in this world.
The beast has finally died.
YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME SON OF JOR-EL
I MEAN COME ON
>posting John Oliver memes
>in 2016
I MEAN COME ON AMERICA
He didn't meme so good
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>64331893
Oliver's in Chicago. He still has 50 minutes of 2015 left.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/theater/comedy/ct-john-oliver-chicago-theatre-stand-up-ent-0101-20151231-story.html
>>64332185
shoo shoo slimey limey
Liberals wish to pay ME tribute.
PEOPLE STILL DON'T LIKE BLACKS?
COME ON PEOPLE, IT'S 2016!
*audience applaud*
>>64332203
I thought I was alone on New Years but it looks like I'll be spending the rest of current year with my idol
Now that we defeated him what do we do?
>>64331863
>John Oliver is out socializing, getting drunk with friends, eyeing which new tight up & coming actress hes gonna take home and fuck
>you're on a Chinese knitting board all alone obsessively shitposting about a meme he doesn't even know exist and didn't even know was a thing
>a phrase he only said once no less
>the fact that it's so popular is a testament to his alphaness and bravoda
>when he says something people remember it, it becomes etched into their brain
lol /tv/ is truly pathetic.
>>64332222
Is he okay>
>>64331893
I don't understand this meme.
>>64332227
>john gets battered and brutalised as he is anally raped over the Last Week Tonight desk by an African American
>COME ON AMERICA. WHAT'S WRONG? GOT A PROBLEM WITH PROGRESS? YOU ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT CALENDAR NUMERAL, ARE YOU NOT?
>Tyrone cums into John's anus
>"TWENTY"
>>64332203
>mfw he keeps on retreating west to stay in 2015
This is like a happy ending of a shitty movie
ITS 2016
2016
0
1
6
SHOO SHOO BEGONE 2015 MAN
John will never be defeated. It will always be the current year.
>>64332185
what the fuck is up with this dudes canine teeth
jesus he looks like a beaver/vampire buttsex baby
>>64332321
>John Oliver is currently fleeing time zones like a vampire flees from the sun
would make for a good flick
>>64332369
It is no longer the previous year, goyim.
Watch as 2016 proves to be his biggest year yet
>>64332369
dear god I think this poster is onto something.
SHOO SHOO
IT IS NO LONGER [PREVIOUS YEAR]
>>64332321
>>64332394
>mfw Oliver attempts to create a Time Machine
>mfw He's powered by the idea that it's 2015
>mfw the minute he enters 2016 he slowly looses his strength.
John Oliver has been found dead in his loft in New York.
The cause of death is currently unknown. Pathologists believe all of his vital organs simultaneously shut down around 12:00 AM.
We will keep you updated.
DUDE 2016 LMAO
ITS LITERALLY MMXVI
I MEAN COME ON AMERICA
HOW CAN YOU CONCEIVABLY HAVE OPINIONS WHICH DIFFER FROM MY CURRENT ONES?
Since 2016 obviously > 2015, does that make every opinion we've held in 2015 invalid?
COME ON
>>64331893
He's not Jewish and is actively anti-Israel
in 2015 I wasn't a racist, because c'mon, it was 2015
but I suddenly feel like lynching some niggers though
>judging people on the year
I MEAN COME ON!
I MEAN COMON AMERICA, WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN YOUR WIFE A BULL YET. IT'S ONE YEAR PAST 2015!
>>64332747
COME ON, IT'S 2016
>>64331893
>John Oliver
>jewish
Figures people posting this meme are retarded
STOP HARASSING MY MOM DUDE
YOU LIBERAL PIGS AND YOUR ITS YEAR STUFF
>>64332813
figures you should get back to reddit, JIDF
>>64332369
IT'S CURRENT YEAR, PEOPLE!
What do you think he did for the years leading up to 2015?
Was he storing his energy, biding his time?
>>64332891
writing his suicide note
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
>>64332891
>mfw Oliver is a Conceptual Vampire
>mfw he feeds on the energy of the Current Year
>mfw he turns back time, so that it's always 2015
>mfw It's always the current year.
How do we stop him?
>Dec 31, 11:59PM
>John Oliver chambers the round and stares down the barrel, his usual toothy grin replaced by a blank mask of despair
>"They had their chance. I told them over and over. Why didn't they listen?" he asks the gun.
>The clock strikes midnight
>John squints through his glasses and over his nose at the crowd cheering below
>No -- he can't look. He knows what's coming
>He curls into a ball and plugs his ears, but it's not enough
>An eerie silence sweeps through the crowd, as the Four Klansman appear on the horizon
>The leader removes his hood with a flourish, revealing society's worst fear:
>a straight, white, cis, able-bodied, neurotypical male --
>Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
>Amid the growing murmurs of the crowd, Zyklon Ben takes a deep breath, cups his hands around his mouth, and bellows a single word:
>"NIGGERS"
>The slur hangs in the air, ringing in the ears of the shocked masses
>A lone female voice cries out: "Hey! You can't say that sort of thing anymore! Don't you know it's 2015?"
>A smirk creeps across Ben's face. "Not anymore," he intones
>"Not anymore," whispers John Oliver, as he places the barrel in his mouth
>>64332834
Seek help
AR.... A....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64333033
seek reddit
>>64332981
STRAIGHT OUTTA /v/EDDIT
REAL WANNABE /pol/FRIEND
>>64332421
reddit has already caught on to his formula, it is only a matter of time that /tv/ sees through it too
>>64332891
if you are to believe the old tales, john oliver has been in hibernation since his defeat against george washington, the tale goes onto to say the faggy liberal cuck will bid his time and strike when you least expect it. each year we grow closer until he reveals his true power
I MEAN
COME ON PEOPLE
ITS NOT 2015 ANY MORE
NOW WE NEED TO GET EVEN MORE PROGRESSIVE
I MEAN COME AMERICA
IT'S
....IT'S.....
>john oliver stares white faced and terrified into the camera in silence
>"it's...."
>he turns his wrist, tremouring with fear, into his face to see the reading on his watch
>"no......"
>"NO......"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......"
>ITS
>an explosion of pale green light erupts in the studio
>a timehole opens up in the fabric of the spacetime continuum from which a grim reaper emerges grinning and wielding a blunt scythe and holding a sand timer with a few grains left in it
>the reaper beckons oliver toward him with a long bony finger
>AMERICA
>C-COME ON......
>WHY WON'T YOU JU-
>the reaper drags oliver by the throat screaming into Hell, the portal collapsing behind them as the building begins to collapse
MWUAAHHHH THE 2016 IS KNOWN FOR IT'S MEMERY
>>64333190
I laughed
COME
ON
>>64333280
FUCK
KIDS
ITS
He doesn't get to come with us.
>2005 was 11 years ago
>kids who were born after 9/11 are now fucking each other
>1993 was 30 years ago
jdimsa
>>64333402
Do you think there is a man called Oliver John somewhere in the world who constantly gets the year wrong?
What would happen if we put them in the same room?
>>64333333
someone just got hexes
>>64333418
What is 2016 (actual)?
>>64333485
>>64333485
the end
>>64333313
who got
>>64333333
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE ITS.... ITS...
>>64331893
GUYS ITS 2015+1!!!
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!
>>64333578
SO MUCH 2015 IN THE WATER THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
>>64333578
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64332981
I've been looking for this pasta all day, thank you anon.
The year 4chan memes finally broke into the internet mainstream
https://twitter.com/BookOfTamara/status/682788341599703041
>>64333761
who dat
>>64333761
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis
IT'S THE 1500's I MEAN COME ON
>>64331893
FUCK YOU TRUMP, AND FUCK YOU 4CHAN
I'LL GET YOU /tv/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64333814
no idea, but Marc Andresson RT'd her
Marc is the silicon valley mainstream
>>64333902
How do you Rotten Tomatoes someone?
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