ITT: Retitle all three Star Wars prequels.
These retitled prequels can tell completely different stories, but you don't have to post anything but the titles
ep 1 - the menacing phantom
ep 2 - the battle of the doppleganger people
ep 3 - the jedi are made to look like fools
>>64324636
Episode 1 - A New Menace
Episode 2 - The Clones Strike Back
Episode 3 - Return of the Sith
Episode 1: A older hope
Episode 2: The empire strikes
Episode 3: Caravan of Courage
Episode 1 - What?
Episode 2 - Who?
Episode 3 - Why?
>>64324636
Episode 1-This Is Podracing
Episode 2-The Star Wars
Episode 3-Darth Vader Rises
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 1: Turmoil
Episode 2: Unrest
Episode 3: War!
ep. 1 the real guy does tricks; jedi midget hol up lol
ep. 2 yoda selfsuck attack
ep. 3 fuck you; suck my dick and balls.
>>64324636
Episode 1 - I've been here for like five minutes and I can't think of a title fuck you
Episode 2 - The Clone Wars
Episode 3 - Return of the Sith
Episode 1 - No...
Episode 2 - NO
Episode 3 - NOOO
Episode 5 - YOU
Episode 5 - WILL
Episode 6 - DIE
Episode 7 - AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Episode I: spinning is a good trick
Episode II: the slaughtering of animals like animals
Episode III: it's treason then (revenge of the spins)
>>64324636
Knights of the Old Republic
The Clone Wars
Revenge of the Sith
Episode 1 - Darth Maul
Episode 2 - Sand, Fuck it
Episode 3 - The High Ground
I: Midichlorians
II: Sand
III: Younglings
>>64325169
Would have worked ending in 66
>>64325179
>Knights of the Old Republic
Change it to Knights of the Republic and we're good.
>>64324636
Episode 1: Darth Vader Rises
Episode 2: Darth Vader Rises Some More
Episode 3: The Fall of Darth Vader's Rise
1: Fuck
2: Shit
3: Where is my gun
I: Jar Jar's Rise
II: Boring
III: Ouch! I cut myself
Ep. I - The Stunted Slime
Ep. II - The Coarseness of Sand
Ep. III - His New Empire
Ep1: IT'S WORKING!
Ep2: I Sense It 2
Ep3: You're Breaking My Heart
>>64324636
1. Don't waste your time
2. Needs more AAAOOOOUUUGGGGHHH
3. Crashing this Republic…WITH NO SURVIVORS
Episode 1: Birth of Jesus
Episode 2: Jesus founds love
Episode 3: ITS TREASON THEN
Episode 1: A New Skywalker
Episode 2: The Phantom Dark Side
Episode 3: Balance of The Force
Episode 1: The Outrageous Tariffs
Episode 2: The Trade Talks Break Down
Episode 3: A New Regime
Ep I: The Force Impregnates
Ep II: The Plot To Assassinate Senator Amidala
Ep III: Are You Threatening Me Master Jedi
I Attack of the trade federation
II Conspiracy of the Dooku
III Death of the Republic
>>64324636
Episode 1: Podracing
Episode 2: Podracing Overdrive
Episode 3: Initial P.
Episode 1: Attack of the Clones
Episode 2: Shadow of the Republic
Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
>>64324636
Episode 3: Backstroke of the West
>>64325182
this one
>>64324636
Episode 1: The Phantom Awakens
Episode 2: The Clone Awakens
Episode 3: The Sith Awakens
>>64324636
Episode 1 - WTO in Space
Episode 2 - Hey look, it's Boba Fett!
Episode 3 - It's all a matter of perspective
ep1 Star Wars begins
ep2 The Jedi
ep3 The Jedi Rises
>>64325752
>Episode 3: Initial P.
TAKE ALL MY MONEY!
Ep 1: the return of the sith
Ep 2: the republic strikes back
Ep 3: a new despair
IT RHYMES
>>64324636
episode one: "just watch duel of fates on youtube"
episode two: "skip me entirely"
episoder three: "high ground"
Ep1: Some Poor White Nigger Racing in the Desert While Some Annoying Faggy Alien Who Probably Gives Amazing Head Says Faggy Shit and Some Shit About Amidala and Then Some Black and Red Nigger Fights Obi Wan and Liam Neeson Should've Probably Gotten More Screentime
Ep.2: Yoda Fight at the End
Ep.3: Revenge of the Memes
EP 1 - these movies
EP 2- are still
EP 3- Shit
Episode I: I'll Try Spinning ( That's a Good Trick)
Episode II: Dellow Felegates
Episode III: The High Ground
>>64325182
>>64327566
>>64327867
High Ground Mind
>>64324636
Episode 1 - Mesa Jar Jar
Episode 2 - Sand
Episode 3 - The High Ground
Episode I: Child of Destiny
Episode II: Star-Crossed
Episode III: Behind the Mask
>>64324636
>not altering the cd case to be pic related
>>64324636
Ep 1 - The Shadow Rises
Ep 2 - Tainted Prophecy
Ep 3 - Descent into Madness
episode I: Dual of Fates
episode II: the Clones
episode III: the return of the siths
Or
episode I: ILL
episode II: TRY
episode III: SPINNING
>>64328047
>>64328206
pretty good
episode 1: Phantom penis
episode 2: no one gives a fuck about clones
episode 3: NooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
>2 weeks after wide release
>$40 million budget
>Has only made $4 million, and is already flatlining
Cucktino on suicide watch
>>64325472
His New Empire?
Episode 1: A New Hope
Episode 2: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode 3: Return of the Jedi
Episode 4: The Force Awakens
>>64324721
Kekt
>>64324636
>Ep 1 - The
>Ep 2 - Force
>Ep 3 - AAAAAARGHGGH
Episode 1: The Midichlorian Menace
Episode 2: A coarse, rough and irritating movie
Episdoe 3: Sheev gains the high ground over the senate
>>64324636
Episode 1: Sheev Begins
Episode 2: The Dark Lord
Episode 3: The Dark Lord Rises
>>64324636
Episode 1 - Dawn of the Empire
Episode 2 - Grip of The Dark Side
Episode 3 - Hero's Requiem
>>64330896
The Empire doesn't dawn until Episode 3
>>64330987
Sheev was planting seeds for his Empire as far back as Episode 1 tho
Episode 1: Sheev Dies
Episode 2: Kyle Katarn Lives
Episode 3: Can't Stop My Shine
>>64331031
but that's twilight, not dawn. If you go outside on a cloudless night about an hour before sunrise you can see part of the sky become somewhat less dark and it very gradually changes until dawn hits and then it's sudden
>>64329297
your new empire!!
Episode 1: Space Politics
Episode 2: Attack of the Separatists
Episode 3: Departure of the Jedi
>>64325169
Sheev/10
Episode 1- Roger Rabbit becomes Bombad General
Episode 2- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaAz1zcdXI
Episode 3- A Sith Lord!?
Episode 1: A New Beginning
Episode 2: The Rebels Strike Back
Episode 3: Return of the Sith
>>64324636
The Phantom Menace
The Clone Wars
The Return of the Sith
I: The Golden Age
II: The Separatists
III:The Empire Rises
>>64324636
Episode 1: A New Evil
Episode 2: An Army of One
Episode 3: Legacy of a King
Episode 1: Star Wars
Episode 2: Holocrons and Revelations
Episode 3: The Battle of Malachor
Episode 4: A New Hope
Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode 6: Remnant
Episode 7: The New Republic
Episode 8: The Order
Episode 9: Will of the Force
>>64324636
I: Armies of Division (clone wars starts here, movie is 3 hours long to introduce characters and the Fetts, full of action so it's okay)
II: Twilight of the Republic (Fett dies at the end, more Fett and Dooku overall)
III: Revenge of the Sith (pretty much the same, but less cheese)
EPISODE I : A NEW HOPE II
EPISODE II :ATTACK ON THE EMPIRE
EPIDSODE III : AN OLD HOPE
ep1: A Good Friend
ep2: Dark Times
ep3: The Empire
>>64331849
BRAVO!
>>64324636
For maximum pottery:
Episode 1-Return of the Sith
Episode 2-Republic Strikes Back
Episode 3-A New Pope
Episode I - A Prophecy of Truth
Episode II - Rebellion of the Clones
Episode III - Twilight of the Jedi
Episode I: JET FUEL
Episode II: CAN'T MELT
Episode III: STEEL BEAMS
Episode 1: I hate deserts
Episode 2: I hate clones
Episode 3: I hate senators
