Who was your favorite character from TFA? Mine was orange Asian grandma.
>>64324270
Kylo Ren
Poe
Runner up was space gnome
mine was hands solo the one who flys in the millineial falcon and can do the congo run in 12 paragraphs
bumbling sidekick bitch nigga
Le Portion Man
>>64324270
THE ISN'T ORANGE ASIAN GRANDMA.
THAT'S GRANDMA MINION.
>>64324270
KYLO
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>ywn escape to the outer rim with Sidon Ithano in exchange for being his sex slave.
>>64324270
Did they ever mention what her species was?
Mine was Five Lines Freddy
>>64324499
Jesus that was a scene?
>>64324525
Where is the wookipedia article on this guy? I need to know more
Darth Plagueis. Doesn't matter what they do in episodes VIII and IX, in my mind Snoke IS Darth Plagueis
>>64324597
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sidon_Ithano
>>64324571
Based tbqh
>>64324576It got laughs at the theater
>>64324270
what is up with this little shit? han was like she has a temper or something before they went in and made it seem like she was mean as fuck. Then she turns out to be super nice and the others talk to her anyway. That whole scene just confused the fuck out of me.
>>64324532
Filipino I think.
>>64324676
Why did they meet with her again?
Mine was funky white guy
>>64324639
>>64324571
Need a new Rogue Squadron game with Poe and his mates
>>64324738
idk I thought the scene was going to introduce a new jabba like character but it was a nice old lady that just happened to have lukes saber.
>>64324644I believe it
>>64324639
>finn chimping dafuq out
>>64324270
I also enjoyed placebo yoda of the ripoff system
>>64325110
It was a comedy scene. It was intentionally played for laughs
>>64324328
>Kylo Ren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
At least her bar had a pretty sick band. That throaty groovy gibberish music was one of my favorite parts of the movie.
>>64325563
you think anon?
that fucking cgi abomination was worse than this shit
>>64324639
Jesus christ, poe was the best character in every way.
I'm in gay with Oscar Isaac
I liked the stormtrooper that reported to Kylo Ren when everyone at Star killer Base was looking for Rey. Even though she was off frame and had three seconds of dialogue, I'd imagine that she's very pretty under her helmet. It's cute how she does her best to fulfill her duty for the First Order.
Steelpecker
http://star-wars-canon.wikia.com/wiki/Steelpecker
>>64325777
Nice trips fa.m
>>64324639
With scenes like these I can't see why anyone hates the movie
>>64325777
lol
This isn't their canon name, right?
>the beholders
>>64326006
>>64325777
Holy shit, it actually fucking is.
Bravo JJ
>a bird that pecks steel
>better call it steelpecker
>>64326045
>bird pecks at wood
>"woodpecker!"
Bravo humanity. Fuck, the German language is basically just this
>>64326019
how do these things fly?
>>64325598
I would buy a CD of star wars alien bands. Bump that shit in my ride.
>>64326257
They don't.
>>64326257
They don't? They sort of slither around on their tentacles
>>64325777
Holy shit they are avian Allomancers.
>>64324663
Apollo Geist there on the right
Kylo was my favorite, loved the feeling of confliction from when he was unmasked onwards. I liked how it felt like he was never attempting to kill Rey or Finn, and how much room they left for him to become Darth Vader later on. It definitely felt like he's going to be redeemed in the end.
>>64324576
The whole movie just show what a little brat Kylo was.
>>64324742
I really like the new storm trooper helmets.
>>64324270
Do you think she ever did anything inappropriate to Chewbacca
>>64326608
>>64326608
She prolly took a dump on his chest at some point desu
>>64326636
God that looks so shit.
>>64326608
>>64326656
nah Im thinking something a little more discrete like her licking her finger then sticking it up his bumhole when no one was looking.
though she could certainly whisper in his ear "I want to take a dump on that hairy chest of yours, wookie"
>>64324270
Luke Skywalker.
Him just standing there for a minute was the least offensive thing about SJW Wars: A Newer Hope in IMAX 3d starring MaRey Sue
>>64326831
>SueWalker
>>64326785
Yeah youre probably right.
>>64326831
>SJW
>5 of the 8 main characters are white men
>>64324270
Kylo Ren
>>64326927
SJW the whole concept is whites playing the victim
>>64325563
I get that, but it really feels out of place.
You have the antagonist lashing out in anger, frustrated, his weapon drawn, and suddenly there is a Hannah Barbera tier cartoon scene with two stormtroopers going "uuuuh oooh, da boss is angwey, better go away" for laughs.
Remember the scene in ANH after Vader takes over the Tantive IV, " Commander, tear this shipapart until you'vefound those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!", imagine how ruined that scene would have been if suddenly two stormtroopers provided comic relief.
I just think JJ doesn't understands what made Star Wars Star Wars.
>>64326927
>3 main characters
>Strong empowered woman with no training that is vastly superior to the evil white republican and beats him in her first fight
>Black dude that keeps grabbing white woman's hands and is utterly loyal to her after knowing her for a day
>Hispanic Pilot who is not force sensitive but 10x the pilot Luke and Anakin were
back to plebbit
>>64324571
How are you guys not sexually confused everytime you see this hot motherfucker posing on that X-wing like it's his personal bitch.
>>64327078
>>64324571
Because we've had much better husbando material since the 70's
>>64324576
It happened twice. The first was serious, but the second was meant to be funny and was actually reasonable for his character.
>>64327078
>implying I dont pound off to that image nightly
>>64324630
Damn that entry makes him sound pretty badass desu.
>>64327143
Huh, I've been waiting until the hype dies so I won't have to fight for a good seat or show up real early for one,that and my crab legs are really messy
>>64327128
Luke is someone you make sweet love too. Poe is someone you have kinky dirty sex with
>>64324961
Yeah I thought she was gonna be some ugly monstrosity because of the way Han said not to look, but I guess he was just referring to the people inside of the cantina itself.
I guess he didn't want another incident like the one Luke was involved in.
>>64327226
>Preferring Poe to Luke in any way
h8u
>>64327013
You completely misunderstood his character. He was a petulant child, he was a joke. The second he takes off his mask the threatening facade of a Darth Vader fanatic gets pulled off along with that mask.
>I just think JJ doesn't understands what made Star Wars Star Wars.
He understands it far more than Lucas or Kasdan.
>>64327128
I love Luke is the guy you fuck at night. Poe is the guy who fucks you at night.
>>64327260
Whoa, so he is a whiny bitch, Phasma is a joke who dies fast, who is the scary badass antagonist then?
>more than Kasdan
nah nigga
>>64327311
Adolf Weasley
>>64327311
Phasmadoesn't die.
Snoke is the big bad.
>>64327258
>Not wanting to be sandwiched between cute beta white fuckboy and alpha Hispanic hotness.
Such shit taste anon.
>>64327260
You are a fucking idiot.
After watching the film last week I can't get the meximan out of my head and imagine when my fiance enters my womb that its actually poe.
>>64327498
>enters my womb
>tfw my dick will never reach all the way to my gf's womb
>>64327360
>snoke
I hate that name lel, it feels like it belongs in the Harry Potter universe along with Snape or Severus.
>>64324499
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and kylo was his name-o
>>64327311
>who is the scary badass antagonist then?
Kylo Ren until he takes off his mask. His character changes throughout the film; it's called an arc.
>nah nigga
Wanna know why there are so many plotholes in TFA? Kasdan forced JJ to remove all of the exposition.
>>64327611Just have sex standing as you pound and play with the breast. cant be beat.
Post more Poe pls.
>>64327340
lel
>>64327787
Maybe Kasdan saw how exposition did more harm to the prequels than good and wanted to prevent that from happening again. He did well with EST and ROTJ, maybe he like Lucas is losing his touch.
McMichael claimed this post was a joke.
>>64327888
Honestly, I don't mind it all too much. I'd rather the sense of mystery that comes from too little exposition than the horrible pacing of the prequels, or the absurd on-the-nose audience stand-ins of a Nolan movie.
>>64324477
It took me a sec to figure that out
