What is the most quotable movie of all time?
pineapple express if you were 12-17 when it was released. seriously.
Zoolander
>>64323610
Goodfellas or Scarface. Maybe Godfather.
Pulp Fiction
Mean Girls
Most of Star Wars
>>64323610
The Princess Bride
Hot Rod
>>64323610
All of his lines.
>>64323610
the big lebowski
>>64323610
>Airplane
>Big Lebowski
>In The Loop
>Black Dynamite
>>64323881
4 fried chickens and a coke
Casablanca, The Room, Airplane!, the Godfather, Wizard of Oz
>>64323940
I bet those cops have SCMODS
>>64323881
JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
>>64324012
uh, what kind of music do you usually have here?
>>64324260
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
Mean Girls
Black Dynamite
Ace Ventura
Austin Powers
The Dark Knight Rises
pulp fiction
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?
>n-no
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?
>w-what n-n-o
You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
>w-why?
'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
>>64323991
Oh IIII.... Could tell ya WHY!
The ocean's near, THA SHORE.
I could think of things I've never thunk before...
and then I'd sit!
And think some MORE!
I'd unravel every riddle
for every individdle
in trouble or in pain! *Too-too.. tootootootooTOOOO*
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln! If you only had a brain!
>>64324012
State County Municipal Offender Data System.
>>64323610
Independence Day
>>64323844
papa'loosn'm'plain' toda BONE
jus' hang loose, blood. mamagattogessugoodhelpondaFEEsii'.
>>64324691
In the Fifth, my ass goes down.
You want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will, I got spare time. But for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, how about buying a quality product from me?
dark knight rises
>>64324849
Nah, you need more than just the few throwaway catchphrases. There are large swaths of that movie where the dialogue is uninteresting, and just moving the plot through its motions.
I was about to suggest Big Lebowski, but happily multiple others have beaten me to it.
"Don't be FATUOUS, Jeffery... My father and I don't get along. He doesn't approve of mylifestyleandneedlesstosay,Idon't approve of his -- HOWEVER! I HARDLY wish to make his embezzlement a police matter, and therefore I am proposing to reimburse you to the tune of... ten per cent?"
back to the future or jurassic park
>>64323610
star wars
any of them
>>64324958
… johnson?
napoleon dynamite
>>64323610
TDKR
specifically, the plane scene
>>64323610
pic related
You can literally answer any question with a line from this movie
>>64324925
Oh god wtf was Aykroyd's line. I will paraphrase.
"Send the kid a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice with a CAAARD. On the card write, "tough break, G. Drown your sorrows and use the bucket to icedownyermarbles, YERS, Z."
>>64324925
Do you know where the weight room is? Nuh I'll check it out...........................IDIOT.
O brother where art thou
Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone
>>64325064
>filename
if you're not into the whole… brevity thing.
>>64325065
Ghyayd I love dyat
>Get away from her, you bitch!
>Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
>No. Have you?
>Game over, man. Game over
>they mostly come at night. Mostly.
>They can bill me.
>How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
>>64323610
>>64325153
YAHPULLEDONEOVERONME,KID.
SAVERTHAFLAVERCOSITAIN'TGONNAHAPPENASHYECANDTIME.
IMAKEAUTOPARTSFERDAAMERICANWERKINGMAHNCOSI'MAHELLOFAGOODSALEMAN, ANDHEDODN'TKNOWANYBETTER
>>64325199
A day in the corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, EVERY FORMATION A PARADE I LOVE THE CORPS
n-not bad for a...human :]
>>64323844
>But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!
In Bruges is the answer
>>64325208
Are you a COMMUNIST? I can't stand to be driving any COMMUNISTS around in this car!
>n-no
You're sure!
>y-yes
OKAY. No COMMUNISTS!......no CHRISTIANS, neither!
>>64325263
hmmmmmm he sheems like a nishe guy
he does!
BANE?
>>64323844
https://youtu.be/BgdV1IVkk8E
Presented without commentary.
>>64325281
I aint tellin you nothin, COON!
o-okay, now you LET HIM GO..!
Now Yolanda when you YELL at me like that, I get NERVOUS. And when I get NERVOUS? I get SCARED. And when I get SCARED, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get SHOT.
Just know... if you hurt him, you die.
Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And YOU don't want that! And RINGO here... DEFINITELY dodn't want that, so, let's just see what we can do.
NOW. HERE'S the situation.
Normally both your ass would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken right now, but you happened to PULL this shit while I'm in a transitional period, and I don't wanna kill you - I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case. I've been through too much bullshit over it this morning to just HAND it over to your DUMB ASS. So here's what. Ringo... I want you to GO INTO that BAG, and find my WALLET.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says BAD MOTHER-FUCKER on it! --- Yeah, that's my bad mother fucker. Okay. Open it up. ... Count it! How much is there?
...About... fifteen-hundred dollars.
Okay. TAKE IT. It's yours. Now that plus the bag makes this a nice little score, don't it?
Jules, you give that nimrod FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and I'll SHOOT HIM on GENERAL PRINCIPLES---
Naw YOLANDA HE AIN'T GONNA DO A GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKING THING VINCENT, SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!
s-SHUT UP!
COME ON YOLANDA, POINT THE GUN AT ME!
>>64323817
THAT'S IT.
I-I have to pee. I
It's all right, Yolanda, it's almost over. I'm PROUD of you. And Ringo's proud of you. Tell her you're proud of her!
Proud of you, honey bunny.
Besides, I ain't giving it to him. I'm BUYING something for my money. Wanna know what I'm buying, Ringo?
What?
Your LIFE. See, I'm giving you this money so I don't have to KILL your dumb ass. You ever read the bible, Ringo?
Not regularly, no.
Well there's this passage I've got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of CHARITY and GOOD WILL, SHEPHERDS the WEAK, through the valley of darkness. For he is TRULY his brother's keeper, and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon you with great vengeance, and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers... and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.
I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you HEARD it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant, I figured it was just some cold-blooded shit to say to a nigga before I put a cap in his ass, but I saw somethin' today that made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe I'm the righteous man, and maybe mister nine-millimeter here is the shepherd, protecting my righteous ass through the valley of darkness. Or maybe it's the, WORLD, that's EVIL, and SELFISH. See, I'd like that, but that shit ain't the truth.
What's the truth?
The truth is... YOU'RE the WEAK. and I, am the TYRANNY, of EVIL MEN. But, I'm TRYIN', Ringo. I'm TRYING. REAL, HARD. To BE, the SHEPHERD.
Go on.
Borat, easily
>>64324958
>Nah, you need more than just the few throwaway catchphrases
Hey, the question asked what the most quotable movie of all time is, and I just gave the correct answer.
>>64325208
let's go get sushi… and not pay!
the more tv you watch, the less intelligent you are.
>>64325281
my momma said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
mine too!
uh, a lotta people be havin that name.
>The Jerk
>>64328476
>a lotta people be havin that name.
I read that with an Irish voice.
>awww begosh and begorra!
>>64325281
FIENDISH DOCTOR WU YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
>>64328989
HAHA I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
>>64328888
>>64323610
It's treason, then...
>>64323610
Goodfellas
Wayne's World.
>What we've got here is failure to communicate
tremors 1 and 2
the godfather movies
Scott Pilgrim
Im in lesbians with you
I have to go pee on her
Hes a perfect asshole
"Whatre you doing"
"Getting a life" *grabs 1up
Half and half bitch
You punched the highlights out her hair
Chau knives(to knives chau)
Can you do a thingy on that thingy *points to a skateboard rail
Either Black Dynamite or Kung Pow
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Princess Bride
Casablanca
Star Wars
Borat
Austin Powers
>>64331819
Stand aside, worthy adversary.
>>64331943
grrr baby very grrrr
>>64323610
Airplane, hands down.
>>64323610
What movie is "what is your damage?" from because I say that all the fucking time and I hate myself
We don't like nothing soft everything we do is hard!
Goodfellas ya fuckin mutt
>>64332258
That shit took years to go away. Do you remember?
The first 6 minutes of TDKR
Face it, you know every single line
>>64323776
this
>>64332292
Heathers.
Underrated movie.
>>64332444
I used to, now I know more Star Wars lines
>>64325029
You nean...coitus?
>>64332510
Thank you familia
>>64332510
I love my dead gay son!
>>64325033
Your mom goes to college!
>>64332444
Do you think regular people would be impressed if I told them I could recite the entire opening scene of TDKR word for word? Reminds me of when my old maths teacher made me recite pi to 50 decimal places in front of the class because my faggot friend told him I could do it.
>>64325295
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
I WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO INTO WORK TODAY MAN
>>64332510
>fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
>a lot of people drink bottled water now
>this is Ohio. if you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
>>64332444
Trips speak truth. I know every single line, I recite the scene exactly word for word regularly to myself constantly throughout the day, I'm always watching the plane scene, or someone's dub of it, I'm always singing the songs of Masketta Man, that first six minutes is my entire life.
>>64323610
Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside...
>>64325064
I disagree.
>>64332807
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
>>64332831
>do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?
>no… not unless you call round funny.
>i got us some balloons
>do they blow up into funny shapes?
>naw, just circular.
>>64332876
that's just, like, your opinion, man
Episode 4
>>64323610
>"It's true, all of it the big guy, Dr Pavel, they're real" - Bane Solo
>>64332831
Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.
>>64325064
Whats for supper?
Try to answer this one nerd
>ctrl+f kung pow
>one result
DAFUQ!
anyone ever watch the version on the dvd without the dub that shows what they are really saying? it has even more quotable shit me and my brother used to say. hot cross buns.
I'd gladly tell you about the most quotable movie, but the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it.
And the second rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.
And the third rule is...
>>64332940
Those lines crack me up every time.
>no Dumb and Dumber
shit thread desu
>>64333004
I love cheeky writing like that
>>64333010
For you? That's easy.
"...his dick or his rod or his johnson"
>>64333079
TOLD
O
L
D
>>64333010
I'll have another Caucasian, Jackie.
>>64323610
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
>>64323610
Come out to the Coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!
>>64333626
Watching that as we speak.
Being there.
Its my absolute fave, suggest you check it out.
-Vivian
Tell me. Where is Gandalf? For i much desire to speak with him.
Kung-pow
>>64324895
If you're quoting snatch it's the fourth
>>64334964
they're not gay, they're hobbits!
>>64333079
this guys never gonna use the internet again
Mean Girls
>>64336840
I'm sure everyone's been in a situation where a member of a group said "She doesn't even go here", to which there is uproarious laughter from the group.
I know I have.
>>64336943
That's so fetch
Fear and Loathing imo
