Let's say you own a movie theater.
What kind of food would you serve?
Sushi
>>64323313
Crab Legs
>>64323313
A food item that costs as little as possible to produce and makes customers need to buy something additional, like a drink to neutralize the saltiness.
>>64323379
Tacos
>>64323313
Egg rolls
>>64323313
Is that mashed potato?
>>64323379
What is popcorn
>>64323313
bowl of eggs
>>64323480
>>64323452
That's actually not that bad
>>64323313
Kebab skewers served in cups
>>64323456
yes
>>64323488
me too. easy to make, cheap and it will cater to people who want to improve their muscles
>>64323313
just water thank you
>>64323488
Will they have to eat all of them?
>>64323313
Crab? Serve I'd Legs Me.
>>64323313
gyros
$5 a pop
>>64323576
Fucking delicious my man
>>64323694
Tasty but the cinemas would stink and everyone would get sauce and meat everywhere.
Me? I'd serve crab eggs
>>64323456
Looks like polenta
>>64323809
Crabs don't lay eggs
NACHOS POPCORNIOS!
>>64323847
yes they do.
>>64323847
I laid them on your mom though
panda burgers
>>64323795
That's where the plastic seat covers come in.
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
>>64323977
Creates an additional expense for you cinema if they're regularly replaced and no one wants to sit on chairs covered with plastic except old ladies and Jewish women.
>>64323313
tangerines
>>64323313
none
>no food at all will be allowed in my theater.
>everyone will be strip searched for any and all food they may be hiding.
>seats will be a yard apart each so not even cannibals can eat.
>I won't have bathrooms either so if people eat before they must suffer.
>plus without bathrooms these fucking monsters can't drink water in my clean theater.
>I'll also vacuum clean every person how comes in so they don't have any crumbs on them
>fucking disgusting pigs leaving a mess in my theater
Black cocks
>>64323313
I wouldn't serve anything, I'd have food served to me.
>>64324031
1c per cover balanced against 2 gyros pp on average. And the covers wouldn't be the sqeaky ones you'd imagine.
me? I'd serve crab legs
>worked at a theatre during college
>more than one person came in asking for belgian waffles
>>64323644
yeah, everyone that enters is given a bowl of eggs and isn't allowed to leave until they eat them all
semen
