>Be me
>Be slave all my life
>Never had sex despite my Force Jesus baby
>One day
>Son suddenly brings Liam Neeson to the house
>mfw
>tfw Liam Neeson will never come to your house
>it ain't Schmee starts playing
>>64321823
>tfw Liam Neeson will never threaten you
>>64320497
>Be me
>Be slave all my life
>Son leaves to become a jedi
>Get kidnapped by sand people
>Get tied up to the fuck rack
>Get raped
>Die
>>64320497
>">Be me"
This shit triggers me so much
Why didn't they go back to get Shmi after Yoda decided they would train Anakin
>tfw lose the will to live
>die
>>64323072
Its because only reddit starts stories with be me. its pointless and redundant when you can post a picture to show who "me" is and its implied that without a relevant picture the greentext refers to the poster's perspective.
>>64323597
Maybe it implies that she killed herself
>>64320497
why did plageusis pick her of all people??
>>64323854
>tfw there probably is some fanfic tier EU material that explains that Naboo royalty have a little package of poison in their brain, that unleashes its contents when and only when the royalty member decides they want to die, as a failsafe measure to avoid drawn out hostage situations.>tfw said material probably also explains that Sheev had the same, except the doctor droid was drunk on power converters at the time of putting it in, and instead of putting it in Sheev's brain, it put it up his ass, telling shitty jokes about how his ass and face look the same all the way through the operation, before accidentally triggering the poison sack, driving Sheev literally buttmad, and giving him the ultimate power of the Dark Side in the process.
>>64323072
>>64323768
Autism
>>64323917
It was unintentional.
Plagueis was experimenting with the midi-chlorians trying to create life, the force realized what he was doing and as punishment impregnated Shmi.
Of course this is all EU shit and means nothing today.
>>64323854
>>64324059
I always assumed Sheev killed her through the force or some shit
>>64320497
SOMEBODY SHEEV TOLD ME
>>64321823
why live
>>64320497
>be me
>be slave mother
>owned by elephant-nosed jew
>sold to new owner
>He's decent
>marry him
>Having Nice life
>Suddenly raided by Tusken raiders
>they abduct me
>rape me
>torture me
>on edge of dying
>have baby 9 months later
>Imperial Censure service stops by takes baby and indoctrinates him into imperial service
>saved by other grown up slave boy that kept calling me his mother while we were both enslaved
>tatooine dual suns do weird shit on little boys lmao
>this fucker left me behind to become a fucking jedi
>keeps calling me mom
>just keep going with it
>die in his arms
>Become force ghost
>im blue motherfucker
>see real son become a stormtrooper
>He's fucking black
>>64320497
did anyone else think she was kind of hot
