It's basically the same kinds of reviews it gets on IMDB just with a slightly lower score
They aren't wrong.
If it wasn't a Star Wars brand movie, it would probably be a gigantic flop
Put "star wars" on anything and people on NA and EU go fucking bananas
You mean like a chink IMDB?
wow le based china please chang fuck my wife
This is undeniably classic commentary.
Is everyone in China a great comedian/critic?
MOAR!
>>64316640
China is making fun of us again
>>64316640
Maybe this is a bait,comment butmdo you know the name of the critic who talked about j.j.s stagnant asthetic? He wrote ssoe ballsy shit...id like to read more of his translated reviews
>well this seems like fairly trite and shallow commentary, why would anyone care about this?
>le black people are bad meme
>oh now i see. 10/10, would shit myself in pleasure again
>implying mainstream chinese audiences won't flock to it for explosions anyway
Why are gooks so based? They aren't pussies, don't give a fuck and don't take shit from women or monkeys
>>64316640
>listening to china
>the next biggest modern day joke after greece
ISHYDDT
Now show us what the 5 and 4 star ones are saying. These guys are right but I doubt its the same consensus for the rest of the Chinese market.
>>64317095
China isn't a dying empire obessed with boi pussy though, that is the USA i'm afriad
>>64317135
op here, incoming
>Catherine Powell
Who?
these people seem more articulate and seem able to use critical thinking much better than the common burger, i wonder why.
Americans will literally and figuratively eat up anything you put infront of them.
Source:I'm American.
What website is that?
It isn't out yet in China, though. That's not to say those aren't real, just that it's suspect.
Can you provide a link to the site you took this screenshot from?
>>64317921
>It isn't out yet in China, though. That's not to say those aren't real, just that it's suspect.
Yes why would anyone think Chinks will pirate the CAM version
>>64317959
>bootlegged translated copies on December 17th
Yeah, without a link to the site, gonna have to call bullshit on this. Next time, get the dates right.
Who cares, the Chinks will still eat this shit up and it will make at least 100 million there.
>>64318335
Actually, there's a really good chance it won't do well in China, a country that doesn't care about Star Wars because they weren't originally released in theaters.
Hell, it didn't do that well in South Korea, and South Korea actually had them released in their theaters and play them on tv and shit.
I think this Korean dude sums it up well
>There are way too many movies in the series and it just feels like if you haven't watched the previous ones, you won't understand what's going on in the recent one so you just avoid it. And SF genres are usually stereotyped as a minor/mania genre and doesn't seem that fun for the rest of us. I bet people barely only know Yoda out of the series, the rest are foreign to us ㅠㅠㅠ
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2015/12/hollywood-lackluster-numbers-for-star.html
>>64317921
>>64317959
>>64318106
do you idiots have any idea how many hundred thousand chinese kids are studying in america right now? they obviously watched the film in the US, then went on their moonspeak internet and talked about it.
>>64318452
This. Fucking hell, China has never given a shit about Star Wars. It even did fairly mediocre in Japan and flopped in South Korea. Asians as a whole don't seem to care for this movie.
>>64318486
Maybe, but I'm still skeptical and calling bullshit until a link to the site can be provided.
>>64318497
how would you know? do you speak chinese?
>>64316640
Is this literally the Chinese version of IMDb?
>>64318614
You can look at how much money each and every movie has made in the box office for starters.
>>64318614
A New Hope only got released in China a few months ago and came and went like a fart in the wind.
>>64318648
yes, most popular user review site for movies/tv shows.
>>64318661
Link to the site, friend?
>>64318692
Link?
>>64318707
www.douban.com
Star Wars page:
https://movie.douban.com/subject/20326665/comments?sort=new_score
>>64316640
Based Chinks
>>64318661
>the first comment giving it a 5 praises it for being like episode 1
Is this a fucking joke?
>>64318758
Thank you, friend.
The Chinese average is 7.8, the International average is 8.6.
Is that really so different?
>The brain-damaged dregs and the movie critics clamor to kneel and lick, but no doubt it's a laughing stock and a regression in the annals of film history!
Better than based Armond. New king of /tv/
>>64318868
>Star Wars doesn't do well internationally
>Chinese average lower than international average
"I've got a bad feeling about this." - JJ Abrams, just before China fucks him out of his gold medal
Meh.
It's the Chinese.
Probably copying and regurgitating the same kind of comments and reviews they read on the internet before watching it.
>>64318995
>Star Wars doesn't do well internationally
It made $664,100,000 in foreign markets, what the fuck is "well internationally" supposed to be then
>>64316640
China commenting on copying shit when their whole culture is built on making fakes. This isn't legit is it
Pic related
>>64319096
>it's made more in the us than abroad
Ouch.
>>64319106
Another "progressive" fuckwit shows what a close-minded racist he really is, news at ten.
>>64316640
My Chinese friend LOVES Family Guy and Agents of Shield and when I showed him some of The Sopranos and Drive he though they were boring garbage. He also thinks Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie because it's the only one he's seen and refuses to watch the others. I showed him the Empire Strikes Back once and he left in the middle of Hoth and said it was stupid and the CGI sucked. His favorite film last year was Terminator Genisys and thought it was better than the first two even he spent most of time in the theater texting on his iPhone 6+.
I'm not even meming, this is true.
Chinks genuinely have shit taste. TFA confirmed for movie of the year.
>>64318661
>The dumb cunts who give 1 or 2 stars, I hope you never have children, they will inherit your autism.
Kek. Were these reviews taken from chinese 4chan
>>64316640
They're right tbqh
>>64316640
>Untalented black pig for the sake of political correctness
They have /pol/fags in China too?
>>64316787
I think they're just more well written
Or OP is fucking with us
I go to an international student and chinese students are always the hardest working but the chinese, especially ones who grew up worshipping western media, have shit taste. Chinamen who grew up around classic chinese culture are based however
>>64319326
2012 and fast and furious franchise are like their highest grossing movies
Quality is completely irrelevant to them it's all about amewican hype
>>64319396
NIGGA DEY AAAAAALL POLFAGS
>>64319326
top 10 of 2015?
>>64316640
The guy at 2015-12-19 went hard
>>64319396
After Nan King, China sort of gave up on anybody who isn't Chinese.
>>64319734
Never forget
Chinese people don't share a hivemind they have different opinions on things just like we do.
Some Chinese people will like the new Stars Wars and some won't just like in any other country
>>64318661
>they will inherit your autism
>>64319803
>Chinese people don't share a hivemind
Fucking really?
>>64319368
>Sb 2 star after playing do not have children, ah, dementia with cerebral palsy will be inherited.
google translate
>>64319803
>Chinese people don't share a hivemind
Get out of here, you sneaky, misinformation spreading chinaman
>>64316640
THANK YOU BASED CHINA
>>64318661
>The last one who's glad their racism didn't ruin their enjoyment of the film
>>64319396
>implying all of china doesn't hate niggers
>>64319914
Well that's much better. And chinesy
>>64319683
mine in absolutely no particular order:
Mad Max Fury Road
Anomalisa
Inside Out
'71
Creed
Sicario
Ex Machina
Victoria
The Big ShortStar Wars The Force Awakens
I'm not a wannabe Patrician so come at me.
i sriously hope china dont give those highly desirable shekels to goldberg and associates
>>64316640
>>64320029
>I'm not a wannabe Patrician
>Sicario
>Ex Machina
>Mad Max Fury Road
>Anomalisa
But you think you have taste?
>new years eve
>some fags got nothing better to do than pretend they are chinese
Were where you when SJWarfags got BTFO by based China?
>b-b-but China isn;t gonna care about the nigger... T-they'll love it...
LMAO
>>64316640
China sounds pretty red pilled. Going to start learning my mandarin
>>64320372
>red pilled
>>>/reddit/
>>64319987
So you're saying they're all /pol/fags?
>>64320564
>>>>/reddit/
>>>/co/
>>64320583
I'd be insulted but /co/'s somehow slightly better than this shit board anyway
>>64320614
>Implying there are things worse than /tv/
>>64320372
>Going to start learning my mandarin
Sound advice for anyone who doesn't want to work in a sweatshop for the rest of the century when the West finally collapses.
>>64320657
I would say /pol/ but /tv/ and /pol/ are basically the same board these days
>>64316640
>average: 7.8
>>64320657
>Not knowing about /mu/
>>64320712
At least you guys don't have flags, so you don't have to deal with the Canadian, Australian, and Indian shitposting.
>>64320746
/mu/ at least keeps their shitposting vaguely related to music. Often times the threads aren't here aren't about television or film at all. They're just interracial porn and caps lock.
>>64320614
Then why are you here everyday trying to be part of it?
>I-i-im just here to laff at u guysxDD
Give me a real excuse outsider
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-nostalgia-and-expectations/422154
>>64320372
The Chinese will the global overlords in the future. Better start learning Mandarin and marrying a Chinese waifu.
>>64320783
so Canadians and aussies can only shitpost when they have flags attached to their posts? wtf are you talking about? and Indians don't shitpost. they're gonna be a freaking superpower by 2030.
>>64320875
>every day
>implying
>>64321032
Everyone has a flag all the time. Nationality disputes arise.
>>64321032
>theyre going to magically get their economy in order in 15 years
yeah nah cunt
they have all the potential in the world to be a superpower up with china russia and the us but they dont have a proper society or government to allow it to happen and it doesnt happen in 15 years
They call whites gwailo, what do they call blacks?
happy new year
>>64321296
ching chong, just like everything else
>>64321296
黑鬼
literally black devil
>>64318497
Japan fucking love SW so a mediocre reception must mean they really, really dislike the movie
>>64318614
Not that guy but I live in Asia and the hype was nonexistent here. Even some Marvel movies were more popular.
>>64316640
Prove that this is a proper translation
>>64321513
cause no asian character
watch for the sequels when some asian guy or girl gets thrown into the limelight
>>64321391
>黑鬼
Quick put this into google images
>>64321735
Pretty sure no one will care either way unless it's an Asian character/actor specifically from this country. Koreans and Chinese have this "there's and there's them" mentality and it really rubs off on others.
>>64319675
SHUT UP AND DO THE DANCE!
https://youtu.be/ADqLniFy6ww
>>64321735
>cause no asian character
That's not how it works
I don't think you've ever met an asian
>>64321856
yeah ok gook theyre magic special people who are indifferent to being represented in blockbusters
