What did she mean by this?
>She just now remembered planet Cocainium
Why are her tweets downright insane?
and she is hopelessly obsessed with her dog
>>64312510
She's old and lonely
who the fuck are these childish idiots that continue to harass carrie fisher on twitter?
she's like in her 70s for fuck's sake.
>>64312625
>battled drug addiction
like it's some sort of disease
At first I though it was a cool how she was acting like she didn't care about her looks and saying funny shit. But she's really losing it now.
>>64312679
drug addiction is actually a mental illness
post rare garys
>>64312679
It kind of is?
Is she our first female JUST?
>>64312776
Hey Tumblr!
>>64312745
>>64312649
>she's like in her 70s for fuck's sake.
>>64312793
>>64312745
that tongue looks really dry
>>64312625
she is fucking grand lads
Will he be in Star Wars?
>>64312649
Bro, she's in her late 50's, I believe...
>>64312745
poor mutant, bet it bites its tongue all the time when jostled around
>>64312714
yeah,a disease called being a weak willed degenerate-itis
>>64312827
what an attractive man
>>64312900
>>64312792
Hey, Reddit!
I'm not remotely trying to remove any accountability from drug addiction. Just saying the actual state is more like an illness than a habit.
>>64311622
LMAO!!! Which one of you tweeted her about cocanium?
>>64312899
if you're a multi millionaire in the 80s and you don't do drugs you're a failure
>>64312679
When you become addicted to some drugs you develop dependency and their bodies can't function properly. Some people have even died just from withdrawal.
>>64312899
the ironic thing about people who talk like this is you are invariably sensitive about it because you're addicted to something, probably 4chan
>>64312868
I am so fucking ready for Fisherposting in 2016
>>64312930
why do i want to fuck that spic so bad
>>64312930
>you will never be gary
>>64312930
i'd love to get high/wasted with oscar and carrie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsERzZt9dro
>>64312968
>>64312974
>>64312898
Gary has like no teeth.
>>64312996
>>64312625
>you can get addicted to coke
what?
>>64312930
>>64312827
>>64312745
>so fucking inbred it can't keep its tongue in its goddamn mouth
>>64313110
don't talk shit about gary m8
>>64312679
It is a recognized medical condition, /pol/ack
I'm guessing she's been on Graham Norton before, does she always take her dog?
>>64313091
Yes, you can.
>>64312955
MOM I CAN STOP WOW ANYTIME I WANT
>>64313136
>proud wolf genes deformed into a doll you can carry around in a purse
JUST
>>64312625
>not just acknowledging, but linking to an io9 article
Goddamn, lady.
>>64313231
FUCK
>>64313194
what cannot be true
>>64313264
>Service Dog
>A service dog is a type of assistance dog specifically trained to help people who have disabilities
HOW?
>>64313264
lol you can see his dong.
>>64313312
she didn't chose gary, he chose her.
>>64313312
HE'S A HERO!
>>64313341
Is it because she has depression and he cheers her up?
>>64313337
fag
>>64313312
he's trained to help carrie with her bipolar disorder
if she freaks out, gary helps calm her down
>>64313365
ya pretty much
>>64313312
I bet he was given to her for psychiatric purposes to help her kick her drug habit.
>>64313264
I find it very erotic the way the tip of his penis is poking through the sheath. It's like pottery.
>>64313152
Is that Lexi Belle on the end??? She was in The Force Awakens???
>>64312992
"You were a general..."
"I was?!"
>>64313476
Stunt double for Ridley during the BLACKED scene.
>>64313543
She's already shown her tits on tv I don't think she has a problem being a bit more progressive
>>64313572
She might not have a problem with it, but it's for her own safety. Blacks are known to be violent, you know.
>>64312900
Too bad he's a bit of a manlet
>>64312822
>>64312891
OK, but it still is pretty shitty of people to act this childish
>you will never fuck Carrie Fisher on the set of The Empire Strikes Back
just fucking end it lads
>>64313651
She can take it.
>>64313632
for some reason that doesn't seem to do anything with this fella.
he is just too attractive
>>64313607
Blacks can't rape because rape is power + control and blacks don't have the patriarchy behind them you fucking shitlord
>>64313705
Young, out-of-character Carrie Fisher > old, out-of-character Carrie Fisher > Leia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apolN60sagQ
her gary-filled interview, for anyone who hasn't seen it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1t2MJDbrs
>and yeah, for normieland, it's pretty fuggin funny
>>64313830
>she took her dog to see Star Wars
Based.
>>64313830
based gary
>>64313380
>so shit i needed a dog pretrained to like me.
>>64312510
when you're old you stop giving a fuck, you stop caring about anything. you're old, the world is gonna be over in a few years, who gives a shit.
>>64314004
thats the secret of doggies
they will always like you
>>64313830
Holy fuck how is Carrie so based?
>>64314105
even more than that, she's an eternal ingenue.
able to stay feminine and whimsical even beyond the death of their looks, and they usually take it the hardest. oftentimes they cover it up with humor at that age.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/how-to-handle-femmes-fatales-part-2a/
REKT
she's out of her fucking mind
>tfw you'll never fuck crazy old lady Carrie Fisher
>>64314329
There are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who don't agree with this.
>>64313830
jesus christ that denture noise.
>>64311622
Why are you faggots fucking with her? The people you should fuck with you don't. This is a new low for /tv.
>>64314445
What did she mean by this?
>>64314445
proper good stuff.
>>64314274
>always
doormats are nice arent they
>>64314489
#takeGarys
>>64314483
>fuck wit
Go back to your high school classmates on /b/
>>64314489
She means
"I can afford cocaine again, fuck yeah!"
>>64314539
>#takeGarys
Is Gary a pseudonym for cocaine?
Like when she said that she took Gary to see Star Wars, did she mean she snorted some lines in the cinema toilets?
>>64314489
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>>64313794
Why is her voice so deep at such a young age? How does that shit happen?
>>64313476
It's Kylie Minogue
>>64313712
No she cannot. She is unstable faggot. Give me you home addresses so I can fuck with you until your on suicide watch.
Her tweets are nowhere near as incomprehensible as you guys are pretending they are.
>>64313312
She was given the choice of three different companions; one water, one fire and one grass. She chose the fourth.
>>64314596
Looks like it.
>>64312745
He's so cute!
>>64314317
Kyle Smith, hmmm some hardcore Star Wars fan is libel to stab him to death. Meme work your magic
>>64312745
dawwwwwwwww
>>64314682
Or funny. But these young star wars loving faggots just need to pretend their lives are a little less pathetic then they are.
>>64314624
The word is "sultry".
>>64312625
Haha I want this Carrie in Star Wars . She's clearly depressed, her husband is estranged (now dead) and her son went evil
They should have let her play her character as a total maniac
>>64312955
>calling him sensitive when you are the sensitive one
I bet your the invariably sensitive guy who responds to every "weak willed druggies" post he sees
>>64314574
Faggot picking on a grand mother. Your a punk.
>>64314682
I don't get the use of emoticons. Some of them are just strung together. Other times she uses them to replace works (e.g. an eye for "I"). It's like deciphering a code.
>>64314835
I misinterpreted your first post. I thought you were phrasing it like an urban youth "why are you fucking with her" as in "why are you paying attention to her". And I apologize.
*nods and waves cape respectfully*
>>64314624
smoking a carton a day will do that to your voice.
>>64314624
Shitty microphone.
>>64312827
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>64315180
Gary is not for sexual.
>>64314329
she's out of her mind.. How about Kyle Smith is
>>64312868
I could see it
>>64313152
Why the fuck does she take her dog everywhere? It's fucking weird. Does she not see that?
>>64315686
it makes her quirky.
>>64315028
Ahhh ok got ya, won't be the first misinterpretation on 4chan, and it won't be the last. I retract my last statement in light of this discovery.
* Tips fedora in fellowship*
>>64315686
>Hating on based gary
what did the lil nig ever do to you?
>>64315686
generally the sign of someone who has become unstable due to long term loneliness.
her tweets kinda confirm it with the whole
>STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO ME! but dont stop paying attention to me because i get lonely, BUT STOP DOING IT ANYWAY! but only pay attention to me on my terms, WHICH IS TO NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME! but please dont go...
>>64313264
>tfw he has a bigger dick than me
>>64314317
KYLE SMITH ON SUICIDE WATCH
did is what that felicia day bitch wishes she could write
>>64313705
She looks like my mom
Do not want
>>64315686
She's middle-aged and unmarried. Let her have a friend.
>>64315686
>>64315786
It's not weird you tripleniggers
Maybe she likes having her dog around? Some people don't treat their pets like objects to look at after coming home from work.
>>64316010
yeah what about all those guys taking their falcon to the theater.
>>64316048
Those are weird because they're singletons, not because they have falcons.
>>64312868
dog cocks are weird.
you think she has to remind herself not to stare at it?
>>64316048
Falcons don't become friends with humans
Even just owning a falcon is obvious attention-whoring
>>64312958
its the dawn of a new meme
>>64312625
this cokenail meme needs to die. do you know how much coke you'd waste by using your fingernail? she's absolutely right anyone that actually does it wouldn't do anything to waste it
>>64315858
check out this fag
>>64312510
>Why are her tweets downright insane?
>and she is hopelessly obsessed with her dog
Have you seen an older person on social media, ever?
This is what they are like.
Especially when they don't have family. The only weird thing about Carrie is that she seems so normal.
>>64312745
>>64314682
>Her tweets are nowhere near as incomprehensible as you guys are pretending they are.
her tweets are fucking boring. just some old lady talking about her dog?
you wanna see insane people tweeting?
Go follow Jose Canseco or Dennis Rodman
>>64313794
how fucking cute. but shes really messed up now
>>64312868
Fuck, is Gary trying to fug her in that picture? kek
>>64315735
Wait, how'd he rescue those people in the wilderness? Did he land his plane or did he just report the stranded people to authorities?
>>64315686
I take my dog as many places as I can. everyone loves my dog. If I was famous I'd take her even more places because I could get away with it
>>64316268
I appreciate your very situational image.
Is she the new JUST queen of /tv/?
>>64315686
dogs are fun
>>64312974
wheres that niggas eyelashes, and why do he look like hes doing his best alium impression?
>>64311622
Cocanium is the keyto all this..
>>64316635
From my point of view the DEA are evil
>>64312625
Fucking based.
>>64316704
Dr.Escobar, I'm CIA
>>64316431
he flies bushplanes which can land anywhere with enough open space, which isnt much due to how light they are.
>>64317225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7u1jzjFL8s
>10 foot landing 10 foot takeoff
Never knew thats even possible with a non-VTOL plane
Post rare Gary's
>>64317225
i thought he was a helicopter pilot as well
>>64316569
That's an alien doing a nigger impression
>>64312510
her dog is her therapy animal
>>64312968
>spic
>that nose
Oscar (ISAAAAACCCC)
>>64317443
its her animal guide.
>"Gary is the key to all this"
>>64313380
Based gary
Gary?
>>64313794
>How have these movies changed your life?
>I have much nicer furniture... and I go on shows like these
lel
>>64315151
I like that pic
> Driver got horned into holding the dog because he's a soft touch
> Isaac helping out because he and Driver are brehs
> Lupita Nggoyogogao acting polite despite the fact she wants to keep her fucking distanced
>>64313152
If you watched that episode you'd know that her and Graham are very close
>>64319013
I did, which is why I'm wondering if she's been on it before and if she took her dog.
Has she been on it before and did she take her dog?
>>64313110
BU...BUT SENPAI
IT'S CUTE
>>64319811
dogs cant sweat so they do that shit when they get hot. she probably doesnt even water it.
>carrie
>gary
>it's like poetry>it rhymes
based gary
>>64312899
Degeneratitis would be an awesome name for a disease
>>64313294
If you're not a poorfag, it's rather easy to get addicted to coke.
>>64320016Gary is the true Sith lord!
>>64316258
>Have you seen an older person on social media, ever?
Nah, Carrie's tweets are plain batshit crazy.
Compared to other old fucks I've followed, like Mark Hamill and Bill Shatner, she's nuts
WE HAVE GOT TO HOOK HER UP WITH JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT
>>64313152
she lived in London for a long time. she still has a flat here.
>>64314317
excellent emoji usage
I used to think she was just old and retarded with technology, but with tall the crazy characters and weird punctuation, she has to go out of her way to make these jumbled messes. Dumb bitch.
Her Twitter is a trove of insanity.I can't help but find it interesting in some morbid way. Is it too late for me, anons?
>>64313830
Her "one man show" is incredible. She's the only person I think of as a counter-example when somebody says "chicks aren't funny."
>>64321353
It's like that crazy old aunt that doesn't shut the fuck up, but since she is family you have to hear all her bullshit in the holidays.
>>64312625
I fucking love her.
