>They took out our Turbo Cannon
Didn't anyone tell JJ that "Turbo Cannon" sounds retarded?
>>64309455
>Turbo Cannon
>Starkiller Base
>Death Star
>Hyperdrive
>Han Solo
They're just supposed to be cool meaningless sci-fi words.
>>64309750
Hyperdrive and Han Solo actually sound cool though.
>Turbo Cannon
>Starkiller
>Death Star
They sound like cheap imitation toys from the Dollar Store.
>>64309455
They're throw-backs to a cheesy sci-fi age... nostalgia for the old-timers.
>>64309844
Its fucking star wars everything sounds retarded
/tv/'s autismal nitpicking over dumb shif that matters little compared to the real problems of the film is triggering me
>>64309957
Calm down, there's enough threads about Mary Sue and Death Star 3: Electric Boogaloo. You'll never convince the redditors anyway, they've already been told loving the movie is the cool thing to do.
>>64309455
>You will never make sweaty, fear-fulled love to a tight uniformed First Order slut in a space closet while the base is exploding.
>>64309455
>Implying Poe doesn't call Finn's massive black cock a "Turbo Cannon"...
>>64309957
The only real problem is that ANH was obviously the blueprint for the entire movie.
Turbolasers have been around since the OT ya dip.
>'turbo lasers'
> clearly move slower than sound, possibly slower than a train
>>64310293
wow nobody has said this before, nice observation man! really worth you doing that capture and hitting them keys on your keyboard to say this!
>>64310682
Thanks man
>>64309918
No, it's clearly lazy, talentless writing. They could have easily called it something else.
>>64310117
>implying within a few months any criticism of TFA won't be considered 'reddit contrarianism'
>>64309455
>Death Star
Didn't anyone tell Lucas that "Death Star" sounds retarded?stop caring about star wars manchild
>complaining about shit like that when the main fucking villain is called Snoke
