Is Monica Geller the best TV wife of all-time?
>beautiful
>stays fit and healthy
>cooks
>cleans
>thinks Chandler has a fetish for sharks and is willing to participate just to make him happy
>prefers being on top in bed
>>64307087
I would say yes, if not somewhere in the top five.
>>64307087
Yes.
My waifu
>>64307087
She strikes me as the type of woman that would murder you before divorcing you. That could be a plus, I guess.
>>64307087
>ocd
>orange skin
>gets noticeably worse physically and mentally every year
>>64307239
this is about Monica, not Chandler.
![how-i-met-your-mother-lily-aldrin-wallpapers-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0xebB2t.jpg "how-i-met-your-mother-lily-aldrin-wallpapers-10[1].jpg")
The fact is that I don't remember a single thing about her character.
Still hot though.
>>64307087
>best wife
>doesn't do anal
I don't think so OP
>man face
>bad hair
>a jew
no
>>64307267
They ended up together for a reason. Great match.
>>64307301
she was the worst person of all time
>break up with marshall
>go to san fran
>fail at everyting
>return to NYC
>be mad at marshall
>constantly break up ted's relationships
you JUST KNOW that she was WILD in the sack
>>64307301
>breaks up with Marshall and fucks off to San Francisco so she can pursue her shitty art career while he's slaving away in law school
>ruins every one of Ted's relationships for her stupid fucking happy porch dream
>expects Marshall to give up everything he's worked for so they can move to Rome for a year
>literally one of the most selfish characters in TV history
Yeah, she's wonderful.
>>64307343
plus
>her credit card debt ruins their credit score
>be mad at marshall for becoming a judge
>>64307366
>Be mad at Marshall for becoming a judge
Remind me why again?
>>64307087
>thinks Chandler has a fetish for sharks and is willing to participate just to make him happy
The final season was so abysmal.
>>64307700
because they were supposed to go to rome for a year and it would prevent them doing so
>>64307700
she wanted to go to Italy with her irrelevant job, but Marshall obviously couldn’t just be judge in Italy.
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>>64307087She's Jewish too
>>64307301
>omg marshall the job that I fell into because of some chick Ted banged and which I have basically no qualification for aside from saying "that's a nice paintaing" about a painting which turned out to be a nice painting since I took the easy option after college and went into teaching babies how to fingerpaint is so much more important than your prestigious job that you've been working solidly towards for about a decade, which would be a great honour to you, set us up for life and validate the years you spent slogging through awful jobs that you hated, why can't you understand that
FUCK Lily
>>64307087
I am pretty sure she's also into anal sex, not because she particularly like it (although she would cum every fucking time at it), but she would perform anal sex for the strict purpose of pleasing her man.
So she's perfect.
>>64307301
Marshall would be a better wife than her
Man, why is everyone on HIMYM except Marshall such a disgustingly awful person, like I would not want to be friends with any of them
>>64308240
>Talking about their surrogate mother and her sexual partners
>"She couldn't have gotten pregnant from what they were doing together"
>"Oh god, was it the thing we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?"
>"The thing we never do."
>Implying that is not anal
>>64308480
Robin and Marshall were the only decent people, everyone else was awful.
>>64307087
>yfw season 1 Monica
Thinking about starting Friends from the beginning. Anybody else get that feeling around New Years?
>>64307087
Not hairy enough, and it would probably be much better if she stayed at least a little bit chubby.
>>64308567
Robin was pretty good for most of it but towards the end when they rebuilt her as FemBarney she was just terrible.
The shark one was particularly nice of her. It was a retarded plot for an episode, but in reality that'd be a very sweet sentiment.
>>64308641
Breh...
>>64308779
>mfw the cuteness gets off the scale
Season 1 was perfect.
>that good looking Chandler and actually charming Joey
>Phoebe isn't full cringe and Rachel is a snob
>Monica being perfect and Ross being normal Ross
![Married With Children - 0512 - Married... with Who.mp4_snapshot_10.17_[2015.12.29_13.47.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IIvFnnT.jpg "Married With Children - 0512 - Married... with Who.mp4_snapshot_10.17_[2015.12.29_13.47.45].jpg")
Cut it out, small time.
>>64307087
Fuck no, she had no respect for Chandler.
>>64308904
I never really watched Married with Children, so all I know about her was that she was literally "Me want sex cause husband no give": The character.
Am I wrong?
>>64308848
Happier days, we have seen, anon.
>tfw no Carrie wife
>>64308480
Robin was nice too, then Season 7 came and it was all about her and romance.
The show in general really start to become worse and worse after Marshall's dad death.
>>64307347
>separate beds
Although to be fair she had clearly grown repulsed by Basil, maybe there was still a fire that burned inside her and she wasn't just a dried up prude.
>>64307307
>>64308503
This, and bjs are rare as well.
Gotta vote for Kitty Foreman here tb.h
>>64308503
then Chandler is a fucking cuck...
>>64307348
Sounds like an average woman to me, can't stand realism?
>>64308987
Fuck this thread, I feel like watching it now.
When did it all go so wrong
>>64308988
That fucking show, man.
>carrie clearly wants dick a lot
>doug barely gives it
>she acts like a bitch because of this
>"wow, why is carrie such a bitch?"
Still can't believe they had that episode where the five year old was grabbing her tits and she actually got jealous when the kid started grabbing a different woman's tits.
>>64307087
i seE A NIPPLE
>>64308503
>implying the thing they never do isn't handjobs since there's too much potential to make a mess
>implying Monica isn't all-internal because surrounding the penis with an orifice contains the semen and keeps things tidy
>>64308988
I don't really watch this show but doesn't she have severe anger management problems?
Actress has had an interesting life though
>>64309164
>doesn't she have severe anger management problems?
Not severe, but some.
>>64307087
Why did every woman in the 90s draw their eyebrows on?
>>64309150PIVOT
>>64308988
>>64309189
Is the actress still one of those Scientology retards?
>>64309241
No, she left that.
>>64309198because it's hot as fuck
>tfw no thick nympho wife
>>64308567
Barney at least was supposed to be awful, but we were meant to root for Ted and Lily despite them both being total shits
>>64307797
It was a total abortion.
Season 9 wasn't much better.
>>64309060
>average women
>BEST WIFE thread
Yes. Well posted, Redditor
>>64307087
yes
>>64308848
>Courtney Cox was already 30 in Season 1
Surprising tbqh. She was unbelievably cute.
>>64309031
>Gotta vote for Kitty Foreman here tb.h
The porn actress in the XXX parody looked a lot like her, and was pretty hot, except of course being shaved.
![Married With Children - 0510 - One Down, Two to Go.mp4_snapshot_11.57_[2015.12.29_09.03.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zd2Zmun.jpg "Married With Children - 0510 - One Down, Two to Go.mp4_snapshot_11.57_[2015.12.29_09.03.20].jpg")
>>64308963
Actually on top of that she's a petty, uneducated, slutty, ungrateful, lazy, money-spending bitch. But every single one of the Bundys is a terrible person and it evens out.
She's also crazy cute and there are some /ss/ moments.
>>64309481
Barney also had plenty of reasons for being a shitty but he still managed to be pretty decent when it mattered.
>>64309156
Nah, it was BJs and anal. It had to be penis inserted for the surrogate to think she was possibly pregnant by shovelly Joe.
>>64309605
>Courtney Cox was already 30 in Season 1
what the fucking hell, she actually was, thought she were in her early-mid 20s
>>64308266
I kept expecting him and Ted to go full gay bromance, and then Barney could be gay too and we'd have a triple threat gaynado that said to hell with women. Then they wanted to have kids so they went to a mad scientist and built replicant children.
>>64309782
Monica season 1 and 2 please
Ross was the biggest Friend
Why did he not simple eat the rest?
>>64309782
Did nobody but Matthew Perry age on this show?
>>64309782
schimmer is frozen in time
>>64307087
Friends is a show for girls and queers
>>64308665
I just did
God the female characters suck
>>64309880
>Joey
>>64309898
this
>>64309879
Where is this meme from?
>>64309782
Season 2 looked like the aesthetic peak for all of them except Schwimmer. He looks better around Season 6.
>>64309942
s10 Schwimmer is best
He aged like wine
>>64309942
Futurama
>>64309782
Incoming best
>Rachel
S5
>Chandler
S2
>Joey
S3
>Monica
S2
>Phoebe
S7
>Ross
S10
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>>64307087
>lists prefers being on top in bed as a good thing
>does not root for all fours while grabbing her hair
Beta spotted
>>64310061
Fuck off.
>>64310131
>>64309888
Superior jew genes.
>>64310175
>a literal animefag tries to stand up against a brave, named poster
>>64310056
If you don't pick Season 1, 2 or 3 Rachel then you are lost friendo.
>>64309782
>Rachel
S3
>Chandler
S1
>Joey
S4
Monica
>S2
Phoebe
>S1
Ross
>S5 and S10
>>64310131
Nah, he's right.
Filtered.
>>64310230
You seem peturbed
>>64310282
>standing up for oneself in face of adversity = perturbed
>>64310230
>a brave, named poster
STUNNING AND BRAVE
BRPFUCKRLE UPF, BFUCKAROO
>>64310270
>filtering someone with the self-respect to take ownership of his posts
>>64310317
>adversity
>>64309039
He literally is.
Monica doesn't actually want to be with him, but she had to settle because Joey didn't want her and when Richard wanted her she couldn't accept because her friends would leave her for running away with him and leaving Chandler.
It's pretty clear throughout their relationship that she is only with him because she is desperate for a beta male, while he is desperate for any woman and projects his fetishes and dreams on her.
>early rachel
>all those short skirts and pantyhose
>>64310349
are you literally, dare i say, seething?
>>64310357
Hello!
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>>64310422
see: >>64310061
Gotta say i'd go with Carrie in the end.
She's hot as fuck, she's tough, she works and earns money, she's crazy but not too crazy, she looks like she would do pretty much anything sexually.
The only downside is her crazy father but it's worth it.
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>>64310416
Listen friend, posting pictures of your safe space isn't going to help you overcome all this adversity
>>64310366
Exactly. This alone puts season 1, 2, 3 Rachel above all other seasons.
>>64310467
>implying that the only person valiant enough to own his posts requires a safe space
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>>64309888
>literally
>>64310937
Goddamn those Jew genes. I'm 27 and look older than him. Maybe we goyim really should just roll over.
>>64307087
>>thinks Chandler has a fetish for sharks and is willing to participate just to make him happy
>>prefers being on top in bed
I don't remember these episodes at all
>>64307301
shit in himym but goat wife in american pie films
>>64308988
>That arc where Doug was supposed to lose a bunch of weight but Kevin James failed at dropping the pounds
>They just put him in a man gurdle
>He still looks like a fat fuck
>Every character comments on how slim he looks
>Carrie pining over his new hot bod, apparently
>Story arc is cut short and Kevin James is back to his regular fat fuck-edness like 3 episodes later
What the fuck is wrong with Kevin James?
Although they'd have more problems if Wilson wasn't around to provide advice.
>Becomes a gossip because her husband was always drunk and couldn't get it up
>When he does get it up he's not interested in her
>Shows more compassion and loyalty than anyone else in the show
>Great cook
>Great cleaner
>Lovely person
I imagine in her younger days she'd have been a top tier fuck 2bh, and definitely a good wife
>>64310444
You are embarrassing yourself, begging for attention in an anonymous imageboard. Go to reddit where everyone has usernames.
>>64309782
>S7 Monica
>S9 Phoebe
>just give me Rachel any season familia
I would easily give Jennifer Aniston the kids Brad Pitt never wanted to give her.
>>64312584
Pitt wanted kids but Aniston didn't want (or couldn't have) them, Just look at him and Angelina they have like 23 kids.
>>64312048
No, because then I won't be special
>>64307087
>>prefers being on top in bed
>good
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>>64309898
I'm both so...
>>64307343
You talking about Pam from the Office?
>>64312779
so kill yourself
>>64307301
She used to be hot but Lily is an awful person. Though I hated all of them except Marshall who was a 100% bro
>>64312838
die ciscum
in the history of TV?
>>64307087
She was shit tier at being a 20-something whore but a god tier wife
>>64308665
I had the exact same feeling years ago because it premiered on netflix January 1st 2015
>>64310458
You're doing the lords work Anon, thank you.
>>64312778
enjoy your PE
>>64312677
Oh shit was it the other way around? My bad. Still. I'd never use a condom with Aniston.
>>64310317
Holy hell what a fucking fag.
>>64312875
... what I'd give....
>>64312875
>navel so lewd it had to be censored
>>64313066
it's not premature if it's inside the vagina
>>64313162
With me it's always premature
>>64309382
yes m8
>>64308665
>Thinking about starting Friends from the beginning. Anybody else get that feeling around New Years?
Why in the world would you want to do something like that to yourself?
>>64310245
100% agree
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Anybody else like that thickie Christine from "Yes, Dear"?
>>64309782
>those nips on S3 Jennifer aniston
>Not liking the best grill in Friends
Literally diamonds
>>64313536
Looks good to me.
>>64309782
>dat lil bit of sag on S5 Rachels
delicious
>>64313536
>those episodes when Christine had a low neckline and bent toward the camera
life is good
>>64309782
thanks for reminding me how muh dick felt about Courtney Cox throughout this show as a tween
>>64309898
And how do you if you never touched or met a girl?..... oh!
>>64309782
>S2 Monica
literally perfect
>>64309782
>season whatever rachel
>season whatever chandler
>season whatever joey
>season 4 monica
>season never phoebe
>season 5 angry ross
JUST
>>64311690
You, I like you.
>>64313536
She had a good personality but Kim was way, way hotter.
>>64314259
even with the big head
>>64314259
Yeah but Greg was the most irritating fucking shit that her being married to him sorta dragged her down.
>>64313563
Chandler and Janice really captured the "this woman is so annoying but I just can't give up having sex with her" relationship dilemma
>>64309681
She also loves Al even though he's broke as fuck, and seems to get turned on by violence.
Plus somehow, she stays in shape.
>>64309880
Chandler was the most noticeable but Joey and Ross were quite a bit fatter at the end of the show's run.
>>64315138
I think this one would be my pick.
>>64309604
time to fap!
>>64309782
>no iggy pop
wasted potential
>not traveling the galaxy with your waifu and crew.
>>64315159
Janice was fucking perfect.
>>64315768
>No hottie ovendodger wife with an annoying voice
;_;
JDIMSATBHFAM
>>64315999
>tfw all I ever wanted in life was a really hairy dumpy Jewish chick with a Janice/Fran voice
>>64309150
>>64308040
kek'd like a retard, thanks for the unexpected laff anon
>>64311528
home improvement, baby!!!
Mrs Purchase, because I would love to be an actor married to a prostitute who lies in bed smoking all day.
>>64314165
yeah she fugged it all up with weird surgery. Lisa aged great though, if she had any work done, it's hardly noticeable.
I'll go with Elizabeth Burke from White Collar as best wife.
She has the mind, the thickness, the intuition, a nice evolution from hot teen to hot milf,everything.
>>64307155
why live if no monica wifu?
>>64309782
Phoebe is the best Friends girl, period. Would spend a life with
>>64320044
Her personality is fucking awful, you should really reconsider your life choices.
>>64307087
Not anymore faggot
>JUST botox my shit up
>>64309782
>season 2 and 3 rachel
slight thickness, great legs
>>64320595
I dont understand how you can fuck up this badly
>>64320595
>tfw got out at the right time and got a new model
>>64320595
Is she playing Cat woman in a new bio pic? Or is this for real life?
Literal perfection.
>>64307301
Fuck lily is just a shitty person
The grinch episode , like wtf she was being a huge bitch and at the end she doesn't even apologize.
Or the episode when Ted learns that she broke him up with all of his old relationships
Or the fuck your dreams Marshall I want to go to Italy
>>64311375
holy shit thank you for reminding me about this.
*younger* Helen Hunt
>>64321124
>Cucks chase with her ex husband cum
> would leave Chase if House would ask her to
> divorced chase because ....
>>64321549
Chase was being a little bitch about that, and that is the reason she left. And no, she wouldn't. Literally perfect for the autists in need of help of this board.
>>64307797
I didn't think it was that bad. There's a definite drop in quality compared to the earlier seasons but it's not too drastic IMO.
>>64309241
Pretty sure she left and they made condescending comments about her career soon after.
>>64321527
She still looks good
>>64307087
I saw this pic this morning and I thought she reminded me of someone and now I just figured out who. Capri Cavanni. Just thought I'd share that.
>>64321804
She looks like the mayor of Alexandria
>>64315525
This nigga gets it.
>>64321804
Ehhhhh not nearly as good as she was on this show. Maybe it was just her character made her hotter I don't remember.
>>64307301
faggot show
>>64321916
She looks like a White Walker.
>>64321124
>Actress
Perfect
>Cameron
A bitch.
>>64309108
when the fuck did the big show guest star in always sunny?
>>64320595
Jesus, I bet Bill Lawrence and his wife convinced her to do it
Step it up nigguz
>>64322299
You're severely underestimating how short Devito is.
>>64322650
Bullet in the brain within the first week of marriage with that ... thing.
>>64324038
I chuck pic related around a lot, but it will never be more relevant than here.
