>you're in the writing room
>you get to pick what line Mark Hamill gives to end The Force Awakens instead of drawn out silence
What do you pick?You're back.
>>64297940
BANE?
>>64297940Kept you waitin', huh?
>>64297940
Welcome back
You didn't find Luke Skywalker.You found... yourself, Rey.
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."
Ayy Lmao
Finally.. The Force Has Awakened in IMAX 3D
>>64297940
I missed you.
>>64297940
Hello Reddit
>>64297940
I know youwere sent by Snoke.
"Now, I am Yoda"
No one will ever believe you
>>64297940
You're look just like your mother
He force chokes Rey and throws her off the cliff.
>>64297969
winner
>luke skywalker, now that's a name I haven't heard in a looooong time
>>64297940I came here to be alone
Does it mayne?
"Fuck Kylo"
>>64297940
shall we continue?
Don't hold it like that, dummy. And stop with the smug face[/autism]
>Finally, after all these years during the Star Wars, The Force Awakens!
No, Rey. -I- am your father.
Alejandro has prepared a delightful meal for us. Chilean Ses Bass I believe
>>64298072
Winner IMO
"The fuck are you doing with my dad's old lightsaber? Are you another one of those stalkers obsessed with Jedi?"
>>64297940
"Heh.... Took you long enough kid..."
HOW SWAY
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine...
>>64298072
lol
Finally.
"No autographs"
>>64297940
You're 15 minutes late god damn it! Theres no way Im paying for a cold pizza!
>>64298072
most likely J.J will use this
"don't move. don't say anything. there is a large, invisible helicopter circling around us as we speak."
>>64297940
>get the fuck off my island roastie whore, why dont you suck jamal off at your resistance party with your other normie friends
>>64297940
Ay bb u wan sum fuk
No solicitors
>>64297940
I don’t like younglings. They are coarse and rough and irritating, and get everywhere.
Someone get this hothead outta here.
Wait... how do you know I'm Luke Skywalker? For all you know this planet could be full of old men in white robes.
>>64298164
This is Han's force ghost
>>64297940
BAZINGA
AAGHAHGHGGHGUAGHHHHH
*sheev spins*
"do you have any AA batteries? My hand hasn't worked in decades"
You might wanna move, you're standing over the saarlack pit
>>64298198He was a good friend
>it's just been revoked
Kim?
Anybody using quotations marks instead of greentext arrows is pretty much from Reddit
We have to move the island
Did you bring toilet paper
>>64298266
It's treason then
>>64298152
KEK
"Oh for fuck sake...NO, I DON'T have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ."
>welcome.... To Jurassic park.
>>64297940
>"Are you ready to begin your training?" takes hood off and turns around
>Rey - "I'm not afraid"
>Music cue
https://youtu.be/_azNOrE2nSM?t=15s that
>Luke - "You will be...you will be"
>>64298266
do you wish you could downvote comments, newfriend?
>>64297940
Too old! Too old to begin the training, mmm!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Shit, LINE?"
credits
>30 seconds of confused Luke
>face lights up
>"Chewie!"
>>64297940That's not mine.
>OH HEY WHERE'S HAN?
;_;
>"I don't recall ever owning a lightsaber"
did you rike it?
>>64298266
I don't get why /tv/ is so paranoid about Reddit. Redditors don't waste their time with us.
>"uhhh 4chan we don't talk about that place XD"
It makes me suspicious is all, you know? Are you sure you're not from a certain other site?
Why are you still holding it? And what the fuck is with that autistic expression? Now fuck off, i came here to masturbate in peace
>>64297940
>Avengers, A-
Pure ideology *sniff*
>>64298356
Kekadoodledoo
oy you smelly cunt give ur dadda a good peck on the check now luv
>>64298161
You do realize JJ was only signed to do TFA, right?
>>64297940
JUST
>>64297940
>you're
>not your
Pleb spoted.
>you look nothing like your picture. I want my 300 dollars back!
Memes aside, "You're back" would be the perfect blockbuster movie Chris Nolan "let's talk about this on reddit for six weeks" ending.
It's treason, then
>>64297940
It's treason, then.
>>64298156
PIZZA TIME
I'm not paying for those.
PIZZA TIME
He doesn't say anything.
Rey says "Help me Luke Skywalker, you're my only hope." and then he gets to act the fuck out of his tiny role.
>>64297940You're BLACKED
"It's getting cold, isn't it?"
DEW IT
>>64297940
M I C, K E Y, MOUSE!
>GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ISLAND
>>64297940
After all these years, finally, The Force Awakens.
>>64298040
kek
>Tell me about Kylo, why does he wear the mask?
>>64298266
Reddit actually has angle brackets for quotations. Just like we do. It's been a thing since the earliest BBSes.
>>64298192
roasties btfo
don't approach unless wearing armor
>>64298447
god damnit
I haven't had sex in twenty years. DTF?
>>64298369
t. Falseflagger from r/4chan
>>64297940
TITS OR GTFO
>>64298528
kill yourself
>>64298447
>>64298453
>>64298528
>But I wanna go to Toshe station to pick up some power converters!
>You look tired, Rey, you should get some rest
BWREEEEEE BWREEEEEE
Hi
"My sister sent you, didn't she?"
And then Leia is confirmed for Snoke in VIII
>>64298581
>>64298597
>salty fucks who didn't get picked
>Where's your mother?
>>64298528
>>>/reddit/
>>64298569
>r/4chan
I have never seen a worst place on the internet before, it's like a zoo for what their idea of this website is
>Rey hands over the lightsaber to Luke
>Luke said "No,for you"
Yousa in big doodoo
my baby girl
>Rey: "The Republic is gone. We need a new hope!"
>Luke: "Rey...I was hoping I would see you again."
>>64298266
>m-muh meme arrows!
>>64298657
To be fair, it probably makes /tv/ seem browsable. Star Wars is saving this board from the shithole it was before the release date.
>cigarettes?
>The Force has Awoken.
>Directed by J.J Abrams
I don't like sand
>Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
"Luke Skywalker?"-Rey
"YOU CAN TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB"-Luke
>>64297940
"Due to the time slippage, I've just arrived two minutes before you did."
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm a pilot, you know.
>Got any deathsticks?
Are you an angel?
>For the last decade I've been here, alone. With nothing but books to keep me company. This one in particular--this Galaxy Encyclopedia--is my favorite. So much information. Ask me and I'll tell you about every planet and every star. Wars. The force. Awakens your inner child, reading does.
>A long time ago I was working in Burma for the local government
>Tangerine[\spoiler]
>>64297940
"The force is strong in my family. I have it. My father had it. My sister has it. You have that power too... but I've never felt anything like this. I have to tea-... You must learn to control it yourself."
"Alone? But... I need you, Luke Skywalker. We all need your help!"
"No, you don't." (ominous)
>tits or gtfo
>you don't get to bring friends
>welcome to Ireland
>Han didn't fly so good
>at least you can talk
>I used to bullseye Womp Rats in my T-16 back home.
>>64297940
*unzips dick*
Tits or gtfo
I'm sorryLuke is another castle
>Dagobah was a mistake
Saying anything would give away too much.
The film did it right.
Luke: You better watch yourself, I have the death sentence on 12 systems.
Rey: I'll be careful
Luke: YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!
>>64298866
this.
even one word would be meme fuel for years
I've been waiting for you.
>>64298837
>Better get some rest, tomorrow we go out to shoot some womp rats in my T-16 first thing in the morning
>Did you see that giant red beam in the sky earlier too? The fuck was that about...
>>64298837
>>64298850
What are THOooOoOoOoSSEeeeE
>>64298880
it's deathmark you fuck
>>64298902
No words and its still meme fuel for years
>>64298276
LMAO
>>64297940
Sorry just woke and was taking a pee, didn't expect any visits.
>where am i
It's over Rey. I have the the high ground.
>Obi-wan said you'd be coming.
I felt it.
>>64298946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZH9fO1wsTU
no it's not
*Rey holds out lightsaber*
Rey: This is yours.
*Luke looks at the lightsaber, then back at Rey*
Luke: No... it's yours.
>Your poetry lessons start now.
"Ah shit, Max von Sydow's character died didn't he?"
WAIT, YOU CAN SEE ME?
>>64298958
Randy Orton pose meme died out a while ago
>>64298958
Nowhere near as bad as it could have been.
>Han murdered Greedo.
>Rey?
>Dr. Skywalker?
>Tell me why does Ken wear the mask?
>...
>A lot of loyalty for womyn
>>64297940bush did 9/11
>there is only one who can defeat snoke now
>is it you?
>no it's JOHN CENAAAAA
>Han never told you about your father
>>64298040
"Yoda I am Now"
>I thought I told you to wait for me on not-tattooine, you little tramp. BTW, do you remember killing all my younglings yet? Ya, fuck you.
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
>I am the one who knocks.
>Ok, now you hide.
>>64297940
>u fokin w0t
>>64297940
"oh thank god, I haven't gotten any pussy in 30 years"
>my daughter....you've returned
>Rey extends her hands out, Luke's lightsaber resting in her open palms
>Luke reaches out and closes her palms around the saber, gifting it to her.
"For you"
>>64297940
Finally my whore arrived
>wait, don't tell me. They did another deathstar didn't they? lulz
>Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town!
>>64297940
"You've taken your first step into a larger world"
Fanservice = money
>>64297940
"Hello, Bats!"
Let the force be awakened.
>"oh good, you've arrived. The buck has been waiting for years for you to come"
>a voracious and virile untamed kongolese bull appears from behind the ruins
>"PREP ME BITCH, I GOTS TA FUK DIS HOE HERE"
>the bull whips out his 13”x7” kongolese monster cock and luke starts fervently servicing his magisterial member
>GUHDAYUM WITE BOII U SUK THA DIK GUD NOWAYIMSAYIN, NOW HO UP A SEC WILE I FUK UR BITCH
>rey hastily removes all her clothes and presents her sopping wet pussy to the buck, all too eager to receive his superior black seed. Luke somberly masturbates his little white dick in the corner as the bull fills his girlfriend, rey’s uterus with the exalted seed from his untamed cock
>directed by JJ abrams
WE WUZ KNIGHTS N SHIT
>>64298014
I would die laughing.
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
Hello Bats!
*joker laugh
....wizard.
Luke Skywalker you’re looking for HMMMMMMMM? Take you to him I will.
>>64297940
>I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
"Finally, someone can get me off this rock. I've been stranded ever since me ship crashed."
>>64299529
JUST
>>64298192
/tv/ meme magic stronk
>>64299529
GET OUT.
>>64297940
>It begins.
>>64299529
topkek
>Could've sworn that hooker I hired was a Twi'lek
>>64298152
Kek
>>64297940
Rey: I don't want this, take this burden from me! Please...
Luke: I'm sorry, It's your destiny...
IT'S POTTERY!
>>64299529
Kek
>>64298356
GREAT SCOTT
>>64299529
I will literally kill a dude to make this canon.
>>64299529
Everybody get the fuck out, this one wins.
>"... For frodo"
>*charges off the cliff*
The welcome back thing doesn't make any fucking sense
you're a mary sue, rey!
>>64299529
No dialogue, but I'd have him walk up and just throw the lightsaber into the ocean and stare at her angrily until she leaves
>>64297940
>Good you've come to rescue me. Jedi Masters or the force don't teach you how to fucking swim off an island in the middle of a sea planet, now do they?
>>64297940
These pretzels..are making me thirsty!
honestly drawn out silence was better than anything he could have possibly said
>>64299691
L A N D I S F A G
Only Quads can kill giga nigga
>Rak Rak Rakata City Bitch.
he should forcepull the lightsaber and turn it on
just that nothing more
>you wanna see all these dank memes I made up??
>>64299733
these? pretzels! are making me? thirsty.
>>64298776
underrated
Rey should then say: "I'm sorry Luke, Disney just made 90% of Wookiepedia non-canon.
>>64298168
He then proceeds to fuck bb8.
Whoosa are yoosa?
>>64297940
>who the fuck are you?
Die bitch!
/not german
SPOOK STREET
>>64297940How?
>Is George gone yet?
>take lightsaber
>turn it on
>drop it
>buns a hole through the ground and disappears
"It's China's problem now"
>I built a better one in ROTJ.
>>64299529
This is the greatest fucking shit I've ever read.
>>64297940
>Rosebud
>>64299807
>implying they're on earth
>>64298235
Rancor pit
>meesa name is masta luke skywalker. I have learned the big bombad powers of the force from the original force users, gungans.
>>64299832
that's the joke.
and now for my woody allen impression
>>64299529
I always liked how Yoda laughed and his eyes got big after that.
It was a joke only he knew at the time and kinda got off on it for a second but hid it extremely well
>>64299529
can someone explain why this is getting so many replies? Why is luke acting retarded = funny? I get he sounds like yoda but is the joke he is yoda now?
>>64299832
>Implying it's not Ireland.
>>64299529
This.
>>64298614
>>64299872
>is the joke he is yoda now?
Uhhhh, duh.
>>64299872
what the fuck
>>64299872
Samefag and Yoda quote.
>>64299529
>>64299872
Because the line with that picture is funny? Retard.
>>64299472
Wow friend that's so too meme that's very humorous and has nothing to do with your own insecurities
>>64298941
>>64297940_______DEEZ NUTS
HOL UP HARRY>>
>>64297940
>what fucking took you so long
>where's Han
>Truly we have become The Force Awakening
>And I said, biiiiiiiiiitch
>>64299529
Chuckled
>>64300028
>Implying he couldn't feel Han's death through the force just like Leia did.
"I didn't order no niggerfucker"
>Luke takes the lightsaber
>Has anyone told you about the Dark Side?
>Lightsaber turns on, only it's red now because he's evil
>Joker laugh as credits roll
>Bitches, leave.
>>64297940
>So love has blinded you?
>>64300028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUe7joRUW0
>>64300113
>"JOKER'S IN, BABY"
>>64297940that's a big lightsaber
>Don't tell me... my saber... you did get it back, didn't you? (he picks up Rey and shakes her violently) What have you done to me?!
>>64297940
>WELL THEN YOU'RE LOST!
>>64300200
>for you
>>64297940
>"And now truly begins, the war for the stars."
