CAN DISNEY EVEN LOSE?
>>64297881
PART
WTF WHY IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING A REMAKE???
THERE IS NO SURER SIGN OF A DYING CIVILIZATION THAN WE CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY NEW STORIES.
YES I'M ACTUALLY UPSET.
>>64297953
Come up with something new that's good.
>>64297953
Because original movies don't do well and everyone is obsessed with the past
worst news ever
let it die
>>64297978
Give me 100 million dollars and ill make it
>>64297881
HARRISON FORD RETURNS BUT TEAMS UP WITH ADULT SHORT ROUND PLAYED BY JET LI OR MARC DECASCOS. DISNEY HIRE ME PLS
>>64297978
>Alright this isn't working what's your story?
>That was plan B
>>64297953
This isn't a remake.
They're doing it with Ford.
>>64298045
>RUUUUUN
Lucas is a fucking retard.
>>64297881
Please no. Ford needs to retire and I don't want the role recasted.
>>64297881
I wonder if Howard the Duck was the first instance of Disney using a Lucasfilm property in a movie.
>>64297953
When a culture becomes so apathetic that it cannot even produce compelling, original art on its own, its pretty much doomed.
What do you guys think will come after Western civilization? Back to fascism?
>>64297881
The only possible plot that could work is
>INDIANA JONES AND THE HOLLOW EARTH:
>Also, there are secret NAZIs in the Hallow Earth
If it's anything else I will be horridly disapointed
>>64297881
If they get Spielberg back and Lucas isn't involved I might consider watching.
>>64298184
secret lizard nazis actually.
you're not supposed to know about that by the way.
the authorities have been alerted.
>>64298170
>Lucasfilm property
Lucas licensed the character from Marvel.
Bring back Shia
Indiana jones has a granddaughter named Jessica
>>64298261
Sorry, you're right.
But wouldn't Lucas have had film rights?
>>64298170
It was. Supposedly they jumped at the chance because they regretted turning down Star Wars and Raiders kek.
Though I guess their the ones laughing now.
Why was everyone pissed off about aliens? Sure they didn't NEED to make another movie, but since they did anyway what would've been a better choice? Also, was surviving a nuke in a fridge that much more stupid then going off a waterfall on an inflatable raft?
>>64298177
>Back to facism?
More like Back to the future reboot.
It will happen in our lifetime.
Just fucking let it go
Harrison Ford is too old. It was obvious to everyone in Crystal Skull, and even more so in TFA
>>64298329
I think he probably let them revert to Marvel.
>>64298333
*they're
I just realized Lucas made the first Marvel movie unless you count Conan the Barbarian.
>>64298354
The aliens I didn't mind, I was even looking forward to it, but the fridge was just shitty and awkward as well as looking super fake.
>>64298354part time
>>64298360
>All female cast
>Diversity hires
>All fat
>>64298364
>Crystal Skull
Actually thought he did okay in Crystal Skull. My expectations were rock bottom low though. He both looked and was atrocious in TFA though. He's officially hit the wall.
>>64298010
If your idea is good you will make 100 million.
No put in the work faggot
>Original movies do poorly
>Remakes and Sequels easily make 1 billion dollars
It's not their fault people are paying for more of the same shit
>>64298473
I thought he looked timid, goofy and toothless in both.
I cant really blame him, he's old, but I cant tolerate it
>>64298627
Why not make something similar but not the exact same? Like the Uncharted game or National Treasure or even Lara Croft tried doing.
Is there only one conceivable super cool hero with one established story capable of travelling the world to find ancient artifacts?
ITT: flicks that only amerilards watch
>>64298814
China would love short round
>>64297881
>getting hyped for the watering down and Marvel-tier sensibilities rape of a cinema claasic
>>64297953
>SW and MCU are remakes
Wha?
>>64297881
As long as they get Chris Pratt to take over in a reboot I don't see an issue
Hopefully they will acknowledge Mutt's existence even if Shia won't be in the movie
>>64299264
>same characters
>rehashed story lines
>working within pre existing universe instead of being creative and original
Writers today are trying to adapt old stories not trying to make anything new. Heck I would even count making a movie based on a book that hasn't been adapted yet as being creative.
1 = Ark of the Covenant
2 = some mumbo jumbo poo in the loo shit
3 = Holy Grail
4 = Ayy lmao
What could it be this time?
PART TIME
>>64299537
why? he was total shit
>>64297978
If someone paid me and gave me the proper amount of time to flesh out a story I think I could do it. I've got a few ideas.
>>64298177
The death of western culture will likely mean the death of the planet as well. The day America collapses is the day we launch our nukes on each other. That or a super natural disaster occurs.
>>64297881
Is this going to be Raiders 2.0?
Will Indy get killed an Shia will take over?
>>64297953
u mad bro?
>>64299834
Yeah me too.
>Herrison Ford gets stabbed in the chest by Shia Lebeouf
pottery
>>64300056
Hahaha nice
>>64299988
>Indy gets killed saving Shia and Shia takes over as Indy halfway through the film. At the end Shia is accused of raping a girl and it turns out it was Indy's long lost daughter Illiana.
YOUR A TEACHER?
>>64299880
yeah just like soviet union did right.
youll just get cucked out by some other nation the same way.
>>64297881
FUCK
>>64297881
No one wants to see geriatric Indy wheezing his way through a booby trapped tunnel. Dump Ford into a wheelchair and cast a young guy like chris pratt.
PART
>>64300394
Soviet Union was never as powerful as the US.
What are the chances indiana jones will be killed off and Mutt will become his replacement, ushering in a new trilogy for a new generation?
>>64298735
Brand power
Lrn 2 marketing 101 brah
>>64300482
doesnt matter much when you use the word "collapses" that probably wont happen overnight.
Will Harrison Ford be stabbed by his son, Shia?
>>64298354
>Also, was surviving a nuke in a fridge that much more stupid then going off a waterfall on an inflatable raft?
yes, it was much more stupid
>>64300533
It was never implied to be overnight cuckboi
>>64300447
I'd actually be okay with this
>>64298286
>carolina
>>64297881
goddamn just leave harrison alone the motherfucker is just tired of indiana jones
>>64300728
they will keep hiring him for blockbusters now until he dies on the off chance its during shooting.
Is there any good eu Indiana Jones stuff? How was the tv show? I know Lucas was heavily involved.
>>64297881
So they are going to kill Indy too?
No thanks
>>64300704
That's a good one.
So what are they going to start calling it after this one? Spielberg said Harrison will always be Indiana Jones, so no reboots or anything but I imagine a protege is going to take over.
>>64300815
starring jennifer lawerence
>>64298473
PART TIME
Calling it now, it will be set during a similar period as Raiders or Crusade and is either going to be all photo-realistic CGI like the Tintin movie on steroids, or this is going to be the first use of the Tron Legacy age-reduction tech with a protagonist's performance through the whole film
I already saw Han die on screen and it made me feel older, not going to watch another childhood hero die
>>64298333
Howard the Duck got a somewhat dark and gritty reboot recently, which they teased at the end of guardians. The duck is back, baby.
>>64300942
yfw when he discovers and ancient weapon from a more civilized time and accidentally turns it on facing his chest.
>>64298052
holy shit that's hilarious
>>64298354
>Also, was surviving a nuke in a fridge that much more stupid then going off a waterfall on an inflatable raft?
THANK YOU. FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE WHO AGREES WITH ME!
Also, about the aliens? Is it that much different from a box full of Jewish ghosts that melt your face off?
>>64300447
But Chris Pratt can only play one type of character.
Bearded dudebro guy who never grew out of his college frat days.
>>64301887
you betrayed shiva
>>64298354
>>64301887
>Also, was surviving a nuke in a fridge that much more stupid then going off a waterfall on an inflatable raft?
Significantly more stupid. Nuclear blasts inherently do way more damage than a waterfall
Ghosts and aliens are two entirely different leagues
>>64297881
They are going to buy up every other major franchise out there as well, including 007.
James Bond will be black and politically correct, fighting against fem-nazis.
Double oh, nigga.
>>64302147
>Ghosts and aliens are two entirely different leagues
Why are aliens so out of whack in a universe where Judaism, Christianity, and Hinduism are all simultaneously true?
>>64302156
Also to add to that, Disney will be buying the rights to Star Trek too, and there will be a crossover with all other franchises.
It will be a big giant shit fuck.
It's been years and I still can't figure out why Crystal Skull turned out the way it did. It had a great set up; the 50s sci fi angle seemed like a genuinely good way to go with the Russians being a logical replacement for the Nazis.
Yet it turned out to be one of the most awful movie experiences ever. Why? What went wrong?
>>64302199
Because none of those religions have aliens in them
There's no need for this to be a thing. They need to donit right, and by that i mean make it super fucking weird. I want mutants, and aliens and shit. Make everything incoherent but self aware. Itll be trash but enjoyable trash.
>>64302273
they werent aliens they were ancient mexican something or others i think
>>64302353
They were a hybrid of area 51 aliens and south american crystal skull aliens
>>64300951
>Howard the Duck got a somewhat dark and gritty reboot
Howard the Duck was always dark and gritty. It was Lucas that turned him into a bad joke.
>>64297881
>adding unnecessary sequels to my all time favorite movie series
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>64297953
>I HAVE TO SEE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE NEW MOVIES, I HAVE A CHOICE TO NOT GO SEE IT, BUT THEN I COULDNT COMPLAIN ON THE INTERNET ABOUT SOMETHING I HAVE A CHOICE NOT TO SEE
>>64300447
This.
Pratt would crush as new Indy. My only other idea would be beard bro from Zero Dark Thirty
I think they should combine Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park.
>>64298177
get hype
https://youtu.be/FsaieZt5vjk
Just get the guy that plays Kirk in the new Star Wars movies
>>64303378
He is LITERAL box office poison despite being talented and very attractive.
>>64303216
no they should fuse Indiana Jones and ayyliens
>ooooooooh
>>64303378
nah just use this guy
https://youtu.be/bba_wPdLxp4
>>64297953
I'm annoyed, too, but it is a reflection of the idiots in society who keep going to this trash. If people want the movie studios to stop making sequels and IP films, stop watching.
So long as trash makes tons of money, the studios will keep on turning out trash.
I'm not holding my breath that people will stop paying money to watch this trash.
>>64299596
Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth.
Unfortunately, the fountain of youth is a warehouse full of Geritol.
>>64302272
Probably the biggest problem was that the Russians weren't evil or threatening enough. You have the cool idea of the lady being part of Soviet psychic experiments, but that it totally underutilized.
I think I would actually be willing to forgive the Beef, the refrigerator, CGI prarie dogs, and swinging with monkeys if the damn villains were more villainous.
>>64299880
Lol get over yourself
It'll be good to see sjws and the ignorant who thought it could last forever working in sweatshops for the chinese for the next few centuries
Crusade > Temple > Raiders > Skull
>>64297881
>Chris Pratt is rumored to star
LIVING THE MEME LIFE
>>64298153
Memelord is going to be the next indy. Search your feelings.
>>64298052
Because that worked out so well 8 years ago
>>64305618
Temple is almost tied with Crusade for me, but I understand why you would put it above Temple.
I hope that get George Lucas to direct it. (I am not joking or "trolling" here.)
>>64305728
But he doesn't have any experience directing the Indy movies.
>>64297953
There are enough original movies out there son. Its just that normally adapted shit makes the most money
>>64302272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zphhfHon_I Educate yourself.
>>64297953
you do realize there are tons of other, original movies made every year?
>>64305772
So?
>>64297912
>>64298449
>>64299679
>>64300455
sup, reddit
>>64305688
>Crystal Skull was 8 years ago
>still hurts
>>64300394
The Americans strike me as the sort of people that would do it just out of spite.
>>64297881
DISNEY CEO CONFIRMS NEW PLINKETT REVIEW
>>64297881
>>64297953
The economy's fucked, ticket sales are down and it's much harder to draw a crowd. So the studios now only bank on sure fire hits and with the nostalgia generation, the only sure fire hits are remakes. TV doesn't have this problem and is for the most part original as it's ever been.
>>64298052
>Short Round where's my pudding?
>Oh Dr. Jones, we've been over this, my name is Chen, your family hired me to take care of you for a little while.
>Wh-where's Marion
>Dr. Jones. Marion passed away 23 years ago.
>...
>...
>...
>Short Round where's my pudding?
Can't wait senpai
>>64306062
>chris pratt rumored to star as harry plinkett
why is this allowed
>>64306230
>hot young Plinkett with cyborg leg
it's gonna be GOAT
has reddit already won lads?
It'd be better to do an Indy set during WWII, to be quite honest.
Here, I'll write the plot:
>Opening scene shows a woman bravely infiltrating a museum and stealing a globe, bypassing modern traps that look suspiciously similar to the ones from the opening of Raiders.
>As she exits, she's caught by a rival who forces her to turn it over with the help of the police
>In 1981, Indiana Jones's granddaughter, Dakota Jones, who never met Indy, is a cartography professor at a college very similar to, but not the same, as the one Indy worked at.
>One day, a government official comes to consult her about the meaning of a mysterious map
>She figures out without much effort that it shows the location of The Vessel of the Laws, an old artifact containing scraps of the original Torah from the Second Temple before it was burned by the Romans
>The government official, who is probably an extremely old Short Round, tells her that they found the map on a group of Neo-Nazis; Dakota determines that they're going to use it's magical powers to make not only their armies invincible, but their navies too!
>They go to Jerusalem
>Neo-Nazi's along with her rival beat her there and are digging in the wrong place
>Dakota Jones sneaks in, digs in the right place, overcomes her fear of lizards, and grabs the Vessel
>Her rival steals it back from her
>Hopeless, Dakota and a love interest that she met in Bhutan stumble upon old Harrison Ford, who has been tracking the Neo-Nazis and helps them retrieve the vessel
>As it turns out, her rival is Shia LeBeouf's character from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and he kills Indy out of anger for abandoning him before taking the vessel again, tying up Dakota and her love interest, and opening the Vessel with the Neo-Nazis
>A hoard of angels descends, melting the entire bodies of EVERY neo-nazi on the ENTIRE PLANET but not Dakota
>Final scene shows the Vessel being stored right next to the Ark in the same warehouse
Now give me my $750,000 script fee, Disney
>>64306313
damn that looks a lot like chris pratt
>>64298177
Nothing. 40-70 years of social degradation, then a structural collapse, after that we'll be slowly picking each other off in petty circumstantial conflicts while any attempts to organize are dissolved by environmental calamities. 200, maybe 300 years until mankind is reduced or reset to a primitive state, and at that point the earth will be inhospitable to any society for a few more hundred years, maybe a thousand.
>>64306315
nope, ww3. and the nazis will be replaced with american republicans.
![Amber_cane[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ST8fqNX.jpg "Amber_cane[1].jpg")
Indy searches for modern day dinosaurs and is the one who hands Hammond the first bunch of mosquito amber samples, including the one on his staff
>>64306000
>Crystal Skull was 8 years ago
so this is what it feels like..
>>64306425
Wrong! It'll be a remake of The Last Crusade with Ford in Connery's role and some random guy who'll take over the franchise in future movies in Indy's place.
>>64297881
YOU READY TO DIE A SECOND DEATH HARRISON?
>>64297953
THATS WHERE HIVE-CM8 MADE A MISTAKE.
THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LEAK THOSE ORIGINAL MOVIES BEFORE PREMIER:
THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT WITH SHITTY SEQUELS AND REMAKES.
>>64306226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU
>>64298052
probably will have a lady and a minority sidekick.
screencap this
>>64299737
Shia was decent. It's Spielberg and Pottery George who can neither make a decent script nor direct anymore.
It's Harrison Ford who's too bloody old for action movies. He just looks tired and old.
-Of course, I can imagine it like a comedy, set in the 1960s or early 70s, with Indy rolling around in a wheelchair, like Mad Hamish from "the silver horde".
>>64306658
and then a third in blade runner sequel
>>64306812
forth, they could also make an american graffiti (second) sequel
>>64306725
No, the new Indy will be Muttyana Jones' half-black lovechild.
Screencap it, so I can some Disneybux.
Is Memelord going to be Indy?
>>64297881
FUCK YEAH.
MUTT WILLIAMS PART 2
>>64297881
Dear Disney,
Please don't cast Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. Please cast a younger actor and set it during World War II. If Harrison Ford has to be in this, please just have him be a cameo like Stan Lee does in those Marvel films. Thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
The World
>>64298052
That's such a terrible idea. Indiana Jones really doesn't need to be Harrison Ford, he can easily be given the Bond treatment.
>>64307961
Jesus Christ, Reddit is real.
>>64306439
PART TIME.
>>64298184
That was a good book, though my personal favorite was the Secret of the Sphinx or the Philosopher's Stone. White Witch was absolute fucking trash and the worst one.
>>64307961
>Dear
>Sincerely,
>The World
kill yourself and go back to facebook
>>64306509
>yfw Indy knew the secret of chilean seabass from some south american indians and he told it to alejandro
![193gy2y7blyjvjpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qi5ZvBv.jpg "193gy2y7blyjvjpg[1].jpg")
>>64308174
DEEPEST LORE
>>64306509
Technically already did it with the Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Eggs book. It was a lot better then it might sound.
>>64308303
Chris Pratt should be seen eating this oatmeal as aneaster egg
>>64297881
next indiana jones is going to be a black lesbian
So everyone wants Memelord himself right, I mean he is the best choice.
And of course, we're gonna tip toe around Crystal Skull.
But better yet, who said Shia was the only son?
Dude has had a different leading lady and more, so they could play off on that.
And Harrison doesn't need to be dead'd in it either. He could just wind up retiring at the end, or mostly do stuff around the university
They asked Harrison Ford in some interview that which location would he want the fifth movie to take place in.His answer was home.
>>64307961
noooooooooooooo
that would be again hurrdurr nazis thing.
>>64297953
Western Civ is fucked familia.
>>64308236
Where is this from and what is it trying to show?
>>64305843
I don't let reality get in the way of my personal narrative.
>>64297881
>If it's a different actor
memes abound
>If it's Ford
old people jokes abound
What movies gave you a different outlook on life?
>>64306226
I'm taking a shit in a train station and I'm laughing my ass off
>>64300447
I'm okay with this
>>64304698
DESU this is the only way to handle the recast. Since retro late 70s and 80s crap is all the rage now you can have an opening flashback where (new) young indy first gets a hint of the fountain of youth. rest of the movie is old ford searching for it and mid third act he turns young for the final badass action sequence full of reddit quips. They can then do a full franchise of this new faggot aging up through the 70s and 80s. Every time someone gets too old they can send his ass back to the fountain of youth and recast again for a newly retro decade
>>64306195
>making remakes just to keep the studio going so you can keep making remakes
Virus
>not Indiana Janes
this isnt progressive enough
>>64297953
The Martian was was good
inb4 black Indiana Jones
>>64300447
Something about him is so hot, I need him inside me
>>64313459
stop giving them ideas you fuck
>>64312091Tomorrowland. If not Disney, Chasing Amy and Shawshank Redemption.
Indy will have a daughter who turns out to be better than him in every respect, even though she has never studied archeology or even seen a whip.
She will meet the actual Christian God and give him a piece of her mind for creating racism and being a white male.
God hands her his celestial balls and says' "Call me Goddess, now."
Goddess also turns black and apologises for all white men who ever wanted to fuck a woman without having enough money to give the woman everything she wants in life.
Harrison Ford is probably spinning in his grave right now
>>64313459
HOL UP HOL UP
*cracks whip profusely*
>>64297881
If anything, I hope they bring Harrison Ford back and have him tell the story in flashbacks. Give him another 23 million and he'll act his ass off.
When I watched Ep 7, I almost forgot that he became a grumpy old man who just wanted to fly his helicopter and be left alone.
>>64297881
The movie will star John Boyega as Indiana Jones best student, and harrison ford will pass on his trademark fedora and whip during the movie
>>64300447
>>64300673
>>64301947
>>64302937
>>64312500
>>64313624
Back to Reddit with your Meme Pratt
>>64315093
But I HATE Chris Pratt. He's just generically handsome Seth Rogan.
>>64307961
Welcome reddit
>2025
>Disney has complete control of the entertainment industry
>Bought most album companies, film companies and all videogame ones
>We all consume what the house of mouse gives to us
>They remove old movies from history so their remakes are seen as original IPs
>Fifth remake of Indiana Jones with a gay rattlesnake
>Smurfs Cinematic Universe
>Dune adaptation by J J Abrams
>Society faces cultural degradation
Can't wait senpai
Its harrison who wants to make another one.
A couple of ponts:
1) They should use the frank darabont script he wrote in the 90's/early 2000'a about indiana jones and the lost city of atlantis.
2) We could have had a legitimate 'early indiana jones' if river phoenix, who played young indy in the last crusade, hadnt died. he really does resemble harrison, and was a great actor in his own right. there could have been at least 3 films with river phoenix playing indy up until the raiders time frame.
Im all for a new indiana jones if he doesnt die.
>>64298045
>I've got a bad feeling this could get any worse!
>>64310556
Ok so which country do I move to next? Or will I die before America is completely dead?
Can they go back to an adult Indy and a loli Marion? Just like Lucas wanted.
http://www.comicsbeat.com/indiana-jones-child-molester/
I thought reading post apocalyptic fiction would make me fear the bomb. But i think it's time for a Flame Deluge
>>64298473
Yeah I liked him in Crystal Skull. Old and crotchety, like an Old Man Logan, but not embarrassingly over the hill. Han Solo was horrible in TFA
>>64300447
Jesus Christ, fuck off reddit
>>64315377
>Dune by JJ Abrams
>>64315633
>we're not so different, common theif.
>>64315892
Indy still fucked Marion when she was underage
>I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!
Everyone seems to forget about this line
>>64306782
>implying Spielberg can't direct anymore
He's way past his prime but he's still a competent director. Bridge of Spies was a good movie.
>>64297881
there is no way ford is gonna do that for less than 100 million if there even is any price thy could pay him and no one wants to seee indi without ford
>Disney will now defile my favorite movie series of all time
Is nothing sacred?
I bet it will be a total rehash of Raiders, mark my words.
>>64298246
They are called Velons and they do not like to be referred to as 'lizards'....at all....ever.
>>64298627
When the best 'original' shit ki kes can come up with is Jupiter Ascending yea you're not gonna bust the box office.
>sorry schlomo
>maybe you should stick to usury in the temple
>>64299596
Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Giant Ants
![1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bDEwMBP.jpg "1[1].jpg")
