So... Did they have dinner with Vader?
I like to think that they did.
what did vader eat
>>64297664
How would Vader eat? I like to imagine he just puts the food to his chin then turns his spoon over to dump it onto his lap while making "nom nom nom" sounds
>>64297745
ur moms pussy
>>64297745
pussy
>>64297745
soup through a straw
>>64297664
thats a robot chick sketch.
its pretty good if u can find it
>>64297664
First course, Blaster MOTHERFUCKER.
>>64297664
On Bespin, only KFC is allowed served by order of the Baron Administrator.
>>64297664
I've always imagined they did actually sit down and trade awkward jabs at each other over space tea for a few minutes before they were taken off to be tortured. It just seemed like a ESB Vader-like thing to do. Toy with your prey a bit.
>>64297664
Lobot's prepared a delightful menu for us. Chili and Space Bass, I believe.
>>64297664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuebj4kVOy4
>>64297801
hehe upvote
>>64297664
How does Vader eat?
>>64297836
>SHIT HAN YOU SHOT THE BUSBOY
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>64298080
he comes out of the suit in his little hyperbaric chamber. He probably has a kettle and some ramen in there.
>>64298080
It's this tube thing with a bag of water and you have to put everything in a blender first.
It's kind of weird to watch but its better than the guy they use to higher to baby bird him his meals. That shit was disgusting and awkward.
>>64297926
hehe.......m3m3
>>64297745
>>64297664
>>64297836
>>64298080
more important:
how did he stop those lasers?
inb4 force
At max level how strong do you think Vader's TK is?
We were shown that he's able to strangle people on a different star destroyer in the vicinity.
>>64298300
with those sick dubs
>>64298300
He used the force to draw the blaster bolts towards his glove, which is apparently blaster-proof.
>>64298080
For that matter, how does Vader shit or piss?
>>64298233
Me me I'm a tube man
>>64298300
used the force to anticipate where the lasers would go and then deflected them with his armored hands
>>64298321
they were just acting so they did not get in trouble.
>>64298300
pic related
>>64298383
He can still pull down his pants its not like he cant take it off
>>64298300
Kylo Ren's freeze trick explains it
Kylo Ren watched Empire Strikes Back a few times and was like "DAMN DOG Grandpa blocking my dad's plasma bolts with his hand at the dinner table was dope as fuck, I'm gonna learn that trick, but I'm gonna raise the bar on this motherfucker, I'm gonna stop the bolts before they even reach my hand! HAHA GRANDPA I'M MORE BASED THAN YOU"
>>64298438
I bet he uses a catheter. He was severely burned.
>>64298470
dude...
>>64297664
>be the most powerful Sith in the universe except for Sheev
>command vast armies
>plan conquests that shape the very galaxy itself
>spend 30 minutes awkwardly waiting in a dining room with nothing to do
I can't be the only one who found this scene a little ridiculous; it's like seeing The Emperor shopping for apples at Tesco, seems a little below his stature.
>>64298402
kek wait wat
>>64298300
>how did he stop those lasers?
>inb4 force
We see Kylo Ren freeze a blaster bolt in mid-air, and he's a pussy. It shouldn't be that hard to believe that Vader can block blaster bolts with his hands. And of course, his hands are metal and covered in armor anyway, so it's not like a blaster bolt would actually hurt him.
>>64298383
He has that pod thing that can be sealed. It probably has everything he needs inside.
But generally speaking I don't think he shits or pisses, just uses a colostomy bag or something which gets emptied in that pod via some droid arm or whatever.
>>64297827
>>64297664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuebj4kVOy4
>>64298557
>so it's not like a blaster bolt would actually hurt him
but when luke touches his shoulder with the tip of the saber he goes
arrrghhhuuuuuuhaaaaaaaa
>>64298645
shoulder =/= hand
>>64298532
Why? Capturing Luke was extremely personal for Vader, and he probably knew that if he wasn't there to oversee it personally then they would just escape. If you want something done right, do it yourself.
>>64298645
Luke was using more force than him and lightsabers are hot enough to melt steel beams
>>64298402
>elrond
>blue whales
>some legless tranny in endor assault gear
This book has everything.
>>64298470
Can you even begin to Imagine how proud Anakin ghost was to see that. Picking up little Yoda ghost and spinning around while pointing and screaming
>THAT'S MY GRANDSON!
while pulling Obi Wan ghost to him in a one armed hug and laughing.
>Chip off the old block
>I never even thought about just stopping the bolt
>THATTA BOY
>>64298645
>doesn't know the difference between hands and shoulders
>>64298739
or even just a simple YIPPEEEEE would do it
on that note I wonder how proficient Kylo is with piloting
>>64298321
>those 7.63mm blanks shitting out
I've literally never noticed that before
>>64298739
He is a good grandson, friend.
>>64298678
>>64298713
>>64298746
but look f a m s
hes got armor there
more protection
>>64298746
>He can't read
>>64298746
The song only covers head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees, and toes). Eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
No one says shit about hands.
>>64298830
Vader's shoulders aren't made out of metal though, they're still flesh and blood. Not to mention that a lightsaber cuts through armor better than blaster bolt. We see Jedi using lightsabers to cut through walls, but we never see blaster bolts go through walls (or anything else, for that matter).
>>64298402
>humpback whales
>>64298532
I imagine him and boba talking about the latest pod race or something
>>64298793
holy shit. i never knew his gun ejected anything
>>64298402
>those whales
>>64298300
>>64298396
Either this or the Wookiepedia explanation, which says that it's a Force ability called "tutaminis", which allows the user to catch and absorb energy.
It's the same technique Yoda uses to catch and absorb Dooku's lightning in AotC. The blaster bolts fly at Vader and he absorbs them with his hand.
Source: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tutaminis
>>64299190
but why they explode?
>>64299190
Also the chick in the "Hope" trailer for Star Wars: The Old Republic when she catches a lightsaber in her hand.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ToztqqDcaY (3:30)
>>64299277
>principle louis narrating
>>64298321
what's TK?
>>64297745
>>64297770
>>64297763
Leia's pussy. He made Han watch.
>>64298554
It has the heirs of Sheev, robot Leia's that fire laser beams out of their eyes and a mofference
>>64298141
kek
>>64297745
Muh dick
