>in a galaxy where super weapons are capable of draining a star's energy and wiping out planets, robed swordsman are relevant
This is why I just can't take Star Wars seriously.
Ok
TFA isn't canon
>a super MegaDeathStar that uses suns for energy
yeah, it's not canon
>>64295570
Prequel fags are still arguing over this?
It's canon, get over it faglord. You know Lucas didn't direct Episodes 5 and 6, so if you're a technical sperglord then those aren't canon, either.
They're also wizards, stupid
They move shit with their minds and see the future
They were the guardians of peace and justice for 1000 generations
Why do all the cool characters have to die? First Boba then Maul and now TR-8R. Fuck.
>>64295694
>Darth Vader just hanging out in a swampy cave
>Darth Vader just hanging out in a dining room
not canon
>le death star 2.0
not canon
>>64295345
Why would you take fantasy/fiction movies seriously anyways. They live in another galaxy and fly around in starships.
Log off and go outside and look around sometime
True Canon is Luke Starkiller, the rogue jedi.
Everything else is fanfiction
>>64295889
>getting this triggered and serious
Take your own advice sometime :^)
>>64295570
>it's not canon
>>64295694
No it isn't. Lucas had no hand in the production and its therefore irrelevant.
And it shows. The whole thing was a fucking rehashy, over the top mess.
>the Force maxed out to 11
>the Death Star maxed out to 11
>the Nazi Empire maxed out to 11
into the trash it goes
You aren't supposed to take it seriously.
>>64296784
You're a fuckin faggot dude
grow the fuck up
>b-but muh canon
who the hell cares?
enjoy the fucking movie
its just a fucking movie you double niggers, the original trilogy wasnt even that good either
lightsabers were supposed to be shitty antiques that only religious zealots would ever consider using
>>64296867
>Just turn off your brain lmao
>>64295345
Jedi are more like Knights or Nobles. In many ways, they're the controllers/generals of the Republic. The fact that they have cool magic powers is only the cherry on top.
>>64296957
if you watch movies to think you're doing something wrong
>>64296915
For the top Jedi, lightsabers mean they're basically immune to lasers.
>>64296991
>Just turn off your brain lmao
>>64295345
>robed swordsman with telekinetic and telepathic powers, superhuman strength and speed among other abilities
>aren't supposed to be relevant
Are you retarded?
>>64296991
Kill yourself, my man.
>>64297096
Don't forget the ability to sense the future.
>>64295345
>can literally stop a blaster bolt in mid air and freeze it at will
the only thing that bothers me is why they dont use their force powers more than having to run up and physically dispatch foes with their melee weapon; like mass frorce choking, crushing peoples skulls or just making their heart explode at a distance
in thevideo games like kotorit was 100% more efficient to just pick up force lighting and blow up pack of enemies than go full melee
>>64295345
It's a fucking fantasy story. It's the same shit as saying:
>In a kingdom where dark lords are capable of raining fire and wiping out nations, armored swordsmen are relevant.
>>64297754
>In a country where the government is capable of raining fire and wiping out nations, armed soldiers are relevant.
The ability to destroy planets is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Any fictional world that features humanoids travelling through the galaxy is obviously not serious. Space travel, if it will be done at all, will be done by computer intelligences.
>>64296784
>butthurt fanboy mad that his EU was trashed
>>64299289
The ability to destroy your moms vag is insignificant next to the power of my dick
lil bitch nigga
In a world where entire cities can be wiped away in seconds, armed men are relevant.
>>64299568
This so much. We are the precursors to the machines, which will be Earth's true children.
>>64299630
I find your lack of faith triggering
