>go to cinema
>some faggot loses control of his bald eagle
>crowd goes crazy
>starts shouting "USA, USA, USA!"
>eagle flies into window, dies instantly
>everybody has to leave the cinema and attend the eagles funeral because of constitutional laws
>funeral took 2 hours excluding the funeral showers before and after, >this means everybody missed the film.
>didnt even get our money back
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. When did waching films become such a chore?
>>64294545
what the fuck
Same
should have raised a falcon
They have started to check our bags and the usual pockets for snacks before letting us in.
How do i smuggle shit in?
>>64295595
I smuggle candies and a bit of crack in through my pussy, if they start cavity searches I'm fucked.
>>64295595
Underwear with pockets.
How do you guys get in? My cinema has a no singles policy
>>64295681
I take my girlfriend
>>64295681
normally i take a hooker. hookers are always looking for nice showers.
>go to america
>get shot
>have to tip the shooter
kek americucks
>>64295724
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>...starts playing
>watching movies in clear windows
>>64294880
my thoughts exactly
>visit europe
>this happens
http://youtu.be/AvwxLjpouGE
>>64294545
Least Funny Meme of 2015
It was promising until everyone tried to outdo everyone elses stories with dumb shit like theater showers, falcons, etc. Each one was the exact same joke no matter how hard people tried and changed it up.
>americans
>>64294880
>>64295887
Pip pip cheerio reddit
>>64296291
>Theater showers is a 2015 meme
Hello newfaggot!
>>64295595
keep it in your tummy, it's like nature's safe
>>64296183
That's some chimpcon 2 shit you've got there India.
So guys what foods do you sneak into the theaters? Me personally I like to sneak in meatloaf and red potatoes with butter at the ready and ketchup.
>>64296641
I usually order pizza if the movie is long.
