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Uncanny.
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>>64292859
I have a similar brow to her, she looks a little masculine anyway.
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>>64292859
uncannier
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MARY
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>>64292959
ew
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>>64292859
That chick on the left is hot.
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>>64293447
Luke is the best girl after all.
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>>64293005
SUE
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>>64292959
>Natalie Portman Jewish
>Harrison Ford Jewish
makes perfect sense when you think about it
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>>64292859
Uncannier
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>>64292859


here is some hope: remember the first movie was epic corny fantasy tale and the second movie got GOTH
...
so, if jar jar abrahams is following the original pattern ever so closely ... things might improve! not that they were bad (like the first movie that came out) but it got better!
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>>64292859
At least we know guy on right will age like milk
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All white people look the same
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There are clearly differences in appearance please stop trying to force similar facial features that are not similar.
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>>64292959
>Kylo, I hate sand
>You underestimate the power of the light side
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>>64292959

ILL SHOW YOU THE DARK SIDE
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>>64296281

bieber and cyrus are just puppets anyhow.

imagine these poor kids get buttfucked by producers from the day their parents signed them over to these guys.
you can't buy peace of mind after being raped almost your entire youth and adolesence
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>disney so afraid of taking chances they make the same movie
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>>64292859
Her neck is veinier, Jesus.
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>>64296459
I'd gladly get raped for 80 million a year, tbqh family
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>>64296281
ARRA WHAITU PEOPRU ROOKA THE SAME TO ME
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>>64292959

>The meth side
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>>64292859
too bad she is a relative of sheev
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>>64292859
You're using that word wrong
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>>64296512
At least they made it good this time
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>>64292859
>Luke has bigger eyes, a smaller jaw, and thinner neck

Rey, did I ever tell you your father was a prettier girl than you?
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>>64292959
God, his long face is even worse when he's next to a normal human being.
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>>64292959
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>>64297141
Never realized how ugly Harrison Ford was.
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>>64296281
Would you?
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>>64297141
this 2bh. watching the original trilogy again, young han really does have a resemblance to adam driver
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>>64297141
Imagine. If Harrison Ford got punched really hard in the face by a block of concrete, he'd look like Adam Driver.
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>Leia
>Padme
>Rey

is there such thing as blonde in Star Wars
this is getting bullshit
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>>64293447
Pretty sure that's Cara Delevigne
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>>64297639
What the fuck do you want a shit tier blonde for
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>>64297749
I don't see it.
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>>64297639
SW is all about brunette grills and blond boys
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>>64297499
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>>64297639
Brunettes are objectively better than blondes though.
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>>64297749
>That ugly monsterfaced shitbong dyke whore looking anything like young hamil

Go fuck yourself.
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>>64293769

Adam Driver is 100% goy you nitwit
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>>64292859
Who's the grill on the left? She's qt
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>>64297749
>pre crash Hamill looks like Jodie Foster, Marty Mcfly, and Cara Delevigne

The man of a thousand faces.
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>>64292859
She's more masculine looking than he is.
>>64296711
This better be bait.
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>>64298206

this tbch pham

Im a 1 on Kinsey scale and I would much rather pound young Hamill's tender boipussy than that bitch's gross man-snatch
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>>64292959
>His shadow is pixelated as fuck, he needs to update his fucking drivers.
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>>64298225
Really? Not even any slav in him?
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>>64298652
This desu senpai, don't insult Hamill by comparing him to that hag.
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>>64298695

He's an Aryan poster boy

>His ancestry includes English,Dutch, German, Irish andScottish.[7]
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>>64297572
Kek
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>>64292959
atleast he's not a shit actor
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>>64296281
>Bieber
>Cyrus
>People
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>>64292859
>Rey, did I ever tell you your father, aunt, and grandfather were all better looking than you?

>I don't know why they produced such ugly offspring
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POTTERY BROS
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>>64297749
Holy shit she does look like Hamill
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>>64299695
YOU NEED A TEACHER
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>>64292859
They look like Snoke with hair.
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>>64297639
>is there such thing as blonde in Star Wars
Captain trash.
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>people seriously think she was cast because she looks like Luke Skywalker and will be related to him
>not realizing she was only in it because she's Ridley Scott's daughter

you don't think being the director's daughter was 100% the reason she got the part?
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>>64297639
>is there such thing as blonde in Star Wars

But obi, anikin, and Luke were all blonds
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>>64300495
In what way?
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>>64299695
But he is.
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>>64299695
>Adam Driver
>good

Just because he's ugly, doesn't mean he's talented.
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>>64301696
STOP JUDGING PEOPLE ON THEIR VIRTUES SHITLORD
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>>64301696
nice meme
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>>64297141
leia was probably freebasing deathsticks during the pregnancy
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Its like poetry
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>>64292959
>2005
>2015
accurate
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>tfw you realize he looks like that because of leias drug problems
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>>64303189
Is Daisy Jewish?
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>>64300632
um.....I think you have some shit mixed up.
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>>64298197
t. brunette
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>>64303586
>t.

what does this mean?
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>>64292959
At least it's easy to understand why he wears the mask.
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>>64297749
>>64300495
She's all I see when I play battlefront.
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>>64304172
>still playing BattleEAfront
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>>64303821
terveisin
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>>64298695
don't what you think but goy=everybody who is not jew; so slavs, chinks niggers are goys too
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>>64304172
huh, is this game any good?
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>>64304734
Imagine a really hot girl giving you a hug for $60, that's what this game is.
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>>64292959
He's a coke baby, give him some credit.
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>>64297141
is he the kid from gummo?
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>>64297141
First time I've ever found Adam Driver better looking than someone else.
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>>64304885
This tbqhfam
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>>64306294
Why is she just mindlessly looking into a camera? What a narcissistic whore.
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>>64292859

I think she looks more like young Anakin
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>>64292859
OH WOW!!!!!!!

They both have eyes and a nose and a mouth in that SAME EXACT ORDER!!!
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Does anyone even doubt she is Luke's daughter at this point? The whole lightsaber deal made it pretty obvious.
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>>64306941
im really lost because i thought the movie wanted me to think she was but there'd be a twist or something. Then the excalibur/thor scene happened and i thought "ok we're going to 'you made my father abandon me, you must die' etc"

without mentioning maz says "it's luke's, his father's and it's calling you". I just assumed they cut all explicit references to milk it in another movie which completetly destroys her arc in this one where she finds her place in the universe, her tormentor who made her be abandoned and her family and resistence
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>>64297454
Wut, he's handsome as fuck
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>So dad why did you leave me?
>Another story for another time
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>>64303189
She reminded me more of keira knightley
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>>64296281
yes goy, all jewish cyborgs are created from a similar model
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>>64307959
Not really, he's plain and looks too much like Driver. He's especially homely here >>64297141
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>>64300671
I mean a blonde girl. There's not a single blonde girl in Star Waers and I think they deserve some representation considering the stereotype that blonde girls are dumb and only brunette girls are tough heroes.
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>>64303374

no way

pure anglo-saxon-norman, made in england
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>>64307906
>Then the excalibur/thor scene happened
which was really egregious without the context of her finding herself or her place.

In the movie's context it's just "well 2 guys failed, maybe this girl can handle it, maybe she has the force for some reason" which dramatically is void of anything for her arc or the larger resistence story. It's simply "now it's her turn"

the movie feels more and more empty by the hour
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>>64293769
Jews confirmed master race?
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>>64308587

lol true, but then again, how many girls are there in star wars to begin with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgwL7DJ9dY
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>>64306294
What a qt
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>>64303189
>Daisy
>eyes farther apart
>face shape boxier, more masculine
>thinner lips
>unnaturally plucked ugly arched eyebrows
>larger forehead
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>>64306479

For our viewing pleasure. Stop being an ungrateful cunt.

What would the world be like without pretty girls and their adorable smiles.
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>>64292859
>>64292959
>>64296281
>>64297141
>>64303189
ITS LIKE POTTERY, IT RHYMES!
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>>64308587
Blonde girls are fucking shit though.

Black hair > brunette >>>>>> blonde
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She is anakin reborn. It's obvious after seeing it a few times.
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>>64292959
Damn, Hershlag and Ford's kike genes ruined the Skywalker line.
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>>64308048
Fitting since Keira played Padme's double in TPM.
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>>64309074
the inverted taste of the subhuman
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>>64309529
>boring shit hair color literally all white women have that makes them all look the same
>good

Kill yourself.
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Looks like a Big Guy's wife tbchwym
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>>64298004
Why was he so perfect? NH Luke was prettier than Leia, Padme and Rey. He was the superior heroine.
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>>64308628
b-but OPTIMISM!
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>>64310799
i mean it can turn out pretty good if overpowered rey becomes the new villain and kylo is like a donnie brasco character

but so far we're just introduced the actors with no arc - Rey simply didnt went back to Jaku, Finn is still cowardly and selfish and Poe barely even has traits
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>>64310530
>NH Luke was prettier than Leia, Padme and Rey. He was the superior heroine.

This tbqhfamilia though Padme also a cute
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>>64308628
>that image
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>>64308639
In creating horrible abominations like Kylo Ren, maybe.
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>>64304734
no, imagine a disgusting jew put his hands in your pocket and stole 60$ from you while saying "this is exactly what you've wanted since battlefront 2". That's what this game is.
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>>64292859
Luke is much prettier. I'd rather kiss him than Rey. Best boy <3
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>>64292859
Kid Anakin, Luke, or Rey?
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>>64311221
Luke. Always Luke ever. Always Mark Hamill IRL as young and old and everything
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>>64311023
>hotter than 16 year old Natalie Portman

No.
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>>64292859
Why would Lukes daughter have a British chav accent though?
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Uncanny.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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>>64311363
wow boyega can turn out to be a handsome dude then afterall (obviously nowhere near William D Williams)
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>>64311403
>was almost a Messiah like figure
>turned to the forces of darkness
>became the leader of an evil organization
>turned horribly disfigured
>he became artificial and corrupt
>changed in the end, left for the good of everyone
It's like poetry
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>>64311340

That's really not a chav accent, that's a fairly typical way to speak if you've received a basic education in England. Not everyone in the country is gonna sound like Christopher Lee.

Just be thankful she wasn't speaking like this throughout the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiYBtx-Vxw
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>>64311221
Luke. He's both cuter and a better character than those losers.
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>>64311545
So why does she butcher simple words like "quad" and "jumper"?
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>>64311272
>not being able to read
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>>64299022
So a Mutt then
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>>64311545
I would still hit that... sexually
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>>64311666
i take that back, i just saw her mong face. i was imagining a younger sporty spice throwing a shitfit on the train
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>>64311736
she aint proper innit bruv
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>>64311736
>i just saw her mong face

She's a classic English beauty.
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people are now aware that if you put a face side by side and adjust one to kinda be the same level faceblind retards will think they look the same
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>>64311083
just one of the perks of a camrip, shitty video forming weird frames inbetween the original, every time you pause there's a gift
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>>64292859
Yeah it looks just like Mark after the accident.
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>>64311215
>Best girl <3

FTFY
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>>64308628
>It's simply "now it's her turn"
it's worse, it's "you made me restrained for 10 minutes (and made me like it) so now it's a girl's time i'll have revenge", i guess?
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>>64311545
GET READY FOR THE S. O. VEEEEEEEEE
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>>64311831

They do kinda have similar noses, mouths, and eyebrows. She's just manlier looking.
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>>64311944

>nose lower in the pic

>eyebrows skinnier

>fucking mouth

got a site for you faceblind.org
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>>64311992
Richard Dawkins best waifu
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>>64311363
Isn't it really fucking obvious they'll make the Lando connection in one of the next two films?

After the whole Kylo daddy issues thing, it's pretty fucking obvious everyone is fucking related in the new trilogy.

It wouldn't even surprise me if the try making Hux related to Tarkin just to increase the pottery levels.
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>>64312039
OP's pic is shit though, somebody needs to post the one where they're side by side. The vague similarities are there.
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>>64312057
he'll probably fuck Lando's daughter
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>>64312120
That would be hot.
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>>64311776
you might say she's a bit off the rails
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>>64311221
>Kid Anakin

Who in God's name would choose to fuck Jake Loyd over Daisy and prime Hamill?
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>>64311992
if this wasnt photoshop, all it would do is prove that dawkins is a hot girl
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>>64312140
is that really a genuine unintentional spoiler like that disney inifinty game where kylo calls rey cousin?

i mean, fucksake, everyone has to be family now
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>>64311363
racist
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>>64311887
oy, show some respect m8
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>>64312221
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>>64308758

>3d
>pretty or adorable

>>>/reddit/
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>>64312273
oh boy, i guess Poe and Hux are Tarkin's sons and bb8 is c3po and r2's baby
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>>64309529
>says the tasteless pleb
Hang yourself
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>>64292859
>rey, i am your brother
vs
>rey, i am your cousin

do any of you mongs understand how conflict and drama work?
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>>64312430
You're a retard.
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>>64312430
Do you fail to understand they'll make a nice, cute flashback with young Kylo being protective of his cute cousin, while being jealous at the same time of the attention she has from her parents while he was left behind by his?

It's coming, so prepare your anus solo boy
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>>64312430
>Star Wars will attempt to have another "I am your father moment"

No. That's a one time thing. Even they know that. Hence why Kylo is casually talked about by Han and Leia as being their son.
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>>64312536
So SW is going full anime?
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>>64312430
what is the conflict if they're brothers?

what is rey's arc climax in their fight?

both are stupid in that nothing was established dramatically
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>>64312430
what is the conflict and drama if they're brothers?

what's the point of the fight? "you killed my father that i dont know he's my father, we're barely brothers and he was barely my father since he abandoned me and not you"?

neither case has dramatic conflict
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>>64292959
He's not even meme ugly, he's actually ugly
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>>64312352
But Arturito and C3PO are both males
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>>64312185
>a hot girl

delusional watson fags
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>>64292859
Man, young Luke was hotter than Leia. Han banged the wrong Skywalker
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>>64312824
pls c3po was always a fag and in 30 years in starwars time droid-wombs implants is probably a thing

3po stuck his arm down his own pussy to get bb8 and is why is red from blood now
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>>64312552
You're seriously doubting Star Wars will shy away from pottery when TFA is a near carbon-copy of ANH?

>>64312552
This time it's the protagonist's familial connection that's the twist.

>>64312588
Which is more dramatic; trying to redeem/fight your brother who killed your own father or trying to redeem/fight your cousin who killed your uncle? Think before you type next time.

Also, wouldn't guilt weigh heavier on Luke if his failure to train Ben resulted in Rey's father's death or Rey's uncle's death?

Jesus, people.
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>>64313150
Kylo Ren calls her cousin in Disney Infinity. She's Rey Skywalker. You lose.
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pre crash Hamil was pretty as fuck, damn
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>>64313150
>trying to redeem/fight your brother who killed your own father or trying to redeem/fight your cousin who killed your uncle? Think before you type next time.
neither are in the film, the fight is with a man who restrained her for 10 minutes, thats the only `conflict'
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>>64313265
So what was Luke's conflict with Vader in A New Hope?
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>>64306294
She's cute aiight
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>>64313493
none, it was against the empire as a whole

and people who watched it first without a sequel could be forgiven to think luke destroyed them in the deathstar. It ties up neatly
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The thing is, they aren't trying to pull a 'who is your daddy' surprise if she is Luke's. The clues are there, she is emotional after she talks with Maz (and realizes the truth) and when she meets him. It's a deconstruction of what happened in the OT.

If she is Kylo's sister, then they are just doing the same.
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a symptom of autism is not being able to recognise subtle facial movements and features.
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>>64311363
Uncannier
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>>64312430
It's not his cousin, in the game he gets hit the same time he says "FACE ME", his damage response is "CURSES", people somehow think that results in "FACE ME, COUSIN!"
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>>64314324
why did disney asked the dude to take it down then?
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>>64314381
because disney got a stick up their ass 90% of the time.
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>>64297749
wow i never knew Gerard Way had long hair
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>>64314381
Because if you build false expectations, you're going to have more people disappointed when she turns out to be a Solo. People will expect the Skywalker reveal and when it turns out its the Solo reveal, they'll feel Disney misled them by NOT pulling any suggestion that Rey is a Skywalker.

For some reason, people seem to want Luke to have a kid and forget the Jedi presented in the original trilogy were essentially monks, abstinent and ascetic (see Obi Wan and Yoda). Luke doesn't need a kid. Luke shouldn't have a kid. He can maintain his Jedi training while living vicariously through his sister's family.
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>>64314649
>the Jedi presented in the original trilogy were essentially monks
huh no thats prequel shit, everyone saw luke as sexual and simlpy didnt happened because leia was the sister

everyone assumed he'd bang some other girl so the eu was written with that in mind, before the "jedis must feel nothing" from the prequels
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>>64308393

some low quality picture that was probably for like a school yearbook doesn't negate harrison ford's sexiness
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>>64314734
What are you talking about? Ignore the Prequels. The only Jedi in the Original Trilogy are Obi Wan and Yoda. Monks. Even if you count Luke as a Jedi, he has no romantic interest apart from Leia.
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>>64314649
>the original trilogy were essentially monks,

Bullshit
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>>64311545
Was that Lorde?
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>>64314875
yoda was basically a leprechaun imp and obi wan was just too old - you'd presume his wife was dead or he was gay. He was just old, you dont think of it, same as Alfred.

nobody saw Luke turning on that green saber and thought "yeah he's gonna go medidate after all this" that was space conan shit and he'd fuck some sweet puss on top of a space bike
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>>64314875
monk-ish. ish.

there was more variety you assumed. Some were like samurai, other like paladins etc. Vader had children and it wasnt a big taboo by how obi wan and yoda talk about it

the entire prequel thing is just stupid and emotionless shit with no drama or individual stories. Just delta force cult creeps going on about powerlevels and who can do lvl3 jumps etc
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>>64315228
>Some were like samurai, other like paladins etc
Who were the samurai and paladin Jedi in the original trilogy?

>Vader had children and it wasnt a big taboo by how obi wan and yoda talk about it
Did you forget the entire plotline about them having to be married in secret and keep it hidden from the Jedi Council?
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>>64315228
>and it wasnt a big taboo by how obi wan and yoda talk about it

They had 30 years to deal with that, what were supposed to say to Luke? They were too busy teaching him how to control the Force
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>>64315274
>Who were the samurai and paladin Jedi in the original trilogy?
all the "knights" talk and vader being pretty samurai-ish

>Did you forget the entire plotline about them having to be married in secret and keep it hidden from the Jedi Council?
wasnt you who said
> Ignore the Prequels
?
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>>64315274
Did you forget that was PQ shit, not presented in the OT?


>Who were the samurai and paladin Jedi in the original trilogy?

He is saying the OT "monks" could've gone one way or the other, or something else since we didn't had data enough to conclude anything.

2 lonely old men, in hiding =/= celibate monk
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>>64315345
Obi wan was pretty chilled when talking to luke in 4 about his father. There wasnt any "oh your old man, oh boy, he really was a maverick in breaking the rules and pumping your mom's poon"

("btw did i ever tell you your mom was really hot but jailbait when i met her? boy that was temptation")
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>>64314875
mate everyone assumed jedis fucked and married from the movies. That's why Mara Jade was a thing and Lea became a jedi and a mother.
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>>64314734
Plus Luke is the only Jedi, no council to please. He probably fucked a lot of hot Twi Leks and rebel groupies.
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>>64315507
>eu
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>>64315540
i know, i never read it either. But my point is people watched the OT and simply assumed jedis fucked and married if their individual stories went that way. That's what the OT suggested

it simply depended on the individual because they werent a craddle-snatching cult of semi-military clone people who are dead inside and dress all the same
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>>64315612
>That's what the OT suggested
[citation needed]
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>>64315535
there was probably entire female alien races just bred for sex

dude is the only jedi in the galaxy, he's peacocking like a motherfucker
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>>64315642
the hundreads of nerd books of the EU where writers and fans assumed and agreed that jedis had individual stories and desires and werent all equally a stand-in for nerdy virginity
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>>64315540
sorry bro but people consider the prequels as valid as the eu, ie not at all and just horseshit stories that are at the whim of what money wants
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>>64315708
Again,
>eu
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>>64315840
>prequels
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>>64315840
do you really consider prequels as more solid than EU shit? Both are bullshit that is created and destroyed according to what money demands

who the fuck watched the OT as a 11yo and thought "yeah i want to be the jedi virgin"?
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>>64315840
dude if fans and writers assumed the same thing, you can infer that's what the OT implied to them

the virgin priest shit is prequel creation
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>star wars enthusiasts pretending the prequels aren't canon
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>>64315991
not being a dick, but what age were you when you watched the prequels?

I can only assume it was like star wars OT for me as a kid and it left an impression because of age.

at 14 I couldnt relate or want to be the "virgin clone squad"
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>>64316068
no offense but even the original star wars trilogy wasn't that good, it's just that it gave a world that autists like you enjoy escaping to like harry potter or world of warcraft
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>>64316137
so yeah, you really liked the prequels because you were a kid and it serves your EU-level autism of cataloguing useless information, ok
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>>64315612
>a craddle-snatching cult of semi-military clone people who are dead inside and dress all the same
im sure that's what people assumed the jedi were in the OT, that's why we related to Luke wanting to be that

jesus christ it's amazing that prequel fans are the new generation of "the old ones were better"
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>>64316181
>he doesnt like my favorite starwars movies, i'll say he liked these starwars movies i didn't like! >:)
i want starwars to die and i want you to die
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>>64316403
wow look at this cool unerdy guy on 4chan discussing star wars which he totally hates
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>>64316403
did TFA hurt your prequel feelings like the prequels hurt OT nerds?
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>>64316434
look at this gay faggot pulling out the contrarian meme. why don't you jack off to the MOST pleb 'n proud sci fi franchise in existence today
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>>64316434
>star wars
>nerdy

pick one, faggot. everything nerdy about star wars was axed 7 months ago
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>>64308736
hershlag plz go
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>>64316496
>i'll call him a prequel fan again
i don't like the prequels. they had terrible acting just like the originals, but lacked the formulaic plots which made the originals passable. i don't like star wars in general. the original movies are full of the most common tropes and were only popular at the time because of their groundbreaking effects, and only popular now because they were popular then. the new movie is just as mediocre. i'm mocking you for acting like the prequels don't exist because they're outright bad instead of just mediocre like the rest of your film franchise. identifying yourself by the franchise based off a man's fantasy you didn't even come up with is for actual autists and nerd culture is cancer so you should jump off a cliff
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>>64316597
what the fuck? what happened 7 months ago? are you literally against star wars bc it's not nerdy enough since TFA?

these fucking prequel fans man...
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>>64316682
>only popular now because they were popular then
wha?

>for acting like the prequels don't exist
no i just cant take it in consideration enough because i barely remember them

do you also think people who ignore predator 2 with danny glover are acting like it doesnt exist bc they identifiy with the 1st one?
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>>64316825
>wha?
the original trilogy was only popular because of its groundbreaking effects. now, the effects look relatively shit. so people come up with other reasons for liking it even though there's a million better movies if you're watching for the story. liking star wars is literally a meme by its truest definition. do you understand?
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>>64316981
jesus you're sore as fuck
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>>64316687
do you honestly think laser swords and space are what makes star wars even remotely nerdy? maybe if you live in the most chad of places, but outside of that, everyone loves star wars
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I swear these threads are getting less and less fun. Where's the TR-8R posting? Snokeposting was dead on arrival, I guess. It's just people whining about shit like which pop culture sci-fi film is less mediocre.
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>>64316687
>what the fuck? what happened 7 months ago?
>he doesn't know about the EU being BTFO
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>>64317234
what does then? it's like a western d&d fairy tale medieval samurai shit in pew pew space wizardly

do you have to know the specifications on a warp drive for the escapism to be nerdy?
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>>64317265
yeah i know but how is that less nerdy? It's all nerd shit but disney comes in and says "i want money so this bit doesnt count and nerds will invest in new lore"
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>>64315911
>>64315984
Ignore the EU
Ignore the Prequels

Obi Wan lives
>alone
>in the desert
>wearing basically rags
>with minimal accoutrements or belongings

Yoda lives
>alone
>in the jungle
>wearing basically rags
>with minimal accoutrements or belongings

Where does the original trilogy suggest these are badass pussy magnet dudes?

Ignore the EU
Ignore the Prequels

I can write fanfiction that Luke is gay because he didn't get married or have a romance other than his sister. That has more merit than assuming he went out clubbing after the Empire fell.
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>>64317454
one is a old guy we dont care about his sex life (no diferent from alfred in batman), a lone hermit.The other is basically a fairy tale elf.

my point is it depends on each character, people watched those movies and assumed lea could become a jedi, marry, have children etc as well as luke. Fans werent reading those stories and going "wait i thought they were catholic priests"
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>>64317603
>old mystical order
>full of wise hermits who impart wisdom to young acolytes
>believe in a greater power that binds the universe together with supernatural abilities and miracles

>not inferring a religious order from that
I no longer have any words.
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>>64317749
were protestant priests the same? hindus? rabbis? religious knights? hermit shamans? Imams? zen monks? etc etc etc
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>>64317848
Just accept that Rey is not Luke's daughter and stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>64293769
Adam Driver is English and Irish.

Harrison Ford is half Irish/ half Jewish. He doesn't get his looks, athleticism, and charisma from his jewish half, that's for sure.

Natalie Portman is the only true jew.
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>>64317955
wow you sure went another direction once you realized most mysticism and religions arent about "dont have feelings and dont boink"
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>>64296281
White people are the best looking people on Earth, Jamal.
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>>64317749
>>64317848
ouch
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>>64314851
Ford's sexiness is all in his voice and attitude, m8. Otherwise he's pretty average looking.
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>"jedis dont have sex and marry"
These "fans" never saw Luke and Obi DPing Mara Jade while she sucked Yoda...
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>>64292859
MARY
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>>64319436
HAD
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>>64319932
A
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>>64319963
SHIT
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>>64319963
LITTLE
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>>64319995
FEMININE
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>>64320040
PENIS
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>>64319963
ENEMA
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>>64319436
>>64319932
>>64319963
>>64319990
excellent
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wew lads
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>>64315752
People can consider whatever the fuck they want, The prequels are canon, EU isn't.
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>>64306294
Tyrone is behind her giving her a rimjob
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>>64320451
that's cool mate, be aware they can stop being canon if disney decides otherwise

jesus i dont think the OT is "canon", i just like what i think works movie-wise
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>there are people in 2015,9 that think Jedi Luke just lives his life repressing his feelings, not loving Lea, his best friend Han, his bro Lando and Chewie, his droids, his new wife and children
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