What will he do, /tv/?
IT'S
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>>64292358
IT'S NO LONGER 2015
*dissolves away into nothingness*
>it's 2015
>nobody came on
COME ON!
>>64292661
>>64292683
>>64292689
>>64292706
Happy New Year to me
Happy New Year to me
Happy New Year le current year man
It's twenty sixteen
COME ON PEOPLE
He'll say, "It's 2016".
>it's 2016
>heterosexual white men still exist
How mad will John be?
>It's 11:50pm, Jon starts sweating, rocking back and forth vigorously in his desk chair. '"What will I do?'' uttered Jon in his mind, the phrase echoing throughout his head endlessly as he counts down every second tick by on a clock that will determine his life.
>Jon starts sweating profusely, the rhythmic beating of the hammers inside his clock become more apparent the closer it gets to the dreaded unmentionable year.
>''Everything I had pushed for this year is about to come crashing'' uttered Jon, a whole year of work for pushing for LGBT rights online will be undone unless he can find a way to top ''IT'S 2015''
>Suddenly Jon gets an idea, a shining glimer of hope in his darkest hour. ''PEOPLE IT IS NOW 2016, AND WE HAVE STILL HAVE CIS WHITE PRIVILEGED MALES IN OUR COUNTRY'''.
>Courage suddenly filled Jon's veins as his new catchphrase will surely save him and everything he has fought for over the past year. Jon turns on his Webcam and readies for the most important moment in his career. ''2016'' He thought, this will be the year.
>Jon's optimism gets destroyed nearly instantly when he turns on his computer. Donald Trump the anto-christ Hitler stalin baby of our century has taken his spotlight. ''IT'S 2016 AND MEXICO IS GONNA BUILD THIS WALL''.
>Jon's horror turns to rage, the urge to scream eventually overcomes Jon. No words uttered could match the rage coursing through Jon's very soul. ''THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY YEAR'' He shouted. ''Jon the old'' he thought, ''Jon 2015 was SOOO last year'' he thought again.
>Jon unable to deal with his decisive defeat at the hands of the vile evil one he vowed to destroy started tying a tie that he would wear for the last time. ''I do not want to see how this year will turn out, I will die in 2015, MY YEAR, the year of my victory''
>>64293464
He'll say 2016 with heavy emphasis on SIX because he'll be implying that whatever issue he's complaining about should have been solved last year and it's even more ridiculous that it still exists a WHOLE YEAR LATER
On midnight, Jamie Oliver will commit sudoku
