>"Because it's the right thing to do"
10/10 script right there
>>64289597
tell that to kanjiklub
>>64289597
isn't that the whole purpose of the jedis?
That was a joke, faggot
>>64289597
>After seeing innocent people get slaughtered.
It may come as a surprise to a basement dwelling virginal autist such as yourself, but people from the outside world, actually have morals.
You're actually retarded if you didn't understand that it was a lie
>>64289597
COME OOGAA BOOGAA IT 2015
>>64289687
only Redditors
>>64289687
>Being raised to kill from birth
>Random streak of morality
>No other stormtroopers do so
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>expecting complexity in star wars movies
Go play KOTOR 1 and 2.
>>64289687
>Virginal
WEWLADS
>>64289597
WIDE
>>64289720
Training blacks was a mistake
>so who talks first? Do I talk first?
>It's a little hard to hear you with that whole...apparatus thing
that part was painful. Did Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan write the dialogue or some shit?
>>64289720
If you paid attention to the film, the First Order has enough disobendience that they have to actively pay attention for it and send troopers to reconditioning, and Kylo doesn't fucking trust the loyalty of Hux's troops at all.
>droid please
rrrright
>>64289720
It was his first real combat, he was a janitor before that.
>>64289687
Didn't he start murdering his mates right after, making it sound like a videogame in the process?
>>64289926
>Implying that one small scene didn't exacerbate the problem even more
Hux even says that he wants to go back to cloning, so why bother if there is dissent in the ranks to steal babies?
It's a huge gaping plot hole.
>>64289937
>being raised to kill from birth
>gets job as a janitor anyway
dats wacis
>>64289597
>THOSE HIPS
>>64289597
How's it feel to be the dumbest person on the board?
>>64289937
>Using humans as janitors
>Not getting in cheap Jawa labour
>>64290073
or using antique droids made of spare parts
>"We'll use the Force"
>"THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"
Best line in the movie, even you fags had to have chuckled at that.
>completely shocked by death of a fellow stormtrooper
>5 minutes later
>mercilessly blows up like 20 former comrades
>AYYYYYY BRUH YOU SEE THAT?
Bravo JJ
>>64290164
only Redditors laugh
>>64289903
>"Do-do you have a cute boyfriend?"
John Boyega - Episode 7
>>64289634
Now that is 10/10 scripting
>>64290164
Oh yeah, more self-aware jokes with winks to the audience, hilarious dude
>>64289720
Do you honestly have a problem with this? Do you really watch this movie and think that is some sort of major flaw?
If so I dont know how you enjoy watching any sort of fiction story.
>>64289953
I'm thinking he hated living in the Empire from the start, hopefully they'll go more into Finn's past in the next movies.
STOP HOLDING MY HAND
>>64290268
Are you denying that that's a writing flaw?
>>64290268
Because it's a total lack of continuity
It wouldn't be a problem had JJ not included the whole "Children stolen at birth" idea.
>>64290268
>dude like just turn your brain off lol
>>64289992
How is that a plot hole?
>>64290164
>do i talk first? xDD
>TWELVE
>bb-8 flips lighter
>STOP HOLDING MY HAND!1
>every single one of finns lines
go back to reddit
>>64289937
That would mean that it's other stormtroopers' first real combat too.
>>64290446
Because why would you steal newborns with a risk of them defecting, rather than clone 100% loyal soldiers?
>>64290268
>it's a movie you're not supposed to take it seriously lmao xD
>>64289597
>Because it's the right thing to do
Are you fucking retarded? That's established as a lie in the same conversation.
It goes
>Why did you break me out?
>because its the right thing to do
>...
>...
>You need a pilot to help you escape?
>I need a pilot to help me escape
Or something along those lines
>>64290587
You must be fun at parties
>>64289597
Empire had an awesome script. What happened?
>People taking the episode 7 hate b8
Reddit please.
>>64289597
If you watched the movie, you'd see that the line in question was a joke,
Finn finally sees the Empire as being evil and feels like Phasma knows he has his doubts about the Empire, and he feels his days are numbered.
Finn looks panicked as he brings Poe aside and informs him that he is going to rescue him from the Imperial base.
>Finn is a Stormtrooper so Poe naturally asks"Why are you helping me?"
>Finn regains his composure and states seriously"Because its the right thing to do."
>Then Poe seeing than Finn, looking distressed , desperately to get off the base, and cynically says "You need a pilot, don't you?"
>Finn looking antsy and on edge admits"I need a pilot"
I'm sorry I practically had to write a fucking Reddit post and really break it down for you, but when you watch a movie aimed at 12 year olds, you should be able to keep up with what characters are saying.
>>64289597
that nigger is so fucking ugly
>>64290862
>Sorry I had to write a Reddit post
Don't act like you're not used to it.
>>64290714
Because cloning is fucking expensive?
Kidnapping impressionable children and giving them hope for a bright future while making them into violent killing machines is much more effective and it works in real life.
>>64290627
not necessarily. maybe he replaced a guy for that mission last-minute
>>64290204
only humans laugh
>>64289597
He was a fucking coward who wanted to run away and live in peace. He was not heroic at all. He only saved Poe to get a pilot.
One thing I did not understand is how BB-8 just let Finn lie to Rey until they reach Maz's bar.
>>64290947
And building a super laser which can destroy an entire star system isn't?
>>64290947
they actually referenced clone storm troopers in the movie as if making them weren't that difficult.
>>64289937
>Finn is a Janitor
>Redwood is a Janitor
>Boyega is British
>Redwood is British
What was Redwood's real name again? Could he be the Star of Star Wars?
>>64290862
>when you watch a movie aimed at 12 year olds, you should be able to keep up with what characters are saying
You are expecting too much from modern /tv/.
>>64290714
because then Finn wouldn't exist and we'd have no movie
>>64291005
Because he is a bro. He knew Finn wanted to fuck Rey so he was his wingman
>>64291008
It's a popular theory that Starkiller was a Rakata relic found by First Order. Just like Starforge.
I sort of assumed he was just telling poe what he thought he wanted to hear.
I know I'd want to get the fuck out of dodge if I just had a realization that I was hilariously disposable canon fodder for a massive war machine.
>>64289687
>virginal
virginity shaming is fucking bullshit. see http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-77/
>>64291051
Seriously, this board is worse than /v/ and even has way more hipsters acting contrarian because they think they have le refined taste.
Shit movie
>>64289597
I love how you can tell it's hims even in a storm trooper suit
>>64291005
Because he knew Finn wasn't antagonistic and had no ulterior motives.
>>64291125
>Crying about the state of anything on this site
Nothing has ever been good, stop acting like you've been here since day one it makes you look desperate.
>>64289597
...You need a pilot.
>>64291158
I 100% expected him to say it's a nigger.
>>64291070
>>64291163
But BB-8 is a droid
>>64290333
>empire>>64290333
>I'mean thinking he hated living in the empire
>living in the empire
>empire
It's the first order, did you even see TFA?
>>64290947
You're retarded if you think that kidnapping children is effective anywhere other than shitholes like Africa, you essentially end up with a bunch of soldiers who have every fucking reason to hate your guts, not to mention it makes no sense who the fuck they're literally stealing possibly BILLIONS of kids from. Is the First Order stealing their own citizen's kids? Sounds like a great way to piss off your citizens, not even Sheev was that cartoonishly evil and impractical.
>>64291210
I'm not complaining, if it bothered me to the point of tears I'd just stop browsing. Just stating my observations.
I didn't say "wah tee vee used to be good", either.
>>64290164
The only thing I chuckled to was when Ren was throwing a fit in the chamber and the two stormtroopers walked away. Comedic relief and a chance to see stormtrooper interaction.
>>64291284
FO is post-war germany basically, their territories are probably African shitholes due to having to pay reparations etc.
>>64291260
So? He has an AI and is capable of abstract thinking. He is not stupid like those battle droids in the prequels
>>64291033
>Poe crash lands on Jakku
>randomly shows up later
>no explanation on how he got off of Jakku or why he got off of Jakku without BB8
>>64289903
>>64290204
>>64290250
>>64290587
>>64290791
> LE HAHAHAH STAR WARS IS SHIT YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOUR FUCKING MEMES YOU SHITTY FUCKING KEK GODDAMN IT I HOPE YOU GET ANALY RAPED FUCK YOU FUCK UFCK FUCK UYOU YOUS BPEICE P FU SHIT FUCKING CUNT YOU WEHF SDUFH FUCK YOUR MOTHEr ASS
>>64291493
The republic knew that BB-8 was taken offworld so Poe probably got in contact with them at some point.
>>64291357
The nazis didn't literally abduct their entire army as children. Shit like the Hitler Youth was shit that they did voluntarily to be good little germans. And it doesn't look like the First Order is hurting for cash since they literally built an even bigger more absurd, more expensive death star.
Kidnapping was an unnecessary addition to the plot. Everything would make more sense if the first order used conscripts, including Finn basically going "what the fuck my recruiter didn't tell me about this shit"
>>64291493
They did explain it he woke up earlier you normie.
>>64289597
>them hips
Goddamn
>>64291493
>yfw the first scene of ep 8 is obviously gonna start with poe waking up on jakku
Are Star Wars fans typically as stupid and delusional as the ones found here or is this just what happens when you combine Star Wars fandom with /pol/ chimping out? I can't wrap my head around how the same people who love all the stupid, shallow hero's journey bullshit about the original trilogy suddenly hate it now.
>>64289992
After the destruction of an entire star system of trillions, one or two should have rebelled It would have been awesome if there was a rebel movement within the stormtrooper ranks that had exploded by the time han and rey landed on the Starkiller. The halls filled with blaster fire as stormtrooper fought stormtrooper
>>64291284
>You're retarded if you think that kidnapping children is effective anywhere other than shitholes like Africa
That explains where Finn came from then
>>64291743
Clearly not, since in Finn's case it wasn't effective. African child soldiers wouldn't blink an eye at the PG shit Finn saw.
>>64291284
IMHO the First Order comprised the highest percentage of the galaxy and there were many other governments, including the Republic, which is why the Republic was confined to one system. Having the highest percentage, they may have forced conscription of all the first born males or something with the excuse that it was for defense. They could probably propaganda'd their way to massive stormtrooper ranks
>>64291697
Nah, people here are just addicted to bitching about shit, anything they can find. Thats why 90% of /tv/ watches movies actually, so they can furiously post about it on 4chan later.
I wonder if they're ever going to address the lack of stability the removal of the empire brought
the rebellion cannot police the galaxy like the empire did and the amount of influence crime lords have would increase
>>64289597
I thought you only needed one of those things
>>64291561
>you normie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he unironically uses that as an insult, what a fucking loser
christ. i almost feel bad for this actor
>>64291913
two cameras
>>64289597
>insert criticism of movie here
repeat ad nauseam and then you get /tv/
>>64291697
While I found some things which I think could have been done better if someone asks if I want to go see the movie again I'd be totally down for it.
I mean I can get super critical about tons of stuff if I'm bored but all around it was a fun movie.
>>64291837
In the accompanying lore the first order retreated to the outer rim, and the Republic still has the core worlds. Regardless, it's a ridiculous stretch to think that the FO could ever find support the way the Empire did (since the Empire didn't directly fuck over their population by having billions of kidnapped children soldiers, most were volunteers, some of who even believed in the empire).
>>64289903
I saw it 3 times and no one laughed at that part any of the times
>THE JUNK WILL DO
probably one of the worst, her dilivery was awful and also that's one of the most cliche action movie things you can do
>lol they go for one thing but it gets blown up and then they say the other is fine haar har!
>>64291546
When was this mentioned? Or are you just implying what we are supposed to think?
>>64291561
1. How would the Resistance know that Poe was kidnapped and then crash landed on Jakku?
2. Even then, why would Poe leave without BB8
3. Still, how would Poe come into contact with the Resistance?
4. Including all the former, how would the Resistance search the entire planet, get into contact with Poe, avoid detection by the First Order, and successfully make it back in time to save the day on Maz's planet?
>>64292013
Not only that, but many of the Empire troopers were still clones.
>>64289720
>No other stormtroopers do so
How do you know ?
>>64291089
Kek neither of those are canon you cuck
So...they built some big ass weapon that just obliterates entire planets in one go? The fuck
>>64292116
It obliterates entire solar systems
>>64291719
This would have been a fucking cool twist. Imagine Phasma catching Finn and Han and her troops turning on her as soon as they catch sight of Finn.
>>64292116
Quality world building.
why did that silver trooper just turn off the shields?
complete fucking jobber if I've ever seen one
>>64292032
1. They didn't
2. Because he had no other option
3. Steal a ship like Rey did and fly to them
4. Resistance had a tracker on BB-8
>>64291719
*han and finn
>>64292017
>flying machines can target and successfully destroy one individual thing on the land without creating collateral damage to another target that's 5 paces away
this part really irked me
gif related
>lol tons of references for most of the first part
>storm troopers go from actually intimidating and relatable in Fin's case to comic relief in the second half
>Rey is fucking omnipotent
>Fin suddenly having no problems slaughtering his only family en masse after getting PTSD about it earlier
Only real problems with the movie.
>>64292116
>so we need some kind of superweapon for the nazis to threaten the good guys with
>how about a death star? moon sized superweapon that can blow up entire planets
>nah already done, we need something more impressive
>how about a planet sized death star.. that can blow up entire solar systems at once! also it uses suns as ammunition
>brought to you by JJ Abrams
i want to see him split rey's tight white pussy in half
i literally want finn and rey to reenact the flashback scene from The Hateful Eight with finn playing SLJ's character and rey playing the daughter of the old racist guy
please god if it's not too much make it happen
>>64292220
2. Because he had no other option
3. Steal a ship like Rey did and fly to them
When did they say or show this? Must have missed this part of the movie :-)
4. Resistance had a tracker on BB-8
Oh, okay. That explains one thing. Even then, how did Poe escape from Jakku in time to help Finn and Rey?
Hypothetically: Sure, Poe could have gotten off before Finn. However, why wouldn't Poe (after being rescued) fly around for a bit and find Finn, the guy who didn't land that far away from the Tie Fighter?
Hypothetically: If Poe escaped after Finn escaped, how did he find enough time to go to the Resistance base and then pilot an X-Wing back to Maz's planet?
lel
>>64290204
Stay upset
>>64292217
She didn't think that doing so would be enough for them to break the thingamajig anyway and if they shot her she'd be dead and they would probably still take the shields down.
She wasn't exactly wrong either, they made several bombing runs along the exterior and it wasn't doing shit.
It was only because Ren got sidetracked with Patricide that Chewy and the others were able to set up the explosives and open a hole in the thing.
You'd have thought he would just hit the button on a walkie talkie and just said "Yeah I found them get like 50 guys down here".
>>64289937
He probably did it for free
>>64292017
>>64289903
I dont remember many cringey attempt to be funny moments, were there alot?
>>64292469
It' was very modern so yes
>>64289953
Yeah, he not only tried to shoot to protect himself, he volunteered to Oscar Isaac that he was a great shot, and proceeded to blast apart half the hanger, even though the foot soldiers weren't doing shit against the TIE fighter.
>>64291353
I fucking loved every single one of his tantrums.
That is literally how a sith lord should be.
>>64289731
You know what I will
>>64290164
I admit that was pretty good.
"oh really, you're cold?"
It's really one of the only funny moments I remember people actually laughing at
>>64289937
>sending a janitor on a high priority mission to find the last Jedi Master in the galaxy
BRAVO JJ
>>64289937
>sending a lowly janitor along on a very important mission with your very important Sith killing machine
Why isn't Kylo Ren accompanied by an elite team of Stormtroopers t.b.h? Isn't he like second in command or some shit?
Even Darth Vader had his special group of storm troopers
>>64290587
>I said the name of that website again
>>64289720
>no other storm troopers do so
Phasma makes it a point to say they have evaluations for those things, obviously he wasn't the first, most of them just get taken in and reeducated after multiple offenses.
>>64292469
>IM IN CHARGE NOW, IM IN CHARGE, IM IN CHARGE
>THE GARBAGE WILL DO
>ANYTHING ELSE
>THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>GOT A GARBAGE CHUTE AROUND
>DON'T STARE AT WHAT
>ANY OF IT
>AND DON'T SAY THE DEATH STAR
>STAY CALM STAY CALM STAY CLAM
>I AM CALM
>IM TALKING TO MYSELF
Seriously, only stuff like the lighter thumbs up and stormtroppers NOPEing out when they hear Ren flipping a shit was remotely chuckle-aable
>>64289597
>it's the right thing to do
>shoot up your own hanger bay violently even aiming at people that weren't armed
>>64292666
Oh boy, this movie might have been worse than I rememebred
Here is what I don't get:
Towards the end of the movie, while Leia, Han, Chewie, and the whole Resistance of planning on how to take down the First Order, Finn randomly butts in a line about where they should strike. Everyone just accepts this, and 30 seconds later, the X-Wings are moving out
What?
Why would they trust a guy they just met? What if Finn was a double agent?
Finn didn't even tell them what he did. We find out only later that he was just a janitor lol.
The whole Resistance just accepted this one rouge Stormtroopers suggestions and went with it
>>64289597
OOGA BOOGA posting has evolved into "omg why is he killing his old comrades". If Finn was white you guys wouldn't be questioning this at all. It wouldn't even be a thought.
W I D E
>>64292666
You realize people aren't equal? Your sense of humor is obviously abysmal. If you have low intelligence you're not qualified to comment on what is or isn't funny. Back to /pol/.
>>>/pol/
Made it easy for you since you're mentally retarded.
>>64292666
Most of these didn't make me cringe all that much
The ship getting blown up was probably the cringiest, and that's still relatively early on.
>>64292743
I don't actually think the writers put any thought into this movie
They probably didn't give a single fuck and neither did anyone else
>>64292777
>post has nothing to do with politics
>links the poster to a political board anyways
Hello Reddit
>>64292777
Oh man thanks for letting me know I was posting my opinion you stupid fucktard
I've never been to /pol/ redditor
I can't wait for this fucking redit meme to die. Inb4
>hi redit!
Or some variation there of. You'll do it though. You can't help yourself.
>>64290008
>>64292587
>I was raised to do one thing.Sanitation.
>>64292743
They didn't really have any better ideas. It was either try it or just wait for death.
>>64292830
It's not going to die it's 4chans scapegoat boogeyman response because everyone things the place is more mature and better
>>64292743
I guess they were sort of out of options at that point. The big death ray is warming up and they know they're the target, if Finn was lying it probably would have been just as good as taking a blind stab at the thing.
Also at that point they have Poe's word backing him up and the fact Han and Chewy were there when he was getting his ass beat by his former buddies. If he was a double agent at that point is was a pretty good ruse.
>>64292777
>he didn't like TFA he must be from /pol/
Go back to Reddit
Why would Han Solo suggest that BB-8 comes with him to say hello the the group of dangerous and violent mercenaries?
>>64289903
*record scratch*
>>64292777
Low intelligence would mean you actually find any of those scenes humorous. They were made for idiots like you.
>>64290766
Considering how no one seems to be willing to engage...yes. Are you really surprised that they missed that?
>>64289597
>Because it's the right thing to do.
>(Poe doesn't believe it) You need a pilot. (Don't you?)
>(OK, OK, I'm actually doing it because) I need a pilot (Finn Admits)
Jesus christ /tv/
>>64292868
>>64292830
Hey Reddit
>>64292930
WRONG. it was nothing like this.
*Dramatic music*
>Poe:Why are you helping me...?
*cue soft music*
>Finn: Because.....it's the right thing to do.
Then they start discussing how to get off.
>>64292777
>when you start baiting out of control
Nice trips tho
>>64293003
THIS
>>64290173
He was seeking justice for the innocent villagers killed by those very same troopers moments ago. Stop shitposting, you can't be this dense.
>>64292921
Actually that's incorrect. Decent humor can appeal either to emotional or analytical intelligence. What's hilarious is that the poster in question mentioned he chuckled at the two jokes which appealed to neither, and were geared toward making 3 year old children laugh. "3 year old child" is the approximate level of psychological development that the average /pol/ poster is at, which is why he's obviously from there.
>>64293033
>giving a damn about partizan collaborators over your brothers in arms
Spotted the cuck
>"It's the right thing to do."
>Five seconds later
>WOOHOOO!!!!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT TIE FIGHTER BLOW UP? I THINK THAT WAS JIM FROM GEOMETRY CLASS!!!
>>64293003
>Poe: You need a pilot don't you?
*laugh track*
>Finn:I need a pilot
*laugh track*
>>64293039
>implies that shit was 'decent' humor.
Yeah. Nah.
>>64293039
Okay here's your (you) thats quality b8 m8
>>64292930
The inflections when Poe said "You need a pilot" were wrong for the scenario you said. It came off as "you're gonna need a pilot then"
>>64293039
>long winded explanation of why someone is from /pol/
Reddit, go already dude.
>>64289597
>>64292666
>laughed at the visual gag humor inserted for young children
>didn't laugh at the humor reliant on effective delivery and context
You're not smart enough to recognize how embarrassing and hilarious this post is, but rest assured, I am dying.
>>64293130
That's why the scene isn't funny when it should be. I get that they were trying to do this >>64292930 but as you said the inflections came off wrong.
>>64290862
That's not even the essence of the scene. Finn really thought it was the right thing to do and Poe saying that he needs a pilot gives Finn even more justification to break him out. It was just witty banter
>>64293186
>didn't laugh at the humor reliant on effective delivery and context
Which scene s were those, because I can name a bunch where that was SUPPOSED to be the case, but the delivery and context failed horribly. Such as 'the garbage will do' and the 'you need a pilot' thing
Those 2 failed to be funny solely because the actors fucked it up.
>>64293137
>long-winded
/pol/ shills really are the cancer of humanity. The prideful anti-intellectualism should be met with capital punishment. This is why forcing religion down a child's throat is abusive.
>>64293095
Except there was no laugh track and it wasn't intended to be funny
>Poe stopping to think
>Poe: You need a pilot! (as in, i'm happy to be your pilot)
Why would they be joking around at a time like that?
>>64293204
This. Finn didn't even know that Poe was a pilot.
>>64293249I'm making fun of a shitty movie friend
>>64293249
Pick up on the clues. He laughs at humor that is the equivalent of someone falling or getting hit in the head. He doesn't laugh at humor that comes through voice tone, inflection, or context. Do the fucking math. He's from /pol/ and his IQ is 60-80.
>>64293186
>laughed at simple done humor that didn't need voiced lines and proper delivery, stands on it's own and is decent if you have a half a brain to pick up on what makes it humorous
>didn't laugh at poorly crap delivered lines, and jokes that are used in a million other films yet they manged to screw it up and have it fall flat on it's face
HURR WHO TALKS FIRST, YOU TALK FIRST I TALK FIRST?!
I bet you lost it, you fucking 12 year old.
>>64293072
Nice buzzword dumbass.
>>64293294
You've spent the entire thread proving why you're not qualified to determine the quality of a movie. TFA was received nearly perfectly by critics. You're an overweight neckbeard with no personality. Who cares what you say?
>>64293249
>and it wasn't intended to be funny
No it definitely was, it just failed to be funny. It is 100% meant to be a line you laugh at. Like it's the right thing to do "haha but the other reason is I need a pilot" That's it. You're braindead if you can't figure out it was SUPPOSED to be a humorous scene
Seriously how fucking stupid is /tv/. You need to see it again, it's very obvious it's meant to be a gag.
>>64293327
Spoileryou're talking to different people, sorry anon, better luck next time
>>64289634
i love this new reddit meme
>>64293343
I don't think it was intended to be a joke, per se....there is no punchline. If I remember right, their body language is very jumpy. Poe, nearly jumping out of his skin, suggest that he will be the pilot.
Where is the joke in this? Where is the punchline?
>>64292930
>>64293130
>>64293191
>If I pull that off will you die
>It would be extremely painful...
>(CIA Doesn't believe it) You're a big guy (which means you can resist a lot of pain)
>(The pain that I would feel wouldn't be compared to the pain that you will feel. I know you're hurting, I know your past. I would destroy you and cause you a lot of pain if you pulled it off, because I am a big guy) For you
>BOYS HAVE I EVER NOT DELIVERED
>yeah
>twice
>errrhyyyuuuu!
>counts on his fingers, thinking
>what was the second time?!
Fucking. Hilarious. Bravo Vince
>>64293343
Not him, I won't admit it was meant to be a gag, but I will admit the scene becomes a confusing debate about if it was a not solely because of how The 2 actors did their lines. It's literally their faults alone.
>>64293428
>Where is the joke in this? Where is the punchline?
Quips don't need punch lines, bro. That's why they're so clever and hilarious. You can just drop them in wherever and they don't kill the atmosphere or make the audience groan.
>>64293428
>Where is the joke in this? Where is the punchline?
No one is arguing it's good humor.
It's something done in movies:
>this is the reason I'm doing something
>okay, and also because of this har har
It's a simple gag done in PLENTY of films, and the bottom line is it failed here
Finn and Poe should have literally been morphed into one character. There's zero reason to have two characters other than marketing purposes (one black and one mexican)
Poe's character isn't given enough screen time
Finn's character is given too much screen time
Just drop the Finn character and have Poe crashing on Jakku and finding Rey
>>64291104
Jesus Christ how long have you been waiting to find a place to link that?
>>64293445
>errrhyyyuuuu!
Fuck off Chewie
>>64293542
>quips are funny
So the writers browse Reddit then?
>>64293625
Just like most of 4chan:^)
>>64289597
>litteraly revealed in the next line he was just making up some noble shit to get Po to pilot the ship
Nice bait >>64289634
>>64289597
Fucking traitors
>>64293591
b-b-but we need a black character because "muh diversity!"
![1451340959940[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/A1tgrVA.jpg "1451340959940[1].webm")
>>64291493
>>64294014
Is Poe not the coolest motherfucker in this movie?
>>64292891
This right here annoyed the fuck out of me. Why did they bring BB-8? He is one of a kind and the Order is looking for him. If they had just left him in the ship the Order may not have even found out where they were.
>>64294461
The only thing I can guess is he was going to try and bargain with BB-8 and then fuck them over and take it back somehow.
>>64294014
>>64294014
I know this is gay baiting but I just enjoy their friendship so much, some of the best bits of the movie.
Remind me of the lads before one of us died. Shit stung like nothing else. I remember the rows we used to have and the piss we used to take but nothing hurt more than losing that son of a bitch.
I wish he was here to watch this film with us. He would have loved it.
>>64292891
>>64294461
>>64294559
It was collateral. He says right before that he doesn't want them trying to take off in the Falcon.
>no fake title during filming
Terrible
>>64294745
It's not gay baiting, it's literally just two male friends.
Surely you've had male friends before. I doubt you wanted to suck them off just because you got along.
That was actually a decent joke desu.
>>64295019
How was it a joke?
>>64294014
poe is such a flamboyant faggot
>>64293287
yes he did. that's why he went to him. jesus.
Hey guys OP here.
I think you may have misread my original post.
I said, "10/10 great script right there"
Doesn't seem many of you are very good at understanding English.
>>64295061
Are you serious?
>Why are you helping me?
>It's the right thing to do.
>You need a pilot.
>I need a pilot.
>>64290073
The Empire hated non-humans. I assume that the First Order wouldn't want Jawas desecrating their pride and joy with their presence.
>>64290173
Seeking justice for the innocent victims back at the village
>>64292587
Kylo doesn't need backup. Plus their mission was to shoot shit up, not win a major battle. You hardly need skill for that.
>>64295160
lol i trol u
>>64294014
Yes, I saw the movie tot. This scene doesn't answer my questions.
>>64293003
This.
>>64289597
>"And a tasty way to do it."
>>64295128
He went to him because he thought he was a survivor from the village and he wanted to rescue him. Finn had no idea he was a pilot. He just happened to ask if he knew how to fly a tie fighter just to see and so he happened to luck out when he has the best pilot in the galaxy
>>64291493
That's because he was originally supposed to die in that scene, and after they shot it there were rewrites to the script and one of them was to bring him back. Likely because Oscar Isaac made him so likeable.
The quick throwaway line to how he survived is bullshit, yes, but that's honestly just because they had to come up with a quick reason to explain why they shot half the movie with him being dead.
>>64294337
Yes. The Guacamole Jew is the most interesting person in the whole startwars movie.
>>64290103
droids are more expensive than feeding niggers blaster cooked alien meat.
>>64292777
>hey guys I found out everyone I don't agree with is from /pol/
Seriously you're more of a bigot than most of them are
>>64294337
he is the most cliche good guy character ever
Oh look another Force Awakens thread.
Can this meme die already? You saw it. You either hated it, thought it was ok or loved it.
End it already /tv/ get back to the most important things like movie tropes.
>>64295500
I actually am from /pol/ though
>>64290356
Its not a flaw though.
>>64296212
Kek. Nazis btfo again
>>64295192
>their plan was to shoot shit up
No their plan was to capture the map in BB8 that led to their main objective
>>64292930
That's what you fuckers dont seem to get. Yeah, he said "It was the right thing to do" to hide the fact that he needed à pilot.
But what he needed a pilot for? To run away. Run away, why? Because he dont want to kill people. Why ?
>Because it's not the right thing to do
And how would he know that considering he has spent his whole life with the First Order, has even been trought and I quote, an indoctrination program. And THEN 5 minutes later hes shooting up people he spent his whole life with (like the guy that died at the beginning that he tried to help). And he's fucking happy about it.
You retards act like youre hot shit because you think youre "actually listening", but all you do is eat up oneliner coverups that are symptomatic of self-conscious poor writting.
You bet I'm mad
>>64293149
I can't fucking read this shit man.
I did however, find the movie full of inconsistencies and poorly written.
Are there any other images poking at the plot of the new film?
