>/tv/ was POSITIVE a mass shooting would happen opening weekend
>they even predicted more than one mass shooting
>movie releases
>nothing happens
>not even any shootings during Christmas eve and Christmas day showings
>and there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that missed out on being apart of history because they gave into the media's fear mongering
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that didn't experience TFA in theaters
>there people on this board RIGHT NOW whose first viewing of the film was thru a camrip
KEK!
>>64285654
>Be me.
>See movie for first time with friends in black neighborhood theater.
>Reasoning being that mass shootings never happen in black theaters, only in white neighborhoods.
>Take a quick scope of theater exits and possible escape routes.
>Have an eye on any suspicious persons.
>Movie starts. Hooting and Hollering to be expected.
>Han solo scene happens. "OH THAT CRAZY NIGGA HAN IN HERE."
>Reactions during important scenes in the film.
>Movie ends
>Didn't get killed.
>Had a good time.
My paranoia was unwarranted, thanks America for making me feel like this.
>>64285654
I saw it in a tiny indie theater, didn't grt shot.
Enjoyed myself. Friend of mine did too.
Saw it too. No shooting
>tfw I saw the movie with my black friend and his friend who had like 2 pistols on him in case shit went down
he owns them legally too
>>64285654
> not driving to the theatre in a Scorpion tank
Such is life in South Africa.
>he fell for the meme
enjoy being tracked by the FBI
>>64285654
>not getting shot is considered a good day in America
>>64286992
I want to see a movie on release day in a black neighborhood sometime, it sounds funny as fuck
>>64285654
>1% of newposters on /tv/ actually went to see the travesty that is TFA
/tv/ may not have literally dodged a bullet, but it all worked out very well.
>>64285654
lol
