Did you like it? I thought it was fantastic. Visually stunning, tense, funny, and well acted. Nearly 2 and a half hours flew by and i loved every second of it.
>>64274379
LE REDDIT LE SHIT OUT OF THIS XDDD
>>64274406
are you ok?
>>64274379
You're trying. It's a noble endeavor, but you need to stop.
here we g-REDDDDIIIITTT
i'm waiting for a decent encode that isn't a 30 gig remux
![blow-the.martian.2015.1080.mkv_snapshot_01.24.30_[2015.12.30_12.50.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zRM9kIf.jpg "blow-the.martian.2015.1080.mkv_snapshot_01.24.30_[2015.12.30_12.50.03].jpg")
>>64274524
The.Martian.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-BLOW
>>64274524
SPOILERS JESSICA CHASTAIN IS A MARYSUE
SPACE DAMON IS IRONMAN
>>64274594
yify tier
celebshit
![blow-the.martian.2015.1080.mkv_snapshot_00.49.21_[2015.12.30_12.52.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/byVreCs.jpg "blow-the.martian.2015.1080.mkv_snapshot_00.49.21_[2015.12.30_12.52.29].jpg")
>>64274615
tfw no 64 kbit stereo audio
I really liked it for the same reasons you did. Besides the fact everyone's acting was shit tier besides Damon. The whole Ridley Scott one take and move on thing is retarded. Let the actors get to know the characters they're playing by letting them experiment when acting. Also Donald Glover acting like Troy acting like Abed in the Freaky Friday episode was really weird.
>>64274379
I liked it too, but I'm into scat and loved it when he was using Kate Mara's poop to grow potatoes.
>>64274379
>Look, ma, I posted it again
>I'm going to science the shit out of this xDDD
>Suck it Louie Armstrong xDDD
It's literally reddit the movie. Now fuck off.
>>64274379
Dat China pandering tho
It was Iron Man 3 all over again.
I was expecting a hardcore sci-fi film and got pop sci film with le funny quips. It was okay I guess but fairly forgettable.
>>64274778
It's a line from the novel
the author likes pop science
be still child
>>64274379
>made alien
>matt spaceman
>chastain
>space
>became more pleb than nolan
please say you've seen interstellar...
>>64274801
SUCH BULLSHIT
THEY WOULDA GOT A ROCKET FROM RUSSIA BEFORE CHINA TBF
>>64274819
And it's still reddit as fuck. Sorry dude, just fuck off back to r/space or something
>>64274778
>Louie Armstrong
>>64274778
nice meme
>>64274898
who's that spunk monk?
>black dude making rocket noises
If you defend this you are literally retardad and should kill yourself, there is not a single reason to shoot a scene like this, not a single one.
>>64274819
It was actually not in the book.
>>64275078
>explaining orbital mechanics to the head of NASA
cringe
>>64275078
he was clearly autistic, this was in line with his behaviour throughout the movie
>>64274379
My question is why did they hire almost the same cast as Interstellar?
>>64275170
This.
Seconding OP. Itwas a real pleasure, one of the best sci-fi movies of the decade.
Damon was really a carbon copy of the character in the novel.
9/10
>tfw the crew decided to mutiny and go save him
>>64275122
HOW RIDICULOUS WAS THAT SHIT
NASA SLINGSHOTTED NIGGERS BACK IN THE 60S HOW IS THIS NEWS TO ANYBODY IN THAT ROOM
AT LEAST THE WORMHOLE PAPER FOLDING DEMO IN INTERSTELLAR IS THEORETICAL PHYSICS NOT EVERYONE IS EXPECTED TO KNOW ABOUT, NOT BASIC NEWTONIAN PHYSICS LIKE GRAVITY ASSISST THAT NASA USES IN PRACTICE CONSTANTLY
>>64274379
Beside all the pandering to the leftists, it was a good film.
How could you list all Broadcasters except Fox, and totally snub the Russians.
>>64274379
>funny
It wasn't tho. The jokes were really lame, especially the disco ones that they repeated 3 or 4 times. Yeah, I get it, that chick really likes disco, wow.
>>64274379
The scene where he pines for internet access so he can gift people reddit gold was really out of place
>>64274379
It kind of dragged on during some scenes where I felt it wasn't necessary, but overall I enjoyed it.
it was great, loved the story
but it was not as tense as i hoped it would be, all the dramatic scenes, except for the climax, are resolved too quickly or cut to earth, where a whole different story is happening
overall pretty good
>chinese come to save the day
jesus christ can hollywood stop pandering to the chinese???
>>64275560
PPARENTLY NOT
NEVERMIND THAT WE'D OBVIOUSLY GO TO THE RUSSIANS FOR A PROTONM
GOTO THE FUCKIN FRENCH FOR AN ARIANE5 BEFORE TRYING THE CHINESE
ELON MUSK BY HIMSELF WILL PROBABLY BEAT CHINA TO A HEAVY LIFT ROCKET
>>64275403
>disco ones that they repeated 3 or 4 times
They repeated that much more than 3 or 4 times, he made a comment about her music every 5 minutes, and were constantly playing disco music throughout the movie, including the end credits. They even had a scene of her husband giving her an Abba record for gift.
One of the most obnoxious running gags.
When it was just Damon chilling on Mars it was fine, but I hated all the other characters.
it was great but it would be better if it wasn't interrupted by LOL QUIRKY MEME every ten minutes
Reddit eats the script of Apollo 13 and shits this movie out.
It was incredibly mediocre and predictable. For a survival movie it was completely void of any tension or suspense. I felt absolutely no emotional attachment to any of the characters.
The best scene was when Sean Bean awkwardly explained the meaning of "Elrond"
>>64275170
>>64275236
OH THAT IS JUST GREAT BECAUSE AUTISTIC PEOPLE WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE SOMETHING OBVIOUS THAT ALL SCIENTISTS ON NASA COULD SEE IT COMING
FUCK THIS FLICK AND FUCK YOU GUYS
>CHINESE INVESTORS SAVE THE DAY!
>>64275429
>"i miss r/berniesanders4prez. hope he gets elected this time."
I thought the flick had potential, but MATT DAMON showed the emotional range of a happy clown. Left stranded on Mars with no human contact and little hope of survival and not once does the dude despair? Bullshit.
