>makes this toothy grimace for 90% of the movie
>even the ending for fucks sake
>somehow fucks up her own accent
>easily the least attractive female lead since Precious
Why did they cast this bitch? Why did they need to ruin SW forever?
Daisy thread?
One of the worst performances in a movie, and least Fischer and Ford have an excuse of being old and senile.
what's the name of that disease that gives girls a rat-lookin-face and huge tits? I think she has that.
>>64272671
ugly
>>64272671
>Xenomorph lives matter too anon!
>>64272823
>huge tits
If only
that expression when she hands luke the lightsaber has to be the most retarded looking thing I have ever seen in cinema
she literally must suck AMAZING disney dick
>>64272824
^ >probably autistic virgin nerd
>>64272892
hello reddit
>>64272871
She looks like she couldn't get her massive teeth far enough apart to fit a cock in.
>>64272823
> huge tits
Are you an ant sized wizard?
>muh strong wymyn and glowing swords instead of real characters and decent plots
The only movie I've seen in theaters this year was Revanent. If people want to gobble down identity politics instead of movies, fine. It's not like Hollywood actually cares; it's simply an easy way to churn out shit and have people defend it (see: maRey sue).
Plus this shit wouldn't get made if it weren't attached to an IP white manchildren weren't already going to see.
>>64272671
But anon she was cute in that one scene with the helmet that lasted all of ten seconds
I mean if you ignore the disgusting way she eats before that it more then makes up for the other two hours of bad acting she did
>>64272671
>Why did they cast this bitch?
To push their bullshit neo-progressive agenda. They're still playing it safe though by making her white.
>>64272823
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Axelswife1
>>64273016
Or if you are into the Starwars universe
The Revanent is trash looks like it was filmed by Michael J Fox
>>64273139
>or if you are into an arbitrary merchandising brand name made for children
That's what you sound like. Plus, given that this movie retcons most of the actual SW universe, that's a hard sell. You clearly don't like cinema for more than the ebin toys you can purchase though.
I'm guessing you're a liberal too. Subhuman scum.
>>64273139
>if you're in the star wars universe
If you're in it like all those such a nerd xD girls sure
>>64272671
I think Star Wars is ruined for me, to an extent, I still love the original trilogy because they're really fucking good movies, but when this shit happens and it basicaly mirrors everything modern society thinks about Star Wars I just think to myself ''why bother''
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/sarah-sees-a-star-war
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/capes-vs-cloaks
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/space-voldemort-vs-whiny-space-criminals-6-luke-is
>>64273071
I honestly think they should had used a cute latina instead, or casted a twilek or whatever
>>64273216
>So my mom lent us her Star Wars dvds. She did that because she learned my biggest secret.
>learned
>not learnt
fucking dropped
>>64273252
or a twink
>>64273216
I now have terminal cancer, thank you very much
>>64272914
hello autistic virgin nerd
>>64273252
I all for female protagonists, but can a female actress be as broad and relatable as Mark Hammil was in the OT without seeming like she is more of a pussy than Frodo Baggins, and a annoying mary-sue like Rey?
>>64273304
>I'm
>>64273216
why did i click that
>>64273304
Females leading action adventure movies as a concept in itself is not relatable. It's not relatable to women, and it certainly isn't to men.
These types of movies are built of anthropological cultural expectation of men ingrained into our DNA. Substituting a woman in the role will always be social engineering over authentic story telling, and it will never succeed unless people are blinded by CGI or the Star Wars name.
No one will remember this character.
Ridley was mediocre and I'm disappointed Finn wasn't more of the primary protagonist, because he was done really well. Both in writing and in acting.
Boyega has some serious charisma and brings alot of much needed groundedness to the new cast. I hope a large portion of the next movie is him and Poe going on space adventures.
>>64273016
>>64273442
Fucking thank you for being a voice of reason in the midst of all this retardation
>>64273442
Asian movies do it since forever. Anime does it since forever. Video games do it for years.
You are just a fag.
>>64273485
>>64273520
>>64273567
>muh fetal alcohol shitposting
Fuck off you diseased mentally ill faggot. Just fuck a man already pretending to like her isn't fooling anyone.
>>64273612
All of those things are shit.
>actually using video games and anime as an argument
Fucking hi redit
>>64273629
>9/10 everywhere
>lol nobody liked it xD
Seriously, do you retards not see how fucking pathetic you are?
I think she's qt desu senpaitachi
>>64273714
Who are you quoting retard? Whether people liked the movie or not has zero to do with Daisy being an ugly deformed fuck. If you're not a shill I don't know what is.
No one finds her attractive. Stop spamming her.
>>64273670
>I don't like it so it's shit
Cool story kid. Meanwhile movie is making billions and getting incredibly positive reviews.
Your pathetic opinion matters shit. Go back to flipping burgers.
>>64273304
>I all for female protagonists, but can a female actress be as broad and relatable as Mark Hammil was in the OT without seeming like she is more of a pussy than Frodo Baggins, and a annoying mary-sue like Rey?
They have this misconception that the only way to make a strong female character is to make her a man that belittles the male characters around her. The irony is that they see what his traditionally feminine as weak.
Take the character of Cersei Lannister for example. She is fucking terrifying and very powerful in her own right. Punching men alone and putting down male characters by questioning their masculinity is fucking boring. Rey is just a blank copy of Luke Skywalker with all his human flaws removed and his super powers turned up to 11. She's a shit character.
>most of /tv/ finds Daisy ugly
More waifu for me i guess.
>>64273808
rey dont belittle anybody but finn. who she grew to like by the mid point. she is quite feminine for an action protag.
>>64273765
Metacritic user reviews have drastically changed as the marketing has worn off. Your opinion is the product of money spent to influence you. You are making an argument ad populum to justify taste in movies, and you like fucking anime.
I am certain you make less than $30,000 a year if you are even employed.
>>64273750
So how long have you been in the closet?
>>64273851
this
>>64273915
just lol
you faggots are so mentally ill.
>sh-she's hot i swear! i definitely DONT like men
>>64273915
ECH
>>64273915
Fuck she looks genuinely scary there
>>64273973
Seriously, what's like being a fag? Is it easier to hook up with dudes?
>>64273877
>rey dont belittle anybody but finn
So she does shit on the main male protagonist. The only other male character she encountered was Han Solo and even then she indirectly shat on his expertise by knowing his ship better than he does. I'm not opposed to female leads. Just make them more humble and give them a fucking challenge to develop.
>>64274010
>>64273973
>>64273750
Post ya pics then virgins?
>>64273915
Dam she looks like mckayla maroni there, for non-/sp/artans she was a jail bait american gymnist.
>>64274060
Me on the right
>>64272671
>complaining about
SJW WARS: ANOTHER NEW HOPE(tm) in IMAX 3D
its 2015 people come on
ITT: Neckbeards
>>64274259
give it up, faggot
>>64274259
she looks like fucking predator
>>64272671
I LIKE THIS THREAD
SHES BAD AT ACTING AND BAD AT NOT LOOKING LIKE A XENOMORPH LMAO
>>64274329
lol
>>64274259
>dat fivehead
>>64274321
>>64274329
AVP
>>64272823
Is that a real thing? I used to know a girl exactly like that with like double Ds back in high school.
>>64274329
Still waiting for the second mouth to reveal itself.
>>64274394
Kek, me too.
People literally called her rat girl, to her face. Dam kids are such dicks.
>tfw Waiting for these virgins to post their pics
>>64274455
>>64274358
>>64274329
>>64274321
>>64274259
>>64274122
Im glad its not going to beat avatar at the bo
>>64274518
>using virgin as an insult
>>>/rebbit/
>>64272671
no dad in your life?
>>64274518
Hey buddy
I find daisy cute too, but picking fights with random guys on the 4chans who dont is playing into their hands. Ya see, they see you will respond with emotion so they keep fucking with you.
>>64273016
I dont think that female characters and Sci fi/fantasy elements are mutually exclusive to plot and good characterization. I just think that storytelling is stagnant and populated by hacks who value making millions of dollars more than they do telling a timeless story.
Speculative fiction seems to be suffering the most because, as you infer, its easiest to fit in flashing lights and loud noises to distract people, but when I look at the works of people like Wolfe and Vance and Heinlein, I hang my head in disappointment for what fantasy and Sci fi have become.
Why are you guys so shallow? I thought this was a board for cinema connoisseurs?
>>64274602
Must have mistagged
But I was just seeing if anyone actually had the balls to do it seems like they don't.
>>64274639
Naw dawg
This board started from non-stop cunny and celebrity waifu threads. With some generals for popular shows, L O S T being the first big ones remember. The only time you will get halfway decent film discussion is around the Oscars
>>64274843
>wanting to see fellow 4channer pictures
W E W L A D
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>>64272823
wtf i know a girl exactly like this. someone answer
>>64274055
>just make them more humble
People will cry bloody murder at any weak portrayal of women in a lead role these days. It wouldn't be so bad save for the fact that instead of just not consuming the media that they disagree with they go out of the way to discredit and slander the creators.
>give them time to develop
The general public doesn't have the patience for that: The hero has to be strong, has to have the means to fix their own solutions without any significant help from anyone, and has to win in every conflict all the time. Its very narcissistic of people to feel like they can relate to people like Rey and some capeshit hero and whatever YA protagonist is "in" right now, and its why meaningful character development has all but disappeared in modern stories.
>>64274843
>having balls is posting your picture on an anime image board
I miss the days of yesteryear.
>>64274843
Let's see you hot shot
I'm sure you'll set the bar real high
>>64272671
How many lines did she even have in the movie?
She didnt talk much at all or said anything memorable
>>64272671
can someone post the original with the dog. maybe a side by side
>>64272671
>>64272671
The true ugly
>>64275917
Oi fuck you
Leia a goddamn qt in Return of the Jedi, and I'm not talking about the steel bikini.
>>64274627
I've been reading lots of Vance's short stories. So many great little ideas that will never see the light of day.
Neal Stephenson's Anathem was the last great modern sci fi I've read, but that would be unfilmable. Too much talking about philosophy.
>>64274892
mobeius syndrome
>>64275917
I always thought Carrie Fisher was the definition of butterface
>>64274055
>The only other male character she encountered was Han Solo and even then she indirectly shat on his expertise by knowing his ship better than he does.
That is some tumblr tier logic my friend.
>Someone is better than a MAN? HOW DARE SHE BELITTLE HAN LIKE THAT
>>64272671
at least she has nice teeth
>>64276751
hello reddit
>>64277021
Hello boring shitposter.
Why is Ray such a fucking mary sue?
>SH-SHE CAN PILOT THE MILLENIUM FALCON BETTER THAN HAN AFTER 30 SECONDS OF PRACTICE A-AND SHE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BUTTONS ARE EVEN THOUGH HAN HAS HAD THE FALCON FOR DECADES A-AND SHE HAS STRONGER FORCE POWER THAN KYLO REN EVEN WITH NO TRAINING A-AND SHE'S A BETTER LIGHTSABER WIELDER THAN KYLO REN EVEN WITH NO TRAINING
>>64277324
B-but Kylo Ren's leg a fweelings was hurting ;_; pls don't shit on my Star Wars movie, it's my generation's reason to go on living ;_;
>>64277187
And that's it. At the end of the day we are all, consciously or not, trying to make a good impression upon a desired gender.
That is why guys lift, exercise, try to act "tough", and earn a lot of money, and why women spend so much time with makeup, dieting, and being feminine.
>>64277187
THIS WOMAN GETS THE FUGG
WHEN DO I GOTTA TIMETRAVEL TO
>daisy ridley
I personally don't she how shes anymore of a mary sue than luke was/is.
I thought it was okay, but it was basically just new hope 2.0 which ruined any magic it could have.
>>64277603
Some one needs to make a webm where she morphs into the alien queen when she smiles.
>>64277648
>>64277324
Are you this fucking retarded?
1. She didn't know better how to pilot the Falcon than Han. She knew about the modification quarter portions guy did and bypassed it.
2. She wasn't a better lighsaber wielder than Kylo Ren. Kylo was physically and emotionally exhausted. Also: Rey was mad that Kylo killed Han, and anger always helps a lot for channeling the Force.
>>64277648
Luke was an idealistic naive young man who wanted to go on an adventure but didn't exactly knew what kind of danger awaited him, and he prevailed because of his personal growth as a character, unlike Rey, which had no desire to leave Jakku, and was good at everything, and beat the shit out of a well-trained Jedi in the end of the movie because.
And by well-trained, I do mean it, Kylo Ren was clearly trained by Luke longer than he has been trained by Yoda, and since he carries the Skywalker genes along him then he clearly should have destroyed Rey, even while being shot in the leg.
>>64277648
>>64277745
There should be a word for niggers like you
Faggot newfans
>>64277690
Isn't a lot of that explained from Luke being a moisture farmer, who isn't in much of any danger vs her being a scavenger?
While not a light saber she was proficient with the pole/staff thing. It wasn't flying but she used the speeder and may have used other machines before.
I suppose the context is proposed earlier from the pilot who helps Fin escape in that once you can fly one thing you can fly anything?
Maybe that was supposed to explain why she was a decent pilot?
>>64277745
>pulling mental gymanistics to justify shitty writing and character development
>>64273303
virgin nerds don't masturbate because they have no imagination to go with it. they play make believe x1000 when a virgin masturbates
>>64277690
do i have to say this again
she's a memory wiped sith
that's why she's so experienced
it's either this explanation, or the new star wars movies are literally just braindead action flicks
>>64277789
Having an explanation for some things (and there were still tons of things for which there wasn't anything justifiably shown), does not excuse the willing creation of an uninteresting, all-talented character that essentially needs no help and learns everything on her own.
It's Star Wars, not Riddick.
>>64277821
>she's a memory wiped sith
Nothing in the movie indicates that she had a memory loss, neither would make any sense for her to have been trained in the Jedi arts if she was abandoned in Jakku when she seemed to be 4 years old or something.
>>64277821
She's Darth fucking Revan 2.0?
>>64277821
She was like 6 year old in that flashback you idiot.
>the new star wars are just braindead action flicks
You didn't get that impression yet? How many "new" episodes will it take?
>>64277860
You act like it being Riddick would be a bad thing.
if Vin Diesel just showed up and stabbed some niggers I'd be quite happy with it.
>>64277872
nothing is sacred anymore. next film will be about the first order finding rakata prime and the star forge so they can go on an all out war with the republic and crush them so the rebellion will have to pull off a endor style attack on the star forge a la ROTJ. its like poetry you know it rhymes
>>64277882
>she's six in the flashback
yeah, the flashback of before she was memory wiped and before her sith training
>>64277821
Didn't Star Trek tell you anything? There isn't a deep story, theres no subtext that you haven't grasped yet and there won't be any huge TWEEEST at the end. They'll make shit up as they go along and it'll be about cheesey cash-in nostalgia with new characters inserted
>>64277945
>trying this hard to justify why shes not a mary sue
>>64277907
If I wanted to watch Riddick, I'd watch Riddick.
Star Wars has always been a soap opera, not a montage of Chad Thundercock rampaging his way across the galaxy and cunt punching the Emperor of Evil to death.
if that's the direction you want to take don't bother bastardizing the precepts of the earlier films and just make your own IP
>John Carter flopped
ah, right, Disney needed a fresh take
>>64277907
Maybe if he was the villian.
But Star Wars movies were never about how the main character is so good at something to the point of handling all oposition by himself, even Anakin in the prequels has character flaws that influence the plot, it doesn't excuse the prequels being shitty, but it shows how many shades of bad The Force Awakens and the prequels share
>>64277821
that's some quality writing, it appeals to me as a young adult
>mfw everyone was upset about Boyega
>now people finally realise it's women who ruin everything
Seriously though, the movie would have been much better if it were Finn and Poe doing their thing and then both of them realise they can use the force.
>>64277789
Learning to fight with staves doesn't give you proficiency with swords. Especially not swords that are made out of a fucking laser beam.
Kind of like how learning to drive a hovering motorcycle doesn't give you proficiency in flying a DC-10
>>64277966
oh if she's not a memory wiped sith she's mary sue in the sense that she quickly earns the trust of others cause she shows them she's experienced. but my explanation is more interesting.
>>64277977
John Carter is actually a series of books by Edgar Rice Burroughs, the film is an adaptation of the first novel ''Princess of Mars''
>>64277958
nien nubs cameo was fucking egregious. youre telling me this fucker is STILL piloting ships into combat? dude shouldve been a coach or something not some hamfisted "oh hey its nien nubb" cameo
>>64277988
it's better than the twist being "finn is gay"
>>64278018
learning to properly write English should be more interesting.
>>64277977
Its JJ Abrams thats to blame. He is a glorified Michael Bay who just makes action movies that go boom with simple plotlines.
>>64278008
As I said I only state that as a plausible concept for why the script thinks shes a justified jack-of-all-trades.
Doesn't mean its right
>>64278008
I want to know how, in a harsh desert planet filled with vicious marauders and modern tech, a small girl with a fucking stick managed to fend her way through a decade or so of scavenging
a fucking stick? I wouldn't give Chewbacca good odds with that
>>64278070
nice caps and period m9, you should teach at a school or something you're so smart
>>64274071
>those fappening pics
>she was17when they were taken
>>64278103
mnine?
>>64278100
See: fremen and arrakis.
>>64278145
what does Dune have to do with it?
>>64278100
maybe she didn't and she underwent jedi training with luke after she was abandonded, was tainted by the sith, got memory wiped, and got replanted at jakku
So the question is: Would this film have been given the reaction it did if it was just "War in the Stars: the movie"
>starwars movie where the villains get their asses kicked in every fight
>>64278177
>>64278145
I think anon is confused with mountaintops
>>64278181
this would also explain her natural tendency to use force powers without training, and her aggresive saber abilities after kylo told her to use the force
>>64278196
if this film wasnt a Star Wars film it wouldnt even be talked about
>>64278181
>>64278231
You all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves for thinking that.
>>64278235
This.
This is even more forgettable and bland than John Carter, and we all know how that movie turned up.
>mfw all these mental gymnastics to justify why she's such a mary sue
just accept that she's a STRONG INDEPENDENT JEDI WHO DON NEED NO TRAININ
>>64278235
yeah no shit, because you don't need to introduce characters like han and chewie and explain their importance. han dying has weight because of the previous movies, whereas obi wan dying in a new hope was more of a mentor thing.
>>64278235
Well its like the reverse of the robocop reboot.
While I think that film was an awful robocop movie, it was okay on its own right.
Meanwhile you have an okay film being thrown around like a fucking god tier movie despite not really deserving it
>>64276387
not it. doesn't say anything about huge tits
>>64278305
WEll John Carter just didn't sell because even though it was advertised decently, it didn't show enough reason to go see it.
Fuck even the name is turrible.I honestly thought it was decent
>>64278055
personally I'm praying for gay robot finn
>>64277745
she told han what button to press.
in addition to bypassing the compressor.
therefor, she knew more about the falcon than old "part time".
the scene didnt evne make fucking sense because han says "we're home" and then like he fucking forgets how to turn the light switch on in his own fucking home.
what the scene was trying to do, subliminally, was show how rey was going to be han's replacement. seeing as how shes the only one who can speak chewbacca too.
>>64272671
>Why did they cast this bitch?
maybe Jew Jew liked what he saw when this bitch was getting fucked by the nigger that got cast in the other role
>>64272671
>Why did they cast this bitch? Why did they need to ruin SW forever?
Star wars was always incoherent gargbage.
>>64278394
on that note...how the fuck does she speak chewbaccaniese?
>>64278438
because languages are nothing before the might of an empowered womyn
shes cute as a button
would cuddle with/10
>>64278597
> tfw no jedi gf
murder me a thousand times
>>64278597
>>64278438
maybe she blows wookies for credits/food outside the bars?
>>64278558
>>64278664
>>64278764
>>64278770
>liking flat
what kind of media manipulation is that?
>>64278813
>wookies
>desert planet
Daisy is hot
Ass and face patrician coming thru
>>64278770
>Daisy Ridley will never wait on you
>>64273139
>Or if you are into the Starwars universe
what fucking universe holy shit are you actually retarded
>>64279137
A long time ago in a GALAXY
Far far away
Niggas we in the same universe from a certain point of non string theory view
>>64278844
You mean you wouldn't want a badass Jedi gf who's adorable as all hell?
>tfw rey will never crush your balls
>>64278770
I feel like I somehow found her attractive as a side effect of her being in the movie because she was doing absolutely nothing for me before I saw it. Not that I'm complaining.
>>64279363
aaaaand i probably just found my internal subconscious reasoning here >>64279318
>>64279363
That's normal anon, she won you over her performance. I'm in the same boat as you.
Her being a main character in my favorite franchise probably has something to do that.
Plus she's going to be around for a while so you might as well not hate her.
>>64279318
she is a mary sue but damn.... damn....
>>64279349
please only romantic and loveful thoughts about daisy you disgusting freak
>>64273915
Did that skeleton escape?
SPOOKY
P
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K
Y
>>64279318
She's like a stray cat I would probaly take care of, but not to the point of adopting
>>64279807
seek help
>>64273612
I'll take ass, ass, in for $500, Trebeck.
Fffffffffff
>>64272772
Rey a cute!
>>64280082
me on the right
>>64279318
she's kinda cute, but that ugly af tranny tattoo on her feet is a bummer
>>64277690
>>64277789
>>64277821
That list for Rey is really banking on you not remembering the movie. The only one that's entirely accurate is the instantly liked and trusted by everyone but even then she meets all of 6 characters and they each have a reason to like her based on their own situations and character.
>>64280209you mean far right with the umbrella lmao
I like anime and I get tired of all the perfect looking characters that are popular these days.
I'll bet you're a 10/10 OP.
Quit being jealous someone with average looks got a job and you didn't.
What is this, Best Korea where you are judged more on your tiny picture in your job application than your actual work skills?
>>64273216
That started off fun and just spiralled into some major faggotry. Jesus christ there isn't a single non-fun hating feminist.
>>64281265
In Best Korea everyone has a job that best matches their skills you fucking dingus, you don't even have to fill in an application, much less put a photo. What the hell are you talking about?
You must be talking about worst korea (aka US tiny whore)
How the fuck can she speak wookie?
I knew she reminded me of something.
>>64279318
I want to hug sweaty Daisy
>>64273442
You are not nearly as clever as you think you are.
>>64283505
Neither are you
>>64283558
Smart enough not to stay in the same shitty thread for 5+ hours
>>64278438
wookies were enslaved en masse by the CIS and empire. One of the death stars was build using a ton of wookie slaves.
I dont think there are too many wookies wandering around outside of Kashyyyk and empire labor camps though. The empire enslaved and blockaded the entire planet immediately after order 66. Meeting a a wookie on Jakku and learning wookie speak from it would be highly impractical. Slave masters would probably know their language, but a common person would have no reason to ever learn it.
I could buy into some sort of galactic "grunt and beep" standard used by races without vocal cords to speak common. It would explain how people can speak to droids and lots of other races. That doesnt exist though so the point is moot
>>64282045
By best I meant worst.
Sorry for my error.
They do require the picture. A few years back I was desperate enough for a job to apply to teach English there.
My first appilcation went unanswered for a bit, and when I inquired to the progress they said I neglected to include a photo of myself.
Within 36 hours of getting the photo they offered me a job. Luckily I refused it.
>>64282391
How the fuck can that doctor treating Chewie understand wookiee?
He is the only one we see, and isn't involved with the Resistance until the movie. So why does she know it?
That seems even more unlikely than Rey knowing it as a Force sensitive.
>>64284049
>being autistic enough to not understand that she was being sarcastic to him
>>64272772
Yeah Breah
>>64284105
>Being autistic enough to not understand when someone is making a direct response, verses a vague statement.
Sorry that even though I saw it once I can remember when more than one person speaks wookiee.
>>64272671
>>64272824
She looks like Seth MacFarlane
