He went to film school instead of films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtNvjujCe0
>>64272660
The don't make jumpers like that any more
They are either to thick or have retarded buttons or nonsensical patches or patterns.
>>64272660
absolute horse shit
i have fucked his wife
>tfw Board James will eventually suffer the same fate as AVGN.
>>64272801
luckily we already have a board james movie
>>64272660
Is the video meant to be a joke?
I hope I don't end up like this guy
>>64272660
Why is his film taste so shit
>>64272897
why?
any lewds of the gril?
>>64272660
Why didn't he use any VFX for the interaccial make out session though?
>>64272897
A successful independent film maker?
>>64272800
you wish
Cinemassacre and redlettermedia need to join forces already
>>64273363
oild cnemassacre>RLM>shit>tgwtg>mateimassacre
>>64273449
imagine...
>>64272972
>>64273064
I just don't wanna end up reviewing old games no one cares about anymore for more than 10 years; it was funny at the beginning but now it's just sad.
I don't wanna end up with a fat and ugly wife.
I don't wanna end up with a fanbase too immature to know plain random insults don't translate into comedy
I don't want the embarassement of being seen as a manchild icon and having a failed movie in my background, of people saying "james rolfe is a good guy though" in a condescending, pitiful way
That's the way I feel at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00
>Neo-/tv/ /pol/ crossposters makes fun of this guy with le epik cuck memes
>>64273527
>>64273527
Geez he look completely different 13 years ago
Like some thin rat
Does James browse /tv/?
Hope he's gonna make an actual horror movie one day
>>64273588
he stopped after that meme
>>64273566
PUNISHED KEK
>>64272708
I got three of those for christmas.
I only wear minimalistic clothes without a bunch of retarded impractical gimmicks on them.
>>64273566
I bet good money he was a cuck when he still had his hair too
>>64273588
hehe cuck
>>64273527
Don't have a lot of sympathy for him. He should realize already that his strengths are within the technical stuff not the creative aspect.
>>64273619
he doesn't have the talent
>>64273695
DELETE THIS
>>64272660
Oh it shows, James, it shows
>>64273588
I don't think so but he is probably aware of the cuckin meme. The thought crossed my mind too when I saw that video.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>64273760
TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
>>64273576
rude
>>64272660
When will he stop? That movie and Mike matei all over the site killed Cinemascre for me
>James Rolfe
>Claims he's a film buff
>Only watches flicks and movies from the 30's
>Has never shown interest in any film or cinema
The guy is a total pleb. Just look at his top list:
30: Jurassic Park (1993)
29: 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)
28: Scarface (1983)
27: Night of the Living Dead (1968)
26: Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
25: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
24: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
23: Batman (1989)
22: The Great Escape (1963)
21: North by Northwest (1959)
20: Full Metal Jacket (1987)
19: Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo [The Good, the Bad and the Ugly] (1966)
18: The Sword in the Stone (1963)
17: Rear Window (1954)
16: First Blood (1982)
15: Jaws (1975)
14: This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
13: Ed Wood (1994)
12: Gremlins (1984)
11: Vertigo (1958)
10: American Movie (1999)
9: The Wizard of Oz (1939)
8: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
7: Star Wars (1977)
6: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
5: Rocky (1976)
4: Ghostbusters (1984)
3: Back to the Future (1985)
2: King Kong (1933)
1: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963)
>>64273588
No, but I do think he and all the other internet reviewers have visited this place a few times just out of curiosity. But I think the losers over at TGWTG/Channel Awesome are visiting here quite often. Even though it's only bad things and false rumours about them here, they are so delusional and full of themselves that they think all exposure is good exposure. I bet Linkara is lurking in every hate thread about him on /co/ and /tv/. Sometimes even posting.
>>64273838
Mike is a bit too retarded for my taste
Cuck seems like you'd be able to sit down and have a beer with and discuss shift from the 80's & 90's
>>64273923
But he's also american. In USA "film buff" is equal to "flick buff" because they think flicks and joints are actual films.
>>64273923
he likes a lot of high-quality movies. nothing wrong with that i suppose, look at any director's top 10 list and it's mostly movies with only the occasional film/cinema on it
not like his entire list are flicks
>>64274038
stop memeing
>>64274068
>I'm american and can't handle the bantz
>>64274091
bantz isn't a thing stop trying to make it a thing
>>64274056
>5 or 6 films out of 30
>only 1 film in top 20
I'd say anyone with any sense of taste would have atleast 50% of their favorite 30 be films
>>64274056
fucking memes
>>64273923
>>Claims he's a film buff
He makes it pretty damn clear that he grew up watching B-monster movies and absolutely loves that shit.
>>64274106
Different nationalities having friendly fights on internet forums was always a thing though. Americans just never understood it. They took it too personal because they were raised to be overly patriotic and swore an oath to flag every morning in school.
>>64274146
come on, bullshit aside, its very clear that stuff like jurassic park, star wars, ghostbusters, terminator 2, back to the future etc are not on the same level as something like vertigo or one flew over the cuckoos nest
cuckmassacre
>>64274253
Dude, your on a board where grown men actually enjoys Star Wars and other geek culture oriented flicks intended for kids. It's no use senpai.
>>64273923
They are all great flicks but overall bad movies and terrible films
>>64275304
>jaws
>full metal jacket
>one flew over the cuckoo's nest
>vertigo
>flicks
>terrible films
i want neo-/tv/ to leave
>>64273923
>no 2001
>>64272660
Film school instead HAVE films*
>>64272660
proof that
>films > films school
>>64273524
You don't want to make hundreds of thousands of dollars not doing anything?
ok
