Hey guys have you ever had the problem where you took your girl to a movie you really wanted to see and she insisted on talking/makeing out during the whole movie but when you go to one of her "movies" she gets mad at you for trying the same shit?
dude yea bro. also hate it when my girl really wants to give me a handjob during the movie, like wtf im tryin to watch and then after shes keeps asking to bring in her friend for a 3some, while im trying to figure out what the hell happened in that movie man girls man i tell you
>>64272401
If you don't have or never had a girl don't even reply. This thread is for men or women who have or had significant others who pulls shit in movies
I've never even watched a movie with a girl, so no.
>>64272479
>posting normie shit on 4chin
leave
>>64272294
>>64273362
Grow the fuck up 4chan isn't your little secret club
>>64273406
>le posting threads about le girls at the theater le makes me seem le cool xDxD
>>64272294
>Hey guys have you ever had the problem where you took your girl to
>your girl
>>64272294
Dumb frogposter.
>>64272479
>>64273327
>>64273378
>>64273461
kek, point proven, yet if you're on 4chan I'm willing to bet having a girl is the highlight of your life
Facebook tab is 3 blocks down the road
>>64272294
Clearly she wants to communicate and you take her to one of the only places where this is frowned upon
failed relationship / 10
>>64272294
>she gets mad at you
Stopped reading there
>>64272294
No but I dated a black girl who seemed really whitewashed. Boy was I fooled. The second we sat down in a movie theater it was all "DAYUMMMM YOU SEE WHAT THAT WHITE BOI DID? AHMAHGAHD IM BOUTTA FLIP"
>mfw the liberals told me stereotypes aren't real
>last night
>go to see The Hateful 8 with grill
>doesn't talk the entire movie, minus asking me if I know who the bad guys are and why I'm laughing before the dingus scene started
Truly a beautiful experience, only to be ruined by my fellow Americlaps applauding at the end of the movie.
I don't date philistines.
>last night
>go to see TFA with girl
>she's really a broom
>mfw
ive been with a girl for 5 years and weve never made out during a movie
>>64272294
I went to the hateful 8 with my gf and she just gave me a handjob and I fingered her the entire time. 3 hour movie and this was far more interesting then that shit movie.
all frog posters should be banned and sent back to reddit
>>64273720
this
its just something edgy teenagers say only on 4chan to try to sound cool and normal.
>LEL WE MADE OUT DURING THE MOVIE AND I GOT LAID, BET YALL JEALOUS
never made out with my girl of 3 years during a movie, we watch the movie together but why the fuck would we start making out and miss it? Never seen it in a theater either.
>>64273812
>>64273720
Are you guys the "mental" boyfriends I've heard so much about?
I was at the movies and the gf started rubbing my package, she said she wanted more "butter for her popcorn" and wipped my benis out. I wanted to concentrate on the movie because /tv/ kept hyping it and I wanted to be updated for the latest memes but she kept stroking the cock and throwing popcorn and soda at it with her left hand. The pepsi was really cold with all that ice and I usually like theater action but I pretended I wasn't into it, and the cold helped to cool the cock. After a while I just wanted her to stop so I told her to grip it with both hands and jerk it as hard as she could so we could be done with it, she firmly grasped it while sucking on it (she smiled when realizing it tasted like pepsi) and poked her tits with it a little. When I was about to finish I standed up and came on some fat nerd's head. He was dressed up as yoda or whatever. He turned around realizing what happened and looked really angry, looked like he was about to cry. He mumbled some stuff about bringing the theater staff so I told him "whatever dipshit, oh and Han Solo is killed on the bridge scene, fuck you". the gf and I took our things and left
>>64273848
>he thinks fucking during a movie is a thing
I bet you can't wait to get your first girlfriend!
>>64274117
who is this juice moose?
The last girl I dated actually made a complaint that when we went to the movies I never held her hand or gave her a kiss and I was just like "uh we're watching something I paid money to see?" That was 3 years ago I'm so lonely.
>>64274092
>I've never seen people fucking at the movies I go to (pixar and star wars) so I'm pretty sure it never happens
>>64273492
what point?
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>64273447
>he can't into women
Lol
>>64274249
>Is it normal to suck my own cock and make my asshole bleed?
>Nobody does that
>BUT DUDE JUST CUZ YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT DOESNT MEANT PEOPLE DONT DO IT
>>64274299
>he thinks posting about girls on an anime telecommunications profit review board will make him cool
kek
>>64274333
people fuck at the movies, same way people like to fuck inside their cars or at the uni restroom
it's something really common
>watch King's Speech in mostly empty theater like four weeks after release
>girlfriend gets bored
>get blowjob
Anyone else hate when their gf insists on making out with the guy next to her? It's like come on, I'm trying to watch the movie and you two are being really loud.
>>64274434
>Calling college university
Hello Europoor!
>>64272294
>being gay
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you and you're girl have been going steady for a while so it doesn't really make sense to still be in that stage but you're still probably just gay.
i hate it when my girl insists on a;lsdjfd;gflasdjf;dkasjfdklsfad;sfjasdlfka
Hey Anon what does it feel like to hug a girl? Do her boobs press up against your chest, can you feel her nipples? Does her vagina brush up against your dick? What if shes wearing leggings and youre just wearing boxers? Can you feel nips and vag? Is this what a hug feels like?
>>64274468
>feeling a sense of accomplishment from identifying Europeans on the internet
>>64274723
shouldn't you be volunteering at a refugee centre?
>>64274772
>Centre
Fucking Australians, stop shitposting
>>64274951
you forgot to answer the question
>>64275029
Do your emus overlords know you're shitposting on an amerindian underwater basket weaving technique sharing image board?
>>64272294
you could try communicating your issues with her in a non-confrontational way instead of bitching about it on 4chan
