Jesus Christ, there is literally nothing but bad reviews on the entire metacritic user reviews first page for TFA right now, it's doesnt get that bad even during console exclusive holy wars:
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/star-wars-episode-vii---the-force-awakens/user-reviews
DISNEY AND JJ ABRAMS BTFO
I didn't like the Force Awakens the first time because I was too preoccupied waiting for them to say the name of the movie in the dialogue (if they said "The Force awakens" then my friends would make me take 2 tabs of LSD).
The second time I went and saw it with my mother and I thought it was awesome. No critic or internet contrarian can invalidate my experience of having enjoyed it alongside my mother.
>>64271984
Unfortunately it seems like many users don't understand that films are not their stupid video games and rating a competently made film 1 is extremely childish and idiotic.
TFA is a well made adventure film. Nothing more, nothing less. The old trilogy wasn't even that good, so claiming that TFA ruined something is simply laughable.
>>64272067
>junkie and his mother enjoyed it
That's great anon
>>64272067
Hey Reddit!
>>64272067
Most reddit post in ages.
>>64272093
It's exactly the same on IMDB reviews right now.
Zombie effect is over.
Looks more like a raid than genuine opinions family.
>>64272093
>The old trilogy wasn't even that good
And this sentence is not childish and idiotic?
>>64272178
More like a counter raid if I'm being honest there family
>>64271984
If I was to rate it as movie then it would just barely be better than 1 and 2. I just feel like something is missing from it, too little exposition, I feel like Jew Jew cut out a lot of filmed scenes for more action less talk.
However I really liked it both times I watched it. Looking forward to more Kylo Ren and his character arc. Easily the most interesting character from the new trilogy.
Holy shit lel
It's doesn't matter anymore man, the damage is done, the thing has made mora than one billion dollars and probably made more than one trillion in fucking toys, it's all lost.
>>64272191
No because it's true.
For example people complain that Rey, Poe and Finn are too simplistic and underdeveloped. And yet, the characters from OT are exactly like that too.
>>64272216
Forgot my pic because i was laughing too hard
>>64272093
>hahaha it wasnt that good take off your le nostalgia goggles nyaaa
fuck off reddit
>>64272250
You know just stating things won't make them true
>>64272067
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>64272067
I saw it on the imax 3d on 3 tabs of acid and it was an experience
>>64272178
The sad part is that some people will actually believe this.
>>64272295
oh fug
:DDD
>>64272149
Every time I check the most "useful" review is a manchild sperging out. An hour ago it was some guy who was angry that they were making Star Wars for adolescents. Now it's a 2 star review that complains about recycling and offers fuck all in the way of helpful critique.
>>64272276
Luke, Han, Obi Wan and Leia are walking archetypes. There is nothing more to them. Vader has virtually no personality and backstory in the first two films.
>>64272301
DUDE ACID LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>64272178
raid by normies
>>64272333
but normies are the ones who liked this awful movie
>>64272333
Uhh normies are the ones gobbling every piece of shit thrown their way
>>64272304
100% serious here.
This looks like either a raid to upset people who like the movie or upset hipster nerds who hate that Star Wars is now a normie thing.
>>64272333
>>64272366
>>64272388
Very nice
>>64272430
Or maybe they just stopped spending money on marketing after grossing 1bln and sheeple regained cognitive functions, until the ep8
>>64272276
>>64272191
The original trilogy is a simplistic fantasy adventure story. The only thing that makes ANH better than TFA is the fact that ANH was fresh and original when it came out in 1977, and with TFA we already see plenty of movies like it every year.
This is not a video game. When it comes to films the critics are much more important than the pedestrian audiences.
Most people are too uneducated and ignorant to properly evaluate a film.
>>64271984
YWO KEN TELL DAT TA GANJAKLOB
>>64272524
Movie "critics" are often too unducated and ignorant to properly evalute a film tho.
>>64272524
Is this what children that just got out of their videogame stage actually believe?
>>64272561
They are still more trustworthy than the masses. Look at IMDb's top 250 and compare it with S&S's top 250.
>>64272524
You mean the paid reviews that were written before the reviewer even saw the film?
The only reviews you should trust are the ones written a few years afterwards
>>64272561
still miles better than music critics though
People finally realize that the PT is the real deal
PT masterpiece > plebby childrenshit OT > Cashgrab TFA
It's like a 6-7/10 movie. Can anyone here who's actually seen it honestly say that it's even close to its current RT score?
I'm willing to admit that it's not bad, but holy shit is it nowhere near great.
>>64272640
For me
OT: 8/10
TFA: 5 - 6/10
PT: 2/10
>>64271984
YOU HAVE LOST
>>64272640
Yeah. It's only a bit higher than The Avengers( another family-friendly blockbuster), and it's a much better movie.
>>64271984
There's been an awakening.
Have you felt it?
>>64272524
kek
>>64272640
I'd probably give it like an 8 and I liked it. Its certainly no masterpiece but its a fun adventure flick that I wouldnt mind seeing again.
>>64272837
Terrible taste
>>64272852
agree
>>64272837
>8
>fun adventure flick
Do you work for IGN?
>>64272852
Not him, but how many adventure flicks from the last 5 years would you say are better?
>>64272916
Mad Max.
>>64272916
Not him, but Mad Mad: Fury Road was far better and that was in the same year.
>>64271984
It's like the prequel movies, made like a star trek movie, disguised as a star wars movie.
>metacritic user reviews
Where to go when you want to see pure unfiltered butthurt.
>>64272916
Sure: in the heart of the sea, aferim, everest
all fromt his year too
>>64272685
>OT: 8/10
Nostalgia. Those films exists only in your childhood memories.
>>64272955
>>64272963
Calling Mad Max an adventure movie is a massive fucking stretch, but alright, it's rated higher then TFA, so it's consistent with its ratings.
>>64271984
It's prequel babies and video game retards. Probably with some avatards too.
>>64273056
nah
>>64273051
>everest
It's not an adventure movie, and even if it was it was pretty shit
>>64271984
It's popular to hate that which is popular.
>>64273154
That makes 0 sense
>>64273154
Good unpopular films don't have any reviews.
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/horse-money
>>64272191
Well it was made for children and to sell toys to them was it not?
>>64272640
One of the only honest people in this thread,,,
>>64272881
Do you work at mcdonalds... get back to work and make me a burger kike fgt
>>64272326
Your more obnoxious than the druggies
>>64272178
Contrary to super-believable 10/10 reviews. They are surely not Disney employees at all.
>>64273203
Only Sith deal in Absolutes
Also it is popular on 4chan to hate on popular things just because normies like them I think they steal it from the feminist school of though.
>>64273097
Its categorized under adventure on the site I use for movies
>>64273340
No probably just normies disney doesn't have to pay anyone shit...
>>64273203
Its just a buzzphrase by people that cant explain why they like something when attacked. Don't mind it
>>64272640
A friend and I had a discussion about what the movie would get before it came out. I guessed an 85, since RT over-inflates anything popular. Its ridiculous that the movie was even worse than i predicted, but somehow it has a better aggregate score.
/tv/ is just /v/ with a t
>>64273341
Well maybe that has to do with the fact that most popular things are complete and utter garbage?
>>64273341
I came to this board because I hated the movie and everywhere else on the internet was hardcore sucking Disney's cock.
So sort of true.
>>64273434
no it's just /pol/ without flags
>>64273436
>t.fedoratipper
>>64273469
50 shades of gray sure is a masterpiece right?
>>64273051
oh my god, you literally picked the worst possible shit movies.
>>64273434
Thanks to people like you that think episode 7 means they're welcome to post here
>>64273203
Humans can be most contradictory creatures.
>>64273559
We literally had a sticky telling people not to spoil it.
We have a million threads about it every fucking day.
If you don't like TFA then YOU are the one who doesn't belong here.
>>64273542
Whats the problem? Do they not pander to your videogame sensibilities? heart of the sea has some scenes that look like it so you should like that
>>64273495
50 Shades of Gray is probably the best strongly marketed movie that deals with BDSM. It's also the only strongly marketed movie that deals with BDSM. It's popular because it caters to an audience that Hollywood usually ignores, same with Twilight. In these cases popularity really doesn't have much to do with quality cause the audience isn't really given a choice.
>>64273559
Hello reddit
>>64273594
If its "we" then why are threads 404ing after 30 minutes and not an 1h+?
Do you really think you star wars tourists are us?
Why do spergs on this board always sperg out the moment you point out flaws in this movie and pretend you're just out to ruin their fun rather than state your opinion on this arguably far from perfect piece of art?
>wah you're just a contrarian nostalgiafag I liked it
>>64273659
/tv/ has been /tv/ - Star Wars for months now.
Seriously I don't remember other movies were there was a warning about getting banned for spoiling it.
>>64272597
I'll bear that in mind when I mull over watching TFA for the first time in a couple of years. Thanks, anon.
>>64273697
because most of them aren't actually "from" this board
most of the traffic is coming from /b/, /co/ and /v/
>>64273626
videogames literally > movies
dealwithit teletubby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7RtdOz8Xc
>>64273697
It's retarded when most of criticisms towards this movie are either completely external to it, or silly nitpicks like "why is the resistance called the resistance"?
>>64271984
>reviewers can be so byass
>byass
>>64273764
Except literally no one is saying that shill.
Holy shit TFA sucks, and so do the people like this faggot who liked it.
>>64273769
>byass
heres imdb aka the normie ratings (over 200k votes from almost every demographic)
so no, normies dont hate it
>>64273632
And how about Avengers, would you say that's a niche movie too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjvwH6K0YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjvwH6K0YU
When will Plinkett release his official review?
>>64273845
>US users
What a bunch of plebs
>>64273827
>Except literally no one is saying that shill.
People have be saying this for at least a week, if you were from this board you'd know this reddit
>>64273845
They actually pretend 300000 people voted on their shitty site?
Do they actually paid them for so?
kek pretty much just vydia fags reviewing a movie
>>64273495
no but trainwreck is
>>64273845
heres the distribution of ratings
>>64273872
kek
i noticed that during the film
>>64273850
It coasted on novelty, so in a sense. The market isn't exactly crawling with superhero team-up movies.
>>64271984
None of these matter in the slightest. I have no doubt that many /tv/ posters have wasted hours of their lives writing poorly written reviews that no one will ever read or care about. Makes me smile.
>>64273898
I enjoyed it. I personally thought john cena was great in it
The reviews on imdb are tearing it a new one
>>64273872
Most likely when the BRD is released and he can get good quality footage to edit in. That's just a teaser.
>>64273927
>None of these matter in the slightest
Why not? Explain in great detail
>>64273922
Uhh yes, yes it is
>all the xmen trash
>4 fantastrash
omg who cares
>>64273927
>star wars fanboy starts the damage control now the backlash has begun
>>64273970
No detail needed. The people that are actually in charge do not read or care about user reviews. Especially on Metacritic.
>>64273872
>>64273958
>>64273919
hello reddit
>>64272494
And the fact that the use of effects in ANH changed cinema forever while the use of effects in TFA is run-of-the-mill and bland.
>>64273991
Just pointing out that this happens all the time on Metacritic with popular movies and video games. It's predictable and is now simply dismissed as an irrelevant amount of people venting their nerd rage, which is exactly the case.
>>64273980
Those aren't team-up movies. In the case of those franchises, it's unusual when there isn't a team-up. The Avengers movie was novel because it featured heroes from different series teaming up to form a team.
AoU is basically the only other similar movie, and it made a fuckton despite being shit.
>>64273626
No thanks, I don't like that pristine polish put on movies. You can keep your heart in the sea and transformers normie gloss all to yourself.
So after watching TFA for the second time. Some of the things that bugged me I noticed were explained or foreshadowed. Afterwards my friend asked me what I liked about the movie and what my favorite scene was and I had no idea how to answer. What about you guys?
>>64272295
I love this pasta
>>64274104
What did you think of Aferim and Everest?
>>64273632
>Twilight is an ignored audience
Holy shit
>>64274164
when i was asked i said i liked the first scene best
now that i think of it its my favourite opening of a SW film tied with Empire
>>64274194
You forgot your baby picture.
it's a raid by 8gag or /pol/ i bet, all those reviewers have never made a review on that site before
>>64274225
The scene where Finn turns good for some reason?
>>64274260
>its not real
Starcucks ayyyyy lmao
>>64274221
There aren't many romance movies made nowadays that aren't romcoms, and from the ones that aren't, very few target more submissive girls like Twilight does, since it would be seen as anti-feminist. Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray only got away with it cause they were written by women, and even so they caught a lot of flack.
>>64274260
Probably just manchild Star Wars fans who are shocked that the new Star Wars movie is, in Mark's words, just a movie
I've never seen so much butthurt over a flick in my life.
What the hell is going on?
>>64274294
that too. Also when BB-8 rolls away and that alien thing pops up. very subtle but that little moment felt like 100% star wars to me.
Also call me reddit but i loved Poe in that scene
No surprise at all
Its one of the worst movies of the year
>>64274294
>for some reason?
You mean empathy and humanity?
>user reviews
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64274305
>Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray only got away with it cause they were written by women
Maybe the money is on allowing women to write their submission fantasies. It works very well on Asia, see k-dramas and shoujo mangas.
>>64274349
You're underage and new to the medium
What else do you want us to say?
>>64274227
You forgot your Reddit picture!
>>64273913
>one hundred thousand people just threw a 10 at it and called it a day
fuck
>>64274433
name the last movie to cause so much unrest on /tv/
>>64271984
>"It is shameful that the critics can be so byass"
>"Can be so byass"
>"Byass"
>"Biased"
Shit, JJ Abrams better feel really bad about this 0/10 movie he clearly made according to an 11 year old.
>>64274360
It's fine I like Poe too, although the whedonesque dialogue did take me out of it a bit. Seemed out of place. For me it's obvious that they have scenes that I should like, like Rey's fight with Kylo Ren. Instead the flaws just wind up bugging me.
>>64274392
That would be a good reason but there's no reason. Unless the First Order training is that bad. Finn with his empathy is quick to kill his fellow storm troopers, but one storm trooper dying made him want to quit.
>>64274446
nothing wrong with that when you low IQ """""movie buffs""""" were running around here last week calling it safe/mediocre and throwing 7-9/10s lel
>>64272262
>355 negative reviews
The meme hate has already started. Like Avatar and Into Darkness, weak-minded people will be calling this a bad film despite being great.
>>64274491
>imageDOTjpg
>that image
At least he has you mature 13 year old memers praising him. haha
>>64274528
it is objectively just that
Nice raid on le metacritic gentlemen, le epic legion strikes again take that reddit
>>64273374
>disney doesn't have to pay anyone shit
although they did in fact pay off "professional" reviewers and the marketing campaign was huge. you really think it's a stretch to say they didn't contract some group to shill user reviews?
>>64273340
>10/10 reviews are shit but asspained 0/10 user reviews are genuine.
Would like the movie more if it wasn't a literal carbon copy of a new hope
What were they thinking?
Also the prequels were better than this, fact.
>>64274512
yeah the humour was a bit much. It could be because so many humorous characters clashed:
-Finn: kinda comic relief likeable guy
-Han solo: over all serious but sarcastic as fuq
-Poe: same as with Han
-Chewie: Raauurrghh
-BB-8
-C-3PO
and additional to that there were some comedic stormtrooper scenes. Scenes like that were in the OT too but it really adds up if your movie in only 2 hours long and you got so many "funny" characters
>>64274906
It's not only Disney directly paying the critics but the sponsors having some kind of invesment of relationship with TFA so the editor-in-chief can't allow a bad review
>>64271984
>TFW bought some new star wars lego's of the spaceships
At least lego star wars was always awesome.
>>64274349
Autistic fans ruin everything.
I hated it but I still gave it a 5/10 on my metacritic review.
I don't think its really terrible in a movie sense, it's just incredibly bland and unnecessary in the context of being a Star Wars iteration. They shouldn't have bothered.
Literally butthurt-ratings.com
Metacritic user scores are a bigger joke than IMDB
>>64271984
>check like 3 or 4 ofthese "helpful" reviews
>only one review each
>switch to most active users
>8s and 9s and every now and then 5 or lower
>each of these has hundreds of movies rated
gee i wonder what happened here
>>64275060
Poes X-Wing is fucking dope
>>64275486
le 4chin attacked?
>>64271984
>it's embarassing to sea
>Look mom, I'm a ""critic""
These retards need to seriously fuck off. TFA wasn't that great though.
>>64275667
No
https://4ch.be/_/search/text/metacritic.com/
>>64275751
who is this ally of ours then?
>>64275781
4chan is pro TFA so it is more like an enemy of us.
>>64275819
bye reddit
>>64275781
Not the /co/ or /v/ cancer that praises this trash thats for sure
>>64275781
is it, dare i say, /r/starwarssucks at work?
>>64275781
must be...... reddit
>>64272067
I don't understand why this comment is getting so much hate. The premise of being forced to take two tabs of acid after losing a bet is pretty funny.
Friendly reminder that the only reason anyone could EVER dislike this flick is trolling
>>64271984
The movie was really good. Trying to cast aside my disappointment with eps 1-3 and my nostalgia for 4-6 compiled with my anticipation and emotional investment in the whole event is difficult, but even then I need to cast aside my cynicism for the whole franchise after the whole "everything is canon, even The Force Unleashed" and the subsequent "hardly anything is canon. How over marketed it is is also annoying. All that considered, I really think it's my favorite Star Wars movie. It's hard to say if it's better than Empire Strikes back, so I'll settle for saying it's not the best, but it's up there.
>>64277072
Why are you sharing tame and uninteresting reddit posts? I don't even see how they support what you wrote here. What does any of this mean?
>>64277310
He's making a JOKE!!, anon
