>REDDIT: THE MOVIE
>I'm gonna have to science the sh** out of this narwhal bacon!
>>64264789
you sure know alot about reddit
That's not Deadpool
>>64264816
>NASA? IS THIS YOU? WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON? CONFIRM!
>>64264789
say it all you want, it was a good film and will never be reddit in my eyes
>that scene where matt damon does the numa numa dance on webcam to the world
I vomited into my popcorn
>>64264903
>makes popcorn at home
>went to the cinema to watch this
Whichever it is, youre reddit. Its only cool to watch rips and praise films once the dust settles nowadays
Meth Damon really cashed in on this one huh
>>64264816
>I'm a space pirate
>>64264863
damn, I wanna science the sh** out of her
>the scene where he fashions together an impromptu fedora out of spaceship wreckage and welds it onto his helmet
I had to leave the theater
>>64264863
mommy is getting old :(
>>64264992
more like Meme Damon
>>64264863
>film
lmao it's a movie at best
>>64264903
> things that didn't happened in the actual movie
>>64265484
Wrong again
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)
FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)
KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
4. Y Blaned (2015, Scott)
>that scene where he delivers the first encoded visual ASCII message to NASA and it says "lol internet"
Such a horrible flick
Oh my god a copy of Zork 2! Such a nerd!
>>64265627
>L'ascension du chevalier noir
>>64265627
>no JOINTS
dropped
>Eugh she only has shitty disco dubstep, good thing I brought me some Led Zeppelin!
>blasts Highway to hell at max volume
Really?
DUDE DISCO MUSIC XDDDD
>>64265919
>>64265628
>>64265183
>>64264903
are these real?
>2016 - 40 hours
>watching adam sandler movies
>>64265627
Who keeps adding Reddit memes to /tv/'s best copypasta? Wherever you are, K I L L Y O U A R E S E L F
>>64266036
>>2016 - 40 hours
>-40 hours
Where did time go?
I think it was ok. Had some got moments, but also some pretty retarded ones.
>>64266074
You must be a blast at parties.
>>64266136
Speaking of which, I got invited (over Snapchat) to an 80s themed NYE party. I don't know what the hell to wear. Maybe some coke dealer yuppie instead of some bright neon colors and acid wash jeans. Do you guys think that would that be alright?
>>64266244
dress like some character from Less Than Zero
>>64266244
Just get a scorpion jacket and act like the Driver
>>64264789
Tell me OP why are you so obsessed with Reddit? Seems suspicious
what's 4chan: the movie?
>>64266374
The Comedy
>>64266317
I think I can do this
>>64266350
So am I
>>64266374
The Dark Knight Rises
>>64266392
HAHAHAHAHAHA, that hipster bait is shit.
>>64266374
"Pregunta Paisano Quieres Morir" (Ben Torro, 2015)
>>64264789
>TRIBALISM: THE POST
>>64266374
Los Contrarions (Molotnikov, 2004)
>>64266374
Revenge of the Sith
>HURHURR WE ARE THE COUNCIL OF ELROND XDDD (GET IT SEAN BEAN IS HERE)
>TECHNICALLY I'M A SPACE PIRATE LOL
>I NEED TO REDDIT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
It was hard to sit through this movie
>>64264789
>attempt to watch this movie
>I'm gonna science the shit out of this!
>that scene where he just browses reddit for 10 minutes
>that scene where he goes fedora shopping and ends up buying fingerless gloves too because he had a coupon
>when he has a dance off with Chris Pratt
Holy fuck I thought you guys were exaggerating. I couldn't even make it to the end of this shit.
How does it end? Does he ever get reddit gold?
>>64266374
Adaptation
>>64267782
>random college student shows up
>I DID THE MAF, IT CHECKS OUT
>>64264789
I actually liked it.... I feel like I'm slipping away from you /tv/. Show me again the power of baneposting and being an angry and sour virgin at the age of 22.
>>64267905
You enjoyed something? That's bad news. Come back to the fold and hate with us.
>>64267806
>that scene where he goes fedora shopping and ends up buying fingerless gloves too because he had a coupon
That Mars Narwhal Bacon Mall scene was fucking cancerous
>>64266374
drive
>>64269256
ughhh, don't remind me. not to mention the ending with the us president
>"WE DID IT, REDDIT! WOOOHOOO, UPVOTEEE!"
>>64264789
>muh shit potatos LOL I EAT MY OWN SHIT
>just hang in there
>that's okay, I feel like iron man hahaha
>>64269524
>Matt is getting upvoted... haha I mean promoted when he gets back!
>WE'RE GONNA SLINGSHOT THE SPACECRAFT AROUND THE EARTH AND LAUNCH IT BACK TOWARDS MARS!
>"THAT'S CRAZY! NOBODY HAS EVER ATTEMPTED SOMETHING THIS INSANE BEFORE!"
>literally what Apollo 13 did with the Moon
>>64269599
>the moon landing was real
c'mon now son... you still believe in santa?
>>64266374
The Holy Mountain
>>64269599
You dont know much about space travel do you? Using planets gravity to accelerate makes a lot of sense and is does all the time. They were doing it with a ship that wouldnt have enough fuel to return if they fucked up was the point
>>64266244
le dubs man
>black geeky boy slips LOL he's SUCH a dork
>dese whit bois down in NASA need a lesson in science!
>HOL UP *smacks lips* you I be sayin, HOL UP so like *sucks teeth* so like we slingshot! Boom! Haha I did the maff and shiet
>I'm an old stuffy white man and I say get out!
>here's yo pen back cracks!
>he's right guys, let's do what this geeky white boi in college says to do because we're only NASA what do we know
>>64267905
embrace it fa͏m, the dark side is your ally.
>>64269670
I didn't watch it but I thought they could eventually return but there was only enough food for one to survive whilst also eating the rest of the crew.
>>64269759
Upvoted.
>>64269767
thank you my good sir
>>64265627
Looks like Lost River moved up. LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
>>64265627
The Godfather was Cinema tho
>>64264789
2015 was a really shitty year, and this was a more or less decent scifi movie.
>>64264789
I bet he wishes he had a nice big fat orge shit to work with
>>64270833
umm sweetie it's sciENCE not sciFI
